Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 345: Paid fishing is the most enjoyable
Because they were afraid that the distinguished guests at the back would feel left out and become anxious, causing unnecessary trouble, according to the arrangement of the banquet waiters, the three of them actually came in one after another, end to end.

So although the most basic welcome etiquette still exists, which gives the guests a little space to rest, but such a strong wine can be poured down in one go... How can it be so easy to slow down when the wine is strong?

I've had two large glasses of wine in a row, and now I'm looking at the third glass in front of me. No matter who I am, I'm really a little scared. And you can't just drink. We are all decent people, and you have to say a toast before drinking. This time it was even more stressful.

So when Ji Ming looked around, he saw a room full of distorted red-faced monsters. They were trying their best to control their numb and stinging mouth and tongue, and maintained a barely restrained expression.

You know, they said they were praising the God's Chosen for their bravery in fighting against the incarnation of the evil god, but you didn't know, they thought they were gathering people to chant sutras and rap for a new Kpop song.

Ji Ming:......

That's awesome, you Glow people still know how to play.

However, those who could be stumped by these three glasses of strong wine were mostly martial arts geniuses with lower levels who couldn't even make it onto the professional panel.

There are still some ruthless characters among the guests who drink hard liquor without frowning. After showing their empty glasses, they came over to talk to Ji Ming.

Considering that the opponent has surpassed the figure of a double-door refrigerator in Korean comics and can directly appear in Hong Kong comics as a super ruthless person, Ji Ming feels that he should be the contemporary Duke of Jueqiao.

Sure enough, in the next second, the macho man whose slap was bigger than his head stretched out his hand.

"Hello, Mr. Chosen God, I am the 18th Duke of Jueqiao. My name is Hetman. Thank you for the hard work of traveling all the way."

"Hello, Mr. Duke, my name is Ji Ming. May the Holy Light protect you."

Shaking hands with him, Ji Ming raised his head and suddenly felt like he was back in the kindergarten, getting close to the uncle who held the spoon, and wondering if he could eat a piece of pancake in advance.

However, the old man in front of him is obviously not as honest as the old man who can be coaxed by Ji Ming to open a small stove for him every day. As the manager of the largest industry in the southern part of the kingdom, Hetman is naturally a meticulous person under his seemingly rough appearance. What an old thief.

What a pity?
Ji Ming's skill points were all focused on this field. Coupled with the dual influence of charm and suggestion, Hertman chatted with him for a long time without knowing it. The length was already as long as the previous two VIPs combined.

This can be regarded as a very disrespectful behavior. If someone is using it as a shameful excuse, saying that as the Duke of the Kingdom, he is treated differently and openly looks down on the heroes and the descendants of the royal family...

Although the truth is that such speculation can't help me, but who wants this yellow mud to fall on them?

So Hertman could only resist the desire to continue talking and found an excuse to end the conversation.

"I heard that you are here tonight. There are a lot more guests here than I thought. Good things are good things, but as the master, I still have a lot of things to deal with. Please forgive me for not being here to accompany you anymore.”

"I understand, please help yourself."

And after finally enduring these three glasses of fatal spirits, the guests who had suffered so much also relaxed.

Seeing Hetman turning away at this moment, a few clever people immediately came up and tried to talk to this mysterious and incomprehensible God's Chosen Saint.

Although Ji Ming has done a lot in Sunshine City, less than three months have passed since he started operating the operation. The main location of the activities is south of Jueqiao Pass, which is extremely remote. A lot of news is really It's too lagging.

Therefore, after leaving the Black Forest Territory, his most complete deeds can only be circulated among a few sensitive high-level officials in the kingdom and the core managers within the church. For more people, his biggest impression is In other words, the biggest controversy is still the phrase "a divine choice from outside civilization."

The common people thought that the aristocratic master was dead. He only knew how to eat, drink and have fun all day long. He dragged a vase out of nowhere to be the mascot. If he dared to let the barbarian take the position today, he might be able to lure Shen Lin into the gate tomorrow.

The aristocrat felt that the church master was dead, and that a bunch of hypocrites were scheming all day long to seek high positions. As a result, they had been forced to rely on them for such a long time, but this "God's Chosen Saint", which can be called 24K pure gold, fell into the hands of outsiders. Here, they are all palace-level clowns.

The church master was more direct. After hearing that Ji Ming's charm was very high and that there were many and difficult ways to make money, they all privately speculated whether this boy was a cardinal's bastard who had wandered away from home, or whether he was in line with the traditional arts of the church. , there was a slight discrepancy with the elderly Pope on the ditch issue.

——In short, Ding Zhen, a foreigner, is identified as pure charming Ying Zuo.

Therefore, these celebrities were already mentally prepared to try their best to lick whatever this young man was, but they were surprised to find that Ji Ming not only dressed better than them, but also sounded more aristocratic than them.

"Wow, Lord Chosen is more elegant than I thought."

They continued chatting with the idea of ​​having fun digging for treasures, but they were surprised to find that the divine choice in front of them was simply a medicine for healing pain. Every word he said was just right, and every speech he made was refreshing.

Whether it is a veteran who is over fifty and has been in the social scene for many years, or a rich girl who has just entered the game and is trying to exchange her beauty for future capital.

Regardless of his purpose, experience, or train of thought, he unknowingly fell into the rhythm of God's choice and couldn't extricate himself. So in the blink of an eye, he was surrounded by a large group of guests, and they were vaguely centered on him. Communicate.

Of course, Ji Ming was able to do this not just because of his charm and speaking skills. If that were the case, he would not be able to fool so many old thieves who would not see the rabbit before the hawk. The main reason is that he inadvertently revealed some of his own competitiveness. ,for example……

"Oh my God, what is this black energy emanating from my body? This... yes! That's right! I remembered that when I took the caravan out for business, I offended an old wizard, who was also Since then, my body has become weaker and weaker. Is it because of the curse? "

Ji Ming put away the calming talisman that glowed with golden light again, and smiled slightly.

"correct."

"I thought you only made great achievements in medicine, but I didn't expect you to know so much about antiquities. Haha, it turned out to be a treasure from the Holy Tree Kingdom back then. I will have to thank my old brother very much later."

Ji Ming moved the transparent box that the little boss put in his field of vision and smiled slightly.

"Understood."

"Lord Chosen God, I've been feeling weak these days~ I'm still hot~ I'm very energetic~ I can't sleep~ Can you come to my room to treat me tonight~"

Ji Ming smiled slightly by moving to let the old man on the side separate from the overly enthusiastic lady.

"No."

At this point, the guests who were originally thinking about why they were so unlucky today and had to endure both physical and mental torture found that they could only speak a few words, and they were a little reluctant to leave.

If there was visual prestige in this world, then Ji Ming's current value should be rising at a straight line in the local area.

Many guests who didn't think highly of this divine choice before quickly thought of ways to squeeze into the circle and say a few auspicious words to him, making him look familiar.

"Haha, in fact, some of my caravans will go south to do business with more distant places, so I have heard of the name of Lord God Chosen before. When I saw him today, he was indeed a majestic and heroic young hero. Ah... I won’t bother you, I hope we can have a chance to talk again next time!”

The kind old man walked out of the circle with a smile, came to the corner in silence, and coughed lightly. A person immediately emerged from the shadows.

"Sir, please give me your orders." The old man looked fiercely and gritted his teeth.

"Check all our informants south of Jueqiao Pass and see what information they reported to me? Is the divine choice of the Shengguang family a barbarian? The power of the church here is extremely weak? I think they are not responsible for it at all. You’ve never been to Sunshine City!”

"As ordered!"

After receiving the order, the messenger immediately turned into a line of green smoke and disappeared. Only the faint scent of grass and trees remained in place, and it quickly disappeared again.

So after that, Ji Ming would feel that his merits had increased a little inexplicably from time to time, because he indirectly killed another bastard who deceived his superiors and deceived his subordinates, cheated money at both ends, and his other behaviors were even worse...

However, no matter how good he is at dancing and playing both sides, Ji Ming himself is the only one, and celebrities from all walks of life are so "fashionable" that they can't talk to each other at all. Feeling exhausted both physically and mentally, he can only slowly attract the crowd to the bathroom. Then he took the opportunity to urinate and escape.

But when he got into this ultra-clean toilet with a magic water supply system, he realized that he had left in such a hurry that he had even forgotten to put back the drink in his hand. He came in with a glass of light golden whiskey.

……

“Very fresh and delicious.”

After taking a brief sip to calm down his shock, Ji Ming recalled everyone's previous reactions and found that they were probably still indulged in the pleasant chatting atmosphere and did not notice his unnatural behavior, so he took another sip as a celebration.

Putting the drained wine glass into the storage ring, Ji Ming rubbed his stiff face in front of the mirror. Suddenly, he felt like when he was still a laborer, he would sneak into the toilet and take a paid shit every chance he got. .

Hey, the game is most enjoyable when played secretly, and catching fish is also the most enjoyable when playing secretly. Looking back now, I seem to still miss it a little bit...

So he was planning to take a short rest before reviving his energy to fight again. Suddenly he didn't want to go out. After all, he had been riding in a carriage for a whole day. He was too tired from high-intensity fighting, so he had better rest for a while.

So as soon as he thought about it, the world suddenly changed. Ji Ming hummed a cheerful ditty and decided to find a clean space to take a break and check his mobile phone.

But as soon as he opened the first stall, he found a person squatting in a strange posture on the toilet inside. In the next second, he lost his balance because his hands stretched forward for no reason and fell towards him.

"what!"

Ji Ming thought that he had refused too many times just now, and there were a few particularly greedy men who wanted to squat in the grass to gank him. He was so frightened that he quickly took them out of his arms, but when he took a closer look, he found that he was an acquaintance. .

"Eleanor, you...what are you doing in the men's room?"

Eleanor was shocked and jumped out.

"I...I locked the door."

"No, there was no resistance during the whole process."

"But I... pulled it open in advance, but I couldn't."

"From your point of view, this door should be pushed, and of course it cannot be opened by pulling."

"But I... I obviously held the door very seriously!"

Now Ji Ming began to doubt himself, and even turned to look at the mechanical structure of the partition door.

"As I said, this door needs to be pushed. What use are you?"

Eleanor was completely speechless at this time. After taking it off like a piece of rice cake and putting it up again, she stood blankly between the toilet and Ji Ming, motionless as if the network was offline, and the color turned gray.

Ji Ming looked around and found that the sound of the banquet was still far away and that the toilet was still extremely quiet, so he felt relieved and asked again.

"What? Are you annoyed by the party and want to hide and get through it?"

"Uh...ah! Yes!"

Eleanor regained her ability to think instantly and nodded fiercely.

"I am not inexperienced in such situations, but being surrounded by a large group of people chatting is too tiring! Moreover, I am motion sick, and my brain is already groggy. I feel that if I continue, I will definitely make mistakes... …”

"...Then you sneaked away under the guise of convenience, but because you were too dizzy and flustered to see the door sign clearly, you accidentally hid in the men's room?"

Eleanor exclaimed.

"Yes, yes! How did you know!"

Because I am too...

Ji Ming, who was glad that he had put away the cup, otherwise he would have been very embarrassed today, showed a real expression, Yun Danfeng shook his head and sighed.

"It's just a little causal reasoning, not that mysterious."

Eleanor did not speak when she heard this. Instead, she lowered her head and kicked the ground with her small leather boots. When she spoke again, she said something incomprehensible.

"Actually, I have been looking at you just now."

She suddenly raised her head and looked at Ji Ming, with a bit of sadness in her eyes.

"I originally wanted to help you as a social elder to prevent you from being too left out or too embarrassed, but I saw that it was clearly your first time attending a formal banquet in the kingdom style, and you were surrounded by strangers you met for the first time. People can chat happily, just like talking and laughing with old friends who have been friends for many years. "

……

"Ji Ming, can you tell me how you did it?"

"Ah this..."

Ji Ming once again showed his signature kind smile, but what he was thinking was, why on earth do you want me to teach you social etiquette lessons in the toilet?

(End of this chapter)