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Chapter 262 The Great Immortal
Li Yunjie looked fearfully at the person who suddenly appeared in front of him, but no matter how he looked, he couldn't see his appearance clearly. He could only make out a vague outline.

"You, who are you?"

The mysterious man said: "I am the Fox Fairy. I came after receiving your pious summons."

"Fox fairy? You are a god!"

Li Yunjie's eyes lit up and he was a little excited.

Fox Immortal shook his head and said: "No, I haven't cultivated into a true immortal yet. Fox Immortal is just a general term."

"Huh? Not a god? Isn't that a demon? A demon?!"

Li Yunjie became nervous again.

I heard that demons eat people, especially vixens. They like handsome men the most. It seems that a handsome man like me will be in danger!

The Fox Fairy's face darkened and he said speechlessly: "I don't eat people, you are thinking too much."

Li Yunjie was stunned for a moment, then said in surprise: "Huh??? You actually know what I'm thinking?"

The Fox Fairy said: "Now that I am one with you, of course I know what you are thinking."

Li Yunjie took a deep breath.

"Hi~ Then am I not naked in front of you?"

The fox fairy had a strange expression.

"Oh, I don't want to, but that's the fact. You're a boy who only thinks about women, which is rare in the world."

Li Yunjie became blushing when others saw through his state of mind.

"Uh, cough. Great Immortal, do you know magic?"

The fox fairy nodded slightly.

"I know a little bit."

"Only one or two? It doesn't matter, it's better than nothing." After muttering, Li Yunjie asked expectantly: "Well, since you've fallen in love with me, can I also learn magic?"

Fox Fairy's face darkened, and he had the urge to roll his eyes.

"It's on you."

"Yes, yes, fuck me."

Li Yunjie replied perfunctorily, and then asked expectantly: "Then do I know magic?"

The fox fairy was helpless and sighed.

"Well, as long as I agree with you to use it, you can cast some of it, but if you want to maximize the magic, you have to control your body."

"Really? Great! I can do magic! I can do magic! Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Li Yunjie punched and kicked in the air, shouting and screaming in excitement.

Fox Immortal: "..."

He suddenly regretted taking this mission.
The Fox Fairy held back his temper, which was about to break through, and asked: "Boy, let me remind you, you still have twenty-ten minutes to summon me. What are you going to do?"

Li Yunjie slapped his head.

"Ah, yes, yes, I forgot about the real thing."

The Fox Fairy breathed a sigh of relief and could finally get down to business.

Li Yunjie said with a serious face: "Well, the purpose of inviting the Immortal here this time is to show off my ability to invite gods, so that others can see and envy me. According to what Boss Lin said, I am just showing off. !”

Fox Fairy: (￣_,￣)
"Since nothing happens, I will go back."

The fox fairy turned around and left.

"Hey, hey, Daxian, please don't. I haven't pretended to be successful yet. Now that you're gone, I can't make people laugh to death. Please help me, please~"

Li Yunjie ran to Fox Fairy's side, hugged Fox Fairy's arm, and acted coquettishly.

Fox Fairy: (╬￣—￣)
The Fox Fairy waved his hand and swept Li Yunjie three meters away, causing him to fall heavily to the ground.

"Nonsense! Asking God is child's play! Every time you ask God, you will consume your energy and energy! You actually use it to show off? Although I don't know what pretending is, but this is too childish!"

"Ouch!"

Li Yunjie grimaced in pain and rubbed his butt.

"Yes, yes, it's all the boy's fault, and there will never be a second time in the future! But, I've already used it this time, so just help the boy this time, okay?"

"Oh~, it doesn't matter, it's just this once, it won't happen next time!"

Fox Fairy glared at Li Yunjie.

"I promise! Hehehehe!"

Li Yunjie's butt no longer hurt, and he looked at the Fox Fairy with a playful smile.

The Fox Fairy said: "I allow you to use a few small spells and perform them for a while. Spells that are too strong will also be harmful to your body and you cannot bear the burden."

Li Yunjie quickly agreed: "Okay, okay, it's so troublesome to the Immortal."

The Fox Fairy waved her hand, started to make the secret, and then shot a ball of light towards Li Yunjie.

Li Yunjie felt an influx of energy, giving him the illusion of invincibility.

"Go."

After the fox fairy finished all this, he waved his hand and knocked Li Yunjie back into his body.

"A different world, huh, it's quite interesting."

The figure of the fox fairy gradually disappeared, and the surroundings became silent again.

Li Yunjie suddenly opened his eyes and looked around blankly.

"Hey, I'm awake! I'm awake!" "I'm finally awake! It's been a long time."

"It's not a bad idea to ask the gods. The speed of your upper body is enough to kill you millions of times."

"What do you know, you can't get up early?"

"What should you do if you encounter an encounter or an ambush? Just close your eyes?"

"Just let your partner delay."

"What if I don't have a partner?"

"Damn it! Why are you arguing with me? It's not me who opened the Maoshen Furnace."

One person asked carefully: "Brother Li, how's it going? Did you succeed?"

Li Yunjie felt the power in his body, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

"Look!"

Li Yunjie made quick gestures while mumbling something.

"Makabaka, mommy, mommy, coax!"

Li Yunjie tilted his neck and pointed toward the door, and a stream of light shot out.

boom!
A big hole was directly penetrated into the crooked neck tree, and holes were punched out in one, two, three, four trees behind it.

"I go!"

"what is this?"

"What a mighty power!"

"Haha, isn't it awesome? This is just a small spell, I have many more!"

Li Yunjie continued to make secrets and recite incantations, and his whole body suddenly glowed with golden light and was wrapped in a translucent protective film.

Li Yunjie said proudly: "Have you seen this protective shield? Even people in the cocoon-breaking realm can't break it!"

"Really?"

"Brother Li is awesome!"

"I have long said that Brother Li is a dragon and a phoenix among men, and he will soar to the sky sooner or later. Look, it has come true!"

"Really? Why do I remember you saying that he will die in a woman's belly sooner or later?"

"I'm suing you, don't slander me, or be careful if I fuck you!"

Being praised by so many people, Li Yunjie felt very happy and said with a smile: "These are all trivial. I can also predict bad luck for others and know the good and bad times!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately became excited.

"Brother Li, help me take a look!"

"Give it to me, Brother Li, you must show it to me!"

"Brother Li, you forgot, I invited you to Li Chun Yuan several times, and we did that together!"

"Brother Li, do you still remember me? I, Haozi, am the neighbor of your uncle and sister-in-law's eldest cousin's daughter's daughter and her husband's brother's child! We are real relatives! You must give me this opportunity! "

"This eldest cousin and sister-in-law can do it! It's you!"

Li Yunjie was so confused that he patted the man named Haozi.

Haozi suddenly became excited.

Li Yunjie kneaded and chanted the mantra for a while, then moved his forehead a little between the eyebrows and opened his heavenly eye.

Looking at Haozi in front of him, Li Yunjie's expression suddenly became strange.

"You have a wife you've been married to for three years, right?"

Haozi said in surprise: "It's amazing! Can you see this?"

"Your wife, um."

Li Yunjie hesitated to speak.

Haozi's pupils shrank, and he said with a sad expression: "What's wrong with my wife? Could it be. Brother Li, if you have any questions, just tell me, I, I can bear it."

Li Yunjie looked at him sympathetically.

"Your wife has been married to you for three years, and she has been stealing for two and a half years. Your two children belong to others. You should go home and take a look. Now the three of them are having sex on your bed at your house. , I should be able to catch it just right.”

Everyone: "Oh——!!!"

"three people?"

"incredible."

"I suddenly felt so excited, I don't know why."

Everyone seemed to have discovered a new world, and their expressions were wonderful.

Haozi was anxious, and cursed with red eyes: "What?! No, it's impossible! My wife is so considerate to me, how could she do something like that! You, don't talk nonsense! Insult my wife's innocence for nothing!"

Li Yunjie said unhappily: "Hey, what I saw with my celestial eye is still false? If you don't believe me, go home and have a look. If I'm wrong, it's up to you to do whatever you want!"

"Just wait! I'll go check it out right now."

Haozi panicked and ran out the door on hands and knees.

Some people who didn't mind the excitement also followed out.

……

(End of this chapter)