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Chapter 46 "Wanwan" premieres

"Director Xu, if you have anything to say, just say it." Wang Hui frowned and looked at Xu Ge, feeling very dissatisfied with him for always going around in circles.

"Mr. Wang, there is no need to be angry. As long as you are willing to listen to me, I will keep the potatoes and become famous in one battle!" Xu Ge said with a meaningful smile.

Wang Hui: "..."

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"Hey, Yang Mi, are you in the imperial capital? Okay, I can help you with a little favor..."

"Lao Hu, where are you? Magic City? Okay, I'll let someone find you..."

"Luo Jin, what are you doing? Do me a little favor..."

"..."

It took two days to prepare,

At seven o'clock in the evening the next day,

"Wan Wan" is officially broadcast exclusively on Tudou.com.

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Jinling, Jiangning Middle School.

"Xiaoyue, are you still watching "Chen Qianqian" tonight?"

"Look, Qianqian is so cute. It's so interesting to play the second brush."

During lunch break,

More than twenty die-hard "Chen Qianqian" fans in the class gathered together to chat.

In the beginning, there were only a few die-hard fans of Xiaoyue in the class.

Waiting for "Chen Qianqian" to finish broadcasting in Jinling,

Almost all the girls in the class are fans of Yang Mi and Hu Ge.
I have become a big fan of "Cheng Jiao" CP.

Especially Yang Mi, the role of Chen Qianqian is too alien, and there is a huge distance between them and the heroines in film and television dramas at that time.
Suddenly he became the idol in the hearts of all the girls in the class.
The little bees began to grow rapidly.

And with the launch of "Chen Qianqian",

This group is still growing rapidly,

Until now,
Most of the girls in Jiangning Middle School have become little bees.

developed to the end,
Those who have never watched "Chen Qianqian" are almost embarrassed to communicate with the little sisters.

"Look, look, look, Sister Mimi posted something on her blog, "Never Expected"?
She said that she and Hu Geluojin, the original cast members of "Chen Qianqian", made guest appearances in a very interesting online drama, and called on us little bees to watch it..."

"Yes, I also saw it. The director of "Wan Wan" seems to be the director of photography of "Chen Qianqian".

It will be broadcast exclusively on Tudou at [-] o'clock tonight. Why don't you all form a group to watch it? "

"Hu Ge also recommended it. He said that "Wan Wan" is super funny and beautiful. He strongly recommends all fans to watch it!"

"Okay, let's go to Tudou tonight to see if this online drama is good or not."

"Okay, let's go and see together."

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six fifty in the evening,

After Xiaoyue finished eating and took a shower, she rushed into the boudoir and turned on the computer without bothering to dry her wet hair.

Skilled login potato,
On the home page,
The posters of the main creators of "Unexpectedly" topped the list.

"Bletilla is the protagonist?"

Click to take a look. After reading the introduction, Xiaoyue was surprised to find that the protagonist Wang Dachui turned out to be Han Shuo's idiot subordinate Baiji.

With curiosity,

She waited slowly,
at last,

The time came to seven o'clock in the evening,

"Wanwan" has finally been updated.

"Let me see if this so-called originator of online dramas is as good-looking as Mimi said..."

Seeing the two episodes just updated above, Xiaoyue chose the first episode and played it decisively.

【Never imagined!La la la la la! 】

[This episode is sponsored by the Kimchi National Space Administration. We are going to the distance to see what else is ours, Smecta~]

"Haha, the narration at the beginning is quite funny. What else is ours? The description is so apt..."

Seeing a short joke about a certain country, Xiaoyue, who is also considered a surfing expert, immediately understood its connotation.

With expectation, Xiaoyue continued to read,
Soon, the camera turned,
Wang Dachui, wearing cheap ancient clothes, appeared on the computer screen with a dull expression.

"My name is Wang Dachui, I am an actor, and I am currently filming a low-cost martial arts drama!" On the screen, with Bai Ke's extremely fast dubbing, before Xiaoyue could react,
The screen turns,
Wang Dachui was holding a gleaming children's toy sword and was spitting out fragrance.

"Isn't this too low-cost? Which children's toy sword is it from?"

“It’s already of this quality, yet it’s still so flashy?

You are still not convinced that the quality is poor, right? "

Hehehe!
Xiaoyue was a little amused,
Due to the first impression of Baiji being silly and loyal in "Chen Qianqian",

She easily accepted Wang Dachui's self-complaining style.

quickly,

The plot advances,

The supporting role played by Lao Zhu made a brilliant appearance.

"Hahaha... think about it... if you want to rescue the princess... just... um... just step over my body!"

"Come on, use your unique skill Nine Yang Divine Fist!"

"..."

"What the hell is this? You didn't even do any special effects. Just typing it is too perfunctory, right?"

Hahaha! ! !
When the famous scene of "Wan Wan" comes on, the special effects of typing with the invincible frost on the left hand and flame on the right hand appear,
Unexpectedly,

Xiaoyue smiled directly into a flower.

Next,
Xiaoyue's laughter almost never stopped.

"I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day. That was my lost youth..."

"You just changed your clothes. The supporting actor just now is the same person as you!"

"Yes!"

"Come on, young man, let's fight to the death!"

The simplest form of comedy is repetition,

The first episode of "Wanwan" seems simple,
But starting from the first bit player,
I keep repeating the concepts of [bad actors] → [bad special effects] → [poor crew] → [bad movie].

In conjunction with Bai Ke’s desperate complaints on behalf of netizens,

Lao Zhu worked hard on behalf of the producer,

After three times in a row,
When the big devil played by Lao Zhu jumped from the garbage mountain and fell to death at the feet of Wang Dachui,

With the shocking line "I have no regrets in my life..." which he repeated three times,
Xiaoyue was so amused that she laughed loudly, and the sound almost spread throughout the whole building.

"Hahaha! It's so funny! How could there be such a rubbish crew?!"

Boom boom boom!
"Xiaoyue, keep your voice down, don't disturb the neighbors next door."

"I see, Mom."

Pressing the pause button, Xiaoyue stuck out her tongue in response to her mother,

I calmed down and suppressed the joy in my heart,
Tell yourself never to laugh again,

Satsuki clicks to continue playing.

"My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that even though I didn't want to rescue the princess, I ended up rescuing the princess!"

At this point, the first episode has come to an end,

With Wang Dachui’s cute and fast narration,

The plot takes a turn.

"Sure enough, it's the same guy again."

"You saved me, and I will have sex with you tonight.

I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want~"

"Why are you doing this?"

"I never want to work with this poor crew again..."

As the woman disguises herself as a man, the princess played by the coquettish old pig appears,
The desperate Wang Dachui tried to die to preserve his innocence.

At this time, the toy sword at the beginning appears again, and its sparkling light not only echoes the beginning, but also
It once again told the audience these funny concepts of "bad crew" and "bad movie".

And when Wang Dachui swung his sword and killed himself, Lao Zhu didn't even let go of the corpse and kissed it heavily...

In a flash,

Xiaoyue could no longer suppress the happiness in her heart and burst out laughing!

"Hahaha!!! Wang Dachui is so pitiful! It's so funny!"

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(End of this chapter)