Honghuang: Light the lanterns and bury the ancestor!

Chapter 62: The evil hand comes out, a bunch of bad guys
"Sunshine, since you became a disciple, you have been favored by me as a master.

The bath water is cold. Come on, heat it up. "

"I have three thousand disciples of Yuanjue Cave Heaven, but I am my teacher, and I will only favor you.

Well, stop, the water temperature is OK. "

"Your other brothers and sisters all advised me to have equal access to rain and dew, but I didn't pay any attention to them. I just pampered you, I just pampered you.

Come on, rub your back a little harder, um~ that’s it, Bashi..."

Ran Deng breathed a long sigh of relief.

If the teacher has something to do, the disciple will do his job.

In ancient times...people in the future will never deceive me.

"Teacher, I think you can also listen to this."

Riguang looked sad, but his hands did not stop:
"Also, there are only five people in our sect including you. How can we have three thousand disciples..."

"No?" Ran Deng seemed surprised.

"No."

Nikko replied honestly.

"Well, not really."

Ran Deng continued: "Riguang, this is what I like about you as a teacher: sincerity!

So next time the task of boiling water and taking a bath will be left to you. "

After saying that, Ran Deng Shi Shiran stood up, got dressed and left.

Riguang wanted to cry but had no tears. He waited until Ran Deng was far away before he dared to cry out in a low voice:

"Revenge! Naked revenge!"

"This teacher is too narrow-minded!"

"My life is miserable..."

……

Time flies, and before you know it, Ran Deng has been in Lingjiu Mountain for 12 years.

Since the Yuanhui period, he has sat and watched the turbulent events in the prehistoric times, watching the rolling clouds and rolling clouds, but he remained motionless in the Yuanjue Cave.

The tree wants to be still but the wind doesn't stop?

"But I'm not a tree~ Come on, come on, blow whatever you want, you see, I'm done at every turn."

"I'm just an ordinary, simple time traveler."

"Don't think about PUA, and don't involve me in it anymore. If you make me angry, I will pick up the coffin board and crush you to death!"

At the same time, a new understanding spread rapidly among the prehistoric ethnic groups.

"When a person dies, he needs to be buried. There are funeral rites for burial."

"The body is buried first, then the coffin is placed. A lamp is lit in front of the coffin, and the soul rests for seven days."

"The spiritual flag calls to the soul, the suona calls to the soul, the true spirit returns to heaven, and the body returns to earth."

"The one who supports me is heaven and earth! The one who needs retribution is also heaven and earth!"

As more and more living beings agree with the funeral ceremony, more and more luck is gathered, pushing the burning lanterns forward on the road to Daluo.

"It's a pity. Nowadays, spiritual energy is abundant, and the life span of living beings is too long."

"Even ordinary acquired creatures can easily live for 8000 years."

"Not to mention the innate beings. Once they enter the Golden Immortal, their bodies will be flawless. From then on, they will live as long as the heavens and attain eternal life!

No more worries about longevity..."

"Is this good? This is not good!"

Ran Deng asked and answered himself, filled with righteous indignation:
"If all creatures in the ancient world were so lazy, how could civilization develop and society progress?"

"Everyone is immortal, and a funeral is worse than nothing. When can I get enough resources to achieve Daluo?"

"Where is the law of heaven? Where is the morality?"

"so……"

A gust of wind came from nowhere, blowing the fairy clothes on Ran Deng's body, making a hunting sound:
"Three disasters and five disasters, and five declines of heaven and man, we must make arrangements for them all!"

"Who can understand the dignity of life without witnessing death?"

"If you don't go through hardships and become an immortal easily, who can embody the difficulty of seeking the truth?"

He stood up from the top of the mountain and looked to the west, as if he had crossed the boundless void and arrived at the immortal mountain:
"You are the one!"

"Sword refining? Who is a serious demon who can refining a sword?" "Aren't you allowed to become active and do things that harm others and not benefit yourself?"

Ran Deng took one step forward and jumped off the cliff.

"Well, it smells so good!"

After a while, he returned to Yuanjue Cave and called all four disciples in front of him.

"You guys stay in the cave, don't run around, I'll buy you two oranges."

Ran Deng ordered with a smile.

"Teacher, do you want to go out?"

Maitreya's eyes suddenly lit up.

After a Yuanhui's hard training, he is now a golden immortal, and he has transformed into a chubby little fat man. He is born with a beer belly and is very naive and very happy.

As for listening...

Alas, it’s okay not to mention this.

Perhaps Nuwa's hands were shaking at that time and she forgot to give him the ability to transform, so even though his Taoism reached the Golden Immortal level, he still could not transform into an innate Taoist body.

Listen carefully: The baby is feeling miserable, but no one listens to me! !
"As a teacher, I am very quiet and thoughtful, and I have a premonition that the world will undergo great changes, so I want to find friends to discuss the truth in order to find a solution."

What Ran Deng said was righteous and resounding.

No one who listens will believe that he is the mastermind behind this.

Suddenly, his expression changed and he glanced at Maitreya, who could no longer hide his joy:

"During the period when my master is away from the mountains, you must set an example as a senior brother!
If you let me know when you come back and you tear down your home again, be careful of your skin! "

Maitreya shuddered subconsciously, shook his head and said:
"Teacher, don't worry, I will definitely not pee in your pool again!"

Maitreya's heels are extremely high, and he is also the top among innate beings. This is a good thing, but it also has disadvantages.

The disadvantage is that his growth is extremely slow. After one Yuanhui has passed, he is equivalent to a child of seven or eight years old, and his mind is also like this.

At this age, it is the time to be naughty and mischievous. In addition, he is originally from the Sirius clan and has a lively and active nature, and he was successfully led astray by the "Hutch"...

Therefore, with the blessing of these buffs, his IQ usually swings back and forth between the age of two and four, and the things he does are even more unspeakable!
"Forget it, I don't think I can count on you."

Ran Deng sighed and looked at his little apprentice and the only female apprentice:

"Yueguang, watch your three senior brothers.

After my master leaves, you will be in charge of the house. If anyone dares to disobey you, my master will come back to take care of them! "

"is teacher!"

Yueguang nodded obediently, and in her cold eyes, there was a hint of cunning that she hid very well.

Seeing that there was still a normal disciple, Ran Deng also smiled with relief, turned into an escaping light and flew towards the west:

"Go as a teacher!"

"Congratulations to the teacher!"

The four little ones all paid their respects.

Soon, the light of the burning lantern disappeared into the sky.

"Great! The teacher is finally gone! I can finally rub my back without boiling water!"

Sunlight cheered and cried with joy.

"There is no need to rub your back, but you still need to boil water."

Moonlight had a faint voice and a bright smile, showing two small tiger teeth, like a cunning little fox:

"Go! Go to my palace and boil the true Taiyin water that the teacher gave me.

Otherwise, you understand~"

"Moonlight! You! You!"

Riguang's voice was trembling, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

Changed, she still changed!

“We can’t stay in Lingjiu Mountain any longer!”

On the other side, taking advantage of the sunlight to attract Moonlight's attention, Maitreya and Diting sneaked away.

"The teacher just said that we won't be allowed to demolish our home, but he didn't say that he won't be allowed to demolish Lingjiu Mountain, right?"

"I was listening! I didn't say anything! I definitely didn't say anything!"

"Jie Jie Jie!"

(End of this chapter)