You are a star, why do you have all the skills from the underworld?
Chapter 174 Swimming Shooting and Dashing
Swimming is a very challenging sport.
Let’s not talk about everyone’s swimming skills and level. Just wearing a swimsuit is a big test for everyone’s figure.
Just imagine, after changing into a swimsuit, you show up with a big belly. What will your fans think?
What would passersby think?
After putting on a bikini, your upper body appears unremarkable. What will your fans think?
If there is body anxiety in this world, then the entertainment industry must be the place where body anxiety is most prevalent. It's the same for men and women, and female artists are even more curly than male artists.
So after Yang Yiming finished talking about the swimming event, everyone did not raise their hands to sign up in droves.
Xu Yi broke the tranquility.
He raised his hand and was the first to speak:
"Director, let me sign up for swimming!"
"Whether it's fishing or paddling, I like it all. This project is definitely worth it."
As soon as Xu Yi finished reporting, he heard Li Xun follow suit: "Then I'll report one too! Count me in!"
Li Xun originally didn't plan to sign up for swimming, but when he saw Xu Yi signed up, he followed him by accident. Although the stars invited to this variety show are all newcomers, the potential and future achievements of artists are also different from artist to artist. Therefore, everyone must make choices when building their own network.
Obviously, Li Xun bet his money on Xu Yi.
Yang Yiming smiled and said:
"Do not worry."
"The staff will list all the events of our sports meeting in a while, and everyone will make their own choices based on their own strengths. Remember, you must choose at least three items!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a staff member rolled out a huge mobile truss.
The top row is marked with various sports.
Swimming, gymnastics, fencing, hurdles, 100-meter running, shooting, badminton, table tennis, etc., including track and field and ball games. However, I haven’t seen any group cooperation projects yet.
The contestants took out their name tags from the basket next to them and pasted their names under the event they wanted to sign up for, which would count as successful registration.
Li Xun squeezed to Xu Yi's side and said:
"Old Xu, besides paddling...I mean swimming. Besides swimming, what other sports do you do?"
"They're all so-so." Xu Yi kept his secret, "I'm usually a homebody. If I insist on applying for three events... I should apply for another 100 meters. This is simple. Anyway, just run hard and it can be finished in ten seconds. .”
Li Xun listened and felt that it made sense.
The 100-meter run is indeed simple, and it tests explosive power.
Compared with hurdles where it is easier to pull off the egg, there is basically no such problem in the 100-meter sprint. As for fencing and gymnastics, they are very technical. If you don't practice for a few years, you will never be able to compete.
After Xu Yi finished speaking, Li Xun nodded unconsciously and said:
"Then I'll sign up for 100 meters too."
Xu Yi glanced at Li Xun and reminded him very friendly: "Old Li, I advise you not to be like me, otherwise you will lose ugly."
He also saw Li Xun falling in love, so he reminded Li Xun.
Xu Yi's family knew his own affairs, and the projects he signed up for were definitely flash sale level existences. Anyone who competes with me on the same project has no chance of winning.
There is no doubt about losing.
When the time comes, the highlight moments will all be given to him, and Xu Yi feels a little unjustified.
Li Xun doesn’t see it that way:
"Not necessarily."
"I can't say anything about other events, but if you run this fast, you may not be able to outrun me."
Xu Yi: Haha.
You know nothing about me!
While the two were talking, Guo Dalin also came over, raised his eyebrows and said:
"Brothers, what are you talking about?"
"Which three projects are you going to apply for? I can avoid them."
"I'm not going to swim anyway. I have to take off my clothes... With my figure, I can't expose my belly to the camera!"
Guo Dalin is young. Although he is not an idol, he has some idol baggage.
He sees clearly.
After all, this is a program. Since it is a program, it should show its strengths and never expose its shortcomings.
Xu Yi saw this and smiled:
"I'll just swim, run the 100 meters and shoot!"
As soon as they finished speaking, Li Xun and Guo Dalin looked at Xu Yi strangely.
I can understand swimming and 100-meter running, but what is this shooting bar? There is also this kind of sport, are you sure it can be broadcast?
Xu Yi didn't react for a moment. Seeing the two people's eyes filled with confusion, he couldn't help but say:
"What? Is there a problem?"
"It's not a big problem." Li Xun was very calm, and then asked in a low voice, "It's just this shooting, what is it?"
Xu Yi frowned: "Shoot! Ah!"
At this moment, Li Xun and Guo Dalin suddenly realized.
Both of them unanimously placed the responsibility on Xu Yi: "Old Xu, this is your fault. Just shoot, don't say anything about shooting, it's too scary."
Xu Yi: "..."
Guo Dalin asked curiously:
"Teacher Xu..."
"You are like Lao Li, just call me Lao Xu." Xu Yi interrupted Guo Dalin.
Guo Dalin followed the good advice and continued:
"Okay, Lao Xu, I just want to ask, do you usually play with guns?"
"no!"
Xu Yi shook his head, "I just want to take advantage of this sports meeting to touch a gun. I don't usually have the opportunity to touch this thing. It's a rare occasion where I can shoot a gun in public. What a good thing."
"As for whether the shot is accurate or not, who cares about that!"
Hearing this, Guo Dalin's heart moved.
Good guy!
It turns out that everyone has the same idea. Except for professional athletes and firearms players, most people will not be exposed to this sport at all. In other words, even if everyone wants to compete, they are on the same level, so there is no big problem.
Thinking of this, Guo Dalin immediately said:
"Count me in."
"It's up to you to decide. Let's give it a try first."
Xu Yi always felt that problems would arise if he stayed with Guo Dalin and Li Xun for too long. These two kids were always stepping on the accelerator, ready to drive on the highway.
In this way, the three projects reported by Li Xun and Xu Yi are exactly the same.
In addition to shooting, Guo Dalin also signed up for badminton and table tennis.
The other stars on the field also quickly chose the projects they wanted to apply for. Twenty-two people, each of them only applied for three projects. As expected, everyone was very cautious.
Whether you can guarantee that you will not make a fool of yourself in any of the three projects depends on luck.
Who dares to report more?
The more projects there are, the greater the chance of something going wrong.
Xu Yi noticed that several female celebrities also signed up for swimming. I just don’t know, is this competition separate for men and women, or is it a mixed ratio?
In the 100-meter run, only male celebrities took part.
There are eight people in total.
Everyone is trying to save trouble, and even an amateur can run. It doesn’t require strong skills. Unless you are pursuing the highest level, you need professional training and skills. Ordinary people can often achieve good results by relying on explosive power and electric shots.
After everyone had finished choosing, Yang Yiming stood up again.
"Okay. Everyone has chosen the events they want to compete in."
"The specific schedule will be given to you shortly."
"We will conduct a training camp the day before the game to ensure that everyone can perform normally during the game."
"Today's task is..."
"Familiar with the venue! Familiar with the opponent! Activities on your own!"
There is usually no competition on the first day of recording.
The crowd dispersed.
Xu Yi quietly ran to the side and answered the phone.
It was the agent, Fat Orange, calling.
I came to the show recording site today, but Fat Orange didn't come. According to Xu Yi's wishes, Fat Orange went to see Director Wang of the National Museum today to discuss the cooperation with the museum's documentary consultant in detail.
This call was made by Fat Orange to report the situation.
"Xiao Yi, is it convenient for you to talk?"
"It's very convenient." Xu Yi said directly, "How is the matter with Director Wang handled?"
On the other end of the phone, Fat Orange immediately said:
"It went very smoothly, extremely smoothly."
"I have never dealt with any business that was smoother than this one. Although the money was not much, Director Wang was very happy and very polite to people. It only took us ten minutes to finish the matter."
"Just now, the contract has been signed."
"The documentary "If National Treasure Could Talk" is expected to start filming in one month. It will not have any impact on your current program schedule."
Xu Yi nodded and said:
"That's fine."
"I guess the program planning team at the main station may still look for me during the period. But it doesn't matter. At the sports meeting, everyone only signed up for three projects. As long as they don't record my projects, I should be able to do it. time."
Anyway, the National Sports Center is not far from the main station, so I can just take a taxi there.
The reason why Xu Yi agreed to this matter was definitely not to make money. Rather, they were interested in the meaning behind this documentary. It was initiated by the National Museum and produced by the main station. Xu Yi didn't believe it if there was no national meaning behind it.
Being able to have a name in the national team's film and television programs is a great qualification.
On the first day of warm-up, everyone except Xu Yi moved their hands and feet more or less. Only Xu Yi was sitting in the stands, wondering whether he should buy a house in the capital again...
His studio is in Shanghai, so he must have a place to live in Shanghai.
However, in the foreseeable future, a large part of the work will definitely be in the capital. If you stay in a hotel every day, it will always be a little inconvenient.
Buying a house in Beijing... is also a big and nerve-wracking event!
"Old Xu, why don't you go down and practice?" Guo Dalin sat next to Xu Yi with a sigh of relief and took a swig of water.
Xu Yi shook his head.
Then he said: "This kind of warm-up doesn't mean much to me."
Looking at Guo Dalin, Xu Yi's heart suddenly moved.
Guo Dalin grew up in Beijing. If you want to buy a house, then asking Guo Dalin is definitely the right thing to do. He immediately asked tentatively:
"Da Lin, where do you live now?"
"Chengxi!"
Guo Dalin said without hesitation, "Hey, I'm not afraid of your jokes. The house I live in now was bought by my father. When I get rich in the future, I must buy one myself!"
"It's only a matter of one or two years."
Xu Yi encouraged: "I also want to buy a house in the capital, but I don't know where to buy it!"
Guo Dalin sighed and said:
"It's hard to say one or two years."
"Crosstalk actors don't make money, and the tickets for the special show can't be sold out. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to come to the variety show, right? Eh... what did you just say, that you also want to buy a house in the capital?"
Xu Yi nodded: "Do you have any recommendations?"
"Of course there is!"
When Guo Dalin talked about this, he immediately became excited: "It must be within the first ring! It is an absolute central location. All nations come to visit this direction."
Xu Yi rolled his eyes at Guo Dalin:
"Can't you give me some reliable advice?"
Guo Dalin: "Well...if you really have this idea, I will ask someone to help you find it later. By the way, do you have any budget requirements?"
Xu Yi: "No."
Guo Dalin gave a thumbs up: "It's bright. It's better to make money by writing songs!"
Xu Yi: …
You kid must have some misunderstanding about the job of songwriting. You can only earn one or two million by composing a hit song. How much money can you make?
If my friend, a talented artist, hadn't been brave enough to travel abroad and achieve short-term financial freedom, how would he dare to mention buying a house?
……
The first day of recording was basically focused on outtakes.
Because the show was recorded, there was not much splash on the Internet before it was broadcast. At most, they are just fans of some artists who are spontaneously promoting the program and their own artists.
Xu Yi returned to the hotel and took a hot bath.
There are two unread messages in the text message.
One was sent by Chu Ningning:
[Xu Yi, how do you think about what I told you last time? The National Art Theater is currently recruiting people, who are considered to be full-time employees with established staff. Oh, by the way, Uncle Zheng told me that the promotional song you wrote for them has been approved and is officially adopted. It will probably not be long before you can hear it...]
There is another message from Zheng Yun, who is far away across the ocean:
[Brother Xu, you are fine. I haven’t been back for the Spring Festival this year. When will you come to the beautiful country? Let's discuss carefully the unfinished plans before! Waiting for your good news...]
This Lao Zheng really cares about you!
Xu Yi had already given a pass on robbing the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Unexpectedly, Zheng Yun still remembered it and always wanted to lure Xu Yi into trouble and make a fuss together.
Xu Yi didn't fully explain this matter.
That is to say, just in case the conditions are ripe one day, maybe I can really contribute to the country again.
As for what Chu Ningning said, let's leave it to chance.
At least Xu Yi didn't feel the need to join the establishment yet, and it was difficult to take this path. Once you go up there, it's not easy to change the route.
So, you must be careful.
Xu Yi was lying on the big bed in the hotel, thinking in his mind:
The full-time craftsman brother has not been online for a long time. I wonder if I can activate the system that hangs up from time to time and go online again to participate in this "Supernova Games" and enter the competition state?
He now has skills such as unlocking, disguise, stealing, butchering, observing people's emotions, mind-reading and lying, parkour master, language master, diving and paddling, perfect shot, speed running master, etc. From a certain dimension, he is already the best in human history. Genius!
"But this thing is just like the Soft Girl Coin, who would have too much?"
"Full-time craftsman brother, tomorrow... you must wake up tomorrow..." (End of Chapter)
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