Tongtian Bamboo Repair

Chapter 165 Funny
Seeing this scene, although Hui couldn't understand it, he was also shocked.

However, the faces of the monks from the Celestial Alliance showed joy. Another monk quickly said to the leader: "Hurry up! Help me to become a Taoist. I want to cultivate into Nascent Soul!" As he said this, he stretched out his head. , can't wait to use the rod to solve it.

The leading monk did not hesitate at all. He was also happy to help others and felt great joy in his heart.So he rounded the wooden staff and hit the monk on the head again!

The skull was broken again, and blood and flesh splattered again.The snakes couldn't bear to look directly at it, but the monks were extremely excited.However, after the monk was beaten to a bloody head, his golden elixir only had slight cracks, and he did not die immediately.

He murmured: "Why do I feel something is wrong? This...this staff solution..." At this time, he finally discovered that something was wrong, why his life was passing by, and why he didn't feel the Nascent Soul Breaking Pill. And the feeling coming out, why...why did he feel like he was going to die?
At this moment, he was a little confused, but the leading monk laughed and said: "Don't panic, that's because your golden elixir shell has not been broken yet. Don't worry, I will give you another blow!"

After saying that, the man hit him again with a strong stick.This time, the golden elixir was finally broken, and he died.

Finally, the leader of the monks also had a burning look in his eyes. He said: "The golden elixir of death, the living soul. If it is not broken, it cannot be established. If it is not broken, it cannot be achieved. Today I will prove the truth!"

After saying that, he raised the wooden stick and hit himself on the head hard.He was the strongest among them. This stick did not kill him immediately. Instead, it made him dizzy and hallucinated in front of his eyes.He seemed to feel that his 'Nascent Soul' was ready to move and was about to burst out of the pill.

"One stick left, one stick left! Stick, give me strength!" He shouted and hit his head with the wooden stick again.But this time, the stick didn't seem to be strong enough, and it didn't kill him after a few hits.

At this time, blood was flowing all over his body, and he looked like a madman.He was still hitting himself with the wooden stick, but his strength was getting weaker and weaker, and he was even more unable to knock himself to death.This made him anxious.

At this time, Hui finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Do you want me to help you?"

The monk was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed: "Sure enough, the enlightened person has God's help, even the snake demon wants to help me?" He threw the wooden staff over, and then said: "The staff can only be broken with wood." Stick, you can't use any other method."

He was just talking about it, but he didn't expect that this man actually agreed. Looking at him, he must have a "wooden stick" in his head.In this case, Hui didn't refuse. He directly rolled up the wooden staff with his tail, and then hit the monk hard on the head!
The force of this stick was so strong that it knocked his skull away.And the monk suddenly saw something flying out from above his head. He actually thought that what flew out was his Nascent Soul, so he smiled and shouted: "Hey~! It's done! I'm done!"

After he said this, his body shook, and finally he fell to the ground and died.
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On the other side, the monks from the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance were sitting together. In the middle of them was a huge alchemy furnace. The furnace was one foot high. It was made of fine purple gold and had cloud inscriptions, diamond inscriptions and alchemy inscriptions on it.This alchemy furnace is also the treasure of the leader of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance.

As soon as the furnace came out, the leader of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance sighed slightly and said: "When I am eating the fruit, I despise the large number of people. When I am planting the fruit, I despise the few people. When I want to make elixirs, I feel that there are too few people, but I will do it later. When you divide the Ying Dan, you will dislike the large number of people."

He shook his head, his tone somewhat helpless.But there was nothing he could do now. He asked Huo Tian to deal with the monks from the Sun and Moon Alliance. Fortunately for Huo Tian, ​​he also dealt with the monks from the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance!

He also knew that Huo Tian's idea was nothing more than to rebuild the Five Poison Sect again.When this area loses the protection of the prohibition, those high-ranking sects from Xuyan Kingdom will give him a hard look.

He smiled coldly, and then said to the great masters around him: "With just the three of us, we can barely do it. Let's start making alchemy."

The three people spit out the golden elixir. The three golden elixirs were all wrapped in red flames, and then flew into the elixir furnace with a 'swish', and ignited the elixir furnace.The red elixir fire exploded with a bang, and the alliance leader threw the wooden bottle into the alchemy furnace without haste, and then began to refine the elixir.

When the three of them were refining the alchemy, Zhang Miao didn't bother them. He came here for the teleportation array.This teleportation array is near here.He searched for a while and soon found a stone formation on the great plain.

This is a Nine Palaces Cave Heaven Teleportation Formation. Just by looking at the name, you can tell that this is an arithmetic formation.There is a stone tablet next to the teleportation formation, which should introduce this formation. Zhang Miao does not recognize the words used on it.But if you look closely, it seems to be somewhat similar to the Vajra Inscriptions.

The similarity of the words does not mean that Zhang Miao can deduce the meaning of this rune.Zhang Miao shook his head and no longer cared about what the inscription said.Anyway, with his formation attainments, he can try to use this formation.

He began to study. While reading, he squatted on the ground and used twigs to write and draw on the ground.To calculate arrays, one must be proficient in calculations and understand orientation, space, topology, mapping, etc.But if you really don’t understand, you can just apply the formulas and you can arrange some formations.However, it is impossible to use this teleportation array correctly by rigidly applying formulas.

After calculating for a long time, Zhang Miao finally understood how to use this formation.This formation is a super long-distance teleportation formation. How far is it exactly?Far enough to break through the barriers of the world.

In the words of this world, this is a teleportation array that spans the world.It may be a teleportation array that spans the fairy world and the human world.

When this teleportation array was originally built, the builder may have really wanted to use this array to travel to the fairy world.If you just want to teleport to the fairy world, the energy required is immeasurable.Zhang Miao carefully considered the formation, and then began to change the parameters of the formation. He wanted to teleport as far as possible. Who knew if the Nascent Soul could come to him again.

After setting up the teleportation array, Zhang Miao took out the mirage again.He wanted to use this treasure to set up an illusion, at least to ensure that the formation was running without interference.

Just when Zhang Miao was setting up the formation.The three Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance monks over there also made a big noise.

I saw the alchemy furnace spinning faster and faster, and the golden elixir in the furnace also made an extreme whistling sound. The elixir fire seemed to be free of charge at the moment, constantly burning the alchemy furnace.The leader's face showed nervousness.

Success or failure depends on this!This is the biggest challenge to his alchemy!

He shouted suddenly: "Open the furnace! Qidan!"

As soon as his voice fell, the lid of the alchemy furnace flew away, and the huge pressure directly exploded the alchemy furnace, causing this valuable alchemy furnace to be scrapped.But no one feels sorry for the pill furnace now. They all look nervously at the pills flying out.

Then they cheered because they saw several green pills flying out!

"It's a pill! It's really a pill!"

"The alliance leader is really talented. He actually realized the Ying Jie Pill!"

There was a burst of ecstasy on the faces of the left and right great masters.If this pill for birthing a baby is completed, they can rely on this pill to give birth to a baby!

The fire in their hearts could no longer be concealed, and they immediately flew up, grabbing all the elixirs with their hands.

Looking at the elixir in his hand, the alliance leader couldn't help but feel happy.He murmured: "After tens of thousands of days and nights, countless efforts, countless guesses, and countless verifications, I finally refined this Yingying Dan!"

He was ecstatic and even had tears in his eyes.Because he realized this elixir and he worked hard to understand it.His understanding has been astonishing since he was a child. When practicing spells, he can always understand the true meaning of spells easily, but it is very difficult to refine spells.

When it comes to the golden elixir stage, almost all golden elixir monks will practice elixir refining, and he is no exception.Then, relying on his superb understanding, he also achieved great results in alchemy.At that time, he thought, since I am so good at refining elixirs, why not refine an elixir to conceive a baby for myself?
After having this idea, he got out of control and began to study every day. He even relaxed a lot about the affairs in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance.Until one day he realized that he could use the remains of immortals to make elixirs.

Since the fruits of immortals (that is, immortal seeds) can make people conceive elixirs, then the remains of immortals should be able to make babies. Aren’t the remains of immortals more powerful than immortal seeds?
Under the guidance of this theory, he made bold assumptions and then designed Jieyingdan, a product that transcended the times.

He once heard that Yuanying could not be achieved by taking elixirs.But he doesn't believe in this evil. He wants to use his own theory to prove to everyone that Yuanying can also be achieved by taking drugs!
Now that the elixir has been refined, he is already halfway successful.This shows that his understanding is correct. If it is wrong, then why can he refine the elixir?

He immediately sat down cross-legged, and then said to the great masters around him: "Give me a Dharma protector, I want to have a baby!"

The great masters on the left and right nodded and stood on both sides.Then he sat down cross-legged and took a Jie Ying Dan directly.

As the elixir entered his stomach, he instantly felt a shock all over his body, and then the power of the elixir entered the golden elixir.The golden elixir begins to change!

Suddenly, a foot grew from the golden elixir, and then another foot.Two feet appeared, and the alliance leader was overjoyed.This is about to break the pill and become a baby!
Then, under his eager attention, his golden elixir grew two hands again!
Arms and legs sprouted from the golden elixir, and the matter was [-]% successful.Now is the last step, wait until the head comes out, and then the golden elixir is broken, and his Nascent Soul is ready!
Next, in his eyes, his golden elixir suddenly grew eyes!

Yes, the golden elixir has eyes!After the eyes came out, a mouth grew.Then the eyes and mouth smiled, very much like the "funny" emoticon.

This is not Nascent Soul, this is clearly funny with arms and legs!
This is not funny at all, but rather disgusting!
(End of this chapter)