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Chapter 739: The transformation and responsibility that a mature man should have! Mr. Lin is determined!

"No matter who you are, get off my dear!" Sharon pulled out a Columbi claw knife from somewhere and gestured at Lin Tian a few times, as if she was going to physically expel you if you don't get this dirty thing off.

Lin Tian was too lazy to pay attention to him. He turned around and opened the trunk of the car. Then he took out a folding cart from it. Then Lin Tian began to put various things into the cart.

Diapers, milk powder, changing pads, small clothes for boys and girls, small toys, small basketballs, small wooden horses, small milk bottles, water bottles, itching powder...

"Is the trunk of your car connected to some other dimension?" This time, Theron was really confused. This little brother is still taking things out? Is it really endless?

Lin Tian was busy putting all the things he bought in the car, and then he strictly rejected the idea of ​​Sharon to continue riding, and forced her to go with him.

Are you kidding? 7-8 months old, riding a horse?

I don’t even dare to ride, and you want to ride a horse?

It can be seen that Theron is quite enjoying this unprecedented care.

She let Lin Tian hold her hand and lead her towards the house.

"Alas, you forgot about your father after you got a wife!" Lin Sen shook his head and sighed, his face full of disappointment. He held the horse without letting go and kept rubbing the horse's hair with his hand: "What a good breed!"

"This kid has completely forgotten our instructions! He will definitely be taken advantage of by that girl." Lin Jun also looked angry at the boy for not fighting back.

Of course, if the old man hadn't been holding the UTS-15 and constantly loading and unloading bullets, putting on the safety, aiming, pretending to pull the trigger, and then had an expression of love and eagerness to go to the shooting range to try a few shots, then his words would still be quite convincing.

Anyway, these two old guys have already fallen.

Three Lins from one family, all carved from the same mold.

It's all scum.

"Are you here?" Gerda, Theron's mother, was holding a small glass of whiskey and looking at Lin Tian with a playful expression on her face. He was dressed in a standard Texas cowboy outfit, from long boots to jeans, a cowboy hat and a leather vest.

This young aunt is still so cool.

If Gerda's expression was somewhat hostile at the beginning, then after she saw that Lin Tian was actually pushing a whole cart of maternal and child supplies, her brows were completely relaxed. This little bastard is still a human being.

"Gerda, this is a gift for you." After Lin Tian carefully asked Theron to sit down, he immediately rummaged through his pile of things, and then Lin Tian found a big thing.

"What is this?" Gerda stood up and took the gift, but she felt it was very heavy and almost threw it back to the ground.

While asking Lin Tian, ​​she opened the gift box herself.

A gun.

A long-barreled pistol made of wood and silver, covered with dark carvings, it looks quite exquisite!

"This is a long-barreled pistol made by the master gunsmith John Christopher Peter in the early 18th century. The breech loading effectively reduces the gap between the bullet and the barrel, preventing the leakage of gunpowder gas, so that the bullet has a more stable trajectory when flying."

"Some people say that this gun directly changed the entire history of weapon development and was the most important gun improvement in the early 18th century. This gun was made entirely by hand by him. So far, there are probably no more than 10 left in the world!"

Lin Tian didn't know how much his cheap mother-in-law listened to when he introduced himself, because the old lady's eyes were completely attracted by the gun.

Lin Tian is very sure: the old lady will like this gift!
"Why did you give her a gun?" Charlize Theron pouted, her face full of dissatisfaction. It was obvious that the girl didn't like her mother playing with guns.

"Shut up, what does my conversation with Lin have to do with you?" Gerda said disdainfully, "You won't let me play with the gun, then tell me, Lin, how did all those guns get into my backyard warehouse? Did they sneak into my warehouse by themselves?"

"I was asking you to protect yourself." Sharon stuck out her tongue aggrievedly, then leaned her head on Lin Tian's shoulder. It was a rare maternal moment, a rare moment of quiet, relaxation, virtuous and gentle time.

Is this what home feels like?

Accompanied by the warm sunshine in Dallas in late June, the occasional neighing of cows and sheep around, and the faint scent of grass and a hint of animal excrement in the air, Lin Tian felt indescribably relaxed and comfortable at this moment.

Then?

"Is this horse of Italian descent? It's so handsome! If it could participate in the competition, it would be the horse king in a minute!"

"Where's the shooting range? Let's go to the shooting range! I want to try this gun! I was attracted when I saw the sample a few years ago, and the feeling of the real thing is even better! I heard from Xiaotian that there is also an RPG here? I didn't use this thing back then, let me try it now!"

Lin Sen and Lin Jun also came.

Lin Tian said: This must be the most amazing scene of the first meeting between parents and elders of both sides that he has ever seen or heard in his life.

When a family talks about pregnancy and childbirth, would this be the scene when the parents on both sides meet?
Playing with guns and horses, but not talking about kids or what happens next...

All was let go, all was forgotten.

Gerda became immediately interested when she saw Lin Jun's posture and movements when holding the gun.

There is an aura connection between masters!

I can tell from the look in his eyes that he is someone who knows about guns!
"Come on! I'll drive you to my armory. I have a lot of good stuff there!" Gerda stood up immediately, saying that it would be better to do it today than to wait.

"Can I go on horseback? This guy listens to me very well! He is born with intelligence!" Lin Sen pulled the horse and was reluctant to let go.

But the most amazing one is Lin Jun.

Theoretically speaking, this old guy doesn't understand a word of English except for words like YES, NO, OK, GOOD, etc. But now when everyone is speaking English, he can seamlessly connect and completely understand what they mean.

As soon as he saw Gerda stand up, he followed her consciously.

So, in the blink of an eye, only Lin Tian and Sharon were left at the scene.

"I suddenly feel that we two are the least important people here today." Lin Tian smiled and hugged Theron and said, "Do you think he can hear my voice now?"

"He must be very happy to have such a good father." After everyone left, the tenderness in Theron's eyes became more intense: "I thought you would be perfunctory and angry."

"But your performance really exceeded my expectations."

"I just feel panic now." Lin Tian also relaxed very rarely, and opened up completely, saying, "I'm afraid I won't be a good father."

"Is there anything in this world that you can't do? I always feel that as long as you are willing, there is nothing in this world that you can't do. At least in my heart, you are omnipotent."

The two stopped talking and leaned against each other, enjoying the rare quiet time.

After an unknown amount of time, Lin Tian clearly heard a series of "crackling" and "bang bang bang" sounds coming from afar.

Needless to say, several people arrived at the place and started showing off their firepower.

"Your horse..."

"Angel is not afraid. She is used to it."

"Then let's..."

"The doctor said it's okay this month, but it will definitely not be possible next month or the month after next." Sharon took Lin Tian's hand and walked into her room.

Outside the house, there was continuous gunfire.

Inside the house, there was a cautious barrage of gunfire.

……

For the next two months, Lin Tian stayed in Dallas, a small farm almost independent of the world. Every day he studied how to be a better father. He clumsily used a model to practice how to quickly put on diapers and used a thermometer to measure the temperature of milk powder.

Lin Tian is trying hard to be a good father.

And Theron is obviously ready to be a good mother.

Well, there was one time when Hilton came to Dallas for a meeting, and Charlize Theron said that you should go and catch up with your good friends, and told you to go quickly and not hold it back. Lin Tian felt that what else could he ask for in his life!
Capitalist education and life do have their merits and are worth learning!

As for the future, Lin Tian said, of course, I am not that kind of person. I only have you in my heart now. I just want to be a good father and watch the child being born. Then he got in the car and went to Dallas to reminisce about the past.

After all...it's hard to refuse such a kind invitation!

On August 8, two months after Lin Tian came to Dallas and almost disappeared from everyone's sight for two months, after he rejected all commercial activities, sideshows, training camps and all other related work and invitations this summer, his first child was born.

In one of the top private hospitals in Dallas, Lin Tian was holding his first child in two lives, and he was more or less shaking.

"What should we name our first daughter?" Leaning on the hospital bed, still a little weak, Theron looked at Lin Tian.

"She's like an angel. Let's call her Angel." Lin Tian gently put the baby back on the bed and said softly, "This is the little angel my archangel brought me."

"But she is my baby, let's call her baby." Charlize Theron also had a face full of doting.

"Okay." Lin Tian nodded, then suddenly felt something was wrong. Angel baby?

No no no.

It will be contagious.

This name is so unlucky.

"I'm not good at naming, so you should do it." Lin Tian quickly shook his head to get rid of this strange idea, indicating that everything is up to you, dear.

"You have a girlfriend named Angel Baby?" Theron looked at Lin Tian warily and said, "Also, how many good friends do you have? Have you told me clearly? Have you missed any?"

"This is not only our first child, but also your first child, right?"

"Are you sure you don't have any other children for the time being?"

"If you have children, tell me. If you have new children in the future, tell me too. But if you don't tell me, I will definitely be very angry!"

"I'm telling you, my limit is the ones before me. I don't care about you breaking up with them, but that's impossible. But I won't allow any new people to appear!"

"And lastly, if you're considering getting married, if you asshole still want to be a human being, I gave birth to your first child, you must give priority to me!"

"Oh, and you have to let your good friends know that you already have a child! As for whether you want to tell the public or not, I don't care. Anyway, I will admit what you said. If you don't say it, the father of this child will always be a mystery!"

"I'm telling you this for one reason."

"If you commit any of the above, or anything else I haven't mentioned but you disappoint me, I will take Claire away forever and never see you again! I will never forgive you."

"Any questions?"

"I know, I promise to tell you everything!" Lin Tian said this, scratched his head embarrassedly and said: "Except for the ones I really can't remember..."

"Go to hell, bastard!" Charlize Theron simply gave him the middle finger, too lazy to bother with Lin Tian anymore.

"You bullied Xiao Cha again?" Lin Jun heard the voice and walked into the ward. Gerda followed him. In the past two months, these two people have played with all kinds of things in Gerda's armory.

As long as it was something they could get without breaking the law, the two of them tried it all.

Even Lin Tian was afraid of the intensity and madness of these two people. He might have to go to the Middle East together next month to experience the feeling of actual combat.

It's so scary.

As for Lin Sen, he had a lot of business in the country and was very busy. He had to leave after only staying in Dallas for a week. He is now on his way to Dallas.

For now, the good news is that the two families can get along well with no conflicts at all.

Even though Lin Jun and Gerda didn't speak the same language, they had no communication problems at all!
As for the reason why there are no obstacles, it is not because of innate telepathy or something like that.

The two communicated through hand gestures used between soldiers on the battlefield.

It was also the first time that Lin Tian knew: This thing is actually universally used?
Afterwards, when he learned that Charlize Theron had named her granddaughter "Ke Lao Er", the old man didn't protest or say anything crazy like: She is the eldest daughter, why is she called the second daughter? She should be called Ke Lao Da.

After thinking for a long time, the old man decided to give the child a Chinese name.

As for what to call it?
"She came into our home like a fairy and brought infinite joy and warmth to our two families."

"She is the baby of all of us. I think we can call her... fairy or baby?"

Lin Tian listened to Lin Sen's words and felt something was wrong again.

Fairy? Aren’t they the angels of China?
Another angel baby?
How many times do you have to use grandma's joke?
It's not over, right?

You've run out of ideas, right? You keep repeating the same boring joke.

That sucks.

"You'd better not get involved in the naming thing." Lin Tian directly denied: "Let's think about her name slowly, let's call her Claire first."

"Second brother, second brother, smile, second brother." Lin Jun did not refute at all and did not raise any opinions at all.

Instead, he quickly ran to Claire's side and started teasing her.

Although this pronunciation is really confusing...

Lin Tian felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.

It’s not that there’s a problem with the accent, it’s mainly because the way Lin Jun is called is unlucky!
Quite unlucky!
What is the second one?
We are the boss!

You keep shouting like this.

What if a real boss really shows up?
Who is responsible?
Especially since Charlize Theron won the prize unexpectedly and told her after such a long time, even according to Charlize Theron, if Lin Tian hadn't announced his retirement, she wouldn't have told Lin Tian about it! She was really prepared to give birth to the baby and raise it alone, and then she would talk about it after a few years when Lin Tian found out!

And after this incident, Lin Tian felt uneasy.

How can he be so sure?

What if other girls do the same?
What if in 2-3 years, Julie or someone else comes to me with a half-grown boy and tells me that this is your child...

No, I shudder just thinking about it!

no! can not be like this!
Lin Tian made up his mind, Lin Tian decided!

As a father, as a mature man, as a person who has started a new life and entered a new stage, he will never be like this again.

He wants to change!

From today on, I will never believe in any crooked ways!
What is the safe period?

Can't believe this stuff.

Just honestly adopt the most basic, reliable and safest method.

This is the responsibility and obligation that a mature man should have!

What happened afterwards really surprised and was beyond Lin Tian’s expectations.

He had done a lot of homework before, including taking care of people in confinement.

But just ten days after Claire gave birth, it was only September 9st, and Claire and Theron had just returned to Gerda's farm for three days when Theron suddenly said: The break is over, I have to prepare for filming.

What?
Lin Tian looked at Charlize Theron, who was ready to go and had even made a strict diet and fitness plan, saying that she would be back to her peak figure within a month and would be returning to the crew next month. Lin Tian suddenly felt like a waste.

He had a very comfortable time this offseason.

(End of this chapter)