You are a star, why do you have all the skills from the underworld?
Chapter 4 is outrageous!He actually took the initiative to call the police!
Chapter 4 is outrageous!He actually took the initiative to call the police!
Dongjiang City, Futian District.
Xu Yi led Su Yiyi to walk openly on the street. When encountering a conspicuous camera, Xu Yi would deliberately stop for two seconds and smile.
This is provocation and interference.
The two people soon came to a community where the security guard was wandering outside, and entered in a flash.At this time, it was working time, and there were only some elderly people in the community, leading their grandchildren and granddaughters for a walk.
Su Yiyi was puzzled and asked in a low voice:
"Brother Xu, what are we doing here?"
Xu Yi: "Burglary."
Su Yiyi:? ? ?
Why don't you listen to what you're talking about, burglary!That's illegal. You are a star after all, even if you are on a show... wait, a show?
Yup!
The webcasts we are currently recording for "Full Time Acting" all have this name. It is really unjustifiable not to commit some crime.
"Okay! So what should we steal?"
Su Yiyi rubbed her little hands with an excited expression.
Seeing this, Xu Yi couldn't help but remind him: "Yiyi, please act normal. We are burglarizing a house, not a pervert."
"As for what to steal, just adapt to circumstances."
Turning from the unit building, Xu Yi deliberately did not enter the elevator, but took the stairs instead.After arriving on the second floor, he randomly found a house, knocked on the door, and deliberately shouted:
"Plumbing repair!"
"Is anyone home?"
For a long time, no one answered.
Only then did Xu Yi take out the thin wire he brought from the Baisuo House and gently inserted it into the keyhole of the door.Three seconds later, there was only a snap sound, and the copper-wood door opened automatically.
Xu Yi was about to step in when he was stopped by Su Yiyi.
"Brother Xu, if we go in like this, will we leave footprints?"
Xu Yi didn't take it seriously: "That's better."
After that, he turned around and entered the door.
This is an ordinary home. It can be seen from the decoration that the fabric sofa is a bit old and the 50-inch TV is very eye-catching. In the living room, apart from the TV, the only valuable thing is the vertical air conditioner.
Su Yiyi was in a daze for a moment:
These two valuable things are not easy to take away!
"Brother Xu, would you like to go into the room and take a look."
"Generally, things like safes are placed in the study or master bedroom. With your skills, it only takes a few seconds to open the safe."
Xu Yi didn't say anything, but deliberately started throwing things.
While throwing it, he said to Su Yiyi:
"Go and throw everything on the coffee table to the floor, and open all the drawers of the TV cabinet."
"Don't ask why."
The two of them moved very quickly, and in less than a minute, they made the originally tidy living room as messy and messy as if more than a dozen Erha had just had a meeting here.
After doing all this, Xu Yi turned around and entered the kitchen.
Then he took out a rice cooker and shouted to Xu Yiyi: "Let's go. Don't close the door. Remember the house number. When we get downstairs, you can borrow a phone from the security guard to call the police."
Su Yiyi swallowed:? ?
She didn't turn around for a while.
What kind of high-end operation is this?
Aren’t we playing fugitives? How can we still call the police?Isn't this a self-inflicted trap?
Moreover, why carry a rice cooker?
Su Yiyi has too many doubts.
But Xu Yi walked very quickly, and before she could ask her doubts, the two of them had already reached the security desk.
When the security guard saw Xu Yi holding a rice cooker, he subconsciously thought he was the owner.At this time, it was natural and natural for Su Yiyi to want to borrow a phone again.
After getting the phone, Su Yiyi was still a little confused:
"Brother Xu, what should I say if I call the police?"
"Tell the truth." Xu Yi squinted and said, "Just say that the door was pried open. The house is in such a mess that it must have been stolen. I haven't found anything missing so far, but a rice cooker is missing."
Su Yiyi: "Oh."
Following Xu Yi's instructions, she quickly called the police and reported her address.After returning the phone, Su Yiyi caught up with Xu Yi:
"Brother Xu, wouldn't this expose us?"
"It doesn't matter."
Xu Yi seemed very calm: "It will take ten minutes at the fastest for the police to dispatch. Moreover, the police dispatching this time should not be from the arrest team."
"To attract the attention of the arrest team, we have to break into something more."
Su Yiyi was shocked: "Are you coming again?"
The key point is that you don’t steal anything of value when you break into a house. This kind of behavior is not cost-effective!
This is called entering the treasure mountain and returning empty-handed.
Nothing was stolen, but his whereabouts were exposed.
Xu Yi's mysterious operation directly shocked the netizens who were watching the live broadcast of the show. It is already a taboo for military strategists to divide their troops. This stupid star player actually took the initiative to call the police?
This is not just an old birthday girl going out to buy pizza...that's wrong, going out to buy arsenic. Are you tired of living?
【family!Let’s just say, this wave of operations is too outrageous, right? 】
[What are you trying to do, lure a snake out of its hole? 】
[It shouldn’t be. There are still one hour and 10 minutes before the arrest team is dispatched. According to the rules of the program, even if there is a falling out outside during this period, the arrest team will not move. 】
[I think it may be a distraction. 】
[The first stop of the arrest team must be the Hundred Lock House. Then they will investigate and monitor, and then they will find out that Brother Xu stole the rice cooker, and then... I can't guess. 】
[There is something special about this star! 】
[Obviously you can make a living by picking locks, but why do you want to be a celebrity...]
Netizens had their imaginations running wild, but few could guess Xu Yi's operation.
The two men carried the stolen rice cooker and quickly sneaked into another community.
Xu Yi followed the same pattern, found a place where no one was home, and entered easily.
He put the rice cooker on the dining table of that family, and then he and Su Yiyi made a mess in the house before leaving empty-handed.
"Keep calling the police."
"But this time you have to change your voice."
"There is a chance that the police operator is the same person. We cannot make such a stupid mistake in the sound."
Su Yiyi was numb at this moment.
She finally understood why Xu Yi wanted to take her with him. It was her voice that mattered!
Su Yiyi took a deep breath, then turned into the voice of a middle-aged aunt and called the police:
"Comrade police! There is a burglar in my house!"
"The door was broken open. The house is in a mess now. I don't know what is missing. However, there is an extra rice cooker in the living room."
"Correct!"
"I'm pretty sure this isn't mine."
"The address is..., come quickly!"
After hanging up the phone, Su Yiyi smiled brightly at Xu Yi and said, "How is it? Is my professional level acceptable?"
“Very nice!”
Xu Yi was generous with his praise.
He glanced at the time on the phone screen in Su Yiyi's hand, made a rough calculation in his mind, and then said:
"We need to speed up."
"There is less than an hour before the arrest team is dispatched. Next, we will walk towards Entrepreneurship Avenue in Annan District, unlocking the door and reporting the crime along the way."
"In an hour, meet Yin Wenbo at the Internet cafe."
Su Yiyi nodded with little stars in her eyes:
"Well, I'll do whatever you say."
"I listen to you..."
The roles played by the escape team are fugitives, and all actions are for show purposes. Please do not take them seriously.
(End of this chapter)
Dongjiang City, Futian District.
Xu Yi led Su Yiyi to walk openly on the street. When encountering a conspicuous camera, Xu Yi would deliberately stop for two seconds and smile.
This is provocation and interference.
The two people soon came to a community where the security guard was wandering outside, and entered in a flash.At this time, it was working time, and there were only some elderly people in the community, leading their grandchildren and granddaughters for a walk.
Su Yiyi was puzzled and asked in a low voice:
"Brother Xu, what are we doing here?"
Xu Yi: "Burglary."
Su Yiyi:? ? ?
Why don't you listen to what you're talking about, burglary!That's illegal. You are a star after all, even if you are on a show... wait, a show?
Yup!
The webcasts we are currently recording for "Full Time Acting" all have this name. It is really unjustifiable not to commit some crime.
"Okay! So what should we steal?"
Su Yiyi rubbed her little hands with an excited expression.
Seeing this, Xu Yi couldn't help but remind him: "Yiyi, please act normal. We are burglarizing a house, not a pervert."
"As for what to steal, just adapt to circumstances."
Turning from the unit building, Xu Yi deliberately did not enter the elevator, but took the stairs instead.After arriving on the second floor, he randomly found a house, knocked on the door, and deliberately shouted:
"Plumbing repair!"
"Is anyone home?"
For a long time, no one answered.
Only then did Xu Yi take out the thin wire he brought from the Baisuo House and gently inserted it into the keyhole of the door.Three seconds later, there was only a snap sound, and the copper-wood door opened automatically.
Xu Yi was about to step in when he was stopped by Su Yiyi.
"Brother Xu, if we go in like this, will we leave footprints?"
Xu Yi didn't take it seriously: "That's better."
After that, he turned around and entered the door.
This is an ordinary home. It can be seen from the decoration that the fabric sofa is a bit old and the 50-inch TV is very eye-catching. In the living room, apart from the TV, the only valuable thing is the vertical air conditioner.
Su Yiyi was in a daze for a moment:
These two valuable things are not easy to take away!
"Brother Xu, would you like to go into the room and take a look."
"Generally, things like safes are placed in the study or master bedroom. With your skills, it only takes a few seconds to open the safe."
Xu Yi didn't say anything, but deliberately started throwing things.
While throwing it, he said to Su Yiyi:
"Go and throw everything on the coffee table to the floor, and open all the drawers of the TV cabinet."
"Don't ask why."
The two of them moved very quickly, and in less than a minute, they made the originally tidy living room as messy and messy as if more than a dozen Erha had just had a meeting here.
After doing all this, Xu Yi turned around and entered the kitchen.
Then he took out a rice cooker and shouted to Xu Yiyi: "Let's go. Don't close the door. Remember the house number. When we get downstairs, you can borrow a phone from the security guard to call the police."
Su Yiyi swallowed:? ?
She didn't turn around for a while.
What kind of high-end operation is this?
Aren’t we playing fugitives? How can we still call the police?Isn't this a self-inflicted trap?
Moreover, why carry a rice cooker?
Su Yiyi has too many doubts.
But Xu Yi walked very quickly, and before she could ask her doubts, the two of them had already reached the security desk.
When the security guard saw Xu Yi holding a rice cooker, he subconsciously thought he was the owner.At this time, it was natural and natural for Su Yiyi to want to borrow a phone again.
After getting the phone, Su Yiyi was still a little confused:
"Brother Xu, what should I say if I call the police?"
"Tell the truth." Xu Yi squinted and said, "Just say that the door was pried open. The house is in such a mess that it must have been stolen. I haven't found anything missing so far, but a rice cooker is missing."
Su Yiyi: "Oh."
Following Xu Yi's instructions, she quickly called the police and reported her address.After returning the phone, Su Yiyi caught up with Xu Yi:
"Brother Xu, wouldn't this expose us?"
"It doesn't matter."
Xu Yi seemed very calm: "It will take ten minutes at the fastest for the police to dispatch. Moreover, the police dispatching this time should not be from the arrest team."
"To attract the attention of the arrest team, we have to break into something more."
Su Yiyi was shocked: "Are you coming again?"
The key point is that you don’t steal anything of value when you break into a house. This kind of behavior is not cost-effective!
This is called entering the treasure mountain and returning empty-handed.
Nothing was stolen, but his whereabouts were exposed.
Xu Yi's mysterious operation directly shocked the netizens who were watching the live broadcast of the show. It is already a taboo for military strategists to divide their troops. This stupid star player actually took the initiative to call the police?
This is not just an old birthday girl going out to buy pizza...that's wrong, going out to buy arsenic. Are you tired of living?
【family!Let’s just say, this wave of operations is too outrageous, right? 】
[What are you trying to do, lure a snake out of its hole? 】
[It shouldn’t be. There are still one hour and 10 minutes before the arrest team is dispatched. According to the rules of the program, even if there is a falling out outside during this period, the arrest team will not move. 】
[I think it may be a distraction. 】
[The first stop of the arrest team must be the Hundred Lock House. Then they will investigate and monitor, and then they will find out that Brother Xu stole the rice cooker, and then... I can't guess. 】
[There is something special about this star! 】
[Obviously you can make a living by picking locks, but why do you want to be a celebrity...]
Netizens had their imaginations running wild, but few could guess Xu Yi's operation.
The two men carried the stolen rice cooker and quickly sneaked into another community.
Xu Yi followed the same pattern, found a place where no one was home, and entered easily.
He put the rice cooker on the dining table of that family, and then he and Su Yiyi made a mess in the house before leaving empty-handed.
"Keep calling the police."
"But this time you have to change your voice."
"There is a chance that the police operator is the same person. We cannot make such a stupid mistake in the sound."
Su Yiyi was numb at this moment.
She finally understood why Xu Yi wanted to take her with him. It was her voice that mattered!
Su Yiyi took a deep breath, then turned into the voice of a middle-aged aunt and called the police:
"Comrade police! There is a burglar in my house!"
"The door was broken open. The house is in a mess now. I don't know what is missing. However, there is an extra rice cooker in the living room."
"Correct!"
"I'm pretty sure this isn't mine."
"The address is..., come quickly!"
After hanging up the phone, Su Yiyi smiled brightly at Xu Yi and said, "How is it? Is my professional level acceptable?"
“Very nice!”
Xu Yi was generous with his praise.
He glanced at the time on the phone screen in Su Yiyi's hand, made a rough calculation in his mind, and then said:
"We need to speed up."
"There is less than an hour before the arrest team is dispatched. Next, we will walk towards Entrepreneurship Avenue in Annan District, unlocking the door and reporting the crime along the way."
"In an hour, meet Yin Wenbo at the Internet cafe."
Su Yiyi nodded with little stars in her eyes:
"Well, I'll do whatever you say."
"I listen to you..."
The roles played by the escape team are fugitives, and all actions are for show purposes. Please do not take them seriously.
(End of this chapter)
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