Hong Kong Entertainment: The King of Kung Fu

Chapter 362 The Maker of Divine Comedy

Someone praised Adjani for speaking Chinese well. Adjani was very happy and said with a smile: "Thank you! But my Chinese is only to the point where I can barely communicate."

The old man smiled and said: "I heard that you are filming a movie in the capital. I wonder if I can go and visit the team?"

Adjani said: "You have to ask Yang about this!"

Yang Ye said: "Mr. Wu, of course we welcome you to come to the crew to guide the work at any time."

This old man is Wu Lengxi from the Radio and Television Department.

Wu Lengxi said: "You are an international director. I am not capable of directing you, but I have long wanted to see how your world-renowned movies are made."

Yang Ye said: "Then let's make an appointment when you are free."

Wu Lengxi thought for a while and said, "How about the eighth day of the lunar month?"

"Okay, then I will be waiting for you on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year."

The two chatted casually for a few words, and then the "Chimes Suite" was played, followed by the girl's solo "Nanxiangzi".

The lyrics are from Xin Qiji's "Nanxiangzi·Dengjingkou Beigu Pavilion and Empathy": Wherever you look at China, you will see the scenery of Beigu Pavilion. How many things have happened through the ages, long and long. The Yangtze River never stops flowing...

This song is not very popular, it is a high-pitched song.

Then Guangzhou singer Lu Nianzu performed a song called "The Great Wall Will Never Fall" which was popular all over the country last year and won a lot of applause.

This song is great, it sounds exciting!

Wu Lengxi smiled and said: "Xiao Yang, was this song written by you?"

Yang Ye nodded: "This song is ten years old. It was the theme song originally written for the movie "Fist of Heroes"."

"It's well written, the music is nice, and the lyrics are even better. It sings the spirit of us Chinese people."

"You flatter me!"

After Lu Nianzu came off the field, it was the women's volleyball team members who greeted the national audience with New Year greetings.

As soon as the women's volleyball girls came on the stage, the audience burst into warm applause.

Now that the country is poor and weak, it is very shocking that the women's volleyball girls have continuously dominated the Women's Volleyball World Cup, the Women's Volleyball World Championships, and the Los Angeles Olympics. Therefore, the whole country is calling for learning the "women's volleyball spirit."

Later, the host invited Luo Wen to sing. Luo Wen's songs were very popular in Hong Kong, and Yang Ye was tired of listening to them.

He casually glanced at the audience and suddenly looked at a familiar face, Chen Chong, who was wearing red clothes.

Chen Chong also saw Yang Ye and couldn't help being stunned, with a trace of inexplicable panic flashing in his eyes.

Yang Ye sighed in his heart. After all, he took her first blood, so he might as well save her!

Yang Ye waved to Chen Chong calmly, and then said to Wu Lengxi: "Excuse me, I have to go to the toilet!"

Chen Chong didn't understand what Yang Ye was going to do. When he saw Yang Ye waving to her, he stood up involuntarily and followed him out.

Yang Ye walked calmly in front, left the studio, found a deserted corner, and stopped.

After a while, Chen Chong clutched the corners of his clothes, walked over with his head lowered, and stopped a few meters away from Yang Ye.

"Come here!" Yang Ye waved!
Chen Chong walked to Yang Ye's side involuntarily as if he was possessed.

"How have you been in the United States these past few years?"

"very good!"

"Do you do a good job at washing dishes?"

Chen Chong had no money to live in the United States, so he worked in a restaurant. Now being exposed by Yang Ye, he felt so embarrassed that he scratched his neck and said, "You don't have to worry about it!"

"Quite stubborn!"

Yang Ye pulled her over, rubbed her big white pussy, and then asked: "Are you looking for a man in the United States?"

Chen Chong was very angry. She didn't want to be treated so badly by Yang Ye, nor did she want to answer such a straightforward question.

But...she still couldn't help but said: "No!"

"Really?"

"Ok!"

"Come to me in a few days and I'll check it out!"

Chen Chong was furious. What did you think of me? She really wanted to slap Yang Ye in the face.

Yang Ye's idea is: I can't save you in vain, I have to receive some reward, and you have no money, so you can only pay with your flesh.

This kind of plump and round woman is much more attractive than the skinny one.

Chen Chong gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Yang Ye said: "You were invited back from the United States, right?"

"Ok!"

"The host may ask you to come on stage and say a few words later. What are you going to say?"

"I……"

Chen Chong didn't think about what to say at all. She came on stage to speak impromptu and in a hurry, so she said the wrong thing.

However...it's not like what was rumored online that she arrogantly said "you Chinese" and so on.

She is not an idiot, how could she say such stupid things on stage?

Yang Ye has always believed that when you hear a very exciting and nonsense news, you'd better use your little hands to check it out a little bit.

Instead of believing it to be true, spreading it everywhere, and adding fuel to the flames...

These very nonsense but widely circulated rumors include but are not limited to: Guan Zhilin golfing, Ni Kuang demolishing bridges and killing people, Chen Chong, you China...

This is just about the entertainment industry. There is more in life, such as KFC’s six-winged chicken, old ladies chewing on boneless chicken feet, stinky tofu soaked in feces and urine, Nutrition Express is made of condoms, and MSG is chemically synthesized. It can cause cancer...

Oh, and there are also those in the literary world. For example, Wu Dalang, whose original name was Wu Zhi, was a county magistrate in the Ming Dynasty. He was tall and handsome, and his wife Pan Jinlian was a virtuous and virtuous woman. She was not a slut. They were all envied, jealous, and hated by Shi Naian, and they were discredited. Couple.

It has a nose and an eye, but... Shi Naian is from the Yuan Dynasty. He died just two years after the establishment of the Ming Dynasty. How could he discredit a Ming Dynasty couple? Climb out of the coffin to smear it?

That's too far!
So, what did Chen Chong say on the Spring Festival Gala in 1985?

Although her original words were edited out of the full version of the 1985 Spring Festival Gala, the edited clips can now be found online.

At first, the host Ma Ji spotted Chen Chong in the audience and said, "Comrades, I have some news for you. In our VIP seats, I found a Chinese movie star living in the United States, Comrade Chen Chong.

Comrade Chen Chong has not been back for the holidays in three years. This year he came here especially to meet everyone. "

Then Chen Chong was forced to come on stage, bowed to everyone, and made an impromptu speech: "I have stayed in the United States for three years. This is the first time I celebrate the Spring Festival. I only have two weeks off, but I rushed back because I am an Ox. Yes, this year is the Year of the Ox.

So... I hired a fortune teller to tell me that I should come back this year, and I even wore a red trouser belt.

Anyway...well, here I am, I want to wish you all a happy New Year and wish you all a happy Spring Festival. To use a very fashionable saying in China now, I wish you good luck and prosperity. That's it, thank you! "

This passage is indeed not in high style. You can say whatever you want in your heart, and you can tie it as long as you tie it with a "red belt." But this is the Spring Festival Gala stage, and such feudal superstitions cannot be put on the stage.

But... Chen Chong did not say "you China". Although she has no feelings for China and only wants to go abroad, she is not so stupid. Impromptu speeches lack thinking and often have many loopholes, especially in public places. If someone catches them, they will be dead.

Yang Ye asked Chen Chong this question in advance, which made her stunned for a moment.

She thought for a while and then said what she thought. When Yang Ye heard it, it turned out that there was something stupid like a red belt riding on a horse.

This is normal, because she has such a thing tied around her waist, and when she thinks about it, she subconsciously speaks out.

Yang Ye tugged on Chen Chong's red belt and said, "Is this the one?"

Chen Chong was startled, thinking that Yang Ye was going to take off her pants, so he quickly said: "Not here!"

"Eh...you mean, change the place?"

"No, I just... said the wrong thing."

"Oh, you also know that you said something wrong? If the host calls you on stage later, you will tell the national audience that you are wearing a red belt to ward off evil spirits?

Just ask a fucking fortune teller to tell you. What are you doing? Promote feudal superstition? Do you want to die? "

Chen Chong was shocked. She didn't realize the consequences of her words were so serious.

Yang Ye pinched her face and said, "Think about it for yourself, don't act like a silly girl and say everything. I'm leaving!"

After Yang Ye said this, he swaggered away, leaving Chen Chong standing there blankly. It took a while before he came back to his senses.

"He...is saving me?"

……

Yang Ye returned to his seat and Luo Wen had finished singing three songs.

According to the plan of the original time and space, the next step is "The Winning Show" hosted by Taiwanese Huang Ayuan.

Because CCTV was very poor, it lacked funds to move the Spring Festival Gala to the Workers' Gymnasium, so it issued a set of commemorative coins to raise funds nationwide and held a lottery.

Those who buy commemorative coins can participate in a lottery, and the first prize is a refrigerator.

In order to increase the fun, this lottery program also added a mini game, asking the women's volleyball girls to use shooting to win the lottery.

Women's volleyball girl shooting? I don’t know which idiot came up with it.

It was 20 degrees below zero, and the women's volleyball girl was shivering with cold. She couldn't make a shot no matter what, and the lottery couldn't go on. The scene was very embarrassing.

Now in the studio, there is no such thing as issuing commemorative coins, and the lottery game does not exist.

The replacement program is "Sparrow Spirit" by Yang Liping.

The host Jiang Kun announced: "Next, I would like to invite Comrade Yang Liping from the Central Ethnic Song and Dance Ensemble to perform a solo dance "The Spirit of the Bird"!"

The music was recorded in advance. When it was played live, the melodious cucurbit flute sounded, and Yang Liping danced gracefully amidst Qi Yu's moving singing.

Her long skirt was as beautiful as the snow, like an elegant and noble peacock. Her white arms were soft and boneless, trembling with the passion of life in their slenderness and softness.

At this moment, in the auditorium of the Spring Festival Gala, the national audience in front of the TV couldn't help but let out bursts of exclamation.

The soft waist, nimble fingers, light feet, smart eyes, every smile and every move are so beautiful that it makes people sigh.

The dance was over, and the applause lasted for a long time.

Adjani asked: "This girl looks familiar to me. Is she the heroine of "Boxing Fighter"?"

Yang Ye nodded and said, "Yes, she dances the peacock dance, a folk dance from Yunnan. There are swans in the west and peacocks in the east. Our Chinese dance art is also very powerful."

Before watching "Fighter", Adjani didn't know anything about peacock dance, but Yang Liping's "Sparrow Spirit" is indeed a classic, and it can compete with the classic solo dance of the ballet, the Black Swan.

So she just praised: "It is indeed a very beautiful art, she is amazing!"

In fact, ballet was not an elegant art at first. It was for lower-class people, not high-class people.

Ballet has a lot of leg-raising movements, and early ballet dancers did not wear pants.

Jump up, spread your legs, and the dense forest disappears in a blink of an eye. It makes you feel emotional just thinking about it!
……

Various songs followed, which made Yang Ye feel sleepy. He waited for a long time before waiting for the pairing of Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao.

Last year they played Noodles, and this year's "Making a Movie" is the sequel to last year.

The content of this sketch is to find an actor who is strong and resistant to freezing.

Then Chen Peisi took off his clothes and went into battle wearing a singlet.

It was dozens of degrees below zero. In the original time and space, Chen Peisi was sent to the hospital after the performance and almost died for the country.

Now it's okay to perform in the studio, but... it lacks the unique feeling of being combined with the actual environment, and it doesn't look that exciting.

Zhao Yazhi finally appeared.

"Last year, there was a TV series called "Little Nyonya", which showed the story of our Chinese people's perseverance and hard work in foreign lands overseas. In the film, the beautiful and kind Yueniang moved hundreds of millions of viewers.

Today we have invited Ms. Zhao Yazhi, the Hong Kong actress who plays the role of Yueniang, to bring you a song "Dream of Water Town"! "

As soon as the prelude and the melodious erhu and flute sounds played, everyone became energetic.

Zhao Yazhi wore a white dress, moved lightly on the stage, slowly appeared on the stage, and sang: "

At dusk in spring, please accompany me to the water town in my dreams
Let the waving hands float in the mist
Don't wake up those lingering past events in Yangliu'an

Turned into a wisp of smoke and disappeared into the distance
……

A touch of lovesickness is written on the face
The heavy farewell is carried on the shoulders
Tears flowed down the face
All the words are still left unsaid...

Unlike the live audience, the audience in front of the TV heard songs that were recorded in advance.

Zhao Yazhi's gentle and approachable image, coupled with her gentle and touching singing voice, instantly fascinated countless audiences across the country.

In a daze, Yang Ye seemed to have returned to his childhood.

At that time, the township TV station in his hometown would often play the song "Dream of Water Town"

Jiang Shan on TV looked back and smiled, which once made him feel... this is what fairies are like, right?

Now that time and space have changed, this song has also changed its owner. I don’t know how the myself in this time and space felt when I saw this song on TV.

Oh, he wasn't born yet!
In any case, Zhao Yazhi's song "Dream of Water Village" has become a national sensation.

The rest of the program was lackluster until the Hubei Song and Dance Troupe's second program came on stage.

Hubei Song and Dance Troupe's opening program "Chimes Suite" is very stunning.

The second program "Long Sleeve Dance" is also very good.

The five-meter-long water sleeves are swung back and forth, moving like clouds and flowing water, like arms and fingers, making people scream.

But what surprised Yang Ye was not this, but the dancers performing.

That's...Liu Tianxian's mother!

(End of this chapter)