They all call me an Outer God.

Chapter 400 What is a normal day?

"That's my hat, not yours, I repeat, not yours!!"

James pointed at it, almost so angry that his fingers trembled. Swale felt that he was too narrow-minded, so he put his big hat on top of his head. Since the hat model did not match James' head, the top hat directly covered his glasses.

James grabbed his hat.

"You think this is funny, don't you? I'm going to file a lawsuit against you with Kerr!"

Before he finished speaking, he felt that this sentence was inappropriate. Riya would only attack his myth-breaking creature, and the two of them were in the same group.

James was so angry that he changed himself into a new little hat, but when he was about to put it on, Swale took it away.

It put the new hat on the old hat. James suddenly wanted to see how high it could hit the base, so he kept changing. Swale kept the base. When the length of his hand was not enough, he ran to a place where no one was around and used his tentacles, and then used his tentacles inside. fixed.

Soon, its hat reached an astonishing height of three meters.

When passers-by saw this scene, they all raised their heads to pay attention, and then whispered to their companions that the Keepers did not do serious things every day.

Especially epidemic doctors are a group of weirdos who don't like to show their faces.

In Clanbeia, their existence has long been commonplace. Seeing that the mythical creatures originally wanted to discredit the epidemic doctors, James felt "grateful" in his heart.

If he continues to stay there, it is still a question whether he can get the title of "Best Epidemic Doctor of the Year".

So he waved his hand, and all the hats on Swale's head disappeared, and he also inexplicably lost all his ability to change.

James carried it by its wings like a chicken and brought it back to the Keeper's headquarters.

A group of epidemic doctors who had just finished their internship were listening to the lecture. James left Siwaal in the front row, explained to the lecturer for a moment, clapped his hands and left.

He said that within two days, he would teach this bird to rank first in the comprehensive test, and he would not be able to teach it as good-looking as you.

The lecturer looked at James, and then at the creature sitting on the seat with his eyes wide open and not very intelligent at first sight. He wanted to scold James, but was afraid that he would suddenly become interested in his own flesh.

"I try my best."

That was all he could guarantee.

So James patted his butt and went out on his own, planning to have a comfortable vacation, leaving little Siwaal in the cram school.

It had no idea what those guys wearing beak masks were talking about, especially the old guy at the front, who was so hunched over that his head was about to fall to the ground, but he was still teaching a group of young epidemic doctors perseverance. .

It's like an old crow teaching a group of young crows.

Little Shival soon fell asleep and felt bored, but when he was about to leave, he found that the entire mythical creature could not move.

This is incredible. It has followed Riya all the way and has experienced everything. It has never suffered such a loss.

Of course, except for Evander, but that was its clone, so it didn't suffer any loss in rounding off.

But every time it suffers a loss, it always falls on educated people. This shows how terrible it is to be without culture.

"Where are you going, kid."

The lecturer's shadow shrouded it, and the next second, a two-meter-high medical book "crackled" appeared on the table in front of it.

These include ordinary medicine and extraordinary medicine.

The lecturer nodded with satisfaction, stuffed a roller pen into its feathers, then turned around and stood under the light of the podium, raising his hands high.

"Follow me and shout, learn medicine to save the world! Our exams have no focus, and every bit of knowledge you have learned will become the focus!"

"Patients don't get sick according to textbooks, so we don't test most of the contents in the textbooks. But even so, you still have to memorize all the contents in the books. Do you have any questions?"

"no!"

The young epidemic doctors said in unison.

Little Siwaal suddenly had a bad premonition, his ear feathers drooped and pressed against the back of his head, and he was so anxious that white smoke began to appear from the top of his head.

Two days later, Riya could move freely. He was sitting at the table reading a book. He turned around and saw James.

"Where's Sval?"

"I sent it to take the epidemic doctor qualification certificate test. Looking at it vertically, I really want to be an epidemic doctor."

James smiled "hehe", and not long after, little Swale emerged from the shadows on the ground. His feathers were all messy, and it was difficult to maintain his bird shape.

It staggered forward for two steps, then landed on its head with a bang, collapsing into a pile of tentacles that were still melting.

James: "How did you do on the exam?"

Little Shival's tentacle lifted a piece of paper and handed it to Riya.

This is a blank test paper, with no blanks filled in, except for a line of words in the "name" column.

[To survive or not to perish, that is the question]

"Can you write words?" Ria raised her eyebrows, then turned the test paper over, and there was only this sentence: "To survive or not to die, that is a question."

Maybe it only learned to write this sentence.

"This is the memo on the first page of all the textbooks for our epidemic doctors."

James reminded, little Swale's tentacles tightened and twitched for a moment, making his teeth itch with hatred.

It took two days for it to remember this sentence, but others told it not to take the memo.

Mad.

The little Swale was so angry that he climbed on top of Riya and looked up at him pitifully. Riya patted its head and told it that it didn't need to be smart, as long as it lived.

James was dumbfounded and inexplicably had his salary deducted for two weeks because of laziness.

The difference in treatment is evident.

Ria closed the pages on the table: "Today is a big day, James."

"Isn't that right? It's the monarch's birthday. All work must stop today to welcome this grand celebration. Even King Wilton will parade on the streets. If you want to get close to him, this is undoubtedly a good opportunity."

"We think so, and those who are deliberately speculative will also think so, so the guards around His Majesty will definitely be on high alert."

Ria casually threw her book to the tentacle, and James took the opportunity to see the cover of the book - "On Noble Etiquette".

"Do you still need this to communicate with others? Why have I never seen you polite to me?"

Riya: "The so-called communication is a false product to achieve the goal. We don't need these between us. For example, if I want to deduct your salary, I can actually deduct it directly without giving you a reason."

"You finally spoke your mind, didn't you?"

James watched Riya stuff the mythical creatures into her hat, get dressed and go out, and he followed suit.

When they came outside, they found that today's sky seemed to be much bluer than usual, the sun was shining brightly, colorful flags were hanging on the streets, and both sides of the road were even filled with bright and rare precious flowers.

Everyone was wearing more solemn clothes than usual. After thinking about it, Riya took out a golden hollow brooch with a clock pattern from her pocket and pinned it on her clothes, which might look more solemn.

James turned his head: "Is this made of gold?"

"No, I picked it up from scraps. I thought it looked good, so I washed it and kept it."

"But you should not be short of money now." "No way, there is no difference between a trash can in a wealthy area and a treasure chest. As long as you go there quickly, you can even find a diamond ring that a gentleman gave to a lady but was discarded.

As long as you can pick up good things, they are more cost-effective than lottery tickets. After all, digging through the trash does not cost a penny.

The thought that these things might be picked up by others makes me feel uncomfortable. "

James was speechless. He looked at a water stain on the ground. A beautiful lady didn't know how to take a detour when she passed by. Then immediately a fool ran over and took off his coat and spread it on it, holding the lady's hand. Take her across the water.

Those who didn't know thought they were doing something sinister.

After they finished, both of them turned red and decided to go to the celebration together, which made James' eyes widen behind the mask.

Does this work too?

They continued walking, and soon, another pretty lady stood in front of the water stain, shyly covering half of her face with a fan and looking at Riya.

Eyelashes blinked lightly, like a nimble butterfly.

As a result, Riya continued to go her own way as if she didn't see anything.

James took off his coat and ran in that direction. As a result, the woman's face suddenly changed, and she ran away with her skirt in hand without looking back. Her speed was comparable to that of a sprinter at the World Games.

At that moment, James felt really unlucky.

He quickly caught up with Riya: "Where are the etiquette you learned?"

“I think there are still some etiquettes that are not necessary to learn. Even Swale knows to take a detour when seeing water and to run back when it rains.

And, how do you know if she is a boy? "

Ever since Riya got to know [Witches], a group of magical species, he has been more cautious when seeing women.

It's always good to be skeptical.

In this way, Ria and James chatted for a while, and in the middle of the process, they actually bumped into Wilton who was marching.

Everyone stood on both sides of the road to clear a spacious place for the monarch. Twelve tall horses and a group of people in red costumes and high hats took the lead in playing orchestral instruments and beating drums to open the way. After that, there were more To the attendant who cannot name his position.

Wilton sat in the limo with a bright smile and waved to the people nearby, and everyone responded enthusiastically.

They cheered, they sprinkled flower petals, and the streets were filled with a festive atmosphere.

Compared to the Heavy Rain Festival, this feels like a normal and lively festival.

Riya looked at Wilton IV, who had only existed in rumors, with a smile. The moment he was looked at by Riya, his smile seemed to freeze for a moment, and then the monarch turned to look at Riya.

Time seemed to be slowed down infinitely, but it also seemed to pass very quickly. In the blink of an eye, Riya's figure was drowned by the crowd.

The King's float disappeared from sight.

Some calm has returned to the streets.

James asked Leah what he thought of Wilton. He thought for a while and only said that the monarch was not incompetent.

"His eyes revealed hidden ambition. The princes and nobles who wanted to take advantage of him didn't know that they were the ones being taken advantage of.

Besides, I can see that His Majesty likes his subjects very much and he loves the holidays. "

"Since His Majesty is so happy, we might as well make him happier."

With that said, Ria walked towards the deserted alley, got close to the shadow and then completely disappeared.

Before leaving, he also took away the cardboard boxes piled on the trash can.

James looked at this scene and felt that Riya was probably the most economical black businessman he had ever seen.

He was really impressed that he could perform it to such an extent.

Now he suspected that Riya didn't come here because she thought it was hidden, but noticed the waste on the trash can.

"You might as well just live with the trash."

James was leaning against the wall. Suddenly, he found a mouse coming out of the trash can.

So without thinking, he transformed into a crow, chased after the mouse, and swallowed it.

A few hours later, Wilton received a letter from the guard.

The letter stated that all his children had been found and returned to the palace safe and sound.

At this time, the wrinkles on Wilton's face completely relaxed, and he was extremely happy. He said that he would reward the person who found his child, and even invite that person to the highest-level dinner.

"Today is indeed a good day. Everything will come true on your birthday."

"Congratulations, Your Majesty!"

People celebrated for him, and Wilton was very happy. When he was happy, he would order people to throw money into the street.

Now he wished that the parade could end quickly so that he could go back to spend time with his more than thirty children. By the way, his cousin and cousin were still pregnant, and the child was his.

"I don't know if they will be born this month. I really like children."

Wilton laughed and slapped the precious metal handrails of the float, but at this time, the parade stopped, and there was restlessness in the front.

"what happened?"

Wilton was confused, but at this time, someone came to report.

"Your Majesty, there is a female beggar in front of you. She seems to be about to give birth."

"What does it mean to be like?"

Wilton kept admonishing and got out of the car, dragging his commander's cape and walking forward. When the subordinates heard his order, they could only give way to him.

Soon, he saw a woman on the road with a high and bulging belly. The woman had disheveled hair, her belly was exposed, it was purple in color, her skin was covered with veins, and there were many crack-like lines.

She wailed in pain, her voice was like a sheep: "Save me, save me!"

"Someone save her." Wilton's face turned solemn. A passerby who knew the truth said that the pregnant woman had been wailing for two days. She looked like she was about to give birth since two days ago, and she hasn't seen anything wrong with the baby until now. movement.

And what she was pregnant with was not like an ordinary child. Everyone thought that what she was pregnant with must be a demon.

"Your Majesty, otherwise..."

The Duke rode up to him and made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Wilton was immediately displeased: "Do you want to kill someone on my birthday? I said to save her, then I will save her."

So they called a doctor from a nearby hospital. The doctor was not an epidemic doctor. He didn't dare to come forward after hearing that the woman on the ground might be pregnant with the offspring of a devil.

However, he still obeyed the monarch's order and came forward with a tool box to check. At the same time, he comforted the pregnant woman not to be afraid and to relax.

Little did he know, he was comforting himself.

Just when he was about to touch the pregnant woman's belly, where no one could see her, Lutie's eyes rolled up and her mouth opened, showing a rather strange expression.

(End of this chapter)

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