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Chapter 682: The worst atmosphere in the All-Star Game! Lin Tian's crazy output!
"Allen, how about I assign you a task?" Still on the bus, Lin Tian leaned on the backrest of the front seat and asked Iverson.
"I won't accept any mission, just like I won't accept the mission from those bastards asking me to isolate you." Iverson didn't even raise his head, just saying that he was willful.
"Then can you do me a favor, please?" Lin Tian rolled his eyes and had to change his words.
"That's fine." This time Iverson raised his head and waited for Lin Tian to speak.
Lin Tian muttered something and then said, "I hope you can do me a favor and treat those bastards in the west to some drinks!"
"That's it?"
"And treat them to a night of partying at the coolest place in New Orleans!"
"Gone?"
"I'll pay for it!"
"Fuck Lin, why are you cursing so dirty now!" When Iverson heard that Lin Tian was going to pay, he immediately stood up angrily and said, "Do I need that little money?"
"I'll do it for you." Iverson sat down again angrily and said, "Don't worry about the money. Your goal is to make them drink as much as possible, the harder they drink, the better, so that they can't even get up?"
"You are worthy of being my good buddy! You understand me!" Lin Tian laughed and patted Iverson on the shoulder and said, "Then everything depends on you!"
Lin Tian has to let Iverson do this job.
Otherwise, these people in the East now, no matter what their relationship with him is, they are either too honest to go out and sing at the top of their lungs, not even daring to pinch a little girl's hand, or they are not famous enough and are not qualified to invite people to drink and have fun, and are only qualified to serve tea and water on the side.
Looking at the entire Eastern Conference team, only Iverson has the qualifications and personality to do this.
Now that Iverson has agreed, everything will be easy!
Do you want to touch me, Mr. Lin?
See who is more sinister!
"Don't touch me." Iverson unexpectedly pushed Lin Tian's hand away with disdain, looked at him and said, "You and I are not on the same path."
"I am pure."
Lin Tian responded to Iverson with a middle finger.
The stars of the Western Conference team responded to Iverson with a thumbs-up.
"Alan! You are worthy of being the weathervane of Philadelphia nightclubs!"
"Alan, I heard you were able to find fun places in that stupid place called Minnesota?"
"Allen, after I finish the All-Star Game, I will go to Orlando for an away game. By then..."
"Allen, they always say Jason is popular and can find good places all over the United States. Many people also say Lin is the king of nightclubs, but if you ask me, you are the nightclub compass!"
……
There were waves of flattery and glass after glass of wine, and Iverson had instructed the people in the place before coming here...well, those poor girls whose parents had both passed away, whose husbands were addicted to gambling, whose sons were paralyzed, and whose brothers were mentally retarded, to drink more wine in different ways and of different types.
You have to pour beer, red wine, vintage wine, black wine, blue wine and all that stuff into your mouth!
Tonight, Iverson is going to make these guys drink to their heart's content!
……
On Sunday morning, the day of the All-Star Game, all the members of the Eastern Conference team came to the training ground, where they would conduct the last and only public training before the game.
There will be a large number of reporters watching and pouring into the training this time, and there will also be long interviews after the training, which is the legendary round table meeting.
This morning, except for Iverson, all the other players on the Eastern team were in a very relaxed and casual state. They were all chatting while shooting, playing with no intensity and not sweating at all.
Iverson is different. He is sitting on the sidelines like a dead dog, with a dull look and not moving at all.
This guy really devoted himself to the mission last night, tried his best, and almost lost his soul in the nightclub.
At this moment, he was still in a state of daze and hangover.
Iverson, who tried to force people to drink, was in such a bad state, let alone the other guys in the West who went there just to drink and have fun!
"I'll have someone send you some more wolfberries, angelica, liver protection tablets and the like." Lin Tian patted Iverson's shoulder distressedly. This guy is really nice! He really risks his life when something happens.
We must take good care of him!
But tonight, Iverson is afraid that he won't be able to play well. This guy has been drained. His best choice tonight is to sit on the bench all night to sober up.
Otherwise, judging from his appearance, he might not be able to find his soul again even after the All-Star Weekend is over.
Well, it's also worth mentioning that the day before yesterday, which was Friday night's All-Star Rookie Game, the sophomore team was in big form, beating up the rookie team and ultimately winning the game with the biggest score difference in the history of the Rookie Game.
155: 114!
The freshman team lost by 41 points, breaking the tournament record.
The MVP was won by David Lee from the sophomore team. This guy turned into a giant under the basket that night, making all 2 shots and scoring a big double-double of 14 points and 30 rebounds. He deserved the MVP.
And yesterday, in the individual event on Saturday, Gerald Green, nicknamed the 'Nine-Fingered Beggar', successfully won the championship with a stunning leaping dunk.
The 3-point contest champion was easily won by Kapono of the Heat. As for the skills contest, Wade, who had participated in the contest many times, successfully realized his dream this time and won the skills contest championship.
Finally, of course, it’s Sunday, which is the highlight and the most important game of the entire All-Star Weekend!
All-star game!
That night, New Orleans fans showed their long-lost enthusiasm. They forgot the invasion and pain of the hurricane and the desperate past.
They can devote themselves fully to this wonderful game, to appreciate, to release, and to find their own passion!
Accompanied by New Orleans' most distinctive jazz music and various pre-game programs, a total of 24 players from the East and West appeared one after another and began warming up.
That night, the relationship between the two sides was still visibly bad.
That night, there was little interaction between the players of both teams, nor did they greet or chat with players they were familiar with.
The joy that Iverson had brought them the night before seemed to have disappeared.
As for why this is the case?
The answer is also very simple.
This afternoon, when Lin Tian was interviewed at a roundtable conference, the reporter asked him a fairly routine question.
It's the kind of question that's so routine that even a reporter would ask a three-year-old if he caught him on the street.
"What do you think about tonight's game? Are you confident?"
It was such a simple, routine question, but Lin Tian gave a brilliant answer.
"I want to do something big tonight!"
Before the reporters could react, Lin Tian continued.
"In 1966 in Cincinnati, the Eastern Conference easily defeated the Western Conference with a score of 137:94 and won the All-Star Game that year."
"In the just concluded Rookie Challenge, the sophomore team also won the game with a record-breaking huge score difference."
"So tonight, we also want to break a record! We don't want to be outdone! My goal tonight is to break the 1966 record and make this 40-year-old record a thing of the past!"
Although the reporters wanted to ask how the results of the 1966 All-Star Game and the Rookie Game had anything to do with tonight's game, and how you, Mr. Lin, could put all three things together, what they wanted to know more was, why did you, Lin Tian, suddenly become so murderous?
In recent years, you have shown that you are too lazy to play in the All-Star Game and would rather slack off than play.
Why is there suddenly a murderous aura in the air again this year?
"Didn't I tell you that because the East beat the West by 1966 points in 43 and the sophomore team just beat the rookie team by 41 points, I want to break the record, too."
The reporters got it!
There is no need for a reason for this matter! They are narrow-minded! It's like if your boss wants to mess with you today, it doesn't matter whether you enter the company with your left foot first or stand on your head, I will mess with you today!
The same goes for Lin Tian.
The number one player in the league is going to mess with you Western Conference players tonight!
What's the reason?
I should hit you, and you should bear it!
Why so many whys?
Regarding Lin Tian's unreasonable and even illogical and domineering behavior, the reporters at the scene were of course so excited that they wished they could grow on Lin Tian's body, hoping that he could say a few more words!
"Lin, do you have anything special to say to the Western Conference players? Do you want to declare war on them or something?"
"There's no need to declare war. That's too high-profile. I've always been a low-key person." Lin Tian said with a smile, "Just give them a little tip! If you don't want to lose face, if you don't want to become a permanent joke in the history of the All-Star Game, then go downstairs and have a rest. Go home and sleep!"
"New Orleans is dangerous at night. I'm going to kill you!"
Even more arrogant!
Of course, the reporters were even more excited!
Just these few words from Lin Tian were enough for them to complete all the KPIs of this All-Star Game!
He is truly a living Bodhisattva in our media industry!
At this moment, all the reporters have no interest in interviewing the Eastern Conference All-Stars.
With just a few of you, what good can you come up with?
They couldn't wait to attend the Western Conference All-Star Roundtable Meeting to be held in two hours!
I've been looking forward to living here for a long time!
When the afternoon meeting started, reporters from all walks of life rushed to the stars they wanted to interview, and almost all of them said the same first sentence.
"Lin said he's going to beat you up 50 points tonight, what do you think?"
What do you think?
These people in the West are absolutely furious!
Our Avengers have disbanded, and you're still here to piss on my face, right?
Beat you! Beat you hard! Tonight, I will beat you to death!
Let’s have a real fight and see who is the grandson!
The stars from the West made bold statements one after another, saying that they were not afraid and that they wanted to have a good fight with Lin Tian to see who was the grandson.
Generally speaking, the All-Star Game should be a 55- split. This year was somewhat unexpected as several Eastern Conference strong players failed to be selected while the Western Conference had the home-court advantage, so people were actually more optimistic about the Western Conference.
The overall comparison is probably 3.5:6.5.
But when the reporters finished interviewing the Western Conference stars, they watched as they stood up and walked out of the meeting, their legs even trembling slightly...
What the hell, what happened?
Are they all suffering from a cold or diarrhea?
Why are you all so listless?
The reporters looked at each other and nodded.
Check! Check immediately to see what happened to these people in the West. Maybe we can dig up some super-explosive information at the Gold Club level!
Of course, before finding out, I must first expose the information I received today!
Lin Tian is going to create the biggest score difference in history!
The West wants to beat Lin Tian to death!
Just promote it like this!
There’s no way the ratings tonight won’t explode!
The above is the reason why the stars from both sides of the All-Star Game did not say a word before the game and were unhappy with each other.
You are about to beat someone to death, who can still give him a good face?
Lin Tian!
Of the 24 stars in the stadium, he was the only one with a smile on his face. He held two All-Star jerseys and a pen, and skipped over to the Western Conference team. He grabbed Kobe and said, "Come on, help me sign an autograph."
"I'm going to auction off two jerseys signed by the entire team on YouTube. I wonder how much they can sell for!"
Kobe picked up the pen as if possessed by a ghost and quickly signed his name. He was about to call Lin Tian shameless when Lin Tian turned around and walked to McGrady.
"Tracy, please sign an autograph!"
Shameless!
How can this person be so shameless!
Not only the stars in the West, but even the people in the East couldn't stand it anymore.
You are not the big brother. You are the one who made harsh words, you are the one who said you would beat the other person to death, and you are the one who went over to ask the other person to sign and give you souvenirs.
Brother, are you schizophrenic?
Obviously, Lin Tian is not schizophrenic.
He is just simply shameless.
Unfortunately, there is no such shameless person in the Western Conference. The only one in the entire league who can compete with Lin Tian in terms of integrity is probably the old rogue Kidd. But unfortunately, this guy played so badly this year that he didn't even make it to the All-Star Game!
As for the others? Even if they wanted to sign their names on Lin Tian's face and then wrap their clothes around his neck to strangle him to death, on the surface they were too embarrassed to refuse his request for an autograph.
This is what it means to be shameless. You can only accept the appointment and sign your name with a pinch of your nose.
After quickly signing with the Western team, Lin Tian even reminded them of his challenge: "Remember our agreement tonight! Our goal is to break the 43-point record! Let's work hard together!"
Let’s cheer together, uncle!
The stars of the Western Team rolled their eyes, then turned around quickly and never looked at Lin Tian again.
I can’t watch this anymore, or I’ll have a cerebral hemorrhage!
Then, after Lin Tian took the clothes and asked the East guys to sign them again, Lin Tian finally achieved the achievement of having all 24 people sign on it! He quickly put the clothes away, put them under the chair on the west side of the bench, and then walked back to the court.
The game is about to begin!
The substitutes of both sides quickly returned to the bench, while the ten starting players took to the court one after another.
At least on the surface, both sides seem to be aggressive.
Both sides looked like they were going to beat the other to death.
"Tonight's game is likely to be the most intense, fiercest and most competitive All-Star Game in NBA history!" Barkley analyzed before the game as usual: "Because in previous All-Stars, no one could arouse the anger of the entire opposing team by himself."
"What Lin said in the interview today will definitely make those guys in the West mad."
Kenny followed up, "But we should also thank Lin, right? Regardless of whether he succeeds in creating the biggest point difference in history, the result of his words is bound to be a real All-Star Game showdown!"
"This is much more interesting than a slam dunk show or a three-point shooting show! The most important thing about the All-Star Game is the competition! Everyone prefers to watch the stars compete against each other!"
"But I have to say, Lin is really arrogant!" Barkley shook his head and sighed, "I have never heard of anyone saying that he would beat the opponent to death in the All-Star Game."
"In this league, only Lin is so crazy and so charming."
As the two people analyzed and looked forward to the situation, the referee had already walked to the center of the court, looked at Yao Ming and O'Neal, then blew a whistle and threw the basketball into the air!
"Snap!" This time, Yao Ming relied on his height to easily defeat O'Neal, whose physical fitness had declined, and he successfully passed the ball to Lin Tian.
After Lin Tian got the ball, he was about to pass it to Carter who was running fast with a long throw. This was also his regular routine with Carter when he was on the Pacers.
In previous All-Star Games, neither team put much effort on the defensive end and just dealt with the situation.
But this time the Western team retreated much faster than in previous All-Star Games! As soon as Lin Tian raised the ball, the four players from the Western team except O'Neal had already returned to their defensive positions, focusing on being proactive!
That's how you play it, right?
Lin Tiandao was no longer in a hurry. After putting the ball down, he began to move forward slowly.
To be honest, if these guys from the West hadn't been hungover and weren't drunk by Iverson last night, if they had played with all their might against the East, the best chance they would have gotten would have been 55-40. Forget about winning by 4 points, even winning by points would have depended on their on-the-spot performance.
But now, Lin Tian knows better than anyone that the guys on the opposite side are just paper tigers. Apart from scaring people, their legs are weaker and their physical strength is weaker than each other.
They are all paper tigers!
Paper tiger, trying to pretend to be a real tiger to scare people?
court death!
After arriving at the frontcourt, Lin Tian waved his hand easily to signal everyone to move away from him, then faced Nash in front of him and turned around.
After not seeing each other for such a long time, I must spend some time with Nash!
Start with the back attack!
"Steve, are you ready? I'm about to start!" (End of this chapter)
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