Hong Kong Entertainment: The King of Kung Fu

Chapter 129 Give Me a Kiss

In the famous Hong Kong variety show "Tonight's Undefeable", Huang Zhan once asked Guan Zhilin: "Would you be willing to be someone's mistress?"

Guan Zhilin replied: "I have tried them all!"

"Have you really even tried being a mistress?"

“I have tried everything, getting married and divorced, having a girlfriend, being married, I have tried it all, I just do it if I want to, I don’t think too much about it.

But I will worry about what the other person's other half thinks, and I hope she doesn't know.

I will cherish this time without expectations! "

If these words are placed in future generations, it will simply explode the worldview, and the hot searches will cause a stir.

Celebrities who say this will be banned instantly.

But Guan Zhilin said it in public on a TV show.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, as far as she is concerned, she actually lives a very free and transparent life.

Especially the last sentence "I will cherish this time without expectations!"

This horse-riding guy is simply the best mistress spokesperson!
But now, Yang Ye felt a little headache looking at the underage Guan Jiahui in front of him.

If you want to be my girlfriend, only I can kiss you?

Yang Ye was quite happy to hear this, but she always felt weird. This horse-riding guy didn't fit in with her character.

But if you think about it carefully, you can understand that Guan Jiahui is only fourteen or fifteen years old now, which is the middle stage of her life.

Well, it doesn't matter if you are young, you can train him slowly.

Yang Ye said to Liming: "Xiao Ming, go over there and play for a while first."

Liming said "oh" and left. Yang Ye smiled and said to Guan Jiahui: "Jiahui, didn't you always say that I won't reply to your letter? If you perform this scene, I will reply to you."

Guan Jiahui tilted her head and said, "Really?"

"Of course!"

"I don't believe it. You wrote me 'Study hard and make progress every day' again like last time!"

"I promise not to fool you this time, otherwise you can file a complaint with your Aunt Meng."

Guan Jiahui's parents used to be actors at the Great Wall Film Company, and they used to be colleagues with Xia Meng and Chen Sisi, and they had a good relationship.

Unexpectedly, Guan Jiahui became even more angry after hearing what Yang Ye said.

She pouted and said, "You treat me like a child? I can already have children."

Damn it... what she said made sense, but Yang Ye was speechless.

Yang Ye thought for a while, then took Guan Jiahui to a swing in the yard and said, "Jiahui, I actually like you too."

Guan Jiahui was overjoyed, her big eyes widened: "Really?"

"Of course, you are so cute, how could I not like it."

"Then why are you ignoring me?"

"You're still young now, and I'm not a goldfish guy."

In the 60s, a famous case occurred in Sham Shui Po, Hong Kong. For the purpose of abduction, a man raised goldfish on the rooftop and said to some little girls one after another: "Little sister, uncle will take you to see goldfish." Is it good (good or bad)? The goldfish has big eyes (big) and is so proud (very cute)..."

After taking him to the rooftop, he waited for an opportunity to assault him. Later, the man confessed to eighteen crimes and was sentenced to life imprisonment. The term "Pinyu Man" spread like wildfire and became synonymous with pedophilia.

After hearing this, Guan Jiahui puffed up her chest and said, "I'm not young anymore."

Damn it, Yang Ye still wants to train her, he feels like he is about to be trained by her.

Yang Ye said bravely: "In short, you must be obedient. When you grow up, I will let you be my girlfriend."

"Really?"

"Of course, do you want to pull the hook?"

"Children only pull hooks."

"What do you want?"

"You...kiss me?"

After all, Guan Jiahui was still a young girl who had just begun to have a love interest. When she said these words, she immediately blushed.

She closed her eyes shyly and tilted her head upward slightly, waiting for a kiss to come.

Her skin was as white and tender as jade. At this moment, peach blossoms bloomed on Xiafei's cheeks, making the poplar leaves tremble.

Yang Ye hesitated for a few seconds, feeling that it couldn't be too zombie-like, so he imitated Zhou Xingchi's appearance in "Play Back to School 2" and lightly touched Guan Jiahui's lips with his finger.

……

There is no uniform style for girls' uniforms in Hong Kong secondary schools. They are roughly divided into Chinese cheongsam style, Japanese sailor style and British college style.

Yang Ye originally wanted to choose the cheongsam style, but the styles of cheongsam school uniforms are very separate for men and women. Girls wear blue cheongsam, and boys wear white pants, white shirts, and belts, which is too inconsistent.

In the end, I chose the British campus style with strong colonial colors, and the shooting location was also chosen at St. Stephen’s Hall Middle School.

This is a missionary school, and Zhou Huimin goes to school here.

Guan Jiahui obediently put on her school uniform, and ran up to Yang Ye in a showy manner, pulled up her little skirt, and asked: "Brother Ye, does it look good?"

Yang Ye felt a little sore in his balls, thinking that your father was watching from the side.He said perfunctorily: "It looks good!"

Guan Jiahui pulled up the hem of her skirt and said fiercely to the dumbfounded Li Ming beside her: "You are not allowed to really kiss me. The director said that you have to borrow the seat."

Dawn said weakly: "Oh!"

The staff brought a cart over and the photographer sat on it.

Guan Shan asked strangely: "What is this for?"

Yang Ye explained: "Our film tells the story from a child's perspective, so we shot at a child's eye level. There will be ups and downs when the photographer squats to shoot, so it is easier to get a stroller."

Guan Shan smiled and said: "So that's it, it's interesting. So this is not a movie about fighting aliens?"

Yang Ye said: "There are aliens, but there are no aliens. It's actually a children's movie."

Guan Shan was shocked: "Are you not the leading actor?"

Yang Ye played a supporting role in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and gave up the male lead to Ti Lung, which surprised many people.

Many people also suspected that Yang Ye had some shady deal with Shaw Brothers.

Yang Ye said: "I didn't act at all this time. Uncle Guan, please don't tell anyone, please keep it a secret from me."

If the news is released now and people know that Yang Ye is not the starring role, people's expectations for the movie will be lowered.

It was too much of a disadvantage for the promotion of the movie, so Yang Ye asked Guan Shan to keep it a secret.

Guan Shan agreed, but asked: "Now that you are starring in a movie, it is guaranteed to be a hit, so why don't you act well?"

"My image as a star has been fixed. There is no fighting in this movie, and there is no role suitable for me, so I can't play it."

"Will you continue to act in the future?"

"Of course I will act. This time I suddenly made a children's film, which is considered unprofessional. I don't dare to tell anyone about it until the film is finished. If I really don't act, the audience will send me a razor blade."

"That's good. I saw the Kung Fu movie you acted in, but others couldn't stand it."

"We are already thinking about the script. Uncle Guan and Jiahui will come to help play the roles when the time comes?" "I have no problem, but Jiahui is still young, so I'm afraid it won't be suitable?"

"I still have a lot of things to do. The movie may not be launched until 79. By then, Jiahui will be 17 years old and will be making her debut. Jiahui is very cute, and I want to ask her to be the heroine."

Being the heroine of Yang Ye's movie will definitely become an instant hit. Zhao Yazhi was still an amateur at the time, but now she has become a popular star.

Guan Shan said happily: "You praise her too much."

Yang Ye shook his head and said: "I am serious about making movies. Although the script has not been decided yet, this will be a role that is very suitable for her. It may not make Lin Qingxia blush like Yu Jiaolong, but at least it will Jiahui has become famous, not inferior to Zhao Yazhi who acted in "Shaolin Temple"."

Others are bragging when they say this, but Yang Ye can convince people when he says it because he has the ability to do it.

After hearing this, Guan Shan solemnly said: "Then I'd like to thank you in advance!"

Yang Ye said: "In order to achieve a blockbuster effect, if Jiahui has a chance to debut in the past two years, I will ask Uncle Guan to help her refuse it."

This request may seem strange, but it is actually quite normal in the film and television industry.In order to make Xu Feng's appearance in "The Heroine" sufficiently stunning, Hu Jinquan cut out all of Xu Feng's scenes in "Dragon Gate Inn", leaving only a glimpse of her face.

Just when Yang Ye was about to achieve this effect, when "Alien" was released, he first gave Guan Zhilin a surprise appearance.

When she makes her official debut as the heroine in a new film starring Yang Ye, she will be eye-catching enough, and maybe even stir up a conversation about the origin of the two films.

Guan Shan opened his own film company two years ago and lost everything.Now filming in Jiashi, Guan Jiahui is already eye-catching as his daughter. Once she appears in "Alien", many film companies will definitely rush to find her to film.

The entertainment industry is a big mess, and Guan Jiahui is not a good bird. In order to ensure that what he enjoys is original and authentic, Yang Yecai released the heroine of the new film to Guan Shan in advance.

Then he took the opportunity to make a request that Guan Jiahui not be allowed to enter the industry within two years, and then it would be delicious enough to open the box!

The father and daughter Guan Shan and Guan Jiahui looked at the plum blossoms to quench their thirst, so they naturally obeyed Yang Ye's arrangements.

Yang Ye has sinister intentions!

……

"Work has started, work has started! Everyone is in position!"

After all departments are ready, shooting officially begins.

Guan Shan walked around the classroom, describing the content of today's experimental class. The camera only captured his half body, without showing his face.

"Students, today we are going to do a frog anatomy experiment. Everyone has been preparing for a long time..."

The plot set here is: the little boy is in school, and the little alien is eating ice cream and drinking beer at home.

Since the two had telepathy, the little alien was dizzy after drinking, and the little boy also felt dizzy...

Since he could not give alcohol to children, Yang Ye found two staff members in advance and asked them to drink beer until they were dizzy, while Li Ming watched and imitated.

At this time, the camera zoomed in, and Li Ming suddenly let out a "wine burp." The students in the class immediately looked at him, and the camera quickly captured everyone's reactions.

The children's reaction was real, because Yang Ye did not explain in advance that Liming would hiccup.

Guan Jiahui was sitting behind Li Ming. As soon as she turned her head, the camera immediately captured her face.

She looked at Dawn in surprise. The background behind her was the classroom window. The wind outside the window was blowing the green leaves. The composition was very beautiful.

This scene is exactly the same as the original version, and the little blond girl in the original version is also pretty good-looking.

Since the students were not informed in advance, the scene immediately became chaotic.

After appeasing the students, filming resumed.

Guan Shan continued to speak: "The scalpel is very sharp. Be careful when using it. There won't be a lot of blood. Most of the frogs are body fluids. Before starting the dissection, everyone must take notes. During the dissection process, you The main job is to find the heart of the frog and observe the beating of the heart..."

The next plot setting is that the little alien was drunk and walked around the room. Suddenly he stumbled and fell to the ground.

Xiao Ming, who had telepathy with the little alien, also slipped from his chair.

Li Ming slipped under the table, got up unsteadily, and turned to glance at Guan Jiahui very obscenely. Guan Jiahui looked away and rolled her eyes.

Li Ming had already tried hard to imitate the drunken state, but Yang Ye still shouted "Ka!"

"If your smile isn't cheap enough, do it again."

Li Ming is only 11 years old and a novice. It is normal for her to not perform well. Yang Ye cannot lose his temper and can only grind slowly bit by bit.

Yang Ye asked him if he had ever seen those gangsters in school chatting up little girls?Li Ming recalled it and said she had seen it before.

"Just imitate their mean behavior!"

Guan Shan, as the first international actor among Chinese, has superb acting skills, and he also helped with a few words.

With the help of two people, I finally passed this step after trying it several times.

By this time, they had been filming for an hour. In order to appease the children, Yang Ye asked the staff to hand out snacks and drinks.

The children had a great time eating, and Yang Ye and Guan Shan sat together and chatted.

Yang Ye scratched his head and said: "It's too difficult to make a children's film. You can't hit or scold. Even after teaching for a long time, he may not be able to understand your intention."

Guan Shan laughed and said: "The most difficult thing about making a movie is children and dogs, because they are completely out of control. Your film has them all, and it is also a science fiction film. According to you, there are many special shots. It is difficult!"

Yang Ye said: "Hong Kong movies are shot so fast, one can be finished in ten days and a half. I am burdened by my reputation now, and I am afraid of ruining my brand, so I can't work fast. But there are advantages to being slow. Slow work will lead to fine work." Well, don’t be in a hurry!”

"Brother Ye, drink soda!" Guan Jiahui happily ran over to Yang Ye with a can of soda.

Guan Shan said: "Where's mine?"

"How come my dad is missing!" Guan Jiahui took out another can like a magic trick.

……

Shooting continues.

"Students, these are cotton balls soaked in chloroform. Once I put the cotton balls in, I have to close the lid tightly..."

Guan Shan took the cotton balls and put them one by one into the glass bottles containing the frogs. The students quickly closed the lids.

"It's very good. The medicine will put them into a state of sleep. They will lose consciousness and won't feel any pain... It will take a while for the medicine to take effect. If you don't want to watch, you don't have to watch..."

Li Ming looked at the frog in the glass bottle and felt that it was very pitiful. He greeted it: "Hello, can you talk? Can you say how are you?... It's better to let it go!"

Dawn opened the lid, tipped the glass bottle, and poured the frog out.

"Run quickly, go back to the river, back to the woods..."

Like a lonely child longing for freedom, he suddenly ran to other students' tables like crazy and poured out all the frogs.

"Run quickly, I want to save you!"

"Run for your life!"

Soon, the students began to boo and release the frogs one after another.

As a result, the classroom was full of frogs.

The frog screamed "quack, quack, quack", and Guan Jiahui stood on the chair in fright.

At this time, a naughty little boy grabbed a frog and put it on Guan Zhilin's feet. Guan Zhilin immediately screamed, jumped off the chair, and ran out of the classroom.

According to the plot setting: the little alien happened to see the kissing scene between the male and female protagonists on TV.

So, Liming pulled Guan Zhilin back and assumed the same classic pose as on TV.

Then they wanted to kiss, but unfortunately they were too short to reach them!

(End of this chapter)