NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

Lin Tian has now determined who passed the ball.

Yao Ming, that sly fellow, cheerfully tossed another ball over.

Unfortunately, Lin Tian simply tilted his head to the side, letting the basketball fly past his ear without even reaching out to catch it.

Just kidding, only an idiot would vote for that.

Do you even know what it means to know when to stop?
This guy hasn't played basketball seriously in years, and he's wearing a suit right now, and he just sinks a three-pointer from midfield. Do you know what that means?

It means you're incredibly lucky; you can score with just a random toss.

The chosen one!
But if you ask Lin Tian to throw another one, that would be making things difficult for Fatty Tiger.

If I don't shoot after making one shot, that's the disdain of a master; that means I have a 100% shooting percentage tonight!

Just like when Lin Tian was 8 years old, he kicked his own father in the butt and then ran away, hiding at his grandfather's house for 3 days.

Internally, Lin Tian felt good kicking his father, but the result was that he was so scared that he didn't dare to go home, trembling with fear of being caught and then tied up and beaten.

To outsiders: I'm awesome at home. I can kick my dad and he won't even dare to say a word against me.

A textbook example of subtle and euphemistic writing.

Now is the time for Lin Tian to take the lead after scoring a goal and then stop.

If I throw another ball and—no, not just a possibility, but with a high probability of missing—I'd lose my divine status, wouldn't I?

I'm not voting anymore, no matter what.

However, Lin Tian's refusal to shoot did not mean that the Cavaliers fans would let him off the hook. After a brief pause, even louder and more exaggerated boos erupted this time.

The only difference is that the target just now was the entire Lynx team, but now, a large portion of them are aiming at Lin Tian.

Cavaliers fans are saying: "You're not even able to play anyway, so I'm not afraid of you! So what if you get really angry?"
See, you cowards! We yelled at you and you ran away, didn't you? You disappeared into the players' tunnel, didn't you? Trash! Duds! You're doomed to lose tonight!

The fans watched helplessly as Lin Tian walked into the players' tunnel, clearly too afraid to stay on the field any longer due to the boos he received.

We won! We achieved a resounding victory!
The fans at Quicken Loans Arena quickly turned their jeers into cheers, and then, led by someone, into a unified roar.

"Coward Lin! Coward Lin! Coward Lin!"

Before, when you were good at playing, we were afraid you'd score 70 points in a game and crush us, so we tolerated you. But what can you do now? Even if you really get angry, what can you do?
You actually managed to find a jersey to wear, and then...

No, he actually wore the jersey?
The Cavaliers fans, who were enthusiastically chanting their praises, were stunned once again. They stared at Lin Tian, ​​their faces filled with disbelief, unable to believe what was happening before their eyes.

It's fake, it's a lie, it's all an illusion!

The quick loan center was like a stereo system malfunctioning tonight, with intermittent sound, sometimes losing power, sometimes being muted.

As for the reason this time, it was of course Lin Tian.

That long-range three-pointer had gotten him a little carried away, so he went straight into the players' tunnel and found the nearest restroom to change his clothes.

Anyway, the team doesn't have much else, but they have an endless supply of basketball equipment.

Sneakers, socks, knee pads, shorts, back brace, wristbands, vests, jerseys, headbands, mouthguards...

When Lin Tian came out of the player tunnel again, he was truly armed to the teeth.

Who knows why he was wearing braces and all that gear when he just wanted to warm up and run a few steps? But that's how Lin Tian arrived.

What...what? The head coach actually started warming up?

"Hey Devin, let's have a one-on-one, you got the guts?" Lin Tian went straight to Wade, who was stretching near the center line, as soon as he got back to the court.

There is no rule in the NBA that prohibits players from having a one-on-one match with the opposing head coach before a game.

If you, Wade, dare to take the challenge, I, Lin, am confident I can crush you and make you lose all your confidence before the game even starts.

Lin Da Guanren's health preservation chamber is still in operation; his current physical condition is equivalent to that of someone in their early thirties.

You could knock Wade down with a chisel.

Furthermore, when inviting Wade to a one-on-one match, Lin Tian found the perfect angle, facing the camera directly, and spoke the sentence clearly and precisely, using the simplest possible sentence structure.

Lin Tian assured the fans at the Quicken Loans Arena that they wouldn't need to understand lip reading to know what he was saying.

There are only three words in total.

However, Wade was composed and calm enough that he shook his head without thinking and pointed to the physiotherapist behind him, saying, "If I leave now, he will kill me. If you want to fight, let's have a match tonight after we eliminate you!"

"This is boring." Lin Tian stood up, looked around, and found Anthony again: "Messi and Ronaldo, let's have a one-on-one!"

"Are you crazy, boss?" Anthony glared at Lin Tian, ​​baring his teeth. "I swore five years ago that I would never fight you one-on-one in my life. Why would I embarrass myself in front of the whole world? Why would I invite humiliation upon myself?"

Anthony, who is usually fearless, immediately cowered the moment he met Lin Tian.

pity!

One was calm, the other was terrified of being beaten.

If we don't fight these two, beating up the others doesn't seem to make much difference.

At this moment, as Lin Tian wandered around with a basketball in his arms, all the fans in the stadium and even the TV broadcast cameras followed him, and all the attention was focused on him. Everyone wanted to see what Lin Tian was up to.

Unable to find his target, Lin Tian stood at the center circle, cleverly stepping on the Cavaliers' logo. Instead of leaving, Lin Tian continued dribbling, showing off his undiminished basic skills.

After a dazzling display of fancy dribbling, the fans at Quicken Loans Arena were so impressed by Lin Tian's fundamentals that they almost forgot he had been stepping on their logo and mocking them the whole time.

After running around for a while, Lin Tian finally caught the attention of the entire Lynx team, and he simply shouted at them.

"Make way!"

The head coach has already said that; anyone who doesn't move aside for him would be a fool.

So Lin Tian dribbled the basketball again in place, then suddenly started sprinting and rushed towards the basket.

Then his left foot landed right on the free-throw line, and he was airborne once again.

He held the basketball in his right hand and struck a pose that was one of Jordan's most iconic poses in the air.

That is, the shape on the Jordan shoe logo.

then.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, Lin Tian jumped from the free-throw line and completed a powerful one-handed dunk.

After that dunk, the entire scene fell completely silent.

WTF?

If I remember correctly, this guy is almost 40, right?

And he hasn't received any systematic or professional basketball training for many years.

And then, without even warming up, he just pulls up and dunks from the free-throw line?

What are you talking about?

Lin Tian: You guys are joking! Who can dunk like that without warming up? I warmed up, I really warmed up while dribbling at the center line, otherwise it would have been hard to complete this dunk!

Lin Tian's free throw line dunk not only shocked the fans in the arena, but even the Bobcats players were stunned.

After all, Lin Tianke almost never participates in their training sessions!

Apart from Rose and Jeremy Lin, who received some one-on-one special training from Lin Tian, ​​the rest of the team hardly saw Lin Tian play any basketball that year.

And then, that's how it's deducted?
This isn't just a case of "still sharp as ever," it's like an ancient divine sword reappearing in the world, stirring up a bloodbath in the blink of an eye!

"Show him one more!" Yao Ming was the first to shout, excitedly cheering, "Let's do a 360-degree spin! Everyone, give the coach some space, give him a running start, and let him dunk a 360!"

"What kind of crap do you need to create space for?" Lin Tian snorted, looking at Yao Ming with disdain. "The strongest dunk you know of in your life is a 360, right? Otherwise, how could you say something like 'creating space'?"

After speaking, Lin Tian glanced at the basket, then stepped forward with his left foot, propelling himself into the air like a rocket and beginning to spin. Holding the basketball in one hand, Lin Tian maintained perfect control despite the spin. He held the ball firmly in his grasp, and after completing a full rotation, he smoothly slammed it into the basket!
"boom!"

There was another muffled thud, but Lin Tian shook his head in dissatisfaction and said, "I'm getting old, I'm getting old! When I was young, I could spin 720 degrees! Now I can only manage a little over 360 before I have to fall to the ground."

Stop pretending! These are all family, no need to act like this!
"Coach, let's do a crossover again! I've always wanted to learn how to do a crossover, but I just can't!" Stephenson suddenly opened his mouth, looking at Lin Tian with a pious expression.

"You've come to the wrong person for a between-the-legs dunk. I'm not very good at it. You'll have to ask Jason Richardson for that. That guy is the best at it."

"Ah, then..." Stephenson thought Lin Tian was going to politely refuse him and was feeling disappointed when Lin Tian quickly interrupted him again.

"My between-the-legs dunks are just average. Besides requiring a high jump height, the most important thing for this kind of dunk is coordination and core strength."

"You need good coordination so you won't lose your balance when you do the movements. You also need strong core strength so you can quickly bounce back and spike the ball when you bend over to pick it up, like this!"

As Lin Tian spoke, he took another step forward and then slammed the ball up between his legs for a powerful dunk!
Again, he didn't take a running start, took a step and jumped up directly, and it was another extremely difficult dunk.

The entire Bobcats team was mesmerized!
After playing all season, isn't our coach the strongest player on the team?

Players certainly won't think someone is great just because they dunked a few spectacular dunks.

They are among the world's top players; they've seen it all.

But if it's Lin Tian, ​​this monster, who does this, then the players are 100% convinced that if this guy can dunk like that, then he can come on the court at any time and score 50 points!
Who told him to be Lin Tian?
After two consecutive dunks, Lin Tian was still not satisfied, so he went on to dunk several more times from different directions!
Eventually, even the players started to heckle.

They wanted Lin Tian to leapfrog Yao Ming.

This time, Lin Tian refused without hesitation.

Just kidding, buddy. I can do all the other dunks, but this one, no matter what, is impossible.

When it comes to leaping and slamming dunks, Lin Tian's reverse talent is too strong, it gets in the way, and he easily knocks other people's heads off, which is too impolite.

Although Lin Tian refused to perform the difficult task of leaping over Yao Ming, he wouldn't directly refuse other things as well.

For example, playing one-on-one games with teammates to warm up, running together to cheer each other on, or retrieving the ball for each other when shooting hoops.

During tonight's pre-game warm-up, Lin Tian became the absolute focus. This guy, who hadn't worn a jersey and played basketball in public for a long time, no matter what he did, where he was, or who he interacted with, everyone couldn't take their eyes off him. He had this ability by nature.

Even though they knew Lin Tian was just changing clothes for fun and had no chance of actually playing, Cavaliers fans were still quite worried and fearful.

They recalled the terror of being ruled by Lin Tian in the early years of the century.

Then they watched as Lin Tian ran around here and there, seamlessly integrating into the players' warm-up routine without any hesitation or difficulty.

Yes, he's infiltrated the Cavaliers' player circle.

"Lin, can you have any shame? We're discussing tactics!" Wade took a step to the side, blocking Lin Tian, ​​who was desperately trying to squeeze forward and hear Brown's instructions.

I've never seen such a shameless person. Lin Tian even shouted at the circle just now.

Excuse me! Excuse me! Let me through, thank you!

Thanks for the crab claw leg!

Is this something that can be resolved with just a thank you?

Lin Tian was immediately surrounded by several burly men.

A group of people looked at Lin Tian with unfriendly expressions. What exactly do you want to do?

Lin Tian wasn't afraid. With his status in the martial arts world, how could he possibly take a beating?

"It's alright, you guys go ahead with the arrangements, I'll just listen and learn a bit, just pretend I don't exist."

Lin Tian waved his hand casually, showing his thoughtfulness and telling the Cavaliers not to worry about him.

I must say, that's quite thoughtful.

"Don't you need to direct and arrange things over there? The game officially starts in 20 minutes." Brown adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses helplessly. Although he had been a head coach for many years, he was still very clear-headed.

He was far less famous than Lin Tian.

"Ignore them. I have Jeff. He's experienced and a good assistant coach. I'll just learn from him. You guys keep setting things up. Just pretend I don't exist."

The shameless Lin Tian was still unwilling to leave. At this moment, even Brown, who had a good temper and a soft heart, couldn't hold back anymore and shouted at the scorer's table, "Ref! Ref! Can you kick this bastard out?"

The three referees were helpless.

The competition hasn't even started yet, what power do those three have?
All they can do is offer advice and suggestions.

But try to persuade Lin Tian? Everyone knows that guy is a scoundrel; there's no way you'd get anything out of him.

"This is pointless. Forget it, let's go." Just when the Cavaliers were feeling utterly disgusted, Lin Tian actually waved his hand, deciding to quit while he was ahead.

The guy was mainly concerned because it was almost time. The NBA still has a dress code, so he had to hurry up and change. Otherwise, if he were to sit on the sidelines in his jersey directing the game, the league could fine him a lot of money.

Since the goal of disgusting people has already been achieved, there's no point in staying here any longer.

Especially if you're a famous coach, or at least someone like Rivers, it wouldn't be a problem for Lin Tian to sit next to you, listen to his motivational speeches, and learn some random things.

But Brown, what do you have that Lin Tian would want to steal from you...?

Are you looking for things like "100 ways to wear glasses" or "88 common mistakes in matching glasses with clothes"?

In short, Lin Tian is gone.

More than 10 minutes later, Lin Tian, ​​who had taken a shower and changed his clothes in the locker room, walked back to the court. By this time, his players had already taken to the court and were ready to start the game.

"So fast? I haven't even set it up yet." Lin Tian pouted, somewhat disappointed.

"How dare you say that? I've never seen such an outrageous head coach in my life!" Van Gundy couldn't help but complain. "As we agreed before, I've already boosted their morale and told them to start the game with Carlos as the main player."

"You can decide what to do next as you see fit; there's still time."

"What a great help Jeff!" Lin Tian exclaimed, thanking Van Gundy, and then took out a towel to wipe Van Gundy's head.

"What are you doing!" Van Gundy was on high alert, quickly dodging backward, his eyes full of vigilance.

"What can I do? I'll apply some oil to make it reflective even better!"

"Fuck off!"

Van Gundy cursed angrily and shooed Lin Tian aside like he was swatting a fly. How could this bastard be so annoying?

"Everyone, one more time, I have one last thing to say."

After teasing Van Gundy, Lin Tian glanced at the time and realized there were still about two minutes before kickoff. He immediately waved and called everyone to his side.

"I've already drawn all the hatred onto myself, and I've taken on all the pressure for you guys. Now the fans are doing everything because of me, so you can finally focus on playing well, right?"

Lin Tian clapped his hands and said, "In this situation, you have no reason not to fight well. Charge forward and give me everything you can!"

"Then, we'll go horseback riding in Dallas!"

"Yes!"

After Lin Tian's simple words, the Bobcats players' morale soared even higher. They finally understood why their coach had been so high-profile tonight.

This is to relieve our burden!
He's a really good coach.

If we don't play like crazy and win the game, are we even human?

"You really think so? From the moment you entered the stadium, you've been helping everyone relieve the pressure and alleviate the criticism from the away team?" Stevens was looking at Lin Tian now, feeling that he had learned something new.

"Of course, I've planned everything out long ago!" Lin Tian declared confidently, arms crossed, as if to say, "I'll take care of everything, you guys just fly high."

Of course, if someone privately asks Lin Tian what exactly happened, Lin Tian will tell you: What's the point of planning ahead? I just got itchy hands and wanted to experience the atmosphere of the competition!

"That was terrifying." At this moment, Miller and Jackson were still discussing Lin Tian's dunks on the court 20 minutes earlier.

"How can someone this age, who hasn't trained for so long, still be so stingy?"

Jackson said, "Even when Reggie was 25, he couldn't do a dunk like that! How does Lin maintain his physique? If he revealed his secret, he could earn countless dollars a year!" (End of Chapter)