Chapter 141 Curly Monkey
"You stupid white pig, that's what you are speak to others?" (You stupid white pig, that's what you are speaking to others?)
The white student who spoke just now couldn't help but be startled. He obviously didn't expect that Wang Zihuan could speak English so smoothly. Although his accent was a bit Chinese and Western, he could understand it completely.

He reacted and immediately countered: "Go to hell, you're a jerk, don't speak my language. (Go to hell, you're a jerk, don't speak my language.)
Wang Zihuan raised his eyebrows, turned on the machine gun mode, and said quickly:

"That'not your language, you are Aamerican, but you are speaking English. You can't even say you are speaking American." I can’t say that what you said was beautiful language.)
Wang Zihuan's words directly touched the student's pain point. He was choked and speechless. He could only shout: "Stop speaking broken english" (Stop speaking broken English)
Wang Zihuan kept talking, "So pathetic. You don't even have your own language, look at you, you don't have ability to speak another language." You, you don’t have the ability to speak another language.)
"You don't have, cause you are just a idiot" (You don't have, because you are just an idiot)

"Dumb-ass loser, pure-ass clown." (Dumb-ass loser, pure-ass clown.)
He spoke very fast, giving the curly-haired white student no chance to talk back.However, in order to counter him and prove that he could still speak Chinese, the white student frowned and kept shouting "Ni Bao Ni Bao."

This made the onlookers laugh, and Pei Qianyi and Liu Xiwan behind them even laughed.

People say you are an idiot and a clown, but you end up shouting "Nihao" to prove that you are bilingual.

"This handsome guy talks fast, like a machine gun. It's easy to relieve stress."

"Nihao? This foreign student's attack power is too weak, hahahaha."

"Hahaha, the way that foreign student called Nihao amused me to death."

"No, I'm going to laugh to death. Isn't this the same as saying 'CNM' in Chinese here and responding with 'hello' over there."

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The crowd was talking, but Wang Zihuan didn't stop talking. He raised his finger and pointed at the white man opposite, and continued to speak English with a mixed Chinese and Western accent.

"Look at your stupid hair, so pathetic.oh my gosh, look, what a fucking stupid monkey.that's yelling there.like a monkey show.What a perfect monkey show" (Look at your stupid hair, so pathetic. Oh my gosh, look, what a fucking stupid monkey. It's yelling out there. It's like a monkey show. What a perfect monkey show)

“Fucking animal, no one cares about you, you just have the protection of PETA activists.” (Fucking animal, no one cares about you, you just have the protection of PETA activists.)
The curly-haired international student seemed to lose his defense when the subject of his hair was mentioned. He jumped on his feet and yelled back: "you stupid asian chink" (you stupid Asian)
"stop! stop!"

But because Wang Zihuan spoke so fast and loud, his two sentences were completely drowned out, and no one could hear them clearly. However, Wang Zihuan did not even pause and continued to output.

"What's people who got your back there, so that's why you are so aggressive here right."
"Look at you, you're just a synonym for despicable walking."
The curly-haired white man was said to be confused. He really didn't expect to be scolded in English in China, and the speed was so fast that he couldn't get a word in, as if he didn't have to think.

He struggled a little helplessly: "Excuse me, can i talk for a second real quick?" (Excuse me, can I talk for a while?)

The prince was done scolding, and he applauded when he said the last sentence: "OK, give you a chance. You say. When you stupid monkey finishes speaking, go back to your zoo." You say. When you finish talking, you stupid monkey, go back to your zoo.)
The curly-haired international student didn't seem to realize that Wang Zihuan asked him to speak. Instead, he said "en~ah~" at a loss of what to do. He really looked like a curly-haired monkey.

In the end, he just said, "What's your name?"

The prince smiled happily, "Shaochen Han."

Shang Zhixiong, Pei Qianyi, and Liu Xiwan burst into laughter, being greatly amused by Wang Zihuan's coquettish behavior.

Thunderous applause erupted nearby.

"Hahaha, has this foreign student's defense been breached? His expression is so stupid."

"Seeing these people being scolded makes me feel so good!"

"It's cool, it's really cool. Only the Animal Protection Association will take care of you silly monkey. It's making me laugh to death."

"This foreign student can't even speak to us Chinese people in his own language, hahaha."

"I don't agree with what you said. That's not his language. It's from the Eagle Country."

"That phrase "Excuse me" amused me to death, because if I couldn't explain it, I would start begging."

"If I remember correctly, isn't his name Wang Zihuan?"

"It should be that he is more handsome in person than on TV."

"Hahaha, the trouble is diverted to the east."

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Shang Zhixiong looked at Wang Zihuan and blinked, stretched out his thumb, and said sincerely: "Although I don't understand, I am shocked, cow."

Just now he saw that Wang Zihuan's mouth was just like Gatlin's "thumping, twitching, twitching", and it felt like a shrew scolding the street.

The highest level of scolding is to only scold yourself and never refute the other person.

Pei Qianyi and Liu Xiwan also took a few steps forward and came to Wang Zihuan's side.

Pei Qianyi covered her mouth and smiled: "I didn't expect that Zihuan's English is so good. I have never heard of some of the words."

Liu Xiwan also said: "Master, please teach me English from now on, it's so strong."

Wang Zihuan waved his hand, "Ji Cao, don't do it."

He sighed inwardly.

You don’t understand how tiring it is for those foreign assistant chefs who work in the kitchen and don’t learn a few curse words, and they will be so angry that they will die of anger. This is how I learned how to do it.

Of course, Wang Zihuan had also performed exceptionally just now, trying to kill with one blow.

Because he also has a system task "Buy but not sell Jing 3, create a topic with "It's so cool" as the core", and he just took this opportunity to complete this task.

That curly-haired monkey... No, the curly-haired white man found that he was embarrassed in front of so many people. His face was as angry as eggplant skin, and he was breathing heavily. He moved his steps and thought Problems must be solved by force.

Another white international student with blue eyes held him down and told him not to be impulsive. No matter how special his status as an international student was, it would not be unreasonable to strike first.It's too easy to pick up girls here. They haven't stayed enough and don't want to go back.

Back in their own country, ordinary people like them are not as proactive as women.

The blue-eyed white man said a few words to the black man holding the basketball. The black man nodded and walked towards Wang Zihuan and others.

Seeing this, Shang Zhixiong stood in front of Wang Zihuan and the atmosphere became tense.

However, this black man did not come here to fight. He stopped a few steps away from Shang Zhixiong, raised the basketball in his hand and said: "Real men use basketball to decide the outcome." (Real men use basketball to decide the outcome.) victory or defeat)

Shang Zhixiong looked at Wang Zihuan, "What do you mean? You want to play basketball?"

The prince nodded happily. He estimated that these foreigners must be doing something again. If they win, they will chat with them. If they lose, they will apologize. He has been a little tired of playing this kind of game recently.

After thinking about it, Wang Zihuan decided to add an extra layer of insurance to his mission.

The onlookers heard what the black man said and wanted to persuade the handsome guy not to agree, because everyone in the music academy knew that these foreigners were good at playing basketball due to their physical fitness.

However, they saw that the handsome guy did not reply to the black man's words. Instead, he picked up the basketball on the ground and walked to stand outside the three-point line.

In the eyes of hundreds of pairs of eyes in the audience, he exerted force on his calf and rushed to the basket with the ball, like a cannonball being discharged, carrying the whistling sound of the wind.

After taking two steps with the ball in both hands, he jumped up at the free throw line, leaned back slightly in mid-air, and held the basketball with his raised palms. His whole body was like a sharp axe, slashing not far away. blue box at.

"boom!"

The dull and loud sound pierced the eardrums of those present.

Tomahawk split buckle.

The whole place was silent. The students in the music academy looked at the man hanging on the blue frame with astonishment on their faces, and several international students were also stunned.

A normal dunk wouldn't shock them that much, mainly because this guy looks only a little over 1 meters tall, but the height he stayed in the air after taking off was as high as an NBA player.

This is so damn scary.

"F*ck." Someone finally exclaimed, and then the whole stadium burst into excitement.

"This height, this staying in the air, are they real or fake? I'm watching a science fiction movie?"

"Handsome, so handsome! The tomahawk chop is my lifelong dream."

"Not to mention how handsome he is, but his bounce is so awesome, why don't you let others live?"

"It's cool. Doesn't this just put it directly in the faces of those international students?"

"Ah? Those three black men are also over 1 meters tall. Can't they be deducted?"

"You have watched too many videos online. Although black people have good athletic talents, not everyone can dunk. I have watched these three people play basketball. Only the black man holding the ball can barely dunk. The other two Black people can’t do it.”

"This trip to the stadium today was not in vain, it was so cool."

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The five international students lost their temper completely and gave up the idea of ​​playing basketball.

The bounce shown by Wang Zihuan's dunk was too amazing. They didn't want to act like fools on the court and not be able to grab rebounds and have their shots blocked again.

Of course, it's also because the five of them are not very good at basketball. It's okay to abuse ordinary people on the wild court, but the more powerful ones have no advantage at all.

If the level is high, he can go directly to the school team of the beautiful Chinese university to play, why should he come to the Chinese university?

Wang Zihuan, who was holding the basketball hoop, was a little happy and a little distressed to see the effect.

I'm happy that the effect of installing B this time looks good, and it should be able to complete the system's tasks.What makes him sad is that this dunk cost him a total of 3500 points, and he was able to do it only by purchasing [Powerful Bounce (Premium Edition)].

I just hope that the discounts and items given to him by the system this time can be worth these points.

But what’s a little funny about Wang Zihuan is that the curly-haired international student hasn’t given up yet. While Shang Zhixiong was in a daze, he ran to Liu Xiwan and Pei Qianyi and asked:

“Can i add you on WeChat?” (Can I add your WeChat?)
Pei Qianyi and Liu Xiwan seemed not to hear him and ignored him.

Curly International Student was angry and asked with a bit of impatience: "Do you guys speak any English?"

Pei Qianyi was not silent this time. She looked at the curly hair and said with a smile: "Тыговоришьпо-русски?" (Russian: Do you speak Russian?)

Curly Hair was stunned and couldn't understand what Pei Qianyi said at all, and looked embarrassed, "What is that? Is that German? I don'tI don't speak German." (What is that? Is it German? I don't Speaks German.)
After finishing speaking, he saw Shang Zhixiong walking towards this direction, and without wanting to delay any more, he looked directly at Liu Xiwan and asked, "Do you speak English?"

Hearing this, Liu Xiwan put down his cell phone and raised his lips and said: "Wenn Sie kein Deutsch sprechen, warum lernst du nicht Russisch?" (German: If you don't speak German, you should learn some Russian.)
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At this moment, Curly Hair really felt like a curly-haired monkey.

(End of this chapter)

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