You are a star, why do you have all the skills from the underworld?
Chapter 185 Super Shiatsu Plate and Super Saiyan
"Is it Lao Xu?!"
"No, he is cheating! There must be something on the soles of his feet, Director Yang! Director Yang! I request to check the soles of Lao Xu's feet!"
"This is not in line with human common sense!"
Li Xun immediately screamed.
He had just made wild claims, saying that he had never lost to anyone in the game, and it was absolutely impossible to lose to Xu Yi.
The words were still ringing in his ears, but he was slapped in the face by Xu Yi.
Yang Yiming was also surprised.
The game Super Acupressure Board does not test everyone's physical fitness, it is just a game. People with thick soles may suffer less.
But this was like stepping on flat ground, and he had never seen anyone react without any reaction.
At this moment, Xu Yi stopped when he heard these words.
"Check the soles of your feet?"
He looked at Li Xun with interest: "If you don't mind my smelly feet, you can come and check it yourself. Don't worry, a little game won't make me cheat."
"Besides, who the hell knew we were going to play this little game today before we came here?"
"Could it be that you still doubt Director Yang?"
"Director Yang leaked the question in advance and colluded with me?"
Xu Yi quickly dragged Yang Yiming into the water.
In this way, even if Yang Yiming doesn't want to check, he still has to check. Otherwise, if this rumor spreads and he, as the director, is secretly colluding with the contestants of the show, the show will probably be scolded by netizens.
Just listen to Yang Yiming say:
"Teacher Xu, would it be convenient for you to come back first?"
"Any player who has doubts about Teacher Xu's soles can come over and check. Lao Liu, you and Da Jinzi should also come over and check it out together."
Naturally, Yang Yiming will not leave the show personally, but the program team sent two staff members, Lao Liu and Da Jinzi, which is considered an attitude. Li Xun and Guo Dalin, a pair of living treasures, immediately came together to check whether it was fake or not, but came to let Xu Yi know if it was true.
Xu Yi walked back to the starting point.
The staff immediately brought a stool and sat down. Lao Liu and Da Jinzi were the first to step forward to check.
Well……
Just hold your breath first.
Regardless of whether Xu Yi had athlete's foot or not, there was always a strange feeling when looking at the soles of another man's feet. A few seconds later, Lao Liu stood up and said loudly:
"Teacher Xu's soles don't have any attachments."
At this time, Li Xun and Guo Dalin came closer.
Just listen to Li Xun whisper:
"Old Xu, don't be so imbecile!"
"This is just a game, not a project recording. If you run so fast, where are our faces? I know you want to show off in front of Meng Xiling, but you have to give your brothers a way to survive, right?"
"Slow down a little bit in a while, and bark twice if it's okay."
"By the way, this is also the time to test your acting talent. If you perform well, I will introduce you to the group for an audition when you get off the show!"
Xu Yi: "..."
Guo Dalin was puzzled:
"Old Xu, have you ever been ill? Why can't you feel the soles of your feet?"
"Can't you just hope that I'll be better?"
Xu Yi said helplessly: "I must be considered gifted!"
The three of them murmured for a while, and Xu Yi promised them that he would let off some steam in a while to try to make everyone's loss less ugly. After reaching an agreement, Li Xun said loudly:
"After our careful inspection, Lao Xu did not cheat."
"Director Yang, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you!"
Yang Yiming was angry and funny: "The game continues!"
This game is meant to increase the effect of the program. Even if the artists want to cheat, Yang Yiming will not allow it, let alone collude with an artist to cheat. How is this possible?
The game continues.
The others still moved forward with difficulty, Xu Yi started again, and within a few seconds, he reached the front again.
He retrieved the ball from the finish line, then turned around and saw that the others were only halfway there, so he simply asked: "Dear friends, should I wait for you first, or should I go first?"
Li Xun shouted:
"Lao Xu, just stand there and don't move. I'll buy a few oranges and come over."
Xu Yi raised his middle finger.
Then he lifted his legs and walked back. Of course he could release the water. But if Meng Xiling's performance is unsatisfactory, wouldn't it be equivalent to letting go? The game has just begun, at least this leading position must be guaranteed.
Ten seconds later, Xu Yi walked back to the starting point and threw the ball into the basket.
"It's your turn!"
"Isn't this acupressure plate painful?" Meng Xiling couldn't help but ask.
Because she didn't find any pain on Xu Yi's face, this could only mean one thing. The acupressure board might have been specially customized by the show crew, so it didn't hurt when you stepped on it.
Just looking at the other people, Meng Xiling felt that her idea was dangerous.
Sure enough, just listen to Xu Yi said:
"It should hurt, but I'm a man, so I have to endure the bleeding and sweating."
"The one who yells is just like Lao Li. It's so embarrassing."
Li Xun: Damn, I provoked you... Why did you cue me?
Meng Xiling stopped talking nonsense and took a step forward. Then an indescribable pain came from the sole of her foot, causing her to almost fall down without losing her balance. "Ah~~But you were on the same path just now. Why didn't anything happen to you?"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts~"
Xu Yi didn't pity her at all, but instead urged:
"Hurry up."
"Otherwise, by the time they react, our group's first-mover advantage will be gone!"
Meng Xiling rolled her eyes at Xu Yi bitterly, and thought to herself: This man doesn't know much about women, even a pimple can understand the charm of women better than him! No wonder, such an outstanding man is still single!
Meng Xiling gritted her teeth and said nothing.
She was also a strong person. Even though the soles of her feet were hurting, she still hummed and walked forward with difficulty. When she reached the end, the female artists in other groups had just started from the starting point.
The starting advantage was finally preserved.
The 3+2 relay ended, with Xu Yi and Meng Xiling leading the team. The other teams were still on their way to get the penultimate ball. Meng Xiling could no longer stand firmly and sat on the ground. It was not until this moment that she released her teeth.
"I didn't see it, but you were quite cruel to yourself."
Xu Yi sat next to Meng Xiling and sighed.
"Hey, can you speak?" Meng Xiling complained, "You just told me to hurry up, and now you say that I am cruel to myself. In your eyes, no matter what I do, nothing is wrong?"
Hearing this, Xu Yi quickly explained:
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding."
"When I say I'm tough on myself, that's a compliment."
"Definitely a compliment!"
The highest compliment among men is: count your advantages and disadvantages!
So what Xu Yi just said was indeed a compliment to Meng Xiling. It's a pity that Meng Xiling couldn't understand this meaning, and instead thought that Xu Yi was teasing herself. She glanced at Xu Yi resentfully:
"You will carry me on your back later..."
"It should be, it should be." Xu Yi was also a little embarrassed. He had just urged these sisters. After the broadcast, she wouldn't be scolded by her fans and become a hot search, right? Why don't you go back and ask Director Yang to pay attention and cut this sentence out?
Time passed forward, and a few minutes passed, and other groups also completed the relay race.
Then, both men and women sat miserably on the ground, unable to stand any longer. Yang Yiming announced the ranking.
There was no suspense about the ranking of the relay race. The team of Xu Yi and Meng Xiling won the first place with a very different time difference.
Next, it’s time to pick up the ball while carrying weight.
"Everyone, everyone."
"Take a five-minute break."
"Next, let me tell you the rules of the game when picking up the ball while carrying weight."
Yang Yiming's voice seemed to come from hell, which made these artists who were already in pain feel trembling. Just listen to Yang Yiming continue: "There are two people in the group. One person must carry or hold the other person from the starting point to the end point. After retrieving the ball, walk back to the starting point."
"That counts as one round."
"This link also has five rounds."
Nani?
Li Xun raised his hand and said directly without waiting for his name to be called: "This is impossible! Director Yang, do you think someone can complete this challenge? If it is a round trip, let's grit our teeth and get over it."
"But if you want to say five times, it's absolutely impossible!"
Yang Yiming looked at Li Xun with a half-smile, and then asked:
"Is it really impossible?"
As he spoke, he turned his attention to Xu Yi: "How about we ask Teacher Xu to take a sample first?"
Xu Yi was stunned: "Does proofing count as a result?"
I'm not a member of the program team, so why should I just show up when nothing happens? There is no charge for proofing?
Yang Yiming thought for a while and said:
"Regardless of grades, your group must be number one."
"Come on, Teacher Xu~"
Judging from Xu Yi's smooth and calm demeanor just now, carrying someone on his back shouldn't be a big problem. That's why Yang Yiming said that his team will definitely win the first place.
Xu Yi made a 'please' gesture and pulled Meng Xiling up.
Then he squatted down and let Meng Xiling get up.
A fresh and elegant fragrance immediately hit me from the back.
Ok?
Why is it so soft...
This was the first time Xu Yi had been in such close contact with a woman since he traveled to this world. Moreover, the other party is also a beautiful actress. It is impossible to say that she is not dissatisfied at all.
Xu Yi is not a saint.
However, his concentration was pretty good and he quickly regained his composure.
"You...why don't you leave?"
Meng Xiling saw that Xu Yi didn't move for several seconds, and breathed out into Xu Yi's ear.
Xu Yi tensed up and explained casually:
"There's still a countdown before the rocket launches! I'm carrying someone on my back, why don't I prepare?"
After saying that, Xu Yi rushed out directly, walking as fast as flying.
A round trip only took dozens of seconds.
There was no pause in the middle, and the speed was even faster than when he walked on the acupressure board by himself.
This operation made the other artists' eyes widen in disbelief.
Is this Nima still alive?
How could he? How did he do it?
Yang Yiming was very satisfied and immediately said: "Teacher Xu, that's it. Just demonstrate it once. Now, everyone should have no doubts, right? This link is actually very simple. Look at Teacher Xu, it only takes less than a minute to take a trip." After five balls, it only takes five minutes to survive."
"Wait a moment!"
Li Xun expressed his opinion again: "Director Yang, this is wrong. Lao Xu is a pervert, but that doesn't mean we are all perverts! We are all normal people. Who can be a normal person? Director Yang, can you?" "
Hearing this, Yang Yiming laughed at himself and said:
"I'm an old man and I definitely can't compete with you young people."
"but……"
"I don't think Teacher Xu is a pervert. If you say that to him, he may not agree."
"I promise." Xu Yi was still carrying Meng Xiling without putting it down. He turned around and fired at Li Xun, "I said, Lao Li, if your own kidneys are not good, how can you blame someone else's acupressure board?"
When Li Xun heard this, he immediately jumped up from the ground:
"Who are you talking about?"
"Whose kidneys are you talking about? Don't spread rumors, okay? Director Yang, please cut this section out. It must not be broadcast!"
Everyone laughed.
Meng Xiling lay on Xu Yi's back and didn't feel embarrassed at all. She just felt that this man was very stable.
Steady, steady.
All jokes aside, the game must go on.
At this time, people from other groups also noticed Xu Yi and were curious as to why Xu Yi was still carrying Meng Xiling. Li Xun clicked his tongue and sighed: "Old Xu, do you plan to carry it for the rest of your life?"
Meng Xiling was immediately shy and wanted to come down.
But I heard Xu Yi said:
"do not move."
"We finally found a suitable position. The running-in period has passed. Once the official competition begins, we will definitely be invincible. Don't listen to Lao Li's nonsense. What good words can he say with that mouth?"
The right posture…
These five words can't help but make people think.
Meng Xiling tilted her head and thought to herself: This is very embarrassing. If it is broadcast, there won't be any rumors, right?
There is no suspense in the process of picking up the ball while carrying weight.
Xu Yi closed the water gate directly this time without releasing any water. It took him three minutes to complete five trips and bring back all the last five balls at the end. The task was completed. The other teams are still on their way to transport the first ball, struggling to support themselves.
"It's too easy..."
"That's it?"
Xu Yi deliberately said it loudly, making the male artists in other groups hate him.
Damn you, Gou Lao Xu, you really don’t deserve to be a human being!
Meng Xiling had also come down at this time. She stood next to Xu Yi and said with some surprise: "I didn't realize that you look gentle and gentle, and you are a music composer, but you are so strong?"
Xu Yi was stronger than Meng Xiling could understand, much stronger.
But Xu Yi is very low-key:
"It's an exaggeration, it's just normal!"
Meng Xiling smiled and said: "If they hear what you said, they will definitely say that you are a pervert. By the way, Xu Yi, I heard that you have now set up your own studio. Is it true?"
There is no need to publicize the establishment of a studio. Naturally, there will be paparazzi to help promote it.
Xu Yi didn't deny it and nodded in recognition.
Meng Xiling asked with a smile:
"When the day comes when I can no longer survive, can I go work for you?"
"no problem!"
Xu Yi did not refuse anyone who came, but he changed the subject and said: "But the salary will be cut in half. My studio has just started and I have no money to pay wages. Let's tide over the difficulties together. When life gets better in the future, I will definitely give you a salary increase..."
Meng Xiling: "Huh, I haven't become a capital yet, but I have the bad habits of a capitalist..." (End of Chapter)
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