NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

At the post-match press conference, facing a large number of Boston reporters who were waiting with anticipation and smirks to laugh at Lin Tian and who had prepared a large number of sharp questions to ask him, Lin Tian was invincible!
"Do you still think you deserve unanimous MVP votes?"

"You lost to us three times in the regular season and one game in the playoffs. You have lost four games in a row to the Celtics. Do you think the Celtics are the most formidable opponent in your career?"

"Do you feel like you're being targeted? Do you think you can still lead the team to a comeback?"

"Do you think that Duncan's failure to win even one MVP award in his career is a loss for the MVP award?"

"Does Tim deserve the MVP for his performance tonight?"

The reporter was unable to ask the above questions!
Lin Tian didn't give them a chance!

Because of the reporters' plans, what can I say?

Their plan was to proceed step by step, and they started by asking the simplest question that they ask after every game.

"You lost this game. Where do you think your problem lies?"

This is the only question that reporters would ask the players of the losing team in 99% of the post-match press conferences, and Lin Tian answered it brilliantly!

The reporters wanted to test it out with a straight punch.

Then Lin Tian raised his hands high and contacted King Kai, asking King Kai to contact all living beings on the earth.

"Five billion people on Earth! I need your energy! I need your support to save the universe! Look at my spirit bomb!"

It's a situation like this: a basic attack is exchanged for a super skill.

"We lost for two reasons. We played terribly and the Celtics played terribly."

After starting with some nonsense as a prelude to the skill, Lin Tian started!

He did not give the reporters a chance to continue asking questions or to tell them to stop talking nonsense, but continued to make his moves.

"The Celtics are one of the scariest teams I've ever seen. Tim is definitely an MVP-level player. The reason he didn't win the MVP is really because of his luck rather than his ability. He is definitely the most underrated superstar in the league."

"Many people think that Tim is weak because he doesn't play well, but this is wrong! It's like fried rice. Oh, you don't eat fried rice. It's like boiled chicken breast is the most difficult dish to make. The simpler it is, the more difficult it is!"

"His statistics are mediocre. He will almost never be the protagonist of the top ten shots. People who don't understand basketball even think that he can't play basketball at all, and they think this guy is just hitting it randomly. But I can only say that Tim is a basketball blindness detector!"

"Only those who think Tim is good can be said to understand basketball! As for those who think he is mediocre, let me put it this way: they don't understand what basketball is at all!"

"In my mind, the best power forward in history is Tim! I'm not afraid of offending people, whether it's Charles or Carl, they can just come to me! Anyway, in my mind, the best power forward is Tim!"

"And Dwight, I have to say two things for him. It's a crime that he didn't make the All-Stars this year! Why didn't he make the All-Stars? I need an explanation! Not only the All-Stars, his failure to become the best defensive player is the biggest joke in the history of this award!"

"Of course, it's just as ridiculous that he didn't make the All-Defensive Team! Only when you face him face to face, and only when he interferes with you time and time again when you attack the basket, you will know how exaggerated and crazy his defensive coverage is!"

"He can chase small guards, block the impact of forwards, and he is not afraid of back-to-backs in the paint! He is a perfect defender! I hope those who are prejudiced will take a good look at him! He must be selected to the All-NBA Team, the All-Star team, and become the best defensive player next year!"

"Otherwise I will be disappointed with this alliance!"

"By the way, I want to remind my buddy Yao that he may not be able to keep his first-team spot next season! Because Dwight is improving so fast! He must keep training, otherwise, he won't be able to keep his position as the league's top center!"

"As for my guys, I thought I knew them very well and I thought I could see through them, but I found out I was wrong! When the game started, I found out that I couldn't see through them at all!"

"Tony's breakthroughs are faster and more fierce, his floaters are perfect, Josh's mid-range shots remind me of Michael Jordan, and Manu's breakthroughs are the most treacherous and unpredictable I have ever seen in my life!"

"They have improved so much! They have improved so fast! After they separated from me, they have made rapid progress, like a rocket! I underestimated them, it was my mistake! I even think I held them back!"

"If they hadn't been my teammates for so many years, maybe they would have already become All-Stars, been selected for the All-Time Team, or even run for MVP!"

"I am willing to apologize to them!"

At this point, Lin Tian seemed to be finally tired. He took a big gulp of mineral water, then looked at the stunned reporters below and asked, "Any more questions?"

problem?

What?
What is the problem? Why do we have problems?
What are we doing? Who are we? What are we doing here?
Oh, right!
Press conference!
The reporters at the scene were stunned for a long time before they finally escaped from the horrific damage caused by Lin Tian's "Spirit Bomb".

They were really confused.

Mr. Lin, your praise is really too exaggerated!

The reporters looked at each other and realized that there was no need to ask the questions they had prepared.

Lin Tian has answered all of them.

Seeing the situation of the scene entering a dull state, the press officer on the scene also knew that the reporters had nothing to ask, so he began to perform his job. He wanted to control the situation. He raised his hand and said: "One last question!"

After a while of silence, a reporter finally stood up and asked, "So Lin, what do you think about the next game, or this series? What adjustments will you make?"

"I don't know." Lin Tian shook his head decisively and said, "The Celtics are too strong! I don't know how to adjust, and I don't know how to adjust! I hope Tang can have a plan, I hope Tang can have a good strategy to help us out of the desperate situation."

"Yes, desperate! I think we have reached a desperate situation!"

“Maybe you think it’s just 1:0 and we just lost an away game, but in my heart, we are now 3:0 behind and we are already in a desperate situation!”

"Don't think I'm joking, don't think I'm worrying too much, that's because you don't know how strong the Celtics are!"

"I can only say that I hope they can make some mistakes, I hope they can give us some chances, and I also hope that we can save the situation and not fall into the tragic situation of being swept 3:0."

"All I can say is that we will try our best, and then do our best and leave the rest to fate. I hope God will bless us."

After answering this question, Lin Tian stood up and left the scene quickly.

The reporters at the scene stood there in a daze for a long time.

They feel very strange at this moment.

A volcano erupted on an island deep in the Pacific Ocean, causing the collapse of five houses and the deaths of two sheep and three cows.

Then people all over the world shouted crazily: The world is ending! Run! Help! The Trisolarans are invading! The Saiyans are coming too! Frieza and the Outer Demons are invading the Earth together!
Or to put it more directly.

Lin Tian, ​​what the hell are you talking about?

Are you high or drunk?

Then the first reporter came to his senses.

"This bastard is predicting this series!"

"He took down the Nets so easily!"

"That's how the Lakers and Cavaliers died!"

"Don't forget the Nuggets! That's how they lost!"

"This bastard! He's using his old tricks again!"

"They won't win big next time, right?"

"What a joke! If the team can win by just talking nonsense, then what is the point of having players and coaches? Can't we just find a few debate masters to set up a table and debate with them?"

"But before that..."

"This guy can't really be a wizard!"

"Witch bullshit! I'm just lucky!"

"You can't be lucky every time, right? Isn't it too much to be lucky just once?"

"Who said he was never right? He was wrong every time!"

"What's the difference? Huh? What's the difference?"

……

Lin Tian’s rant really confused the people of Boston.

They felt a bit overwhelmed.

How to do?
我们 该 怎么 办?
Spray Lin Tian?
How to criticize him? To stop him from praising us and to criticize us to death?
Obviously inappropriate.

Then praise him?
Praise him!

Yes! That's it!

boast!
You're not the only one who can praise, we can do it too!
……

So, a rather strange phenomenon appeared in the forum after the first game of the Eastern Conference Finals.

Take, for example, a front-page article on ESPN: "Lin Tian said after the game that the Celtics are so strong that they are unmatched, and the Knicks are ready for a 0:3 win!"

In the comment section below this article, an extremely harmonious and quite wonderful scene appeared.

"No, no, the Knicks are still stronger! We were just lucky. This series is likely to be 4:1 and we will lose."

"What are you talking about! If Lin Meng hadn't made 4 three-pointers in this game, we would have lost by 30 points! This is the real gap between the two sides! 30 points!"

"Yes, I think so too. If you let me choose, the Celtics will win 4:0 in this series, and the average score won will not be less than 20!"

"Hey, why aren't you confident? You're the defending champions! You just took a nap in the first game. We're only going to lose if you give us one game!"

"No, no, no, you are the most powerful team in history. The number of championships we have won combined is not even a fraction of yours. There is no comparison!"

"Oh, that happened decades ago. What's there to mention? Congratulations in advance on winning two consecutive championships!"

"What two consecutive championships! Your team has the real MVP Duncan, the future MVP Howard, the European MVP Parker, and the South American MVP Ginobili. With only these four MVPs, what can we do to win? I only have one hope now: just win one game!"

"You guys were not in good shape tonight, and this is not due to our defense! Once you get back into shape in the next game, you have to beat us by 40 points!"

"Ask a question online, urgent! What is the longest losing streak against the same team in history? We have lost 7 games in a row to the Celtics after this season! I hope I don't break the record."

……

how to say?

Both sides were competing to see who was more humble, who could praise the other more highly, who hoped the other would win, and who hoped the other could make it to the finals.

You will never find a more harmonious place than this in any forum on any topic in any country in the world!
Even in pornographic forums, where there are many people saying "good people live a peaceful life"[email protected]'There will be disputes in pornographic forums where messages are posted.

For example, 'Who the hell made me download the high-definition Calabash Brothers for the whole night?', or 'Who photoshopped this heroine? The real person is not even as good as the toes on the cover!', or 'Which bastard is cheating people with a gay film? I'll kill you!'

Look, there are arguments and swear words in porn forums too!

But tonight, the sports section, which usually relies on swearing and insulting people, quarreling and comparing each other every day, has peace! Peace that has never appeared before!
Everyone, everyone, showed the most exaggerated and extreme humility, modesty, self-abasement and politeness in their lives!

Filial piety, fraternal love, loyalty, trustworthiness, courtesy, righteousness, integrity and shame, the eight virtues of ancient China were fully reflected in the forum!

Well, that’s not right. There are only six virtues: filial piety, fraternal love, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety and righteousness.

These people on the forum have no shame.

Not at all.

Among the two groups of fans, and perhaps even more people who came to join in the fun and watch the spectacle, not one of them had any shame, and none of them was a good person.

They all hope to use these unorthodox methods to make their opponents lose the game!
So, are these unorthodox methods useful?

Who knows!
But there's another thing fans don't know.

That's what they're doing now, which is actually quite fashionable and ahead of its time.

These little tricks, which are still extremely popular 20 years later, are scientifically called poisonous milk or accumulating good luck.

They developed brand new gadgets ahead of their time!
It can also be considered as a good deed for Lin Tian!

But in fact, even Lin Tian, ​​the instigator of the incident, was not sure whether all these tricks he had used would be useful.

He simply thought it was fun, he simply thought it was interesting.

After all, he himself couldn't figure out any logic, and the system didn't give him any buffs that made his words come true or 100% effective poisonous healing, so how would he know whether this thing was useful or not.

But if you only look at the results, it works!

In the second game of the series, which was played at TD Garden, the Knicks got rid of the burden of the previous game.

Their shooting percentage improved, their turnovers decreased, the players played with more energy, and even the rebounds started to fall into their hands!
The ball that I missed in the last game was scored!
The defense that was impossible to break in the last game was finally broken!
In the last game, Stoudemire and Okur, who were completely suppressed by Howard and Duncan and couldn't grab any rebounds, both grabbed more than 10 rebounds!

God!

The Knicks didn't make any changes, nor did they make any major tactical changes.

But in short, the result of the game was that compared to the previous game, they had 14 more rebounds, 11 fewer turnovers, and their three shooting percentages increased by 17%, 20% and 9% respectively compared to the previous game!

In other words: It’s like divine help!
The magical oriental power helped them win this extremely important duel!
In this game, Lin Tian still took 24 shots, but he made 13 of them. He still made 10 assists, but he only made 2 turnovers!
Anthony and Stoudemire both scored more than 20 points, with a shooting percentage of over 50%!

how to explain?

Can't explain!

Anyway, the Knicks did it in this game!
123: 106!

The Celtics still scored 106 points, and the difference between the two sides was still 17 points.

But this time, the Knicks scored more points!
They completely destroyed the Celtics' defense, and their entire team played an unparalleled top-level performance.

They broke out!
They played their most perfect game of this playoffs!
That is, after this game, those fans, reporters, commentators and players who were watching the fun, no matter whether they were joking before, really believed it, or thought it was stupid and didn't want to participate at all.

In short, after this game, they were all confused.

A question could not help but arise in everyone's mind.

This Lin, could it be that he really has some supernatural mysterious power?
Although this idea is ridiculous, you really can't find any other reasons or causes other than this.

After all, he had aimed in the opposite direction so many times in a row.

It’s ridiculously accurate!
Even the God of Gamblers has to make mistakes once or twice, right?

How can we make mistakes so continuously, uninterruptedly and so quickly?
After the game, when Rivers, Duncan and others walked into the press conference and when Duncan began to answer the first question, everyone saw the most outrageous thing.

"The Knicks are a super strong team. I have never seen such a terrifying team, and Lin is unstoppable. He is the best player in NBA history! I don't think anyone can come close to him, and no one can be compared with him!"

"He opened a brand new era! A brand new era that cannot be copied, pasted, or repeated!"

"The era of point guards! After all, you can imagine the emergence of a few more super centers in the world, continuing the rivalry between Chamberlain and Russell, or the situation of the four great centers standing side by side."

"It's also possible that a second Jordan will emerge and dominate the league as a shooting guard."

"But there will never be another Lin! He is unique, and no one else can and will ever replicate his success!"

"And Anthony and Amare are also very talented top stars! Lin overshadows them! If they were not in the Knicks, but in other teams, I think they could lead the team to the division finals or even win the championship on their own!"

"If you underestimate these two, you will definitely pay a huge price!"

"They have three MVP-level superstars on their team at the same time. I think it is quite normal and reasonable to lose to them."

"I think this series will probably end with a score of 4:1. It will be hard for us to win next time!"

When Duncan finished speaking, the reporters off the court were once again confused.

No, whoever you are, get off Tim right now!

Don't hurt Tim's soul!
This is the only thing the reporters off the field can think of at this moment.

Outrageous!

Even Duncan, who has always been serious and is known as the league's most taciturn, most introverted, stern, and who doesn't like or know how to joke.

Was he also infected by Lin Tian?
This guy really has magic!
No, this bastard is so damn poisonous!
"I am not as good as Nelson, who is the best head coach in history. I am just an ordinary coach who got lucky and won the best head coach award. I have been coaching until now, basically relying on luck."

Rivers was crazy too.

However, this is not over yet!
Later, at the Knicks' press conference, when Stoudemire faced the reporters, it also began.

"Tim is the best power forward I've ever seen. Facing him I can only pray."

And Anthony.

"I never imagined there would be a defender like Josh. I was helpless against him!"

And of course, there is old Nelson…

《Shocked! This nonsense thing has actually spread from person to person!》

"Incredible! He is the only person in the league who can lead Duncan astray!"

"The coach has also joined! Rivers and Nelson call each other the best coach in history!"

This series of games began to develop in an extremely outrageous direction. (End of this chapter)