NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

The popularity of MVP has completely overwhelmed the discussion of the best team of the year. Everyone is discussing MVP, but the best team?
Few people really care!
But no matter how no one cares, this regular season award, second only to MVP, still has to be mentioned!

This year's first team includes Lin Tian, ​​Kobe, James, Duncan and Yao Ming!
Among these five people, Lin Tian, ​​Duncan and Kobe are all veterans who have been selected for many years, while James is selected for the second time. He will definitely start his record of being selected for many consecutive years.

As for Yao Ming, although he can already be called a "veteran", this is the first time in his career that he has been selected into the All-NBA First Team!
For him, this is the best compliment!
As for the second team of the year, it is composed of Iverson, Nash, Garnett, Nowitzki and O'Neal.

The third team consists of Wade, Billups, McGrady, Brand and Ben Wallace.

It is worth mentioning that this year, Lin Tian does not have a teammate in the best lineup!

Apparently, both Stoudemire and Anthony were snubbed because of the brawl and were not selected.

At the same time, in the selection of awards such as Best Defensive Team, Best Sixth Man, Best Rookie, and Most Improved Player, the Knicks also gained nothing!

The two management awards, including Best Coach and Best General Manager, also have nothing to do with the Knicks.

Moreover, apart from Lin Tian, ​​none of them could enter the All-Star Game.

This year's Knicks can definitely be described as Lin Tian's sole core!
He held it up all by himself!

Of course, everyone knows that Anthony and Stoudemire both have the ability and qualifications to enter the All-Star team and the All-Star team.

But the fact that Lin Tian was able to lead the team to second place in the league and maintain the record even though these two players missed 20 games is enough to explain everything!

Lin Tian’s influence, strength and data are definitely the best in the league!

Then, comes the scene that everyone is looking forward to and is very anxious to see.

In Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, the Knicks faced the Nets at home.

Before the game started, the league temporarily built a podium. Xiao Hua, who had been promoted to special assistant to the president and served part-time as a temporary vice president, came to the scene to present the award to Lin Tian.

This award ceremony attracted more attention than before, even more than when Lin Tian received the unanimous MVP award!
As for the reason?

Everyone wanted to see if this guy who already spoke extremely crazily would go crazy again at the press conference after he had gone crazy several times at the press conference!

They all expected Lin Tian to say something shocking!

This time Lin Tian's speech was extremely brief.

But although it was short, every word excited his fans!
"I forgot how many times I've won the MVP, but what I want to say is, I don't care much about this, I have a lot!"

"So for those who don't want to vote for me, those who voted against their conscience, I want to tell you that it doesn't matter! I don't care, you can never vote for me, you can even unite and not vote for me at all!"

"Then, let's see whether it's me who lost the MVP or the MVP who lost me!"

"And congratulations to Tim, LeBron and Steve, you're my good guys, you all got votes."

"At least one of you will be lucky enough not to meet me in the playoffs this year, which means that lucky person will not be beaten by me."

"But of course, if you're scared, if you chicken out, then there's a chance that I won't meet anyone this year."

"In that case, you're lucky!"

"Finally, let me have a chat with Mr. Stern from a distance."

"If there is no standard for MVP and people can vote however they want, I suggest giving this power to the fans! Fans can vote for whoever they like. If they like Tang, they can even make Tang the MVP!"

"I'm sure he will be very happy and the fans will be very happy too!"

"At the very least, we play for the fans, not to please the media!"

After saying this, Lin Tian waved to the fans, shook the trophy twice, then turned and left.

Just a few words showed Lin Tian's unparalleled arrogance and confidence!
If directly nominating the three vote winners is considered a routine operation and an option that everyone can expect, then Lin Tian's outburst at all the media is really extremely tough.

That sentence, "It's not my loss, it's the MVP's loss," triggered crazy cheers and shouts from nearly 2 Knicks fans at the scene!
This is our favorite Lin! The most arrogant and craziest Lin!

Only such a crazy star can attract such crazy and loyal fans!

As for the last sentence about Stern, it made Silver's face change immediately.

Is there anything you can't tell me? Am I not qualified?

Lin Tian: Yes, you are not qualified!

The tone of Lin Tian’s speech just now was more or less a bit...how to put it?

Use a line to describe his performance just now.

That is: What I want to fuck apart is the sky!

In a one-minute speech, he criticized his opponents, reporters, and the league!
In addition to the fans, Lin Tian also criticized all the relevant people.

Needless to say, his remarks will not only make his fans like him more, but will also definitely make the front-page headlines tonight!

Overwhelmed the headlines about the Nets being eliminated!

Judging from Lin Tian’s condition and anger level tonight, whoever meets him will be unlucky!

Nets?
Their game tonight was a replica of the second game.

They were totally blown away!

And if in the second game of the series, the Nets were beaten by the entire Knicks team, then tonight, the Nets were beaten by Lin Tian alone.

这个晚上，林天打了37分钟，爆砍55分19篮板7助攻3抢断4盖帽！

Not only was he invincible on the offensive end, he also repeatedly rushed into the inside to compete for rebounds with Yao Ming and others!

That night, Lin Tian ranked first in the game in rebounding!

At the same time, the Knicks also took the advantage in rebounding for the first time!

Tonight, Lin Tian was like a wild beast that had just been injured, killing people in all directions and was extremely bloodthirsty!

I can only say that the Nets are so unlucky!
Given Lin Tian’s condition tonight, anyone who encounters him will be killed instantly!

89: 119!

In the end, the Nets lost by 30 points again! They were swept away by the Knicks with a score of 4:1!
The Knicks also advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals for the third consecutive year!
They continue to work hard on defending their title!

At the press conference after the game, reporters from all walks of life were sharpening their knives and were extremely excited!
They are waiting to attack Lin Tian!

Dare you get angry with us?

Come on! Duel!
The aggressive reporters waited for Lin Tian, ​​who was dressed in casual clothes, looking relaxed and even chewing gum.

Lin Tian leaned back in his chair with ease, scanning the entire room with half-closed eyes.

If this were a fantasy novel, Lin Tian now would be emitting an aura of kingship, with his entire body enveloped in golden light, frightening the people in the audience so much that they trembled in fear and dared not utter even a word!
But alas not.

So even though Lin Tian could keep everyone in the audience silent, several people couldn't help but step back a little and swallow their saliva.

But in the end, there was no golden light, airflow, lightning or anything like that surrounding Lin Tian.

Almost meaning.

But even though he didn't say a word, and even had a smile on his face, the reporters below, who had just been eager to challenge Lin Tian and demand an explanation, fell silent.

In the blink of an eye, they discovered how wrong they were.

It's not us who voted randomly, so why should we stand up for our psychopathic colleagues?
At the same time, they were also thinking about something quickly in their minds.

Do you really want to offend this guy?
Is it worth it to offend this guy just for a few crazy colleagues who voted randomly?
not worth it!

Almost everyone came to the same conclusion at the same time.

It's totally unnecessary!

Thankless.

But at this time, no one dared to speak first, because everyone didn't know whether they were thinking the same thing as the people around them.

What if I stand up and admit my defeat, will I be laughed at?
What if I am the only one who stands up and denounces the movement? Would I then become an idiot fighting alone?
Silence, total silence. After this silence lasted for about 2 minutes, a white-haired reporter finally stood up.

90% of the people at the scene knew him!

He is the editor-in-chief of a fairly influential local newspaper in New York.

His speech basically sets the tone for the rest of the press conference.

What would he say?
At this moment, everyone looked at this senior, waiting for him to lead the way for everyone.

"Lin, congratulations on winning the MVP and advancing to the Eastern Conference Finals! What do you think of this series that just ended?"

Taking the initiative to show weakness!
After hearing this question, everyone at the scene immediately understood what the senior was thinking.

Then everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s really great that we don’t have to face Lin Tian head-on when he’s firing at full power!
Even if they just exchange verbal attacks and don't actually fight, that would be great!
Now, let's see whether Lin Tian will hold on to it all the way or just let it go.

"I like it very much." Lin Tian said easily: "I like this series very much. My opponents are quite strong. Whether it is Yao or Vince, they both made me feel like I was young again."

"I like their game. I've said before that Yao is the best center today. This year's All-NBA selection also proves this point! He is the most worthy of the current best center!"

As Lin Tian praised Yao Ming again, everyone completely relaxed.

I can't fight anymore, I'm safe!
The atmosphere at the scene, which was tense and extremely serious just when Lin Tian came in, suddenly changed.

Once again, it became an ordinary press conference after an ordinary game. Everyone was having a great time, chatting, joking, and asking each other questions. The atmosphere was so harmonious!
Then, when the press officer on the scene said that the press conference would end with the last question, the elderly reporter who opened the conference first stood up again and the scene fell silent.

Everyone wants to hear what kind of question this warrior who opened the game will end with!

"Tell me what you think, Lin! What was your first reaction after you received the MVP award and learned the MVP voting results? Were you angry that you didn't get a unanimous MVP?"

This question is quite particular.

After a happy chat, the old reporter suddenly raised this question. What he meant was actually very simple: You can just say a few polite words, whether they are harsh, funny, or sentimental and heartfelt, it's all fine! In short, no matter what Lin Tian said, the matter was over!

Both sides have talked it out and no one should hold a grudge against each other anymore.

Very clever!

Of course, if Lin Tian continues to insist and makes a particularly harsh statement that goes beyond the bottom line, it would be equivalent to officially declaring war on the reporters.

At that time, war will be inevitable.

Simply put, the veteran reporter took the initiative to hand over a ladder that represented peace.

It depends on whether Lin Tianxia can get down.

"Not angry." After the old reporter finally got to the point with the last question, Lin Tian did not let him down. Just give him the ladder and get down.

They have surrendered voluntarily. It's not like they are mortal enemies. It's not like Jordan back then, who voted away the MVP that was already in his hands and was a sure win.

Jordan in 97 didn't fall out with the media. He just lost two votes. What's there to be angry about?
Well, of course, maybe it was because of the bet that Jordan and Lin Tian made in 97, so all the resentment was directed at Lin Tian, ​​and he was in no mood to get angry at the media.

It is also possible that he did not have the confidence to lose his temper.

What could he say?
"It's all because of you that I kissed the ass of a donkey and a pig?"

Could Jordan say this?

Could he just say out loud this kind of shitty thing that Jordan listed as a lifelong shame?
Don't even think about it! Impossible! This is most likely the real reason why there was no fuss that time!
However, now that we are talking about Jordan, Lin Tian is willing to go with the flow.

Then you have to share your thoughts and let everyone know what you are thinking.

"Michael taught me a lesson back then, that is, what belongs to you is definitely yours! If someone steals your things, what you should do is not complain, but take them back! And beat him up so that he never dares to steal from you again!"

"That's what Michael did! I still remember it. It was the 1997 playoffs. We seemed to have won 70 games for the second consecutive season. Almost everyone thought Michael would win the MVP trophy again."

"We even had a little joke about it, and it was broadcast live across America!"

"And then, everyone knows what happened that time. Michael didn't get the MVP trophy, and then he performed a performance art in front of the American fans."

"But that's not important! Not important at all. What's important is what Michael did afterwards? He didn't complain about the league and the reporters, nor did he complain that Karl stole his things. He just came to the finals and beat Karl so hard that he ran away in panic, and the Utah people were in great pain!"

"Well, it seems like I was the one who beat them and made them run away in fear. Michael was mainly responsible for killing them on the basketball level, and I was responsible for another level."

"That's what I want to say. I won't complain anymore. I will use basketball to explain everything. I will conquer everyone with my performance on the court. They didn't vote for me because I wasn't strong enough. They voted for others because they thought they were stronger."

"Then I will conquer everyone with my performance! Just like Michael did back then!"

What is a textbook step-down speech? What is a textbook speech that makes people feel comfortable and takes it to heart, ensuring that they will not vote randomly next year?

That’s it!

It doesn’t get more Eastern than this!

Lin Tian's speech even made the reporters at the scene applaud loudly!
I am convinced, everyone is convinced! Next year, I will vote for you again! Let you continue to be the MVP!

We can even help you check! Find out which bastards voted randomly and made our Lin so angry!

In short, this time, through these speeches, this article has been completely turned over!
Of course, it was only between Lin Tian and the reporters.

Elsewhere…

"Hahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Lin, that bastard! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter! Hahahahahaha!" In a house in Indiana, Bird had completely collapsed on his sofa due to laughing so hard. Apart from laughing non-stop, he was unable to do anything for the time being.

Lin is such a bad guy!
You said you wanted to play a game with the media, so you played a game. Why did you bring up Jordan? You brought up the most painful thing in his life, and reminded everyone about performance art, betting, and national broadcast.

That’s too bad!

The memories that had been buried deep in the brain once again reappeared before everyone's eyes.

Thanks to the rapid development of the times and YouTube, almost in an instant, the entire sports section of YouTube was occupied by Jordan's two wonderful moments.

Donkey's ass, pig's ass, and Jordan's ass!
The video of that nationwide live broadcast was posted online by countless people. God only knows how many people recorded the video that day.

In short, Jordan is popular again!
In addition to Bird, who laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, Jordan's old friends, Barkley, Magic, Ewing, Pippen, etc., one after another, couldn't wait to call Jordan.

They need to comfort their good friend.

Unfortunately, except for Barkley, who was the first to make a call, all the others’ calls were unreachable.

And including Barkley, he didn't say a word.

Because Jordan knew what was going on.

So he quickly hung up the phone. He didn't want to waste time talking to these bastards!

I'm so angry!
The angry Jordan smashed the computer screen in front of him to the ground!
Before he was smashed down, the computer screen was playing scenes of him having close contact with animals.

Exploded.

Jordan was so angry that he kept gasping for breath and took deep breaths to calm himself down.

But he can't.

Bastard! Son of a bitch!

Sooner or later I will kill you, you bastard!
Jordan was so angry that he was shaking all over.

After all, no one in this world can tolerate the most embarrassing thing in their life being brought up again in this way.

In particular, Jordan was 100% sure that Lin Tian did it on purpose!

This bastard, why doesn't he just die?
Just when Jordan was about to explode with anger, his son Marcus walked in. Seeing the poor computer lying on the floor, Marcus shuddered, and his survival instinct made him turn around and leave.

"Stop right there! What are you doing here? Explain yourself to me!"

Furious Jordan found a way to vent his anger. (End of this chapter)