Hong Kong Entertainment: The King of Kung Fu

Madonna is as sexy as she is sexy, and she is really sexy. She is fair and beautiful, and has blond hair. Yang Ye really wants to get to know her.

As soon as the woman saw Yang Ye, she said: "Nick, why don't you ask me to star in such a cool movie?

You'd rather go to that little bitch Jenny. Just because her brother is Jackson? "

Yang Ye thought, damn, that's right!
If you find this golden cat to play Al, the "California Mountain Snake".

Wearing a nurse's uniform and a "one-eyed dragon" eye patch should be pretty cool.

Yang Ye said calmly: "I didn't expect to come here, but I will do it next time! Let's record the song first, okay?"

"Fine!"

……

Yang Ye held an acoustic guitar and played calmly, while Madonna sat aside and sang softly...

boom! boom! He shot me.

boom! boom! I fell to the ground.

boom! boom! Terrible gunshots.

boom! boom! Lover hits me.

……

The song is called "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" and she appears at the very beginning of the movie.

The melody is very simple, but the lyrics are very harmonious with the movie story, as if the "bride" is whispering about the past grudges with Bill.

As one of the four major divas in the American music scene, Madonna still has two skills. She recorded the song in three strokes, five divisions and two divisions.

After recording the song, Madonna dissatisfied and said to Yang Ye: "Nick, to be honest, this song is not suitable for me. You should find a good-looking bitch to sing it!"

Yang Ye was speechless, this woman was too fierce.

Schwarzenegger portrayed her in the movie, so she gave Schwarzenegger her album "Like a Virgin" and even drew a big Jaguar on the cover!

Yang Ye was not used to showing weakness to others, so he said quarrelsomely: "Aren't you just a well-behaved blond bitch?"

"Hahaha!" Madonna didn't take it seriously, but laughed quite proudly.

Yang Ye asked: "Since you think this song is boring, why did you agree to record it?"

"Because I want to meet you. Everyone says you are the best player in the world. Hey, how did you beat Muhammad Ali?"

"Because I'm very fast, his movements were like slow motion in front of me, without any threat."

Yang Ye waved his hand casually and waved it in front of Madonna's eyes.

"Oh! I bought it!" Madonna suddenly screamed and covered her chest.

It turned out that the buckle of her bra had been untied by Yang Ye somehow, and the two white rabbits were immediately exposed to the air.

"This is amazing, can I see your hands?"

Yang Ye stretched out his hand and said, "Look at it as you like!"

Madonna stretched out her hands, held Yang Ye's palm and observed carefully.

She did not fasten the buckle of the bra, leaving the two rabbits exposed to the air, letting Yang Ye... look at them as he pleased!

"As a kid, I was on The Green Hornet on TV. I thought Bruce Lee must be the most flexible man in the world.

It wasn't until I saw your movie that I knew, oh, there are people in the world who are more flexible than him.

I said, are other parts of your body as flexible as your hands? "

Madonna said, casting a wink at Yang Ye.

Yang Ye said confidently: "Are you talking about that place? Of course, it will move!"

"What's so great about being able to move? I've never seen anyone who can't move, unless it's a dead person."

Madonna's mouth instantly opened into an "O" shape!

She said: "How about we go have a drink later?"

"Okay, but I need to finish today's work first."

"It doesn't matter, I'll wait for you. Men at work are the most charming!"

Yang Ye thought for a while and asked, "Can you whistle?"

"Of course!" Madonna said and whistled towards Yang Ye.

He even winked and blew a kiss.

Damn, you slut! "Then help me record this section!" Yang Ye took out another song.

"Oh, this is outside the contract." Madonna immediately had a business-like attitude.

Yang Yexin said, Damn it, this woman is so smart, no wonder she can live a glorious life!

"Then sign the same contract again!"

"very good!"

The two quickly changed their previous contract and signed a new one.

Madonna just started recording!
This is a very classic piece of whistle music, used in the scene in "One-Eyed Dragon" where Al dressed as a nurse to kill the "Bride".

Whistling has always been a way for people to express relaxed emotions, but after listening to this whistle, you will feel a chilling and eerie atmosphere.

Yang Ye listened to Madonna whistling and regretted more and more not asking Madonna to play Al!

……

They were busy in the recording studio when suddenly a staff member came in and said: "Mr. Yang, there is Miss Matsuda Seiko, she said she is your friend!"

Yang Ye was shocked, this woman is so awesome, she even chased her to the United States on horseback?

He said to Madonna: "You record first, I have a friend here!"

Seiko Matsuda was wearing a pink bubble skirt, dressed like a little princess, appeared in front of Yang Ye with a charming smile, and bowed obediently: "Hello, Yang Sang!"

But her smile was so sweet that Yang Ye always felt it was a bit fake.

"Miss Shengzi, how did you find yourself in Los Angeles?"

Matsuda Seiko pursed her lips, and tears fell down. She wiped her tears with her hands and cried out: "If I don't come here again, there will be no way to survive!"

Damn it, Yang Ye is convinced, this girl is really good at riding horses!

Acting, right? I'm the best actor, so if you play, I'll play too!

Yang Ye quickly stepped forward, wiped away her tears with concern, and said, "Where do we start talking about this? Come on, let's sit down and talk!"

After sitting down, Yang Ye asked the staff to pour two glasses of water. Matsuda Seiko said thank you, took a sip of water, and suddenly showed an innocent and romantic look, saying:
"Yang Sang, three years ago, on the stage of the Red and White Song Festival, you sang "Sea of ​​Flowers" with Mingcai Jiang. It was the most beautiful performance that the Holy Son has ever seen in his life!"

Yang Ye said calmly: "Thank you!"

Matsuda Seiko's eyes flashed and he continued: "Unfortunately, that most dreamy night also became the beginning of my tragic fate!
Over the past two years, you have composed eleven songs for Akina-chan. Every song released has firmly occupied the Oricon charts, allowing Akina-chan to catch up from behind and suppress the Holy Son until it could not move.

There are fewer and fewer fans of the Holy Son, there are fewer and fewer announcements, and the office pays less and less attention to the Holy Son. Yang Sang, all this is thanks to you! "

As Matsuda Seiko spoke, he started crying, and his tears fell like broken pearls.

With such a cute face and crying so sadly, even a straight man would have to soften his fingers through steel.

Oh, no! What straight men can't stand is "weird"!
"Yang Sang, the entertainment industry is the most snobbish place in the world. The Holy Son's plight started because of Yang Sang. Can Yang Sang bear to see the Holy Son sink and be bullied?"

Yang Ye raised his eyes and asked, "So, Miss Shengzi, what do you want me to do?"

Hearing this, Seiko Matsuda wiped his tears and said with a serious face: "These son will tell you directly, whatever Akinajiang can give you, the son can give you. I only ask Yang Sang to generously help me, for the sake of the son." Give me some pointers.”

Yang Ye said with a half-smile: "Then, what can the Holy Son give me?"

The Holy Son of Matsuda said: "Yang Sang... you take whatever you ask for, and the Holy Son... obeys everything!"

……

We originally went to the bar with Madonna, but Seiko Matsuda suddenly showed up, and it ended up being three people going to the bar!

The three of them were half drunk, and Yang Ye hugged the big American slut with his left hand and the little Japanese slut with his right hand, and returned to the hotel.

As soon as she entered the room, Madonna couldn't wait to say: "Nick, let me see it!"

I was bragging about it when I was drinking. Matsuda Seiko also heard about it, and he also looked expectant at this moment!

……

The next morning, Yang Ye looked at the number one beauty in the United States sleeping on the left, and then at the number one beauty in Japan sleeping on the right, and felt a trace of sensuality all over his body.

He suddenly regretted it, sighed, and said, "Oh, I'm not clean anymore!"

Soon, Madonna woke up. She was radiant and said happily: "Nick, others say you are the best player in the world. I would like to make you the best hunk in the world!"

Matsuda Seiko also woke up and said in a boring baby voice: "Yang Sang, you really understand women so well, I'm so happy!"

Yang Ye felt a little tired and said: "Madonna, I won't see you off. I have to sleep for a while. Holy Son, if you are okay, just sleep with me and record songs in the afternoon!"

Nonsense, I drilled six different holes in one night, with different sizes and depths. Can I not be tired? (End of chapter)