After my inner voice was exposed, I made the tyrant cry anxiously

Chapter 124: When I was young, I was rich and handsome.

Chapter 124: When I was young, I was rich and handsome.

At this time, everyone knew that the stench came from the Minister of War.

Many of the courtiers looked at him with expressions of betrayal. On such a hot day, he had not taken a shower for several days. The sour smell almost made them faint.

The old face of the Secretary of the Ministry of War is red and white, and he is angry.

I haven’t washed myself in a few days, so why don’t you shower every day?
The Su family sighed, "If you don't even take a bath, Nie Shangshu's stingy problem is really hopeless." 】

Everyone was immediately curious as to why taking a bath had something to do with being stingy. Could it be that he didn't wash before, shouldn't he?
They suddenly discovered that the Minister of War had not changed his clothes for a long time. He was wearing the same two outfits back and forth. There was a patch on the buttocks of his official robe. Although it was not very visible, it could be seen that he had not changed his clothes for several days. .

They can't stand the stench.
Someone whispered, "I don't know how Mrs. Nie endures it on weekdays."

Su Jue shook her head repeatedly, "What are you going to endure? Nie Shangshu has been kicked out of the house by his wife a long time ago. Now he can't even enter the house. How can his wife smell it?" 】

Everyone was immediately shocked:! ! !
The Minister of War was kicked out of the house by his wife! ?
When did this happen? I had never heard of this before.

Some people laughed. A manly man was kicked out of the house by his wife and was reduced to the point where he could not take a bath.

The Minister of War was so angry that his old face turned red: Fart!I obviously ran away from home on my own!What is being kicked out of the house, what nonsense does a child with a yellow mouth say!

[Actually, being kicked out of the house is not a big deal. All he needs to do is stay in an inn. However, he is still stubborn and unwilling to spend money. He spends a night of hangover in this hotel today and a hangover in that hotel tomorrow. He makes excuses from time to time. Going to Lou's house to take a shower, he was stunned that he could just survive it. 】

Everyone was in disbelief. This Minister of War was really good. Although they did find that Minister of War came to their house more frequently during this period, they didn't notice it at all!
At this time, the Minister of the Ministry of War looked ugly. What does it mean to dig?
I don’t want to spend anything unnecessary. Do you know that money is hard to earn and tastes like shit? ?
[Now that Lou Shangshu is in trouble, he has no place to take a bath. He only has two robes to wear, but they stink. 】

Lords:! ! !
Good guy!How long has it been since Lou Shiye’s accident? Has the Minister of the Ministry of War not even taken a shower? ?
At this time, the courtiers standing far away could not help but cover their noses.

What on earth did the Minister of War do to get kicked out of the house by his wife? Everyone was really disgusted and curious, and they couldn't understand how someone could sting like Nie Yunguang.

Su Juan's leisurely voice came, "Oh, this Mrs. Nie is miserable enough. She married such a stingy husband and had a hard time celebrating her birthday. However, the birthday gift her husband gave her was from a kiln. The rouge that came out was still used by others. 】

Everyone was shocked and looked at the Secretary of the Ministry of War with complicated eyes. Nie Yunguang was really good at giving things that others had used in the brothel to his wife. He was a dignified minister of the third rank, and he was not afraid of being laughed at if he got to this level. die.

But it doesn't matter, everyone knows it now anyway, at least they didn't laugh in front of the Minister of War.

The Minister of War gritted his teeth and held his sleeves, you know nothing.

The rouge was only used once or twice and then thrown away, what a waste. I saw it was new and took it back to my wife for use. Frugality is my virtue, but a group of rabble-rousers didn’t understand what I meant!
[This is why Mrs. Nie cut off her robe to vent her anger. If it were me, I would beat him until his teeth are all over the floor. 】

Someone immediately remembered that it turned out that the big hole in the buttocks of the official robe of the Minister of War was cut by Mrs. Nie!

Mrs. Nie probably didn't cut her butt specifically. After all, according to Nie Shangshu's picky temperament, she would definitely not be willing to throw it away, so she continued to wear it after patching it up.

She really studied her husband thoroughly.

No wonder the clothes the Minister of War wears recently have a big patch on the buttocks, which makes them think they are some fashionable style in Beijing. [I don’t know what Mrs. Nie wants from him. He is obviously old and doesn’t like to take a bath. He may have athlete’s foot. 】

Some courtiers looked disgusted, and just listening to Su Juan's words, they seemed to smell it.

What's more, he stared at the feet of Minister of War, which he hadn't even washed in the shower, and most likely these feet were the same. Just thinking about the smell made him feel sick to the point of vomiting out the breakfast he had just eaten.

The Minister of the Ministry of War is furious. When I was young, I was rich and handsome. How many ladies in the capital fell in love with me. She is lucky that I can take a fancy to her!

What's athlete's foot, what nonsense!

Faced with the slander from the Su family, the Minister of the Ministry of War had no words to explain at this time. No one wanted to get close to him because of his stinky smell. He even wanted to take off his boots to prove his innocence.

When the old emperor appeared, they were talking about it. When he heard that the Minister of War had not taken a shower for a while and his body was sore and smelly, he was immediately glad that he was sitting on top. If he went down below, he didn't know what he would smell. What a messy stench.

But as soon as he sat down, he didn't know if it was his imagination, but he actually smelled something bad, and his expression froze on his face.

[The old emperor doesn’t look very good. Could he also smell the stench? 】

All the ministers immediately looked at the old emperor, couldn't they? Your Majesty is so far away, can you still smell it?

The old emperor looked ugly and even refused to breathe.

The king of my country actually wants me to smell the smell of other people's feet! ?
[The Minister of the Ministry of War is awesome, even the old emperor has smelled it, you are promising! 】

However, the Minister of War was as dead as ashes, and at this time, everyone kept a respectful distance from him.

The old emperor wanted to order the Minister of War to go back and correct his appearance, but after all, these were the ministers' own private affairs, and it was not easy for him as an emperor to interfere.

When the morning court dispersed, the Minister of War stopped the Su family members.

While Su Juan was confused, she did not forget to hold her breath: "?" [Is there anything wrong with him? 】

Hearing this, the courtiers immediately slowed down their pace and listened with their ears pricked up.

The old emperor who had left the palace turned around and came back to kill him. It had been too long since he had listened to Su Juan's chatter, and he felt a little bored these days.

At this time, the Secretary of the Ministry of War was so angry with Su Juan that his face turned black and red. He was not in a good mood, and Su Juan could not even think about it!

He pretended to be friendly and said to Su Juan, "I remember that Yuan Wai Lang and Li have been together for some time. I think it's time for Yuan Wai Lang to prepare for their marriage."

Su Juan looked at him with a puzzled face, not understanding the purpose of him suddenly coming over to talk like this, "Are you okay? You haven't figured out your own marriage matters, so you are here to take care of other people's marriage matters?" 】

 Do you have a ticket? If not, I’ll ask in the next chapter~
  
 
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