The saint I possess is full of garbage

Diana burped from wine and staggered towards her rented apartment carrying a plastic bag.

With her 'elf' bloodline, her 'magic resistance' is very high and she can easily dispel drunkenness, but she likes the feeling of this kind of information passing through her brain without leaving any traces. It is very subtle.

Brain is a good thing, but she doesn't bother to use it.

"The Crescent Moon Goddess is back?"

The reception room of the apartment was filled with smoke. A middle-aged woman in a red dress was lying by the window, with wisps of white mist floating from the cigarette held between her fingers.

When Diana heard this title, some memories emerged in her mind.

The goddess of the Crescent Magician University, the elf genius girl possesses the super wisdom from the ethnic group. She forcibly practices two 'spells' and her cognition collapses. The genius turns into a useless person.
  "Crescent Moon Goddess, I am no longer one."

Thinking of so much information at once, Diana decided to donate her brain. She opened her palms to the apartment management aunt, whom the tenants called 'Aunt Wang'.

Due to financial problems, Diana has quit smoking, but she smokes when someone gives her something and asks for it if it is not given to her.

"Well, I'm not doing this to stimulate your fighting spirit. You are too depressed. Even if your cognition collapses, your talent is still there after all. There is no magician in history who has cheered up again under such circumstances."

Although Aunt Wang said she was sorry, she seemed to be impatient and handed a cigarette to Diana's palm, with a strange satisfaction in her eyes.

Diana took out a lighter from her pocket and lit a cigarette, and gave Aunt Wang a faint glance. Even if she didn't want to use her brain, her wisdom would finish thinking before she refused to think.

"She likes to see the "advanced race" elves fall and become as ordinary as herself. She can even be smart enough to step on the yin and yang, thinking that others can't hear it, or they can hear it but can't do anything about it.

She likes this ridiculous sense of superiority. She never gets tired of me being depressed, and she is even willing to pay some price for it. "

Diana glanced at the Hua Zi between her fingers. This was probably a cigarette given by Aunt Wang when entertaining guests. She was usually reluctant to smoke.

She took another look at the cigarette box. The words "Smoking is harmful to the body" were very dazzling. This was basically Aunt Wang's purpose.

"If I become a genius again, she will be more uncomfortable than if she died, right?"

Diana couldn't help but recall those "magician friends" who gradually became distant and indifferent to her after she became a loser, and even stepped on her in turn.

When you are strong enough, you will find that the world is so friendly. This sentence can also be interpreted in reverse.

"By the way, Diana, my Wang Feixuan is also preparing to take the exam for the Crescent Magician University. What do you think?" Aunt Wang said with a beaming expression.

Diana gave her own advice: "Try it. If you don't try it, how will he know that he is a waste."

"You!" Aunt Wang was trembling with anger. When she came to her senses, she found that only Diana's back was left at the top of the stairs.

She stamped her feet and gritted her teeth: "It was before, and now is now. Do you still think you are the goddess of the crescent moon?"

Diana returned to her apartment, took off her blazer and leather shoes, and slumped down on a chair.

Because of Aunt Wang, the past still flashed through her mind from time to time.

The actual significance of practicing two "spells" with "skill realm" is very heavy. Once successful, it means that the magician will become extremely powerful.

For example, the saint's [Light Matter Transformation] is an ultra-rare magic seal in the Bible, but the magic seal with 'exactly the same effect' is only an 'entry level' in the 'Gluttony Cult''s 'Recipe'!
  Each 'spell' has its own advantages and disadvantages. It is difficult for magicians in "Bible" to obtain the magic seal of "instant recovery of magic power". It is also difficult for magicians in "Recipe" to obtain something like [Blessing of Courage]. 】Such a multi-person buff seal.

Every 'spell' has its own 'restrictions'. This is the iron law of the magician's world.

And once you successfully practice the two 'spells', you can avoid these 'restrictions' and become extremely powerful easily!

Like Diana, there are too many talented magicians who are 'smart'.

They don't know what they are saying. They think they are gifted and can become the first magician to practice two kinds of magic arts. This is just like in love, women always think that they are the last one for each other, and men always think that they are the last. The other person’s first.

And reality will give them the heaviest blow - cognitive collapse!
  If you are unlucky, you will directly become an idiot. If you are lucky, you will be like Diana. The source of your magic is chaotic, you completely lose the ability to control it, and you lose the qualification to continue practicing.

Unless she can straighten out the 'basic logic' of the completely chaotic magic source, this is too difficult, and few magicians in history have succeeded.

So after that day, Diana was ruined.

This is a world where ‘you may not succeed if you work hard, but it will be easy if you give up’.

In this era, people are starving, and there are many free entertainment activities. Due to Diana's contribution to the 'Crescent Magician University' in the past, she can even receive a 'living allowance' every month in her life, which is enough for She lives in the central area of ​​Noxus City, ensuring that she will encounter almost no danger.

"I seem to be getting lazy."

This idea disappeared as soon as it was born, because it feels good to mess it up for a while, and it always feels good to mess it up.

Diana took out a courier package from the plastic bag. After opening it, it was a prop that looked like a camera, which was a toy in that area.

The difference between 'props' and 'men' is that 'props' don't make random requests, but 'men' do.

After all, in Diana's current situation, she has nothing but good looks. In this society where strength is the most important thing, it is difficult to find a boyfriend who is completely dependent on her.

Diana is really too lazy to satisfy each other with others.

"The old stuff is broken, and I don't have any money on hand, so I can only buy cheap stuff. I read reviews saying that this brand is not very skin-friendly."

Diana thought as she turned on the computer.

‘Casting materials’ are still needed.

She opened the 100T hard drive, which contained a large number of folders, all classified into categories such as "Many People" and "Wonderful Drama Series".
  She opened the new video she downloaded yesterday - "The Untold Secret of the Sword God".

"The male protagonist of psychological fantasy can finally be replaced." Diana clicked her tongue twice.

The leading actor before this was always the 'Wanted Order' issued by the 'City Lord Hall' that she accidentally saw. The photo of her childhood sweetheart Li Xuan, the 'Sword Queen' who possesses the [Black Hole Closing Vein], really poked her in the back. heart.

As for earlier, she had not played in this field.

However, ever since the invincible ‘Sword God’ in the fantasy world appeared, short videos about him have been crazily produced.

Diana looked at the computer for a long time, but still felt uncomfortable.

"What kind of mask are you wearing? I don't like the so-called mystery." She wailed, but even if she thought about Li Xuan's face, she still didn't feel like she was immersed in him.

This is the God of Swords!

Li Xuan is very handsome, but I feel he is not worthy of the sword god's figure.
  Diana turned off the video with some lack of interest, slumped in her chair and lazily browsed the recent news.

Lots of big news.

"After half a year, the 'Rainbow Bridge' was finally built. Now, the 'Sword God' and the 'Saint Girl' can meet each other at any time!"

"Tsk tsk."

Diana was surprised. The 'Rainbow Bridge' was specially built by the 'Church of Light' for the 'Sword God' and 'Holy Maiden', a couple who rarely met each other. It was said that it cost a lot of money and was inlaid with a large number of magic seals. The effects were intertwined. Together, the 'Saint' and the 'Sword God' can teleport to the 'Rainbow Bridge' every seven days as long as they are in Noxes City.

They will enter the "Mysterious Palace" on the "Rainbow Bridge", and the palace will constantly change locations on the "Rainbow Bridge".

The 'Rainbow Bridge' is a huge 'knowledge array' with transparent effects. There is almost no chance of sniping the Sword God. The main reason is that the ‘Sword God’ just doesn’t want to show up, so the ‘Light Church’ had to spend huge sums of money to build this ‘Rainbow Bridge’.

Obviously, the 'Light Church' loves the 'Sword God' and hopes to establish a long-term relationship with him.

"It smells like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl." Diana said to herself.

This incident attracted the attention of the whole world, and everyone was shocked by the generosity of the "Light Church".

Apart from this, there are still 'big events' going on, and the entire city of Noxes is more lively than it has been in hundreds of years.

"The 'City Main Hall' suffered heavy losses, and many familiar faces in black seem to have perished!"

After all, Diana had been brilliant. Regardless of the intentions of some people, she still barely had a circle of 'high-level magicians'. From this, she learned that this was an amazing battle launched by the 'Light Church' against the 'City Lord Hall'. Although ordinary magicians The teacher doesn't know, but the 'Light Church' won a lot, and the 'City Lord Hall' suffered heavy losses.

But what is surprising is that the ‘City Main Hall’ can withstand the angry blows of the ‘Light Church’! Federer's status as Lord of the City has not been shaken!
  This is at least the level of a legendary magician. At Diana's level, she doesn't even know where it happened. Of course, there is no point in knowing it. After all, it is impossible to participate.

"The 'Jealousy Cult' has launched large-scale evil rituals several times in an attempt to give birth to a 'Jealousy Witch'!"

"The 'Rage Witch' appeared in this world and killed the young girl from the 'Laurent Family' who was known as 'another peerless swordswoman' in a fantasy world!"

"'Holy Sword University', 'Crescent University' and other magician universities in Noxes City, the four-year 'Glowing Star Competition' has begun! I don't know what the 'Paramount Swordswoman' Jiang Yueyue will show this time. powerful!"

"'The Cult of Pride.'"

Diana quickly lost interest. These things had nothing to do with a salty fish like her. Even if the sky fell, she would just roll over and wait for death.

"Why is there no 'Sloth Cult'? It is said that people in the Seven Sins Cult can profit from their sinful desires. I am so lazy, so don't waste it.

Is there any saying that staying at home and not moving can make your cultivation level skyrocket? ” she thought.

"The Sloth Cult is too lazy to form a cult" is a saying on the Internet, which is well-founded and convincing.

But there is another way of saying it. According to a study, "Magicians in Noxus City have a higher proportion of laziness than other cities." There is a "lazy factor" floating in the air, which will make magicians more likely to fall into failure. status.

Why there is no 'arrogance factor' or 'wrath factor' is because only the 'Sloth God' can spread this power. This is due to the particularity of the sinful desire of 'Sloth'.

"do not care!"

Boom!
  Diana shook her drunken head and fell on the bed in a daze.

She didn't know how much time had passed, but her cell phone rang and kept ringing.

She wailed, picked up the phone and looked at it, her sleepy eyes trembling slightly.

She is an elf, but she has never met her biological parents. Instead, an elderly human couple adopted her.

Just now, the two elders passed away together.

Diana lay on her back on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"My parents' lifespan is almost over. They love each other very much. It's a very good ending to sleep in each other's arms like this."

"In this case, I will have nothing to worry about from now on, and I will just be peaceful until my death."

She closed her eyes and felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation.

Suddenly, she opened her eyes again, turned on her phone, and saw many voices sent by her parents in the chat group "Love each other as a family".

"Are you going to continue like this?" The father's stern scolding came from the voice.

There were many speeches that Diana had never heard because they were all similar. Her parents had been trying to persuade her to cheer up again, but who knew the pain and helplessness she felt when she gave up in the past?
  Diana clicked on the voice messages. Until her death, her parents continued to encourage her. Suddenly, she felt that should she really try again?
  "There is a high probability that hard work is meaningless. My parents have passed away, and who should I prove to now?"

Quickly, this will swallowed up Diana.

Go short, go short.
  She has no worries anymore, just lie down quietly like this.
  She completely lost her fighting spirit.

But suddenly, she felt a violent vibration coming from the magic source that she had long been unable to control. A 'natural magic seal' was breaking free from the 'brain impurities', like an infinitely sharp sword, cutting open Dai Dai. The haze in Anna's heart!
  "This is..." Diana was shocked. This was another [talent] of hers, but most of it was covered by 'brain impurities'. She didn't have the money to do 'genius surgery', but at this moment she was actively radiating power!

But the 'disposition' quickly filled her head again. Although this [talent] was powerful, it was nothing more than that. But this time, Diana received some new information.

Although her experience is enough to make anyone depressed, what really makes her become like this is the ubiquitous 'lazy factor' in Noxus City!
  The saying ‘the laziness factor’ turns out to be true!
  Just now, she should have gotten rid of the 'lazy factor', but her [talent] counterattack attracted more 'lazy factors'!
  At this moment, a lot of information about the 'Sloth God' entered Diana's mind.

The 'Sloth Factor' will make it easier for magicians in Noxes City to fall into 'Sloth', and people with 'deep laziness' will bring 'power of faith' to the 'Sloth God'.

This is the same as the existence of other cults.

There are two types of 'deep laziness'.

One is 'continuous laziness', which can only provide 'faith power' to the 'Sloth God' unilaterally.

The other type is people like Diana who can break free from 'deep laziness'.

"But laziness is deep inside."

"I want to take shortcuts through two 'skills', but that's not a form of laziness."

Even if he can escape from 'deep laziness', as long as he is seduced again, the magician will still continue to fall into 'deep laziness'!
  But such people can eventually break free from 'laziness' for a short period of time.

The power of the 'Sloth God' is very special. Once such people are detected, the 'Sloth Factors' will gather and launch the 'Evil God Ritual', turning the magician into a 'real Sloth Cultist'!
  Only a 'true believer in sloth' can temporarily break away from 'sloth' and help the 'god of sloth' to do things for the sake of 'once and for all'.

After all, 'Sloth' is too special. Once the sinful desire breaks out, it will be completely destroyed. In addition to providing 'faith power' to the 'Sloth God', it cannot 'do anything'.

The ‘Sloth Cult’ has not yet been born, and this is the reason why.

And it was because of that [talent] that Diana was considered by the 'Sloth Factor' to be a 'real Sloth Cultist'.

‘True Sloth Cultists’ need to help the ‘Sloth God’ spread ‘sloth’. The most direct way is to make those who are entangled by the ‘sloth factor’ continue to ‘fail’ and ‘lose’ until they are completely depraved!

"The 'Sloth Factor' is extremely special and can unconditionally activate the 'Evil God Ritual' to help you obtain part of the power of the 'Sloth God'!" The Sloth Factor spread the message to Diana.

But the angry thoughts had overwhelmed Diana's reason, and she roared angrily: "So the death of my parents may be related to the Sloth Cult, right?"

The sword in her magic source became brighter and brighter, and Diana opened her blood-red eyes and roared in pain!
  she!Do not!sweet!Heart!
  But the useless, endless laziness factor swarmed in, completely submerging her consciousness!

"No"

"Beautiful lady, you look like you could use a little help."

Li Xuan saw through Diana's pupils what her parents called her on the phone screen nearby, and was suddenly startled by her in turn.

Diana? !

The daughter of Juggernaut Chris? ! (End of chapter)