Daming: I can’t kill such a greedy prince-in-law?
Chapter 594: Emperor Taizong, let's wash and massage your feet together
Chapter 594: Emperor Taizong, let's wash and massage your feet together (Please subscribe!!)
"The Emperor is here!"
"Fuck!"
Hearing this, Ouyang Lun and Zhu Biao were both shocked. Just as they were about to get up, Zhu Yuanzhang walked in with a gloomy face.
At this time, Ouyang Lun and Zhu Biao had just sat up.
Zhu Yuanzhang walked into the Hall of Supreme Harmony and saw Ouyang Lun and Zhu Biao lying on the bed, both with bare chests, and accompanied by two or three beautiful women. Seeing this scene, Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes widened.
It seemed as if Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes were about to pop out in the next second.
"you!!"
Zhu Yuanzhang said in a deep voice.
"Father, please listen to my explanation. Things are not as you think!" Zhu Biao spoke quickly. He wanted to get up, but just as he sat up, he remembered that he was only wearing shorts inside, so he had to sit back silently.
"Father-in-law, the Emperor, please calm down. The Emperor and I didn't do anything else. We just wanted to relax!" Ouyang Lun also said.
"You are like this, and you still tell me that it is not what I think. Do you think I am a fool?"
Zhu Yuanzhang said in a deep voice.
"Father, my brother-in-law saw that I was a little tired from handling state affairs recently, so he arranged for a technician to give me a massage. By the way, we two can discuss state affairs!" Zhu Biao continued to explain.
"You two were just having a massage?!" Zhu Yuanzhang calmed down a little after hearing Zhu Biao's explanation. He turned to look at Ouyang Lun and asked, "You two didn't lie to me?"
"Of course there is no need to lie to you! Look for yourself. Isn't this layout suitable for massage and foot washing?!" Ouyang Lun said unhappily: "Since the Emperor's brother-in-law ascended the throne, he has been working diligently and has never dared to neglect his duties!"
"We are worried that his health will collapse, so we arranged for a technician to come."
"No. Father-in-law, where else are you thinking of going?"
"Ahem." Zhu Yuanzhang looked a little embarrassed after listening to Zhu Biao and Ouyang Lun's explanation, but he quickly regained his serious look. "Even if you two are washing feet and getting a massage here, where is this? This is the Hall of Supreme Harmony, where the emperor handles government affairs. How can it be a place for you two to wash feet and get a massage? It's just a swank!"
"Your Majesty is right. I was not thoughtful enough. Please calm down and don't let your anger ruin your health!" Zhu Biao said gratefully.
Zhu Biao took the initiative to admit his fault, but Ouyang Lun refused to accept it and said directly: "Grand Emperor, look at what you said. Now this Hall of Supreme Harmony is the place of your majesty's eldest brother-in-law. To put it bluntly, this is your majesty's eldest brother-in-law's study. Put two beds in your own study, lie on them and chat while massaging, what's wrong with that?!"
"The Emperor's brother-in-law, the master of the house, didn't say anything, but you are unwilling to do so!"
"We are right about this!"
Seeing that Ouyang Lun was going to confront his father Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Biao looked at Ouyang Lun with a worried look on his face. Zhu Biao quickly winked at Ouyang Lun, asking him to stop talking.
"Brother Emperor, don't wink at me. I, Ouyang Lun, will say what I want to say today!"
"If what I said is wrong, then just fire me and investigate me!"
Ouyang Lun acted quite tough and seemed not to be afraid of Zhu Yuanzhang at all.
"Brother-in-law, don't talk back to our father. It will be a disaster for both of us," Zhu Biao advised quickly.
"No, I don't like to wrongly accuse others, and I don't like others to wrongly accuse me!" Ouyang Lun also said with a firm attitude: "If I did it, you don't need to ask, I will admit it. If it wasn't me, don't even think about throwing dirty water on me!"
Ruined!
After hearing Ouyang Lun's harsh words, Zhu Biao felt disheartened for a moment. He had a deep understanding of his father, Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, and Ouyang Lun had offended Zhu Yuanzhang to death.
I'm afraid that next the two of them will face Zhu Yuanzhang's furious scolding!
At this time, Ouyang Lun spoke again, and his words suddenly softened. "I think the father-in-law, the retired emperor, came to the Hall of Supreme Harmony. He must have something important to discuss with us. Why don't you lie down and wash your feet and massage them together?!"
Um! ?
After hearing Ouyang Lun's last words, Zhu Biao went crazy. He never expected Ouyang Lun to say this.
Let the emperor follow them to get a pedicure and massage? !
This is crazy.
My father will definitely get even angrier after hearing this.
However, at this critical moment, Zhu Yuanzhang said, "Don't you only have two beds? How are you going to lie down?!"
"That's easy. Just ask someone to bring a new bed." Ouyang Lun said with a smile.
"Since it's a foot washing and massage, where are the technicians? I'm quite picky, and I won't look down on any technician who isn't a really good one!" Zhu Yuanzhang said in a deep voice.
"Okay, it must be a new technician!" Ouyang Lun nodded, then pointed to the five technicians around him and said, "They are all the best technicians in the Tianshang Renjian headquarters in Beizhili. I believe that the emperor's brother-in-law and the emperor's father-in-law will be able to understand it!"
"In that case, why don't you make arrangements quickly!?"
Zhu Yuanzhang said unhappily.
Upon hearing this, Zhu Biao was dumbfounded. He never expected that things would turn out like this!
"Yes Yes!"
Zhu Biao was shocked. After hearing what Zhu Yuanzhang said, he finally reacted, "Little Li, quickly prepare another single bed!"
Ouyang Lun continued: "That's right, just lie down and talk about things peacefully, this is the best way!!"
"Humph! For the sake of the massage and the technician, let's not bother with you about this!"
Soon a new single bed was brought up and Zhu Yuanzhang sat on it.
"Yes, yes! Thank you, father!" Zhu Biao nodded repeatedly.
"It's my brother-in-law and I who don't mind you disturbing us!" Ouyang Lun said, and then muttered, "We are considering you as our elder!"
Zhu Biao was really afraid that Ouyang Lun would irritate Zhu Yuanzhang again, so he quickly pulled Ouyang Lun back and said, "Brother-in-law, let's not talk about this anymore, just give him a good massage!"
"That's pretty much it!"
Ouyang Lun chose a more comfortable position, "We haven't had a massage for a long time, let's start!"
"There are five technicians. You two can each take one, and we have three!"
"Oh, thanks." Ouyang Lun refused to do it again, but this time Zhu Biao quickly covered Ouyang Lun's mouth with his hand before Ouyang Lun could finish his words.
"Brother-in-law, please let us give way to our father!"
"Just do as Father says!"
Zhu Biao said immediately.
Ouyang Lun gave Zhu Biao a look that meant "I'll do it for your sake this time!"
After arranging all these, the three of them lay on their single beds and enjoyed the massage from the technician.
"Not bad, not bad! The technician's technique is really good!" Zhu Yuanzhang muttered while enjoying the massage.
"As long as your Majesty is happy! If your Majesty likes it, you can have a massage often!" Zhu Biao said with a smile: "Brother-in-law Ouyang said that regular massage is good for the body. It can fully activate the meridians and acupuncture points and relieve fatigue!"
"Yeah!" Zhu Yuanzhang nodded with satisfaction.
At this point, Zhu Biao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Ouyang Lun was too lazy to say anything more, so he simply closed his eyes and enjoyed it.
After a while.
Seeing that Zhu Yuanzhang's mood had completely calmed down, Zhu Biao plucked up the courage to ask, "Father, you came here suddenly, is there something important?"
Hear this.
Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly opened his eyes.
"Your words really remind us!"
"We just received a secret report that there is unusual movement on the grassland!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Biao's face immediately became serious, and he asked in a deep voice: "Father, is this news accurate? At present, I have not received any memorials from the border areas!"
Zhu Yuanzhang rolled his eyes and said calmly: "If the border has sent the news, how can we still have the mood to massage with you two here?!"
"The news was sent back by a secret agent of the Imperial Guard from the grassland. The news should be correct. The Ming Dynasty has been developing over the years. The surrounding forces seem to be very stable, but in fact they all have their own small moves. We arranged for the Imperial Guard to infiltrate them early on, just for the situation today!"
Upon hearing what Zhu Yuanzhang said, Zhu Biao couldn't help but feel a little scared. After all, he was still a little immature, and he was only thinking about how to manage the country's internal affairs, but was a little negligent about the country's external affairs. If the Northern Yuan Dynasty on the grassland suddenly took action, the Ming Dynasty would probably suffer a great loss!
The Northern Yuan Dynasty is a big hidden danger after all!
"Father, how do you plan to deal with this matter?"
Zhu Biao asked.
"According to my temper, since the Northern Yuan Dynasty is still intent on causing trouble, I will just lead my army to destroy the Northern Yuan Dynasty to prevent future troubles!"
"However, the Beijing-Pingyuan Railway has not yet been completed. It is very difficult to destroy the Northern Yuan Dynasty quickly at a very low cost."
Zhu Yuanzhang said in a deep voice.
After saying that, Zhu Yuanzhang first glanced at Ouyang Lun next to him, only to find that Ouyang Lun had fallen asleep. Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that his mouth twitched.
However, Zhu Yuanzhang did not wake Ouyang Lun this time. Instead, he turned his head to the other side and asked Zhu Biao: "Biao'er, you are the emperor now. What will you do about this matter?"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Biao immediately understood that his father Zhu Yuanzhang was testing him.
Zhu Biao subconsciously looked at Ouyang Lun and found that Ouyang Lun was asleep, which made him feel disappointed.
"You are the emperor, and you have to make your own decisions. You don't have to ask Ouyang Lun for his opinion on everything. He has no right to participate in the Northern Expedition to the grasslands!"
Zhu Yuanzhang spoke quite firmly, and it was not known whether he was talking to Zhu Biao or Ouyang Lun.
Zhu Biao nodded. He had been emperor for some time, so he naturally understood what Zhu Yuanzhang meant. He and his son had already discussed the matter of suppressing the Northern Yuan Dynasty a long time ago. Ouyang Lun's contribution in building the Beijing-Pingyuan Railway was already great enough. If the credit for suppressing the Northern Yuan Dynasty was given to Ouyang Lun, then Ouyang Lun's achievement would be the best in the Ming Dynasty, and even the founding generals such as Xu Da and Tang He could not compare to him!
To describe it in one word: too successful to be a threat to the master!
Zhu Yuanzhang simply didn't want Ouyang Lun to make such a great contribution, lest he couldn't suppress the murderous intent in his heart!
Zhu Biao didn't want his brother-in-law Ouyang Lun to be in danger because of his great contributions!
Generally speaking, Zhu Biao and Zhu Yuanzhang, father and son, had the same idea on this matter, which was not to let Ouyang Lun be the commander-in-chief!
Back to topic.
Facing Zhu Yuanzhang's test, Zhu Biao lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head, "Father, I think the unusual movement in the north is a major event and must be taken seriously. We need to summon the cabinet and military cabinet officials to discuss it together!"
"The opinions reached through joint discussion are the opinions of my sons and ministers."
Hearing Zhu Biao's words, Zhu Yuanzhang smiled and said, "You have become cunning!"
"But you are right. Since there has been some unusual movement in the Northern Yuan Dynasty, it is not just a simple matter for us father and son to talk about it. If we really want to take action, the entire Ming Dynasty must take action. So it is a very correct decision to gather the ministers to discuss it!"
"Just do as you say!"
"Yes, father!" Zhu Biao was actually quite nervous after he said this. He didn't expect that his father Zhu Yuanzhang would approve of him!
"So what about Father's massage?!"
"Let's talk about it after we finish it!" Zhu Yuanzhang turned his head and looked at Ouyang Lun again.
"Yes!" Zhu Biao nodded and stopped talking.
So, in the Hall of Supreme Harmony, on three single massage beds, Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Biao and Ouyang Lun enjoyed the massage services of top beauty technicians.
Not a moment later.
Zhu Yuanzhang and his son Zhu Biao also fell asleep one after another.
In the Hall of Supreme Harmony.
Civil and military ministers gathered together.
When it was almost dark, they had already dispersed and returned home when they suddenly received a message from the palace asking them to rush in.
None of the ministers who received the news dared to delay or slack off.
You should know that the more sudden the notification is, the more big the event is.
As they expected, after entering the palace, they saw many ministers looking in the same manner. They also heard about the "Unusual Movements in the Northern Yuan Dynasty."
This made the minister's already tense nerves even more tense.
Most officials were nervous, after all, the slightest mistake could lead to a major war.
But some officials were very excited. They were the Huaixi generals headed by Lan Yu, the general of the military cabinet and the Duke of Liang!
Lan Yu has been very angry during this period.
In the last Beijing-Pingcheng Railway incident, the two people who were exiled to the frontier were the sons of his adopted son. To put it simply, his adopted grandson was murdered, and he, as the adopted grandfather, was unable to protect him. Although he had appeased his adopted son, he, Lan Yu, was still a little embarrassed.
Another thing is that he originally thought that he would be completely successful after becoming the general of the cabinet. However, the army had been undergoing reforms and there were no wars to fight, so he, the general of the cabinet, was like an idle person!
I feel like I've been ripped off.
He can only pray that the Beijing-Pingcheng Railway can be built faster, so that he can take action against the Northern Yuan Dynasty, and then Lan Yu will have a place to use his talents!
The flowers are about to wither if you wait so long.
Finally, the good news came. Normally, the Ming Dynasty would wait until the Beijing-Ping Railway was completed before taking action against the Northern Yuan Dynasty. However, man proposes, God disposes. The Northern Yuan Dynasty is courting disaster and is trying to stir up trouble. In this case, His Majesty the Emperor and the Emperor Emeritus may not even wait for the Beijing-Ping Railway to be completed before they take action against the Northern Yuan Dynasty!
Then Lan Yu's chance has come! !
(End of this chapter)
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