I open a shop in Qixia Town

Chapter 689: Almost Pissed with Laughter
Zhou Botong covered his head with a look of grievance.

This is a slap from the eldest brother.

This time he didn't dare to act like a troublemaker anymore and just obediently smashed the jar with the hammer.

Click!

The jar was smashed into pieces.

The fragments flew and turned into a ball of light, blocking everyone's sight.

Zhou Botong stared at the scene and couldn't help but reach out to touch it out of curiosity.

But this light was like a barrier. No matter how hard he tried, he could not penetrate it.

Zhou Botong had no choice but to give up.

At this moment, the light slowly dissipated.

I saw a brown pill appear on the counter.

"Huh? I think I've seen this somewhere before."

Zhou Botong frowned and reached his hands into his clothes, rubbing them left and right.

Everyone looked at him in confusion, not understanding what he was doing.

Soon, Zhou Botong took his hand out of his clothes and spread out his palm to take a look.

A round "pill" appeared.

You know what, when you compare the two, this "pill" is really somewhat similar to the pills on the counter.

"Yeah? He's issued one before?"

"Why do I feel like something is wrong?"

"Fuck! Why does this action look so familiar? This is the mud ball that this old guy rubbed out from his own body!"

"Ugh~ So disgusting."

"Wow, how long has it been since I last showered? I actually rubbed out a ball this big. Normally, when I rub my penis for fun when I can't sleep, I can only rub out a ball the size of a mung bean."

"Then I'm better than you. The biggest mud ball I've ever made was the size of a soybean!"

"Hey, none of you can do that. I rubbed out a thumb-sized one a few days ago."

"Wow, you're awesome!"

"Hey, stop talking like that, it's too rude!"

"Are all men like this?"

"No, women love to rub more than men, but they just don't say it."

The men were beaming with joy as they compared who could make the biggest mud ball, while the women all had expressions of disgust on their faces.

"Girl, drip both of these with that thing of yours."

Zhou Botong pointed at the pill and the mud ball he had just made and said.

Even Diao Chan, who had received "professional training", felt a chill in her heart.

However, she still listened to Zhou Botong's words and scanned his mud pill with the scanning gun.

There is no response from the tester.

Unless it is something produced by the inn, the detector will not be able to identify any information.

This was specially set up by Lin Chen.

Seeing no response, Diao Chan quickly scanned another pill.

This time there was a response.

【Green Dew Rejuvenating Pills】It is made from jade dew beads refined from thousand-year-old jade and mixed with more than three hundred kinds of magical herbs. It takes at least ten years of calcination in an alchemy furnace before it can be refined.

This pill, soaked in fine wine, will melt the true Qi and spread into the meridians and bones. It can expel impurities in the bones, making the bones tough like the essence of jade, and can also slow down the aging of the face.

After reading the information about the Green Dew Rejuvenating Pill, Zhou Botong grinned and threw it into his mouth.

Green Dew Rejuvenating Pills melt in your mouth.

Zhou Botong smacked his lips, feeling that he had eaten a lonely meal.

"Oh my god! You just ate it?"

"This old man is a ruthless person."

"Isn't this courting death? If you don't use it in the correct way, something bad will happen!"

Seeing Zhou Botong wasting such good things, everyone beat their chests and stamped their feet, wishing they could strangle him to death.

Zhou Botong ignored the criticism from everyone and continued to open the jar.

Smash it hard.

Click!

The can was smashed in half.

For a moment it was radiant.

This time Zhou Botong did not reach out to touch it again.

After a while, the light disappeared.

Zhou Botong took a closer look and saw a glass jar.

Zhou Botong picked it up and took a look.

Through the glass jar, he saw the white powder inside.

"What is this?"

Zhou Botong scratched his head, not understanding, so he said to Diao Chan: "Little girl, help me drip it."

Diao Chan scanned it.

[Itching Powder] As long as you sprinkle the itching powder on someone's body, that person will laugh uncontrollably.

Valid time: one hour.

Zhou Botong's eyes lit up, he opened the lid, pinched a little bit with his hands, and then smeared it on himself under the shocked gaze of everyone.

As soon as he finished applying it, he felt it.

"Pfft hahahaha..."

“Ahahahaha, it’s so itchy. It’s so itchy, hahahaha…”

Zhou Botong rolled on the ground laughing.

The crowd shook their heads.

This is what they mean: Misfortunes sent by Heaven can be forgiven, but misfortunes brought upon oneself cannot be forgiven!
Zhou Botong laughed and crawled to Lin Chen's feet.

“Brother, big brother, save me, hahahaha, save me, hahahaha…”

Lin Chen was really defeated by his shamelessness.

In order not to waste time, I used my ability to temporarily stop the effect of the itching powder.

Yes, you read that right, temporarily.

Lin Chen is not his father, so it’s good enough that he can stop it temporarily.

Zhou Botong's laughter stopped abruptly. He thanked Lin Chen breathlessly, then wiped his tears and slowly got up from the ground.

Now he would never again underestimate what came out of the jar.

Just now he really had the illusion that he was about to pee with laughter.

Zhou Botong looked at the itching powder with lingering fear and closed the lid fearfully.

He then summoned a hammer and continued to open the can.

The hand lifts and the hammer falls.

Click!
The jar made a crisp sound and was smashed into pieces.

Three grass seeds appeared.

Zhou Botong changed his previous reckless character, stretched his neck to take a look at the grass seeds on the counter, and then asked Diao Chan to identify them.

Diao Chan swept it lightly.

[Spiritual Herb Seeds] concentrate the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon. They often grow in blessed places and places with abundant spiritual energy. Because they have been baptized by spiritual energy for countless thousands of years, the essence has been brewing and condensed into spiritual plants.

It has the effect of improving the intelligence of animals and breaking through the blood vessels. If people eat it, it can strengthen their bodies, activate the meridians, strengthen their foundation and nourish their essence. Taking one plant, you can go a day without eating.

"Hey, spiritual grass?"

Zhou Botong suddenly found it interesting and rummaged through his crotch for a long time.

When the women saw this, they spat and turned their heads away with red faces.

Of course, there were also some heroic women who not only did not avoid it but watched with great interest.

Zhou Botong took out a piece of white cloth, then he wrapped three grass seeds in the cloth and stuffed it back into his crotch.

After doing all this, Zhou Botong raised the hammer with satisfaction and smashed the next jar.

Click!

The jar shattered.

The fragments turned into a ball of light, illuminating the entire hall.

After a while, the light dissipated.

Zhou Botong took a closer look.

I saw a small flat jar appear on the counter.

Zhou Botong looked at it carefully. He didn't dare to open the small jar for fear of being tricked.

"Girl, give me some drops."

Diao Chan uses a scanner gun to identify.

【Dragon-Tiger Strengthening Paste】is made from the gallbladder of a hundred-year-old snake, mixed with the bones of a hundred-year-old tiger and several kinds of herbs.

How to use: dilute this paste with hot water in a ratio of 1:10 and soak for half an hour. It has the effect of activating meridians, strengthening muscles and bones, and strengthening the body.

Note: As the number of times you use the Dragon Tiger Strengthening Cream increases, its efficacy will become weaker and weaker until it completely loses its effect.

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(End of this chapter)