I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 670 Smart Toilet
After the diarrhea, Hong Qigong and his three companions not only did not feel exhausted from diarrhea, but instead they were full of energy and felt indescribably relaxed.

Guo Jing sat on the toilet and asked awkwardly, "Seventh Master, I can't find a toilet stick, what should I use to wipe my butt?"

Hong Qigong said, "Do you see the row of buttons on the wall to your right?"

"Uh, Qigong, what is a button?"

Guo Jing's words made Hong Qigong silent for a long time, until Guo Jing was about to ask again, Hong Qigong's voice rang out.

"Do you see those little bumps on the wall on the right?"

"I see. Huh? There are words on it! Flush. Wash your buttocks."

"Yes! You press the bump that says butt wash."

"Oh"

Guo Jing obediently did as he was told and pressed the button.

drop!
The next second, a stream of water shot out from the toilet and hit Guo Jing's soul directly. He was so scared that he used his legs to jump onto the top of the partition.

As soon as Guo Jing left, the toilet flushed.

Huang Yaoshi, who had been eavesdropping the entire time with his ear pressed against the partition, slowly raised his head.

Guo Jing also looked down from above.

The two looked at each other awkwardly.

Huang Yaoshi sat up straight without making a sound and scolded, "Jing'er, what are you doing jumping up there?"

"I'm sorry to bother you!"

Guo Jing was tongue-tied and couldn't explain himself clearly. Finally, he couldn't stand the pressure from his father-in-law and jumped back into his toilet.

"Qigong, why is this thing spraying water? It scared me."

"Of course you have to wash away the dirt with water. Remember to dry it after washing, and don't forget to wash your hands after coming out. I'm done, I'll wait for you outside."

Hong Qigong washed his hands at the sink, then trotted away, pinching his nose.

Guo Jing wanted to say something, but when he heard the footsteps disappearing outside, he closed his mouth again.

ah~
Guo Jing obediently sat back on the toilet, and could only endure the discomfort and press his buttocks to clean it.

The water flow hit his soul accurately again.

After the water stopped cleaning, Guo Jing found the warm air drying button and pressed it.

My buttocks suddenly felt warm and were quickly dried.

Guo Jing put on his pants and came out of the toilet, just in time to meet Huang Yaoshi who had also finished.

"father"

"Um"

The two of them were more or less embarrassed.

Guo Jing scratched his head, looked around, and asked, "Well, Qi Gong said to wash your hands after coming out, but where can you wash them?"

Huang Yaoshi glanced around and didn't see any water anywhere. He was at a loss for a moment.

This Hong Qigong didn't explain it clearly. Doesn't he really want to see me make a fool of myself?

Huang Yaoshi accidentally saw a line of words under the big mirror. After reading the content clearly, he couldn't help but walk over.

The content of this line of words is: Please save water!
When Guo Jing saw Huang Yaoshi walk to the mirror, he hurriedly followed him.

Looking at the huge mirror, Guo Jing exclaimed: "What a big mirror! Hey, it can even see my sweat hairs clearly!"

Huang Yaoshi had no interest in the mirror. He just glanced at it and then paid no more attention to it.

He touched the wash basin with his fingers.

There are water droplets in the basin, which means the water is near the basin.

Near the basin
Huang Yaoshi finally fixed his gaze on the faucet.

There are four basins in total, and there is this thing on top of each basin, which means
Huang Yaoshi reached out to fiddle with the faucet to see if there was any mechanism.

But just when it reached the faucet, a stream of water gushed out from the outlet.

Huang Yaoshi reacted quickly and pulled his hand back before the water touched it.

As soon as the hand left, the water flow stopped abruptly.

"It's water! Huh? Why is the water gone?"

Guo Jing's eyes widened.

Huang Yaoshi reached out his hand again thoughtfully. When his palm came under the faucet, water gushed out again.

Huang Yaoshi did not dodge this time and let the water flow onto his hands.

After washing his hands, Huang Yaoshi withdrew his hands.

Guo Jing raised his hands to wash, but the water disappeared again.

“The water is gone again!”

"Jing'er, put your hand under this thing."

"oh oh."

Guo Jing put his hand under the faucet.

Water flowed from the tap.

"There's water again!"

Guo Jing was afraid that the water would run out, so he rubbed his hands quickly. After washing his hands clean, he withdrew his hands with satisfaction.

The water from the faucet also stopped.

"interesting."

Huang Yaoshi smiled slightly.

Guo Jing was surprised and said, "Dad, this water is so magical, it's like it knows we want to wash our hands."

“It’s not the water that’s magical.”

After saying this, Huang Yaoshi turned and left.

"The magical thing isn't water? What is it?"

Guo Jing, who was confused, shook his head and quickly chased after him.

Coming out of the public restroom, Huang Yaoshi saw Hong Qigong introducing the surrounding flowers, plants and trees to Huang Rong.

"Seventh brother, you have caused me so much trouble."

Hearing what Huang Yaoshi said, Hong Qigong couldn't help but turn around and ask, "Brother Yao, you and I have been friends for many years, how could I harm you?"

Huang Yaoshi asked back, "If he didn't harm us, then why do we all have diarrhea?"

"You have wronged me."

Hong Qigong laughed and continued, "After you had diarrhea, do you feel relaxed and not tired at all?"

Guo Jing smiled cheerfully and said, "Yes, I have never felt so relaxed!"

Hong Qigong explained: "Actually, this is all thanks to the chicken stewed with mushrooms we ate. I said that the ingredient of this dish is colorful black chicken. Eating it can nourish the body, beautify the skin and detoxify. We just detoxified it."

"Oh~ That's why we all had diarrhea. We didn't feel uncomfortable at all after having diarrhea. Instead, we felt very comfortable!"

Guo Jing suddenly understood.

Huang Yaoshi didn't really want to blame Hong Qigong, so he said, "So, our diarrhea is not only not a bad thing, but a good thing?"

Hong Qigong nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad. It is certainly a good thing to expel some toxins and waste from the body."

Huang Yaoshi said helplessly: "Then I'd like to trouble you, Brother Qi, to inform me in advance if there is such a "good thing" in the future. It's too embarrassing to make us so embarrassed."

"Hahaha, I'll definitely do it next time, definitely do it next time!"

Hong Qigong actually deliberately concealed this physical detoxification method.

Who made them ask questions and always question themselves? If I don't play a trick on them, I, an old beggar, will feel uncomfortable.

"Okay, now that everyone is here, I'll show you around the backyard."

Hong Qigong waved his hand and led the three people deep into the backyard.

Huang Rong suddenly shouted, "Ah! Qigong, what kind of flower is this? Why does it look like a lantern? Look, it glows!"

Huang Yaoshi and Guo Jing looked over when they heard this.

A flower plant more than a foot long came into view.

This flower has no leaves and only a baby fist-sized flower on the stem.

You know what, this flower really does look like a big red lantern, and from time to time it lights up and flashes. But because it is daytime, the light is very faint and you can't really see it if you don't look carefully.

Hong Qigong pulled Huang Rong a little further away from the flower and reminded her, "Most of the flowers and trees here are strange in shape. Remember, don't get close to plants you haven't seen before, let alone touch them."

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(End of this chapter)