Siheyuan: The legacy of Wei Wu, I can simplify everything

Chapter 165 Xu Damao mocks and buys candy to celebrate!

Chapter 165 Xu Damao mocks and buys candy to celebrate!
As mentioned before, the relationship between Xu Damao and Silly Zhu.

They belong to the kind of people who fall in love and kill each other... Bah, they are the enemies who pinch each other when they meet, no one can stand each other!
They have always disliked each other since childhood.

and so.

As long as two people appear in the same place, no matter how many people are separated by them, they will be able to find each other's presence in the vast sea of ​​people, as if they have their own locks!

"Silly pillar,"

"Why did Silly Zhu come to the Civil Affairs Bureau today?"

Xu Damao is not stupid.

There are only two possibilities for coming to the Civil Affairs Bureau, one is to obtain a certificate, and the other is to get a divorce.

And Shazhu doesn't even have a wife. He is still a bachelor at the age of 30, so it is naturally impossible for him to get divorced.

That's getting a certificate?
but.

Although Xu Damao didn't pay attention to what happened in the courtyard during this period, he never heard of any girl who was blindly attracted to Silly Zhu!
What's more, with Qin Huairu here, can Shazhu still have a successful blind date?

Think of this.

Xu Damao looked at the side of Sha Zhu, wanting to know who Sha Zhu came with to receive the certificate.

then……

Just saw the deaf old lady next to the other party!
"No, Jingru, pinch me!"

"what?"

"oh oh--"

Qin Jingru, who had no idea what Xu Damao was thinking at the moment, was stunned for a moment when she heard this.

Then he pinched Xu Damao's arm hard, causing him to grimace in pain.

"hiss--"

Xu Damao, however, ignored the pain in his arm and looked next to Silly Zhu again.

Well, she’s still a deaf old lady!
That would prove that he was not dreaming or dazzled, but that Silly Zhu really brought the deaf old lady to collect the certificate!

All at once.

Xu Damao was so happy!

There is a saying well.

I am most afraid of comparison in everything. If others don’t have what I have, let me have what I have.

Especially now, after all, he is a pretty girl like Qin Jingru, with a face full of collagen, to receive the certificate.

And Silly Zhu didn't know what he thought, but he actually wanted to argue with the deaf old lady.

It simply made Xu Damao wish he could find a loudspeaker and publicize it for Silly Zhu in the courtyard and the steel rolling mill!
at last.

I waited until I saw with my own eyes that Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady got the marriage certificate that looked like a certificate.

Xu Damao could no longer hold back the excitement in his heart, so he pulled Qin Jingru directly to Si Zhu and taunted him.

"Si Zhu, Si Zhu, it's okay..."

"I didn't expect that you, who have been a bachelor for so long, actually found a marriage partner?"

"Hey, why does this person look so familiar to me?"

"Ouch..."

"Isn't this the deaf old lady? Silly Zhu, you actually got the certificate with the deaf old lady. Are you looking for a wife for yourself, or are you bringing back an ancestor for yourself?"

"Ha ha ha ha,"

This merciless ridicule naturally attracted the attention of many people.

Seeing Qin Jingru who looked like a flower next to Xu Damao.

Looking next to Silly Zhu, she was a deaf old lady who was old enough to be the other party's grandmother, with a face so wrinkled that it could kill a fly!
Many people are also amazed!
In ancient times, there was a tree with pear blossoms and begonias. The bride was eighteen and eighty years old, with pale hair and red makeup.

Today, they actually saw that a young man married an old lady who was almost 80 or [-] years old!
I have to say with emotion that the world is declining!
of course.

It's a sigh of relief, now everyone pays attention to free love.

Although it is rare for old and young to match each other.

No one has any grievances or grudges, and no one would mock someone in front of them!
but.

Now that Xu Damao is doing it in front of everyone, he looks like he can't deal with Silly Zhu.

Naturally, they, the bystanders, don’t mind being part of the crowd!
"Xu Damao, you are courting death!"

On Shazhu's side, Xu Damao was ridiculed.

Especially in front of so many people, I couldn't get off the stage.

His face was also red with anger. He raised his fist as big as a vinegar bowl and wanted to give Xu Damao a star-studded look to let him know why the flowers were so red!

but.

Before Silly Zhu could make a move, the deaf old lady next to him tugged on his sleeve.

"Zhuzi, don't mess around!"

Compared to Silly Pillar.

The deaf old lady had lived for most of her life, so naturally she would not be angry at Xu Damao's words.Besides, she knew it too.

Xu Damao was so confident in mocking Silly Zhu, so he was naturally prepared.

Once Silly Zhu really hits someone in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau, he will definitely have to spend a few days in the police station!
"Go, let's go back!"

"Humph,"

Hear what the deaf old lady said.

Silly Zhu also glared at Xu Damao unwillingly, as if he wanted to write down this account.

And Xu Damao saw this.

Although it was a bit regretful that Silly Zhu didn't take action on the spot, he still raised his voice deliberately.

"Jingru,"

"Let's go, let's get the certificate today, and I'll take you to a restaurant!"

"Let's buy some wedding candies later and share some in the yard to cheer everyone up!"

before this.

Xu Damao naturally didn't think it was a good thing that he married Qin Jingru.

But now.

Compare it with Silly Zhu marrying a deaf old lady.

Xu Damao also wanted to let everyone know that he and Qin Jingru received the certificate!
Not for anything else.

Xu Damao is so satisfied when he can see Silly Zhu's angry look! ——
as predicted.

In order to promote it in the yard, Xu Damao also spent a lot of money this time and bought ten yuan of wedding candies.

Although it is not on the level of White Rabbit, it is still the kind of loose candy with a wrapping paper.

then.

He deliberately took Qin Jingru and handed out wedding candies from door to door.

The first is naturally the Yan Bugui family in the front yard.

"Third uncle,"

"Jingru and I received the certificate today. This is our family's wedding candy. Please take it..."

"Hey,"

"Da Mao congratulates you, and wishes you two a happy marriage!"

Faced with the benefits delivered to his door, Yan Bugui naturally did not hesitate to say a few good words.

Smiling, he put the wedding candy into his pocket and couldn't help but glance at the big bag in Xu Damao's hand.

"Da Mao,"

"You and Jingru are getting the certificate, aren't you going to set up a few tables in the yard?"

Yan Bugui's calculations were very clear.

With so many people in my family, I can just pay a few cents as a gift.

It’s not just about eating and drinking.

Just the leftovers you grab are enough to earn back the gift money!
So I really wanted Xu Damao to hold a wedding banquet in the yard.

"..."

When Xu Damao heard this, he also cursed secretly.

If it weren't for Silly Zhu, he wouldn't even bother to share the wedding candies with these people, let alone the wedding banquet.

"No, third uncle,"

"Anyway, this is my second marriage. It doesn't matter whether I have a wedding banquet or not."

"but……"

"Jingru is pregnant. When the baby is one month old, you must come and have a few drinks."

Something seems to have come to mind.

Xu Damao also revealed Qin Jingru’s pregnancy intentionally or unintentionally!

of course.

This is purely to show off, and by the way, to clear up the suspicion of infertility!

And Yanbu Guiduo is a smart person.

He also heard the meaning of Xu Damao's words, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Yo,"

"Then Damao and Jingru, I want to congratulate you in advance,"

"If you need any help later, just ask me and your third aunt..."

"Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and we should help each other."

(End of this chapter)