Hong Kong Entertainment: The King of Kung Fu

The movie "Diary of a Real Man" has three main scenes, namely Joey's home, Beifei Restaurant and the hotel.

The hotel scene was a trap set up by the two wives after they exposed Yang Ye's conspiracy and tortured him half to death.

Yang Ye started shooting directly from the hotel, wanting the two beauties to let go and have fun.

He used this movie to make fun of himself, so he didn't care about his image at all.

Anyway, this is not an action movie, so it does not detract from his character as the God of War.

Maybe if he suddenly becomes so down-to-earth, he can gain some popularity due to his cute contrast.

Of course, it is certain that some fans will not be able to stand it, but there is nothing that can be done about it, the harem is more important.

After the lights and camera are set up, it’s time to start shooting.

Yang Ye said to Nakamori Mingcai and Wang Zuxian: "Mingcai, Xiaoxian, let me tell you something. In this movie, I play a philandering and mean scumbag, and you were all deceived by me.

So you have to take revenge on me and play with me as much as you can, so that the audience will feel relieved, understand?"

Akina Nakamori and Wang Zuxian had already read the script carefully, and they nodded with a smile when they heard it.

Yang Ye emphasized again: "Pay attention, you must have fun without any psychological burden, I can handle it, OK?"

"Know it!"

"Know it!"

Yang Ye clapped his hands and said in a mean way, "Let's get started, come on, baby!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Yang Ye's frivolous look caused everyone to burst into laughter.

“Oh no!” Wang Zuxian laughed the loudest. She covered her stomach and said, “Brother Ye, I can’t accept you being like this!”

Akina Nakamori leaned on Wang Zuxian's shoulder and panted, "I didn't expect...you are such an Onii-chan!"

Wu Jiali, who played the third female role, was a newcomer. She laughed heartily for a while, but then felt something was wrong, after all, she was not familiar with Yang Ye.

Wu Jiali tried hard to hold back her laughter and whispered to Li Zixiong beside her: "Brother Xiong, is Young Master Yang so funny?"

Li Zixiong has actually only been in the industry for a year, but he was nominated for the Best Newcomer at the Academy Awards this year, and he has made a name for himself in the circle.

Li Zixiong smiled and said, "Young Master Yang is a very nice person. He takes good care of the company's employees. You will know it later."

Yang Ye said with an embarrassed look on his face, "Hey, I told you to have fun, be serious!"

The two beauties rubbed their faces vigorously, trying to calm down, and said seriously: "We are fine!"

Director Chu Yuan was actually a little worried. He was afraid that the role of War God Yang Ye was too burdensome and the movie wouldn't be able to be filmed.

Unexpectedly, Yang Ye was so relaxed and didn't care about his image at all. He quickly shouted, "Attention, all departments, take your positions, and prepare to shoot!"

Yang Ye, Akina Nakamori, Wang Zuxian, Li Zixiong, and Wu Jiali sat down at the dining table and began their performance.

Wu Jiali said: "Aye, I think you are the happiest man in the world. A man can be with two women at the same time and get along so well with them."

Yang Ye smiled and said, “It’s hard to say. Some things are different if you look at the outside and the inside!”

Akina Nakamori patted Yang Ye's arm and said, "Jia Li, A Ye is actually a really good person!"

Wang Zuxian said with a smile: "This is called having the best of both worlds!"

Yang Ye quickly picked up the glass and drank.

Wang Zuxian continued: "Sometimes I pinch his right cheek..."

She pinched Yang Ye's right cheek with her little hand, and Yang Ye immediately cooperated by gushing out a stream of wine from the right corner of his mouth.

Akina Nakamori continued: "Sometimes I pinch his left cheek..."

She pinched Yang Ye's left cheek with her little hand, and Yang Ye immediately cooperated by gushing out a stream of wine from the left corner of his mouth.

In the original version, Zhou Runfa only used one side, but Yang Ye has strong muscle control, so he can use both sides, one on the left and one on the right, equally.

"Hahahahaha!"

This time the comedic effect was even stronger, and both Akina Nakamori and Wang Zuxian laughed at the same time.

Yang Ye said: "Be serious, be serious, we are filming!"

"Director, I'm sorry, can we start over?"

The two beauties apologized to Chu Yuan at the same time.

Chu Yuan was also amused by Yang Ye spraying water on both sides, and said with a smile: "Young Master Yang, I didn't expect you to have such a talent for comedy. I think my apprentice Feng Cuifan is not as good as you!"

Fung Sui-fan is a comedian in the Hong Kong film industry. His representative works include the "Five Lucky Stars" series and the "The Romantic Comedy" series.

Yang Ye said arrogantly, "Really? If this movie is a hit, I will try to combine Kung Fu and comedy and make a Kung Fu comedy movie!"

Chu Yuan was very interested and asked, "Like Chen Long?"

Yang Ye shook his head: "Not quite the same, more exaggerated, nonsensical."

Chu Yuan expressed his anticipation: "So there is another innovation? I really want to see it!"

Of course everyone applauded the boss's boasting, and the people present in front of and behind the scenes expressed their anticipation.

After some nonsense, the filming continued. Yang Ye was pinched on the left cheek by Wang Zuxian and on the right cheek by Nakamori Akina.

Biubiu! Two streams of drinks came out!
The two beauties pulled Yang Ye's cheeks from the left and right, deforming his face.

Akina Nakamori said with a smile: "But he is not angry at all."

Wang Zuxian also said with a smile: "The more he pinches, the happier he becomes!"

Wang Zuxian picked up a piece of steak and stuffed it into Yang Ye’s mouth: “Sometimes I feed him a piece of steak!”

Akina Nakamori picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into Yang Ye's mouth: "Sometimes I feed him a piece of chicken."

"He will definitely eat it all!" The two beauties kissed Yang Ye at the same time: "Right?"

Yang Ye quickly used both hands to stuff the steak and chicken nuggets into his mouth, and ate them all in one go. He said obediently, "I've eaten them all!"

Wang Zuxian said: "Sometimes I have a bad temper and I slap him!"

A slap came over Yang Ye's right cheek.

Akina Nakamori said, "I'll slap him too!"

A slap came over Yang Ye's left cheek.

The two beauties said in unison: "As a result, one slap turned into two slaps, don't you think so?"

Yang Ye nodded with a bitter face: "That's right!"

……

One scene was NGed more than a dozen times. Either the two beauties couldn't help laughing because Yang Ye looked so embarrassing, or they were too embarrassed to hit Yang Ye.

After struggling for most of the day, I finally finished the filming.

Yang Ye said with a sad face: "You guys did this on purpose, right? My face is swollen."

Akina Nakamori said, "No, I was very careful when I played."

Wang Zuxian said, "Didn't you ask us to have fun?"

Yang Ye chuckled, hugged the two beauties and said, "Okay, get ready for the next one!"

……

After filming the first scene, the actors completely let go and played crazier and crazier.

Joey asked Yang Ye to send Mingcai back first, but Mingcai took out the key and opened the door of a room in the hotel.

Yang Ye was confused: "Wife, why do you want to book a room in a hotel?"

Mingcai hugged Yang Ye and said, "Hubby, I need you so much!"

She hugged Yang Ye and twisted around on him. Damn it, this is really unbearable.

Yang Ye raised the flag with great honor.

But I don't know whether this guy is dedicated to his job or just feels good doing this, he just continues acting as if nothing happened.

Yang Ye ran to the bathroom to run the water. The doorbell rang and he ran out and asked, "Honey, who is it?"

Ming Cai said, "I called Joey and she said she was lonely, so I asked her to come to our place."

Yang Ye was so scared that his pants fell off. He quickly pulled up his pants, walked forward to hug Ming Cai and said, "Wife, I need you so much!"

Ming Cai kissed Yang Ye on the face and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, we have plenty of time tonight!"

As he said that, he let go of Yang Ye and went to open the door. Yang Ye quickly turned on the TV and pulled Ming Cai back: "Watch TV, watch TV, ATV will broadcast the second episode of Kill Bill tonight, it's very good!"

There was no other choice, Yang Ye said he had to take a shit, ran to the bathroom and called Zhixiong to come and help.

Zhixiong pretended to have a stomachache and climbed through the window of the next room to Yang Ye's room.

While crawling, he complained: "I don't even know what I owed you in my past life!"

Yang Ye said: "You hurt me in your last life, and I came to repay you in this life!"

This complaint is really a stroke of genius.

Since Yang Ye had filmed "A Better Tomorrow", it was destined that he would be the only one to film "Diary of a Real Man".

If the original version's actor Zhou Runfa had been asked to shoot the film, this line would have lost its meaning.

……

Zhixiong climbed over the window and said gloatingly: "Let me see how you can make up for it!"

Yang Ye said: "When Ming Cai comes in later, you will take the opportunity to escape."

"What should I do when I see Joey?"

"When you go out and see Joey, tell her that you have something to do and ask her to go back first. Then knock on the door three times as a signal, and then you leave!" Zhixiong was confused: "Is it that simple?"

"Can you handle it if it's a little more complicated?"

As Yang Ye spoke, he opened the door a crack and pointed his finger outside.

Joey and Akina were waiting outside. They exchanged glances and Akina went into the bathroom first.

Yang Ye tore off his shirt: "Wife, let's do it!"

As he said this, he hugged Akina in his arms and kissed her.

Zhixiong took the opportunity to slip away.

……

Damn, when Yang Ye was filming this drama, he kissed Prince Zuxian one moment and then Akina Nakamori the next. It was really fun.

……

Zhixiong went out but didn't see Joey. He was confused, but he didn't expect Jiali to knock on the door outside.

The guy was startled and hid under the bed, but he did not forget to knock on the door three times.
After Jiali came in, she said she wanted to change rooms and told Yang Ye that there was a bottle of sleeping pills in her room.

Yang Ye had no choice but to exchange keys with Jiali, then left with Mingcai in his arms, saying hello before leaving: "Go to bed early!"

Jiali said, "What do you mean by rest? ATV is broadcasting the second episode of Kill Bill tonight. I will definitely not go to bed so early. I want to see Yang Ye die with my own eyes!"

Yang Ye quickly said, "I've seen this. Bill was beaten to death by his wife with a Thunderbolt Palm!"

In the original film, Jiali said that "The Bund" would be broadcast tonight, and she wanted to see how Zhou Runfa died. Zhou Runfa said that Xu Wenqiang was shot to death.

Fortunately, when Yang Ye made guest appearances in movies, he was often hacked to death, stabbed to death, or beaten to death by women...

Therefore, this plot also allowed Yang Ye to replace it very appropriately.

This guy even deliberately said the Five Thunders Piercing the Heart Palm as the Heavenly Thunder Strike Palm. He really went all out to make fun of himself.

……

After Yang Ye and Ming Cai returned to the room, Yang Ye decided to use sleeping pills to knock Ming Cai unconscious, and then take the opportunity to find Zuer.

After struggling for a long time, Mingcai finally drank the wine, lay down on the ground, and fainted!

Yang Ye was just about to leave when Cheng Kui-an suddenly rushed in with a group of people.

Dasha: “That’s him!”

Yang Ye: "Brother, what's the matter?"

Dasha: "You are so brave, how dare you seduce my wife to get a room?"

Yang Ye: "You misunderstood, this is my wife."

Dasha: "She is your wife? Wake her up right now and ask her to call you husband!"

What's the point of shouting? He's already dizzy, how can you wake him up?
Dasha: "You are such a scumbag, not only did you seduce my wife, but you also seduced other women. Beat him up!"

A group of people pressed Yang Ye onto the sofa and beat him up. Ming Cai quickly got up and whispered to Dasha, "Be gentle!"

Dasha: “Got it!”

As they were fighting, a man suddenly ran in and said, "Boss, you got the wrong room. The bastard who seduced your wife is in the opposite room!"

"No way?" Dasha quickly saluted Yang Ye: "Sorry, wrong number, let's go!"

When Yang Ye got up, he had been beaten so hard that his eyes looked like pandas, his glasses were crooked, and his clothes were torn. He didn't care about these anymore and hurried to find Zuer.

……

Yang Ye ran to Joey's room and found that Joey had drunk a bottle of red wine and was "acting crazy while drunk"!
"Wife, what's wrong with you, wife?"

"who are you?"

"I am your husband!"

"You're not my wife, you're a panda!"

Yang Ye looked in the mirror and saw that he had really turned into a panda.

Yang Ye decided to use sleeping pills to make Joey's wife unconscious as well.

Joey said: "In the past, if you wanted me to drink, you had to make me laugh!"

"You may be drunk, but you are quite sober!"

"If you don't coax me, I won't drink!"

"I'll coax you, I'll try my best to ...!"

The scene changed, and Yang Ye was wearing a flower pot on his head, with a broken pot and a broken basin hanging on his waist. He was holding two knives and forks, beating gongs and drums, and singing "Fengyang Flower Drum".

"Speaking of Fengyang, Fengyang was originally a good place. But since the emergence of Emperor Zhu, there has been famine for nine out of ten years. Deer should be wandering about, Deer should be wandering about, Deer...wander, Deer...wander, Deer..."

As a result, Joey didn't laugh at all, and Yang Ye stuck two fried dough sticks on his head, pretending to be an IQ expert. After making a fool of himself, Joey finally laughed, drank a glass of wine, and fainted!

……

When he woke up, Yang Ye found himself surrounded by people on both sides, his left hand was holding Ming Cai who was wearing black stockings, and his right hand was holding Joey who was wearing white stockings!

Hugging his two wives on both sides, it was exciting but also really scary. In order to prevent his two wives from meeting each other after waking up, this guy went back and forth for a while.

After struggling for a long time, he was handcuffed by the two wives, and his hands and feet were cuffed and tied to the bed.

Yang Ye: "I see, so you two were pretending to be drunk!"

Joey: "We've been drunk for a year!"

Akina: "Now it's your turn to wake up!"

As the two beauties spoke, one of them took out a pair of large scissors and said, "Click! Click!"

"It can't be that serious, right? Both at once? Even the doctor can't pick it up!"

"Click! Click..."

"Hey, you guys are really here, hey, no, help me..."

Yang Ye's clothes were cut to shreds and an orange was stuffed in his mouth. How miserable it could be!

Joey snorted, "Pain is not exclusive to women!"

Akina shook her head and said, "It's not our duty to be sad!"

She picked up the lighter and started the fire sprinkler head on the ceiling. The water flowed down, making Yang Ye feel refreshed.

……

After filming all the scenes in the hotel, Yang Ye was really amused.

The two beauties also threw away their reserve and joined Yang Ye in having fun and making noises together, and the haze in their hearts was temporarily swept away.

The time spent with "Brother Ye" and "Onii-chan" is so happy!
……

The Hong Kong-style comedies of the “Golden Decade” were extremely ingeniously designed and packed with laughs, with almost every scene being choreographed with one climax after another.

Although there are some fusions and plagiarism, it is more of an organic combination and a form of creation.

This is something that cannot be compared to the comedy of Yang Ye's original time and space.

At that time and space, most comedies on the market relied on remakes.

The common practice is to find a relatively unpopular but good foreign movie from the 1970s or 1980s, bring it back, modify it, localize it, and then get it into theaters to make money.

For example, the movie "The Love Master" starring Xiao Yang is a remake of the 1980s American movie "The Girl in Red".

Oh, it didn’t say it was a remake, it was directly released as the original.

There is actually a second part of "The Love Master", which was a copy of an Argentine comedy, but because of Wu Xiubao's incident, the movie was cancelled.

Later, there were too many cases of plagiarism being passed off as original, which led to the purchase of copyrights and remakes of films like "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

Comedies by people like Ma Hua, Chen Sicheng, Jia Ling, etc. are almost all remakes, with very few original works.

The most amazing thing is that these remakes of movies, after being localized, often do not seem out of place and can even generate high box office. Why is this so?
Because China is a late-developing country, the social conditions in the 2010s are actually similar to those of developed countries in the 1980s, so... it can be completely transferred over.

Yang Ye has a deep understanding of this point, as he lived in Hong Kong, Japan and the United States in the 1980s.

I often feel as if I am still living in the original time and space.

Except for the less advanced technology, everything else is very similar.

In other words, everything that people of this era have experienced will be experienced by China in the future.

For example...Japanese women are boxing like crazy now, and Chinese women will also be boxing like crazy thirty years from now.

Thirty years later, the Chinese looked down on the Americans at that time, thinking that they only knew how to play ZZZQ all day long. Maybe in a few decades, the Chinese themselves will also play the same tricks!
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Speaking of comedies, the Hong Kong comedies of the golden decade were not only ingeniously plotted, but more importantly, the actors were extremely relaxed and had no superstar baggage.

As for comedy, if you can't let go, then the show will be unwatchable.

Although it was Yang Ye's first time to film a comedy, he was well prepared and didn't care about his dignity, just having fun.

His state of mind also infected the entire crew, and everyone worked very hard. In less than a month, the filming of "Diary of a Real Man" was announced to be completed.

Moreover, "Diary of a Real Man" was edited as it was being filmed, and by the time the film was finished, the editing was basically done.

It was mid-May by this time, and they had already set a release date before filming began.

That is the last day of May, Dragon Boat Festival, Sunday!
"There's only half a month left. Everyone should work overtime and finish editing, music and subtitles in a week!"

After Yang Ye gave the order, he said to Nakamori Akina, "Akina, don't go back to Tokyo for the time being. I want to invite you to film a movie."

Akina Nakamori has been having fun with Yang Ye lately, and is addicted to acting. She asked excitedly, "What play?"

Yang Ye said: "Hong Kong Love Story!" (End of this chapter)