The door of the courtyard house has been welded dead

Chapter 390 The Bloody Wedding ([-])
"Okay, Silly Zhu, you didn't even go to your sister's wedding, but you came back to attend Yan Jiecheng's wedding. That's so sentimental~!"

Yan Bugui didn't know how it was arranged, but he was actually arranged by these two enemies. The deaf old lady was looking at Ran Qiuye, who was wearing an orange bragi. Xu Damao, on the other hand, put his arms on the back of the chair and started teasing. .

"GU...Xu Damao, don't look for trouble here. Today is a happy day for the three families. If you want to be punished by the three families, you can go ahead!"

He Yuzhu was about to speak out, but unexpectedly he held it back. He didn't know where he learned the (pseudo) gentlemanly demeanor. After warning Xu Damao, he helped Teacher Ran pull the chair out from under the table, and with his right hand He made a gesture of invitation along the way and looked straight at Ran Qiuye.

He behaved unusually politely, but Xu Damao was disgusted by it. Whoever followed the other between the two of them, He Yuzhu dared to stick his eyes out at this time, and Xu Damao dared to poke him and expose his true face.

"Teacher Ran, right? This thief pretends to be like that in front of you. Luo, if Mantic is not right, he is just a cook. No matter how clean he is today, he still has the smell of swill from the kitchen in his bones. "

"Comrade, there is no distinction between high and low professions. I don't know what position you are engaged in, but without a cook, I'm afraid we won't be able to have lunch. And you, Chef He, I'm sorry, I'm not very familiar with you!"

Ran Qiuye didn't understand why. He just came to attend the wedding of his colleague's son. He was invited inexplicably, and he met He Yuzhu inexplicably. Now the two of them were quarreling inexplicably because of his arrival.

Xu Damao was not unhappy at all after being scolded. He raised the corners of his mouth slightly and nodded in recognition. As for He Yuzhu, his face was a little blue at this time and his expression was extremely unnatural. He hid his right hand behind his back and held it with a crunching sound, but he did not dare to make a move. , this may also be the reason why Xu Damao dared to be unscrupulous.

The deaf old lady on the side saw everything, but she didn't say anything at this time. Instead, she waited for Teacher Ran to sit down, gently patted the back of her hand, then lay down by her ear and started talking. Whisper.

Seeing Teacher Ran's surprised look across his face, He Yuzhu straightened his chest, grabbed the teapot, poured a cup of tea, and placed it on the table in front of Teacher Ran. Since the deaf old lady was helping him speak, The rest is a matter of discernment, which is a must for a qualified cook.

"Gulu Guru Gulu~!"

"Well, the stew is finally ready~!"

Hearing the sound of thick soup and bubbling in the pot, Nan Yi, who had been waiting anxiously since Dr. Ding arrived, finally couldn't help but lift the lid and cook the braised pork for more than an hour. ,Freshly baked.

On the dark brown soup surface in the pot, bubbles kept coming from the bottom of the pot. The small brown-red cloth bag swayed left and right with the bubbles. It contained star anise, cinnamon, angelica, bay leaves, cardamom and other ingredients Nan Yi put there himself. After putting in the various seasonings and boiling the pot, the refreshing aroma even stunned He Yuzhu.

Before the fat man could reach He Yuzhu's table, he was suddenly pushed by a group of guests who stood up and could not move forward. Looking at his enemy so close, the fat man took a deep breath. As a result, his head involuntarily Following the scent, I saw Nan Yi fishing for meat.

That's right, at this critical moment, the fat man is greedy, and he won't be able to grow into a fat man without help.

It’s hard for people who haven’t consumed animal protein for a long time to understand. Suddenly, the juicy red meat pieces are thrown into the basin with a colander under their eyes. When they fly up, soup splashes out. That’s what comes from the depths of the soul. The seduction is the ultimate enjoyment of life for people in this era.

All the guests and neighbors who came to attend, no matter where they were to see the bride at this time, swarmed up and surrounded the stove of Li Feng's house. Have you ever seen a real person drooling? Dr. Ding is really It was clear that many people were bleeding.

"What are you all doing here? Spread out and wait for the groom to come back before serving the food!"

Chef Nan seemed to be used to it. He guessed that he had witnessed the same scene in the past when he went to sit down. He glanced at the people gathered around him, took a spoon to scoop up the gravy and chased the people away. Then, as soon as the rag was dipped in water, he was ready to clean the pot. .

"Uncle, can I lick this side of the pot?"

The little boy of Widow Qin's family had already broken away from his mother's restraints, ran to the pot, stuffed his fingers into his mouth, and his chest was already wet with saliva.

"That's not possible. This pot is for the guests. How can you let them eat your saliva!"

Holding the loofah pulp, with Xiao Dang's disappointed eyes, Master Nan cleaned up all the remaining soup scraps from the braised pork. Of course, there must be more than one Xiao Dang who was disappointed.

The fat man was standing outside the circle following the flow of people. His right hand was still holding the wooden handle in his hand, and he was obsessively inhaling the sweet aroma of braised pork in the open basin not far away. The cuff of his left hand was already stained by wiping. There were a few saliva marks.

"Illicium anise...and Angelica dahurica is also added, and what else is it...?"

A few tables away, He Yuzhu carefully relied on the aroma to distinguish the seasonings used by the chef hired by the Li family. This was not stealing from others, but a process of mutual learning. He admitted that this chef still had some skills. No wonder Li Feng looks down on him, he invited someone from the industry!

Although he didn't know anyone in this circle, it didn't stop He Yuzhu from being inspired to compare among chefs. If those ingredients were given to him, He Yuzhu believed that they would be more popular than what he made. See.

"You can smell it through your nose. What seasoning did he put in it?"

However, Ran Qiuye was a little impressed by this unpretentious and genuine appearance. He Yuzhu became serious and felt that he was completely different from just now.

"Teacher Ran, this is something a chef must know. Wait a minute. If you still can't tell the difference, I have to ask!"

He Yuzhu, who was itching and unbearable, couldn't help it. He was defeated in cooking by someone randomly invited by Li Feng. Can He Zhuzhu admit it? The key point was that they were younger than him. At the critical moment, He Yuzhu was stupid and went directly to the kitchen. The other side of the stage rushed over.

"Fat smash~~?"

As soon as he arrived, He Yuzhu saw the greedy and drooling fat man. His eyes were looking directly at the basin containing meat. He was surprised to meet him on this occasion.

He Yuzhu's soft cry seemed to rekindle Fatty's anger. The dark personality that had been restrained by food just now took over again. Fatty's head trembled slightly and he slowly turned around.

"Forget it, it has nothing to do with you today, get out of the way~!"

He Yuzhu was anxious to confirm the last ingredient, but he didn't take the fat man's appearance seriously. He pushed him away and then looked at the man who was pouring oil into the pot, apparently preparing to fry Sixi meatballs.

"Hey, brother, your craftsmanship is pretty good. I can smell Angelica dahurica and aniseed...!"

"Hey~!"

Before he could finish speaking, someone strangled He Yuzhu's neck from behind. The person who strangled him was none other than his apprentice, Fatty.

Nan Yi had no intention of answering He Yuzhu's words. He looked like he was trying to get a secret recipe. He had a cold temperament, and people who were unfamiliar with him wouldn't teach him this at all. The middle-aged man in front of him had a pretty good nose and could smell so much, at least. He is a qualified cook.But when he raised his head again, he saw He Yuzhu being strangled by the neck. When there was something in front of his chest, Nan Yi glanced around nervously, quickly hid the big iron spoon behind his back, grinned at the corner of his mouth and reached behind his ears. Face nodded kindly to the fat man, swallowed and took a few steps back.

"Silly Zhu, look, what is the gift I bring here?"

The fat man himself was a bit shorter than Silly Zhu, and it was difficult enough to strangle his neck just now. The first reaction of the human body when encountering a threat is to struggle, which is more difficult. The fat man shook the black cast iron wooden handle grenade in front of He Yuzhu. , not only Nan Yi panicked, but Shazhu also panicked.

"Have you seen this ring on my finger? As long as I pull it, we will both be finished, hehehehe!"

Feeling that Silly Zhu had no strength to resist in an instant, and his body was soft and turned into a lump of noodles. The fat man grinned, as if he had become a changed T. Master He, who had been riding on his neck to show off his power, now finally knew how to tremble.

All the guests' eyes widened at this moment. Everyone looked at this scene and consciously stepped back, squatting behind the pillars under the table, or even in the room.

"Ah~!"

The deafening shouts did not break through the sky until they were delayed for a few seconds. They were all people who had been through the war years. Even if they had not watched the movie, they all knew what the thing in the fat man's hand was used for. However, for many people , I didn’t expect that the first close contact would be in this situation.

"Fat man, what do you want to do? If this thing explodes, you and I will both die!"

He Yuzhu lost all his temper at this time. He looked at the wooden handle lying in the palm of the fat man's hand and the iron knot that hit his heart from time to time. At this time, he couldn't think of going to Nan Yi to ask for seasonings. He was stimulated by adrenaline. My vision is almost blurry.

"Death, I came here today with no intention of going back alive!"

As he spoke, the fat man rolled up his clothes, and there were four grenades one size smaller wrapped around his waist. It looked like they were stocked 20 years ago. There was dark red rust on the grooves on the surface. This made Li Feng feel a toothache when he saw this scene. He was about to explode. The physical damage was superimposed on the magic damage.

That's right, the newlyweds finished taking wedding photos and happily stopped the car at the door. However, there was a panicked howling like a slaughtering pig inside, which scared Li Feng. After getting in, he happened to see this scene.

He looked to the right and raised his right hand, signaling Huang Yaqin not to come in, and then quietly touched out.

"MD, I knew this guy was here to cause trouble. Okay, hurry up and ride to the police, go to the branch. The police station is useless. This guy has a grenade strapped to him. If it explodes inside, he will die!"

Li Feng was completely numb now. Where did this fat guy get these things? Did he skip petty theft and enter gangster mode? What did Silly Zhu do? Did he poke the fat man's ancestral grave?
"Mom is still inside, and there is Li Nan, what should I do?"

Hearing Li Feng's words, Huang Yaqin became confused. Unexpectedly, saboteurs (KB elements) appeared at a wedding banquet in her family, which made it impossible for people to get married properly.

"Calm down, calm down, go call the police, hurry up~!"

After hurriedly coaxing his wife away, Li Feng threw the things his father-in-law had brought behind the door, took out his big treasure from the space, unloaded the magazine, and pursed his lips.

"The man at the door, don't think I can't see you. As long as you move, I will give you this grenade first. Anyway, I still have more, four or five. As long as one is left for Silly Pillar, it will be enough."

Fatty's excited warning voice came from inside. He was very excited and spoke very fast. At first, Li Feng thought he had discovered him, but then he realized that it was Yan Jiefang.

Approaching the door again, Li Feng looked through the gap in the hinges and looked into the front yard. He saw people squatting on the ground in a mess, except for the fat man who still strangled Silly Zhu's neck, with a ferocious smile, as graceful as an evil ghost resurrected from hell and returned to take revenge.

"Silly Zhu, NMLGB, who the hell did you offend? If you offend a lunatic, I'll knock you!"

The only one who is full of energy at this time is Xu Damao. It seems that this person is an enemy here to seek revenge. He is targeting Silly Zhu. He and others are all implicated by him. How can Xu Damao not be angry? .

Various movies were shown every day. He had not seen a thousand scenes of grenades exploding in them, but he had seen hundreds. Now he was so close, and seeing four black balls hanging from his waist, he was going crazy. In the movie The sight of blood and flesh almost made him wet his pants.

"Woooooo, mom~!"

"Xiao Dang, don't move, Xiao Dang~!"

This scene also frightened the children. The little one who just wanted to lick the bottom of the pot just now saw a lot of chaos in the yard. Everyone squatted down. She couldn't see her mother. She was crying at this time. Passing through the two people at the center point, they walked toward Qin Huairu.

"Fat man, that's not necessary. Just give me 200 yuan to risk your life. Is your life worth [-] yuan?"

He Yuzhu was panting heavily. He had been hunched over just now, and now he felt a little difficult to breathe. Looking at the fat man next to him who was flushed and covered with sweat, He Yuzhu said with resignation.

"Two hundred, silly Zhu, you brought this person into the yard just for 200 yuan. You really killed a thousand people~!"

Before the fat man could say anything, Xu Damao, who heard the reason clearly, interrupted in time. At this moment, he just wanted to save the dog's life, and wished that the fat man could pull the man out quickly. It would be better for both of them to die suddenly than to implicate himself. It would be better to die. Lai is alive.

"Did you hear that, Silly Zhu? You didn't even give me 200 yuan. You forced me to do everything. You even kicked me in the crotch. You kicked me to pieces. You know, I didn't come to you to ask for money today. I came here to kill you, hahaha~!"

After saying that, the fat man pulled his right hand, and with a "pop" sound, white smoke slowly came out of the wooden handle of the grenade.

"This doesn't follow the routine. It shouldn't be a long debate about who is right and who is wrong, and then...!"

Li Feng, who was cursing secretly in his heart, pointed the gun directly with both hands. He noticed that Li Nan was still squatting under the table at the door of his house. The person protecting her next to her was Ding Qiunan. Li Feng's eyes widened again, and the two of them were worried. Why didn't you enter the house?

"Boom~~!"

The dull explosion resounded throughout the entire courtyard.

(End of this chapter)