NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

"No matter who wins or loses this round of the finals, one thing is certain, this will be the craziest showdown in the history of the finals!" Before the finals began, TNT had a finals preview show as usual, with several professional commentators debating and analyzing to discuss who is more likely to win the championship.

"I think this has never happened in NBA history! A very interesting set of data: In the regular season this season, the two teams with the highest average points lost per game in the league are the Suns and the Knicks! The two teams with the highest average points per game in the league are also the Suns and the Knicks!"

"The two teams with the best offense and the worst defense in the league have met! The scores of both teams in this round will definitely be unimaginably high! I guess there may be a series where both teams' average scores exceed 120 or even 130 points per game!"

"At the same time, the emergence of this matchup also fully illustrates one thing: the era of winning championships with defense is over! Now it is offense that can win both box office and championships!"

"A new era has arrived! At the same time, all the MVPs from the past few years have gathered in the finals! Lin and Nash have won the MVP for many years. Of course, Nash won one, and the rest went to Lin!"

"But this year is definitely the best opportunity! Let's see, Lin or Steve! Who of these two is the best point guard?"

Kenny, the host, spoke a lot in a very eloquent manner. Then, as soon as he finished speaking, before he was ready to add another sentence, two swear words were thrown at him.

"Idiot." Barkley said with disdain.

"Stupid." Tonight's guest Reggie Miller doubled down on his disdain.

The corners of Kenny's mouth began to twitch.

These two bastards really deserve a beating!
The quadratic that deserves a beating.

"Lin is the best! There is no need to doubt this, and there is no way to question it." Barkley began to explain his point of view.

"No, it can't be done from any angle," Miller added. "Stats, performances, impact on the court, results, broken records, the famous scenes he played, the idiots he beat."

"Don't be so pouty Gary, I'm talking about you! It was after he beat you that Lin became famous in the league! 48 points, right? You were beaten by rookie Lin, a Lin who hadn't evolved to his full form yet! And it was in the finals! Mr. Fingerless Gloves, if it weren't for you, Lin might have to wait a few more years before he could make a name for himself!"

Miller was talking halfway when he suddenly started scolding the guy next to Kenny. He was scolding without mercy, just like stabbing him in the heart!

"Fuck you nigger, I'd rather be beaten than you kneeling on the ground licking Lin's toes! I have more dignity than you, I've never seen such an arrogant fifth player in the team, a rookie who can't even start, what right does he have to shout at me?"

Tonight's other guest, the last of the four, Gary Payton, the "Glove", has never suffered a loss in his life? Not to mention Miller, when Jordan criticized him, he would respond with the same harsh words, he would never tolerate Miller, and he would respond to Miller with a very harsh mouth.

"Yes, yes, you have dignity. I really hope that the fans in Seattle think so too. I really hope that the people in Seattle also think that you have dignity! By the way, who else was it? Bucks? Heat? Who else? The way you run around everywhere, you have real dignity! Even more dignity than when your ancestors were sold here!"

"Enough! You two, stop! Stop swearing, this is a live broadcast." Kenny felt like he was about to break out in a cold sweat.

He thought that if he invited such a bunch of bastards to do the show, they would quarrel, swear, and there would be a lot of things that could not be broadcast and would be complained about.

The production team also made sufficient contingency plans, such as allowing some swear words to be used, cutting to commercials when the situation is really out of control, and having Kenny and Barkley act as peacemakers to mediate.

But neither the program crew nor Kenny obviously expected that: this damn show had only started for 2 minutes, and he started to argue right after the opening remarks!

The show can no longer be broadcast!
Even AVs are not that fast! Damn AVs have to have a synopsis, interview clips, or necessary foreplay! Other AVs have to fast forward 20 minutes before they can see the main film!
You two, come right at the start?
What makes Kenny even more painful is that now he is fighting alone, no one helps him, no one understands him!

Because his partner Barkley, who was supposed to maintain order with him to ensure the normal recording of the show, joined the battle!
"I would like to ask Mr. Fingerless Gloves, how does it feel to be the first important background board of Lin's career?" Barkley, who was teammates with Miller for a year, usually quarreled with Miller whenever they met, but this time, he stood on Miller's side!

I'm so touched!

Kenny wanted to die when he saw the deep brotherly love between these two people.

"Another wimp licking Lin's toes." Peyton said with his signature drooping mouth, "Are Lin's toes so sweet?"

"Do you want me to call Alonzo? Didn't you kiss his asshole?" Miller immediately followed up, "Or do you carry Alonzo's underwear with you and take it out and smell it every time you want to cry?"

"Oh! This is damn, no, it's a cute habit! I hope you don't feel offended, my dear Gary." Barkley immediately grinned and confronted Payton in an exaggerated tone.

"You're just going to watch?" Payton suddenly turned around and looked at Kenny: "Aren't we in the same group? Didn't you ask me to join you in arguing with these two bastards? What the hell are you talking about, nigger!"

"Oh, it seems the great Gary forgot to bring Alonzo's underwear, so now he wants to taste Kenny's!" Miller's annoying mouth immediately began to taunt.

"You three, shut up!" Kenny slapped the table angrily, gasping for breath: "What are you doing here? Are you here to show off your ridiculous brotherhood?"

"The finals! We are going to talk about the finals!"

"Yes, it's the finals! In 96." Miller shrugged to show that he was not off topic.

"Then do you want to talk about 93?" Payton immediately followed up.

"This year's! FUXX! This year's!" Kenny slammed the table again, his mentality collapsed.

Who is this?
What a bastard!

From now on, I will never do a show with these bastards again!
It can make people mad.

"This year?" Miller said, "If the Knicks win, Lin is the best in this series! I'm optimistic about him."

"Me too!" Barkley followed.

"I agree too!" Payton thought about it and said that Lin Tian was the strongest.

"You agree with that shit! What the hell are you doing here?" Kenny felt like he was about to burst.

What is this!

Payton frowned again. "Don't you say no swearing? If you can, then I'll start. You can even give me a piece of music and I'll rap for you. I guarantee that there will be at least three swear words in every sentence!"

"That's nothing? I can use all the dirty words in one sentence! Not a single clean one!" Miller once again showed his side that refuses to admit defeat and doesn't like to lose.

The main goal is to be strong all your life!
"Let's go to commercial, let's go to commercial." Kenny was completely exhausted. He made the gesture he had agreed to before the show was recorded, indicating that he couldn't continue recording this segment. He needed a commercial to calm himself down and take some blood pressure medicine.

Otherwise it will really break apart.

……

For a full hour, the four people hardly said anything about this round of finals, and all kinds of swear words kept coming out.

Especially after Kenny completely gave up control and joined in, the rhythm of the entire show completely collapsed.

The debate show turned into a contest of exposing each other's shortcomings, with the four people enjoying themselves by exposing each other's painful past.

During this process, Kenny was the most relaxed because he was the only non-All-Star player. When the other three attacked him, he could always say: I am just a role player, that's what I do, so what?
More importantly, as a well-known defensive backcourt player at the time, Kenny had kept Payton's score below 5 points for five consecutive times, and he had suppressed Payton many times.

He also once defended Miller, who made only 12 of 1 shots, and made Miller play very badly many times.

Of course, he was beaten by these two people more times and suffered more miserably.

But at this time, Kenny would use his secret weapon: I am a role player, it is normal for me to be beaten by you, but do you have the nerve to let you two be beaten by a role player like me?
And Barkley was the biggest winner of the night.

Because he is the only MVP+championship winner on the scene, the other three do not have an MVP!

Miller is second because he has several championships.

As for the worst one, it was of course Payton.

There was no way. This guy had faced Lin Tian the most times and was the one who was beaten the worst. Even after changing teams several times, he was still beaten continuously by Lin Tian.

It's not an exaggeration to say that he was beaten so badly that he ran around without any chance of fighting back. In addition, he didn't win an MVP in the regular season and a championship in the playoffs.

awful!
Poor Payton was so angry that he was about to take off his pants to pee, and he peed all over the other people's faces.

He was really furious!
Then, at the end of the show, Kenny, the only one of the four who had a normal life, suddenly remembered the purpose of their show.

So he stopped the other three who were still eager to talk and asked the first question related to the finals in almost an hour.

"Who do you think will win this round of finals?"

"Nix!"

"Nix!"

"Nix!"

Well, the show was completely in vain!
The people of Phoenix will probably think that the production team is deliberately humiliating them, and they will most likely be complained about again.

No, based on the horrific amount of bullshit in the show, if TNT's mailboxes weren't flooded with complaints and the complaint phone wasn't overwhelmed with calls, Kenny would have eaten their commentary desk on the spot!
These bastards are really outrageous!

From now on, I will never invite such a bunch of bastards to the show again!

Absolutely not!
It’s terrible!
But Kenny felt really good cursing himself just now, it was super liberating.

Well, next time just find one!
There are too many. I can’t handle it.

However, what was beyond Kenny and even TNT's expectations was that this inexplicable debate show seemed to be completely out of control, with the stars arguing with each other crazily and even ending up with nothing being debated at all.

The ratings are surprisingly high!
Record breaking.

The ratings of all basketball-related programs in TNT's history, including but not limited to interviews, debates, and analyses, or in other words, all NBA-related programs other than live games, are not as high as this crappy thing!
Everyone loves to see it!

This unexpected result caused a chain reaction:

When the first game of the 2006-2007 season finals started, Kenny's face was as stinky as a can of herring that had expired two years ago.

Next to him sat Reggie Miller, and to his right were Barkley and Payton.

TNT set up this game overnight!

Because fans love to watch it!

Moreover, TNT is quite smart. They said:
We pay them one game at a time, and we broadcast the games one game at a time.

If the effect is not good or the fans' complaints are too severe.

Change players, change players immediately!
Of course, precisely because of this uncertainty, TNT offered a much higher salary this time than usual, which is probably one of the reasons why this matter was able to be concluded so quickly.

As for the big reason?
A few people didn’t feel satisfied!
However, although Kenny looked very grumpy at the moment, he had already made up his mind.

I’m going to do the craziest thing today!

I want this show to last only one show! It has to end at the next show!
If I were to go on a show with these three bastards, consecutively, I would definitely die!

They will definitely piss me off to death!

They must all be taken away!

"Hello, everyone. This is the NBA Finals live broadcast brought to you by TNT! I'm your good friend Charles." Barkley said with a smile, "I think everyone has seen that we have several new friends tonight. How about letting them introduce themselves?"

"Are you an idiot, Charles? Stop reinforcing the stereotype that black people are all idiots, okay?" Kenny suddenly interrupted, "Who can watch this show and doesn't know Gary and Reggie?"

"Although both of them were rookies when they first played, they have played for so many years and still have a few fans! If I were you, I wouldn't say all this nonsense and would just start introducing the game!"

"Did you eat shit?" Barkley stared at Kenny, "Or did I sleep with your daughter last night?"

"When I was sleeping with your mother yesterday, she said that you were very unfilial and asked me to teach you a lesson, so I came here right away!"

"FUXX!" Barkley cursed, then stared at Kenny and said, "If you dare to say that again, I'll beat you into a cripple with one punch. You are experienced in this matter, aren't you? Your favorite head coach Tom was beaten like this before!"

"Rudy hates being called Tom, you fat bastard! He's Rudy Tomjanovich! If you call him Tom in front of him, he'll make you taste your brains! No! You don't have brains, your brain is full of shit! You'll only taste shit!"

"Hey, hey, hey, come on!" Miller suddenly interrupted, "Aren't we here to broadcast the NBA? What are you two arguing about?"

"Good, be quiet! Our fans are waiting to see us analyze the game!" Payton also acted as a peacemaker: "This game is held at Madison Square Garden, and the Knicks are working hard for their title defense!"

"In their team history, they have already won..."

"Four championships, but never successfully defended the title." Kenny interrupted Payton impatiently, looking like he deserved a beating and said, "Tell me something that everyone doesn't know, nigger."

"What everyone doesn't know is that I can send you to see your dear grandmother with one punch! Do you want to try?" When did Payton become a good-tempered person? Kenny's words directly ignited him!
Damn it, I'm here to smooth things over for you, but you're still fighting back like a mad dog? I'm not going to play anymore! I'm not going to play anymore!

Do whatever you want, I’ll spray you to death!
"Commercial break! Commercial break!" TNT's executives and directors are going crazy!

It’s true that they want the show to have a good effect.

But isn’t the effect of this show too damn excessive?

All that's left is the effect, there's no show at all, right?

Simply ridiculous!
We have to stop.

No matter how much TNT is known for its love of making fun of things, its ability to make fun of things, and its enjoyment of making fun of things, these four guys are really going too far!
This is not walking on the edge of the scale.

This is like hanging a scale on the ceiling and whipping it with a whip!
TNT's top management promptly paused the live broadcast, allowing viewers to watch how the fans entered the stadium and the night view of New York.

At this time in the TNT studio, Barkley and Kenny were still glaring at each other.

The two of them were so angry that they wanted to punch each other.

Instead, Miller and Payton, who always asked for a beating, became the ones who tried to mediate the fight.

"Charles, Kenny, you two can leave now." Just at this moment, a TNT executive came over and said in an unquestionable tone: "You two take a few days off. Gary and Reggie will be in charge of tonight's live broadcast."

"I'm leaving?" Kenny's eyes widened in disbelief.

I've been working so hard that I've ended up unemployed?

"You are obviously not in good shape tonight, and you are not in the mood to broadcast live. Go home and rest, adjust yourself, and come to my office tomorrow morning."

"No!" Barkley said immediately, "I'm in a great mood now, as good as if I just ate five Big Macs!"

"I can do that too! I was just joking!" Kenny immediately expressed his opinion. (End of this chapter)