I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 665: Many children bring blessings? No! Get a younger brother!

"I will be your son and you will be my father. Then you pass this TV to me. Then you will have a big fat son. And I will not only have a father, but also a precious TV. I, the old naughty boy, will get the advantage this time!"

Zhou Botong became more and more excited as he spoke. He suddenly stood up and ran to the door of the inn. He stepped on the threshold and shouted to the outside: "Hey, I got the upper hand!"

Lin Chen was really shocked by the look on Zhou Botong's face that he was going to tell the world about his recognition of his father.

The pedestrians on the street were startled by Zhou Botong's shout and all looked at him speechlessly.

"Is there something wrong with this guy?"

"Maybe a bunch of crap opened from a can, gone crazy?"

"Take advantage? Take advantage of what? Is it this kind of advantage?"

"Ah~ Lecher!"

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Zhou Botong nervously turned his head to look at the people who were looking at him as if he were an idiot, and whispered again: "You're taking advantage."

This operation made Lin Chenlei very upset.

what is this?
I was enjoying the cool breeze and watching TV. How come I suddenly became a father?
Lin Chen came back to his senses and quickly waved at Zhou Botong.

Zhou Botong ran over happily, licking his face and said, "Dad, you're looking for me?"

Lin Chen said helplessly: "Don't call me dad, I don't want to be your dad."

"Why? You don't even want such a good son like me?"

Zhou Botong's eyes were as big as copper bells, and his expression was full of grievance.

Lin Chen spread his hands and said, "I'm not married yet, how can I have a son as old as you for no reason?"

Zhou Botong was shocked and said, "Wow! You are still not married even though you are this old?"

In Kyushu, boys generally get married when they are 16 or 17 years old, and there are many who even get married when they are 13 or 14 years old!
Lin Chen is already 27 years old this year, but he is still a single dog. This is indeed rare in the Kyushu Continent and he is already considered an older bachelor.

Hearing this, Lin Chen's face immediately darkened.

Damn, this old naughty boy really doesn’t know how to talk!

"Dad, it's better not to get married. What's the fun of getting married? Only fools get married to a wife who will take care of you. Just like my stupid brother, he is stupid, so he wants to marry Huang Rong."

Zhou Botong laughed and gave a thumbs up, saying, "Dad, you are still smart."

Silly brother? Marry Huang Rong?
Could it be Guo Jing?
Lin Chen pushed away the big face that was about to kiss him and said, "It's useless for you to flatter me. Anyway, I will not recognize you as my son."

Zhou Botong became anxious.

"No, how can you not calculate? Look, if you acknowledge me as your son, wouldn't you save all the trouble of getting married and having children? You didn't do anything, but you got a son for free. You got such a good thing."

Lin Chen rolled his eyes in his heart, "That's not necessary. I can't afford such a good thing. Let's just forget it."

The reason I'm not happy is that I have a son like you even though I did nothing!
Zhou Botong glared and said impatiently, "Hey, you're a grown man, why are you so fussy? You have to be the father today, whether you want or not!"

Lin Chen was really impressed by Zhou Botong's train of thought.

How can there still be people who insist on claiming someone as their father these days? Isn't that cheating?

"Dad, please accept my son's greeting!"

Zhou Botong was honest. He knelt down and kowtowed three times.

"Hey, get up!"

Zhou Botong's speed was too fast and caught Lin Chen off guard.

"Hey, Dad."

Zhou Botong stood up happily.

Zhou Botong turned his head to look at the TV and said happily: "Hey, this TV will belong to me, the old naughty boy, from now on. Oh no, I said what was in my heart." Lin Chen finally understood that the old guy was so eager to claim to be his father because he had set his eyes on his TV!
"Old naughty boy, there is no way I will acknowledge you as my son. Just listen to me first!"

Seeing that Zhou Botong wanted to say something, Lin Chen waved his hand to seal his mouth and continued: "However, since you and I are on good terms and you kowtowed to me three times, I will reluctantly acknowledge you as my younger brother."

"Huh? Uh-huh!"

Zhou Botong touched his mouth and his face turned blue with fright.

He doesn't want to become mute!

Seeing this, Lin Chen said, "As long as you agree, just nod your head and I will restore your ability to speak. Otherwise, you will be a mute for the rest of your life."

"Well!!!"

These words scared Zhou Botong so much that he peed out a few drops of urine, and then he nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

Lin Chen removed the seal with satisfaction.

Zhou Botong looked at Lin Chen as if he was looking at a ghost, and asked in disbelief: "Hiss~ I can speak now?! What did you do to me just now? Are you a human or a ghost?"

"Just some small tricks."

Zhou Botong would never give up unless Lin Chen showed his skills.

"Oh, I see! You can cast spells, right? You definitely can cast spells! Haha, interesting, really so interesting! I actually have a father who can cast spells. Bro, I'm rich now!!"

Zhou Botong jumped and danced, as happy as a child who got snacks.

Lin Chen shook his head and laughed.

This Zhou Botong has a really weird personality.

Zhou Botong came close to Lin Chen, with a flattering smile on his face, and said, "Brother, can you teach me some magic?"

Lin Chen shook his head.

"No. Haven't you heard of a saying? It's not easy to spread a name."

Zhou Botong was so anxious that he jumped up and down, grabbing his beard and saying, "But I am your long-lost brother. Blood is thicker than water, so passing the throne to me is not a light one."

Seeing Zhou Botong's anxious look, Lin Chen wanted to tease him and said with a stern face, "Nonsense, you are just my little brother, how can we be related by blood?"

Zhou Botong scratched his head and said, "We... our friendship is stronger than gold. We are not brothers but we are better than brothers!"

Lin Chen said calmly: "Wrong again, we have only known each other for half an hour in total. Even if there is love, it is as soft as noodles."

"You and me. This, this, this."

Zhou Botong's face fell quickly, as if his father had died.

Seeing that Zhou Botong had nothing to say, Lin Chen's mouth corners slightly raised, then quickly suppressed them, and slowly watched TV.

Because of Zhou Botong's interruption, Tiga has already started the fourth episode!

Zhou Botong glanced at Lin Chen gloomily. Seeing that he was watching TV intently, he could not help but squat down and move towards the rattan chair.

It rubbed and rubbed like this, and soon it reached Lin Chen's right side.

Watching the scene on TV where Daigu transformed into Ultraman Tiga, Zhou Botong was stunned.

Although he didn't understand why this group of people and those ugly monsters were in such a flat box, he knew that this TV was definitely a rare treasure!
Zhou Botong asked, "Brother, since I am your little brother, can you pass the TV to me?"

Lin Chen glanced at Zhou Botong, moved his fingers, and a stool appeared from under Zhou Botong's butt.

"Wow~"

Zhou Botong was not stupid. He immediately guessed that the thing he was sitting on must have been conjured up by his elder brother using magic!

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(End of this chapter)