Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 317 The Pioneers capture the Birdman and come out!
Chapter 317 The Pioneers capture the Birdman and come out!
Brother Society was so angry that he wanted to break the pickaxe with his knee, but this thing, as an experimental product of the rat tribe to imitate the craftsmanship of the dwarves, seemed to be a little harder than his leg bones, so in the next second...
"Ouch oh oh (Tom voice)... what kind of shovel are you doing!?"
He lay paralyzed in pain with his mouth and eyes closed, deflated again and again, and with all his face lost, he felt that he had no shame in staying in the game any longer.
"Brothers, this game really looks down on us. I'm going to quit. If you think it's okay...then keep playing."
"No, big brother, we can't live without you!"
After all, he was still a brother wearing a pair of trousers, and the others rushed over to stop him. They wanted to leave the eldest brother to suffer together, no matter what.
But just when they sang to me like a folk song, and shouted words like "I can't do it, brother, I absolutely can't do it!" and "Brother, I have made up my mind, don't stop me anymore." Suddenly there were new footsteps outside the cave.
A few of them quickly stopped playing around and stood in a row with their hands tied like elementary school students caught by the teacher playing around. However, they found that in addition to the short mole man with three hairs on his head, there were also another group of people who were tied up. Players brought in.
The leaders on both sides looked at each other, as if they were following their wives back to their parents' homes for the New Year for the first time. They took a bored stroll to the entrance of the village and wanted to light a cigarette, but accidentally saw each other's new husbands.
"Huh? Ah, haha..."
In troubled times, heavy codes must be used, especially in chaotic times like the beginning of the test.
Under Ji Ming's instruction, the underground city security personnel, composed of the Dog Guard, the Lizard Patrol, and the Rat Guard personally managed by Shu Zi, went around to attack those who did not want to play the game, but just wanted to get things done. If Nong Jing is looking for a thorn in his side, then arrest them all.
Moreover, every time one was arrested, they were paraded through the streets, allowing them to make a splash in public, and then escorted to the mines for labor reform, although they were given a quota, but were completely treated like prisoners of war.
As for the most important and cruel thing, the live broadcast function is banned, allowing them to taste the pain of not only losing several days of development time, but also being unable to convert the black and red heat into income at all!
In less than three and a half minutes, all the villains who had been holding their necks just now collapsed.
"Ah ah ah, my money! All my money has slipped away!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I know I was wrong, Your Majesty the Holy See, please let me out."
"I was so stupid, really, that I thought I wouldn't get caught playing word games..."
Therefore, after recruiting more than 200 voluntary workers in one breath, the restless dungeon finally returned to peace. Players even recalled the etiquette and morality in the real world, and began to line up outside each monster spawning room to enter, one by one. Purely like going back to my college days.
I don’t know if the players can stand up to the literal queue in the game, but the audience in the live broadcast room can’t stand it up.
[At two thirty in the middle of the night, I was lying in bed watching other people queue up in the game, and was I even so bored that I squatted on the ground and played tic-tac-toe with strangers? 】
[Speaking of which, I have never queued in line since I left college to get express delivery. It’s not that I don’t want to queue, but I’m afraid that a stranger will open his mouth and beat me to it.]
[Tsk, when you say that, you seem to be really nostalgic]
However, according to the "Public Beta Rules 1.0" decided in advance by Ji Ming and the little boss, the official mandatory arrest will only exist in the dungeon as a novice village, in order to provide a happy and safe paradise for novice players and farming players. At least don't be caught by an old player as soon as you open your eyes.
and so……
"Fuck, this Diaomao game has too much control. Isn't this a 3A-level VR game that is immersive enough? Why don't we let us play freely? We are not even allowed to take off our Kuchazi!"
"Don't worry, boss. I've read the rules carefully. The NPC patrols under official orders are limited to the inside of the dungeon. As long as we get out of here, the sky is high and the sea is wide... Huh?"
"If you are uncultured, stop dangling ink!"
Angrily, he hit his younger brother on the head, and Social Brother II waved his hand.
"Let's go, let's not go to the training camp, let's go out of the city!"
So these few fish that slipped through the net fled out of the dungeon in a swaggering manner, preparing to work with their own hands to get rich and reach the pinnacle of life in another world. The specific work content was probably to borrow something from a nearby tribe...
It's a pity that they obviously didn't understand the difference between "Double Moon Earning" and other MMORPG games. They greeted the owner of the house hastily like a primary school student who saw the teacher on the podium, and then rushed in and started rummaging through the boxes. , so cruel that he wanted to take away all the bacon hanging from the rafters.
So just when this group of eight-year-old and several-hundred-month-old children who could endure being thieves had made a lot of money and were happily preparing to go to the next house to make a fortune, their way was blocked by a tall figure.
"Hey, what are you doing!?"
It was the owner of the house who was controlled by such crazy behavior for more than a minute. The friends of Social Brother II did not speak, but were stunned for a moment.
...This isn't right. I've clearly put everything in my backpack. How could someone still find me?
Grandma, is there a game bug?
However, the real hardcore ruthless people never complain about the environment. Seeing that the old sneaky play style cannot adapt to the current version, they immediately returned to their old business and decided to use a little violence to protect their gains this time.
They are also professionals in this matter, and have their own set of usual ideas. First, let the fastest prisoner in the team grab the opponent's attention, and the rest will follow the prisoner to copy the guy shoulder to shoulder, taking advantage of the target. I didn't pay attention to go around the back, and then...
Hey, this time, they were so confused that they actually stole to Master Niu's house. Can they steal his things?
He could only be hammered into iron-hoofed tendon balls by this tauren big brother. Apart from being able to fly up and down with broken limbs and some hard blows, he really didn't even have the slightest room to resist, hum. After snorting, everyone was given urinals.
Several other groups of players who tried to steal or even rob other people's money through deceitful means soon encountered justice from the natives.
"Wait a minute, I'm a pioneer, please, please recall our friendship!?"
Looking at the lizardmen holding cleavers in their hands, the thief who was blocked in the corner let out a miserable scream.
However, not to mention that the game has entered public beta, even if it is a relatively mild internal beta due to the small number of people, the so-called "pioneers" have been just a general name for a long time and cannot be regarded as a real collective. Therefore, the beta guilds, who were afraid that the reputation they had managed to maintain would be ruined, had long ago produced a Holy Separatist, announcing a righteous separation from these troublesome pioneers in the name of the Tower Community.
"Although we theoretically come from the same place and should theoretically be on the same camp, there are no good guys and bad guys. It is inevitable that some villains will sneak in."
——How unfamiliar!
"But you can rest assured. If someone makes a mistake, as long as they are not from our guild, you can do whatever you want. You can kill them. Anyway, they can be resurrected, which will wake them up!"
"No, even people from our guild can do whatever you want under our watch. This is a rule and it is also our friendship! May the friendship of the Tower Community last forever and long live the unity!"
Tsk tsk, look at how enlightened the old pioneers are, and look at these new recruits, hey~
Therefore, when the aunts asked members of the guilds such as Gunblade, Starry Sky, and Justice if the thief was a member of the [Gunblade], Starry Sky, and Justice, all of them shook their heads, they all raised the knives in their hands in disgust.
The thief was completely frightened. He had long forgotten that Yugi could resurrect himself, and shamelessly retracted his confession on the spot.
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Ladies and gentlemen, I remember, I am from the [Gunblade] Guild. You believe me, you believe me!"
But the aunts were not fools, so someone immediately asked.
"Really, where is your token?"
"I was in a hurry and forgot to take it. Could you please give me more information?"
"...What do you think?"
However, although the unscrupulous players who tried to cause trouble in the underground plain were strangled by everyone, they were definitely not convinced while squatting in the urinal. They began to cry to their families in the live broadcast room that they had been persecuted by the game. The high degree of freedom of the game was completely It's a scam or something, trying to get a wave of gifts and popularity.
Who would have thought that the closed beta guild had already reached this point, and opened a [Peace Tower] live broadcast room in the name of the Tower Community, specifically to interview innocent NPCs who were harmed by bad players, and although the ID was not stated clearly, it would also let Specialized document experts write down the entire crime process clearly.
Therefore, bad players were suppressed before they could cause a storm of public opinion, and even their own comment area was compromised on the spot.
【unambiguous evidence! No excuses! 】
[I wonder why you all cry so fakely and speak so exaggeratedly? You are indeed acting! 】
[Gan, you are still being arrogant in the live broadcast room, you guys are really nothing, family members, report it and leave! 】
And players will soon discover that whether it is the official rules in the dungeon or the player rules in the underground plain, they are actually protecting the players. They are just the father's big ear scraper and the teacher's pointer and ruler. , although it is a bit violent, but the small tree will not run straight unless it is repaired. It should be used at critical moments, otherwise...
When those tough guys who have gone through countless hardships but are still determined to become famous in the game world come to Sunshine City, this alien Gotham is a complete eye-opener for them. The beatings from society It's extremely cruel. If the player's body hadn't disappeared when he died, there would have been a dozen Sunny Day Dolls on the eaves.
However, this is not the worst. After all, Sunshine City has been rectified by the players, which is more or less reasonable. Those who went to the surrounding small towns, or simply encountered bandits on the way, were robbed by bandits. of……
I won’t go into details. I can only say that "Double Moon Earning" as the bottom line of the game saved their lives. Otherwise, they would be patting someone on the head and talking about someone else’s wife. They would have to go to the toilet today or In the club, you can experience the extreme pain of human beings.
The three waves of beatings that gradually escalated from the inside to the outside also allowed some overly excited players to completely regain their composure and clearly realize that since "Two Moons' Earning" allows them to do whatever they want like reality, there will naturally be reality. Many shackles.
If I have to say it, it's just restarting a life in another world...
But this is not worth the disappointment. After all, "time travel and rebirth" is the beginning of countless novel protagonists. Now that I can have such treatment, doesn't it mean that everyone is like a dragon? liver!
While normal players and prisoner players were working hard to start their own public beta, which was full of confusion and curiosity on the first day, Ji Ming was also dealing with a group of his own prisoners.
The weird werewolf Chloe stood at the front arrogantly. On both sides were the outstanding prisoners of war representative Rock Dragon Subgod Reynolds and the golden-winged lich Rodriguez. On the left was the dragon and on the right was the lich. He looked quite impressive.
"The Pioneers captured the Shadow Feathers, come out!"
The feathered man, who had only a few hairs left, lowered his head and responded feebly.
"To!"
"The pioneers captured the strange spider queen, come out!"
The spider queen, who was still missing a piece of her body, was also sluggish and raised her front paw that was about to be broken off.
"To!"
In addition to the two war criminals who were handed over to Ji Ming, there were also many fanatic believers in the captive team who were not killed by the players, or the necromancers sent by the old sheep head for support, who were also killed by Crowe. Yi called them by name one by one.
As for why she emphasized that these people were pioneer prisoners...
Just like the players divided themselves into the closed beta group and the open beta group, this group of transformed prisoners of war also began to divide themselves into the messenger group and the player group. People like Chloe, Reynolds, Rodriguez, and General Zi were caught. Lords of the Time Envoy are all present, so surrendering and admitting defeat is not considered a coward. It is considered surrendering to someone's domineering spirit. There is no shame in losing to the big boss!
On the other hand, this group of shadow prisoners of war were actually captured by the pioneers who were ordered and controlled by the Lord Messenger.
What kind of stuff are these? Even my little brother can't beat me, and he's so embarrassed. Isn't it true that he is inherently inferior to us?
So there is a reason why Chloe, who is considered a novice at the lowest level and is holding back, can be so arrogant in front of these big guys——
Nonsense, I was the first one to be captured and corrected by the Lord Messenger himself. What is this called? Thunder, rain and dew are all your grace, this is a different kind of favor!
So when the roll call was over, Chloe, a master migrant worker who had completely completed her self-PUA, immediately ran up to Ji Ming and sat down in front of Ji Ming, wagging her tail fiercely.
"Reporting to the messenger, 246 people should be present, but actually 246 people are present. Everyone is here. The report is completed!"
Ji Ming tightened his lips.
"...Very good, actually I have already seen it."
(End of this chapter)
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