This witch calls me daddy

Chapter 136 I have a friend

Looking at the clean and tidy room, Lu Ye nodded with satisfaction.

I was going to praise Xiao Gelin who had been helping me, but when I looked back, there was no one there.

Um?Where did it go?
Lu Ye searched around the house, and finally saw the little girl in the bathroom, facing the toilet, with her hands clasped together, her eyes closed, and her face calm.

This……

What teachings do followers of Death have? Do they have to pray to the toilet?
"Uh...what are you...praying for?"

Only then did Ge Lin open his eyes and explain respectfully:
"No, Lord Holy Father, I found a wandering soul with a weak breath. It was just telling me about its past."

Lu Ye was shocked: "Wandering ghost? Where is it?"

"It's right here."

Lu Ye frowned and looked around, feeling nothing: "What... did it say?"

Ge Lin reported truthfully: "It said this was its home and was reluctant to leave, but when it saw that we cherished this place, it felt relieved to go."

Lu Ye's eyelids twitched wildly. He couldn't help but look at the bathroom, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood up.

Miss Bai!
Didn't you... buy a haunted house?
……

After confirming with Ge Lin again and again, and receiving the reply that the wandering spirit had dissipated, Lu Ye came to Bai Ling with a grim look on his face.

Seeing that the elder and the younger were tinkering with each other in front of the makeup mirror, Lu Ye knocked on the door, and both Bering and Bering turned to look at him.

So Lu Ye saw that Bai Sili's originally pure white face was painted with some bright lipstick as the finishing touch. It was not heavy, but it made her fair face lively.

What struck him the most was that Bering also placed a drop-shaped flower hazel on her forehead.

Just a little bit of red beads make Baisili look like a cardamom girl from the ancient times, full of vitality.

His big, smart eyes looked at him, as if asking:
do I look good?

Lu Ye looked at the big one and the small one and smiled.

I even forgot about the haunted house and all that.

good looking.

It doesn't matter. Even if it is a haunted house, the former disciple of Death should have cleaned it up. It doesn't matter if we don't talk about such things that are embarrassing to the scenery.

Besides, as for the pair in the Bering family, one is the resurrection of the dead and the other is the reincarnation of the devil. Isn't this more majestic than the door gods on the left and right?
Are you still afraid of any lonely ghosts?

"The house has been tidied up. Can you come out and take a look?"

The young and old Bering looked at each other, smiled and nodded.

When the four of them inspected the clean and bright living room together and looked around the room decorated by Lu Ye, Bai Sili was the first to speak: "Wow! It's so clean and beautiful! Lao Lu is so awesome!"

Lu Ye chuckled and reached out to touch Ge Lin's head: "Little Ge Lin also helped a lot."

"My sister is great too!" Bering said this, and gently scratched Golin's little face with his fingers.

Ge Lin also smiled and nodded very reservedly.

Bering and Bai Sili secretly glanced at each other.

The mother's right eye blinked rapidly, and the eldest daughter responded with a similar wink.

The small movements were silent and even Old Lu Gelin was unaware of them.

This is a little secret between two people.

Bering's mantra: Praise!
That's it!
……

As evening approached, Bering lay on the sofa, eating the grapes that Ge Lin had peeled. He tapped Lu Ye's waist with his bare feet and scratched: "My father, what are you going to have for dinner?"

The numbness in his waist caused goosebumps to ripple all over Lu Ye's body. He resisted the teasing and stuffed the newly purchased batteries into the remote control to ensure that the TV was ready for use. Then he controlled Bering's devil's feet and replied. Said: "I'm going to pick Anjie up from school."

If it were normal, he would have to do housework for his boss and endure her teasing, and the wild young man would have rebelled long ago.

But looking at the twins holding the remote control with their four hands, wanting to experience changing channels to watch a program, Lu Ye felt a little overwhelmed.

An ancient saying goes: Eaters have short mouths, and takers have short hands.

If I still rely on Bai Ling to raise these two children, then I can only be a hero and short of breath...

When he heard that he was going to pick up the baby from school, Bai Ling sat up in surprise: "Yes! Go to school! Our sisters also have to go to school."

When Lu Ye saw the look she cast, he knew what this girl was planning.

"Miss, don't rich people go to aristocratic private schools? You don't want to go to Jinxiu too, do you?"

Bering said confidently: "Of course, otherwise why would I live here!"

Lu Ye had a headache: "This is a public school. Don't you think it has a crude building and few teachers?"

"Then what can I do? The baby's father is here. Isn't this just to make it easier for you to pick her up?"

Lu Ye was speechless, come on, it seems that it will be his own business to pick up and drop off the twins from now on.

Seeing that he was in trouble, Bering teased him: "What's wrong, are you worried that Teacher Li will be unhappy?"

Lu Ye was speechless: "What does it have to do with Teacher Li?"

"So you're worried about her two sisters?"

After being asked this question, Lu Ye realized...it seemed that Thorns and Xiaolin were in the innate camp and opposed to the demon death twins!

However, judging from the last enlarged meeting, hostility was not obvious and the situation was controllable.

He told the truth: "It has nothing to do with them. I'm just worried about Anjie's objections."

Bering laughed out loud, his voice rising two tones:

"What's the matter? Do the legitimate daughters look down on concubines?"

Lu Ye: "..."

Where does this follow.

Baisli had sharp ears, put down the remote control and went to rub against Lu Ye: "Sister Anjie, are you angry about the last fight? It was my fault that time. Let me go and apologize to her..."

Lu Ye looked at Bai Sili. She no longer had the shrewdness and cunningness of the past. She was just like an ordinary little girl, well-behaved and lovely, with desire in her eyes.

"Then...it's not necessary. It's all over. Anjie is a sensible child...Oh, I'll go find someone to figure out a solution for school enrollment."

Seeing Lu Ye going to make a phone call, Bai Ling winked and gave the little succubus a thumbs up!

Showing weakness to the enemy, a good girl, this is how you learn it!

Baisli pursed her lips and chuckled, making a scissor hand gesture.

It’s all my mother who taught me well!
Only Bai Gelin had no idea what was happening behind him. He was watching the movie channel attentively, his eyes shining brightly!
Title: "Death is Coming"!
……

The good man Lu Ye had no idea that Bai Ling was giving a practical lesson to the girl. He was rummaging around with a phone, and finally landed on You Shaolong.If a child wants to go to school, he must register as a registered permanent resident.

To settle down, you must have police station and community certificates.

To prove it, you need a paternity test and proof of local residence.

He is really familiar with this procedure!

It was so familiar that Lu Ye was thinking, should he just open a witch reception office?Will we provide one-stop services for such certification, settlement, and enrollment in the future?

Paternity test membership card Platinum VIP, arrange it immediately!

However, familiarity is familiarity, and if you want it to be done smoothly, it is better to have someone familiar with you to help coordinate.

After all, the three members of Bering's family are exactly the same as himself, and they might be considered a case...

Taking Bering's age and subtracting the ages of the twins, is this an inappropriate criminal case?

Whoever can catch the child's father will have a great achievement!
Hey?and many more!

...The child’s father seems to be here?
Lu Ye looked up to the sky and sighed silently. How could the same thing happen again?
Hmm...I can't say it's exactly the same.

I was the victim last time.

This time he is a suspect.

Ugh……

After taking deep breaths to calm down, he dialed the phone: "Hello, Sir You, this is Lu Ye."

"Ahaha! Has the bonus come down? Are you going to treat me to dinner?"

After he said this, Lu Ye remembered.

The last time he rescued someone on the balcony, he said there was a bonus for being a good citizen, but it was never implemented and he even forgot about it.

"The bonus hasn't come out yet."

You Shaolong: "Didn't you come down?"

Lu Ye: "Not coming down."

You Shaolong: "What about the bonus?"

Lu Ye: "..., is there a possibility that I should be the one asking this question?"

You Shaolong was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Haha, yes, then I'll go ask it for you right now!"

He is quite warm-hearted.

But even if there is no bonus, you still have to treat yourself to this meal, after all, you need someone to help.

"Hey, hey, don't hang up in a hurry. I'm not looking for you for the bonus. I just want to treat you to a meal."

"Huh? Even if you don't have any bonus?"

"Yep."

I don't know if You Shaolong is sharp in mind or has experience being asked for help all the time. He immediately sensed the content in Lu Ye's tone, "You have something to do with me, right?"

"Well... yes."

"Don't 'just'! If it is, it is, if it isn't, it isn't."

"……,Yes."

You Shaolong was happy: "Then tell me what you want first, and I'll listen! I'll help you if you can, but if you can't help me, I won't be able to eat this meal." You Sir is quite principled.

Lu Ye took a deep breath and told the truth: "I have a friend who has two children. He has a black household registration and needs to register and go to school nearby... Oh, by the way, both children are biological! We can provide a paternity test!"

You Shaolong was silent on the other end of the phone. After a long time, he finally asked:
"You have a friend?"

"Oh, yes."

You Shaolong's tone increased and he asked again: "Do you have a friend?!"

Lu Ye understood.

Since when did "I have a friend" mean "it's me, but I don't want to tell you it's me"?

"Don't get me wrong... I really have a friend..."

The always cheerful and cheerful man couldn't help it anymore and roared on the other end of the phone:

"I believe you, you idiot!!"

"It's really not me..."

"Where did you get so many children?"

"It's really not my child..."

"It's not a girl again, is it?"

"..."

"You're not going to be seven or eight years old again and go to elementary school and join Teacher Li's class, right?"

"..."

"You won't be missing a father and a mother again, a single-parent family, right?"

"..."

"Lu Ye, you have to explain it to me clearly! You know what I do!"

Lu Ye sighed and communicated from another angle: "Teacher Li knows the mothers of these two children."

Just You Shaolong?
"Teacher Li also knows this situation."

Just You Shaolong.

Seeing that Li Qingya was so easy to do, Lu Ye took matters into his own hands! "Teacher Li is also here to treat you to dinner!"

You Shaolong remained silent.

Lu Ye thought for a while and then added: "Little Thorns will definitely come too!"

You Shaolong snorted: "Then I'll give you a chance to explain in person!"

Haha, it turns out that the little thorn is the best?

　Hello dear guests, the private room for 18 people you reserved at 00:8 tonight is ready. Welcome to visit us!If you need to park, you can get tickets at the reception desk. There are parking tickets, recommended tickets, and monthly passes...

　　
　
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