The door of the courtyard house has been welded dead

Chapter 158 Wedding Farce
After finishing the wedding arrangements, Li Feng arrived at the Moon Gate, ready to chat with the third door god.

Seeing from behind the third uncle that there were Daqianmen cigarettes on the Eight Immortals table, Li Feng picked up a pack without any politeness.

"Hey, hey, who is it! Your hands are so fast!"

The third uncle quickly adjusted his temples and turned around to look back.

"Third uncle, when I came here just now, I didn't see any smoke. Are you planning to steal it for yourself?"

"You brat, you will make fun of your third uncle. Someone is coming to the bride's family soon, so your second uncle just put it here. You still wanted to show off, but you were touched by the brat!"

Yan Bugui saw that it was Li Feng, and his smile was uglier than crying. He told his bangs that it would be used by his in-laws later, but it turned out that Li Feng's eyes were really bad.

"Oh, that's enough for the third uncle. There are some more on the table. My mother has been busy for a long time. The second uncle won't say anything for just a few cents!"

After saying that, he opened it directly, threw one to the third uncle, and picked up the account book on the table and looked at it curiously.

"Yi Zhonghai, one piece, third uncle, you still paid three cents, tsk tsk, Jia Dongxu's family, I will give you a mother-in-law, she can even get a dime!"

"Go, go, let's go. Your second uncle's monthly salary plus money is over one hundred. Are you short of these three melons and two dates?"

"The third uncle won't say anything if you get the benefit. Don't cause trouble to the third uncle."

Seeing Li Feng expose his boss, Yan Bugui also wanted to save face. He snatched the account book back and put it under his arm tightly.

"Brother! I heard that you got married!"

"Hey, Xiao Nan is here too!"

Yan Bugui narrowed his eyes and said hello to Li Nan
When Li Feng heard this, he quickly put the third uncle aside and looked over with a frown.

At the moon gate, Li Nan was jumping up and down, pulling He Yuyu with a bitter and embarrassed look on his face.

"Why are you here? Aren't you at school?" Li Feng asked fiercely.

"It's a day off today. Mom told me when she gave me eggs yesterday that I should come back for a feast today!"

Li Nan rubbed his little tiger teeth and made it clear that Liu Yin had ordered me to do it. I am not afraid of you.

"Yu Yu, come on, it's okay. Let's start the party right away. Let's have a big meal. The second uncle won't say anything!"

Li Nan twisted his nose and dragged the tangled He Yuu through the Moon Gate with both hands.

Yu Yu looked at Li Feng gratefully, her pretty face flushed, and her hands rubbing the corners of her clothes. It was originally her brother who was coming to the banquet, but something happened in front of her, so she didn't have the nerve to come over.

"Come on, Girl He, there will be more people and more fun."

The third uncle also nodded and did not stop him. He was also from a good family and came from his own courtyard. There was no need for his sister to bear the responsibility for his brother's mistakes.

"Snapped!"

"Third uncle, it's not like we don't understand the rules. The He family has five cents!" Li Nan took out five cents from his pocket and slapped it on the table.

Yan Bugui shook his head, smiled and didn't know what to say, but he still recorded it in the account. Anyway, it was the owner's business how much money he had.

"Sister Yuyu, I will treat you to food this time. Next time there is a white rabbit, you can treat me to food again!"

Before Li Feng could say anything, the two girls found a ladies' table and got into it.

"Hey, he's just a greedy cat!"

Li Feng was also stunned. He originally thought that the Jia family was the least, but as a result, the He family was now at the bottom.

"Aren't all children like this?" The third uncle didn't care and hummed the lyrics of the opera while writing.

No. 95, Nanluoguxiang.

At the entrance of the compound, a group of people were waiting anxiously.

"Dad, what's going on? Why isn't it here yet? What time is it? Is there anything going wrong?"

The second aunt looked a little panicked, tugged on her man's clothes, and asked in a low voice.

The second uncle smoothed his hair, and there was a hint of panic deep in his eyes, but he still pretended to be calm, tilted his head and stood up straight.

"How do I know what time it is? I don't know which little brat took away the clock in our house. You old woman, don't talk nonsense. How could something go wrong on this happy day?"

"The bride is coming! The bride is coming!"

At about eleven o'clock, I heard the children's voices coming from far and near, running over to convey the news. At this time, the second aunt stopped searching, grabbed a handful of peanuts and melon seeds, and divided them among several little kids.

"Who is that, get ready to light the firecrackers, start them as soon as the car comes in!" Liu Haizhong also cheered up as he heard his belly feeling, and commanded.

Within 2 minutes, Liu Guangqi was seen riding a bicycle with a big red flower tied on the front, and the bride, tied with red thread and wearing a red cotton-padded jacket, was sitting crookedly on the beam.

The person in charge of lighting the firecrackers saw the real owner coming, flicked the ashes, put the cigarette butt close to the firecracker fuse hanging under the bamboo pole, lit it and ran away.

A group of naughty children, a little scared and a little excited, squatted not far away. Their parents couldn't watch them. They just waited for the firecrackers to finish setting off and picked up the remaining unexploded ones to make firecrackers. That was only for the Chinese New Year.

"Crackling!"

With a happy face, Liu Guangqi rushed back with firecrackers on his head. Firecracker paper was scattered everywhere on his forehead and head.

"Dad, Mom, Lili took it!"

Seeing everyone waiting at the door, Guang Qi hurriedly got out of the car, and the bride jumped down as well, standing pretty behind her husband.

The bride brushed away the firecracker debris on her head. Bai Shengsheng's shiny watch was "accidentally" exposed on her wrist, attracting everyone's attention.

Liu Guangqi could only smile stupidly. Liu Haizhong and the second aunt looked at each other. They had already put them on and couldn't retreat even if they wanted to.

He had no choice but to force himself to smile and come forward.

"Okay, just come back!"

"Go, let's go in quickly!"

"Dad, there is a cart behind, and the dowry given by Lili's family is still on it!"

Liu Guangqi also wants to help his wife grow her face in front of everyone, but she doesn't have much ability to pretend now. Although our family has a lot of money, my father-in-law is also sensible.

After a while, after the firecrackers exploded, Liu Qiang dared to drive his mule in.

"Oh~ there are so many things!"

The people who were watching were all excited when they saw the carts piled high, and they had no idea how much the Liu family had paid.

"Guang Fu Guang Tian, ​​you two move the things into your brother's house!"

Liu Haizhong looked at the two unlucky sons and couldn't see them. He was still watching the fun after following the cart and gave instructions quickly.

The two brothers looked at each other with bitter expressions on their faces. They had stored several carts of winter vegetables in the morning. Their arms were sore now, but in order to avoid being beaten, they had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue unloading.

"Come on, let's go in first. Let's have a good meal and drink today!"

Liu Haizhong cupped his hands around and led the second aunt in first. Guangqi led the bride to the back, and the two unlucky brothers were placed at the bottom of the quilt.

When everyone in the backyard saw the bride and groom coming over, they quickly stood up and started to watch.

"Come on, let's go into the room first. Let's worship first and then have dinner, okay?"

"it is good!"

As soon as they heard the greeting, everyone gathered around the bride and groom and walked into the house. In the blink of an eye, they couldn't fit in anymore!
Li Feng was tall and did not want to be squeezed into a sardine can. He stood under the window outside the house and looked curiously at how weddings in this era went through the process.Don't be crowded, leave some space for the bride and groom. The older person inside should be the wedding officiant, so he took out a space in front of the table.

"Our first item is that the bride and groom sing "The East Is Red" first. Everyone applauds!"

"Quack quack quack!"

Li Feng looked out of the window and saw Guang Qi and the bride looking at each other with joy on their faces. Amid the applause of the crowd, they started singing. Although they were a little out of tune, the words were correct.

"Hey, if I don't have some talent, I can't get married!" Li Feng scratched his forehead, feeling a little goosebumps about the wedding process in this era.

"Okay, for the second item, you need to bow three times to the great man's head!"

Li Feng took a look at the wall. There was a portrait of MZX hanging in the middle of the room.

The two young couples held their faces and held their breaths, listening to the instructions like puppets. They mechanically turned around and bowed to the portrait three times before turning around.

"Then you and your wife will pay homage to both of you!"

After speaking, the second uncle and the second aunt hurried forward and sat on both sides of the table. They looked happily at the two newlyweds below. Guang Qi and the bride each bowed.

"Dad, Mom!" After bowing, the bride Lili changed her voice and shouted.

"Hey! What a good boy!" Liu Haizhong's second aunt stood up happily, and patted the bride's wrist.

"Then you two, husband and wife, worship each other face to face!"

The bride and groom stood facing each other, looked at each other shyly, bent down and bowed to each other.

"You can't do this, your head will bang, and if it doesn't, life won't be prosperous!"

Li Feng, who was standing outside the window, didn't mind watching the excitement, so he started to cause trouble. The scene was quiet at first, but when he heard Li Feng taking the lead in shouting, he also started to make trouble.

"Yeah, the heads have to touch~!"

"That's it~"

The newlyweds inside were dumbfounded. They didn't expect such a loss. The second aunt in Liu Hai looked outside. There were too many people and she couldn't tell who was talking. The emcee's eyes lit up and she thought, someone is going to fuck her today. A lesson.

"No, do you want the young couple to bow again?" the master of ceremonies asked everyone.

"Bye, we have to bump into each other, make a louder noise!"

Everyone in the room agreed, especially Xu Damao, whose eyes narrowed with a smile. He could hear clearly that the person shouting outside just now was clearly Li Feng.

With no choice, the two newlyweds had to face each other again, and with a "clang" sound, the bride and groom were torn.

"Okay, this is a loud noise!"

After bowing, everyone clapped and the trick was successful. There are still people outside!
"Okay, the third item, you two read the quotations of your predecessors!"

After speaking, the master of ceremonies took out a red notebook from his pocket and handed it to Liu Guangqi. The bride and groom each held one side of the red notebook and read aloud.

"The world is yours and ours, but in the final analysis it is yours..."

"Okay, open the table!"

The emcee waved his hand, feeling that time was almost up, and drove people out.

"That won't work. We have to play a little game before the banquet begins!"

The host was dumbfounded. This, this was different from what he had seen before.

"Come, come, come, you can't use your hands to get this apple. You can only bite it with your mouth. It means that it will be prosperous in the future!"

Just now the eldest girl stood up, lifted the apple in her hand, and looked at the two newcomers with a demonstrative look!
"It's a good idea to be prosperous. A young couple's life must be prosperous. Don't you think so?"

"That's right~"

"That's how it should be~"

It was also the first time for those who participated in the wedding to encounter such a flower arrangement. They couldn't use their hands. It was exciting just thinking about it, and they got on the pole and made noise.

"This~" Liu Haizhong's second aunt looked at each other helplessly and waved her hand!

The bride gave the eldest girl a strange look, trying to please her.

"Zhang Hong, you're just teasing me like this!"

"Oh~, sister, I'm not teasing you, I just want you to live a prosperous life in the future." The eldest girl explained with a wicked smile.

The emcee placed the couple face to face and looked at the young girl named Zhang Hong, dangling an apple in front of them.

The couple didn't get it for the first time, and Guangqi took the bride's face in his mouth. The scene exploded, and everyone outside heard the excitement inside and crowded in.

"Hey, groom, why are you so anxious? It's not even wedding time yet!"

"Hahaha, the groom is anxious!"

Xu Damao continued to be a troublemaker inside, while Liu Guangqi looked at the dangling apple dumbfounded. The bride blushed with embarrassment and wiped the saliva on her face with her sleeves.

Liu Haizhong and his wife blew their beards and stared angrily, seeing Xu Damao igniting fire, but the scene was really getting lively and they couldn't stop it even if they wanted to.

"Keep going!"

Li Feng also continued to cause trouble outside, and the wedding scene suddenly reached a climax and became noisy. Everyone shouted to continue.

The young couple had no choice but to continue. After the last three or four times, each of them managed to take a bite of the apple, and even bit it together, which made everyone laugh. They all said that it was an eye-opener today, and it was not in vain.

Open the table.

"Hey! This second uncle has a hard time. Today, he has some meat!"

Li Feng held chopsticks, looked at the dishes that were coming, and said to the third uncle.

"Eat quickly, or if you don't eat, not to mention the meat, the soup won't be yours!"

Seeing Jia Zhang's family serving the new dishes, she immediately picked up the plates and passed them to the children. Yan Bugui said with dissatisfaction, since it was a wedding, it was not good to make it too ugly for the host's family. Otherwise, there would have been a quarrel long ago.

The people in the courtyard were arranged at the same table. Some children were holding children, and some were standing with bowls. The adults put vegetables in their bowls and were devouring them.

In other words, the Jia family's Banggeng Xiaodang and the two of them piled their bowls high and ran away when they were full.

Qin Huairu said with a smile on her face when she heard what Yanbu Gui meant.

"Third uncle, you also know the situation at my house. The child has been hungry for several days, so he can eat something!"

"No matter how good you are at eating, why don't you take the plate over and lick it again!"

Li Feng's face turned dark when he looked at the plate that Jia Zhang put back. As soon as MD said that the meat and vegetables were served, he said a word and the plate was clean.

She knew that Qin Huairu would be extremely shameless when it comes to food and money.

But today was too outrageous. Banggan took a full bowl and went out of the Moon Gate. When he came back, the food in the bowl was gone, and he didn’t even put any food on it.

"Hey, Li Feng, what are you talking about? Today is a happy day for the old Liu family. Do you want to cause trouble?"

Jia Zhang saw the embarrassment of everyone at this table. After all, they were all in the same courtyard. Knowing that these people did not want to cause trouble at this time, she said confidently.

(End of this chapter)