Just because I can eat, let me go to the transfiguration meter

Chapter 102 You call Xiaomazha modern craftsmanship?

The audience also cheered at this moment:
"You also said that your program team has no script, is this not a script? How can a person be so unlucky that he can open three blind boxes or four blind boxes in a row, and open the same junk, and the person who sends the blind boxes is different? , isn’t it a script?”

"Although I don't like this Xu Fei, can you make up something real? This is too fake. Other people's blind boxes are full of food, sleeping bags and other useful things. When it comes to Xu Fei's washboard, Is it done?"

"I believe that Xu Fei's character is bad, but it's not that bad. Opening so many blind boxes in a row is not a good thing. There must be something wrong with it. You are trying to create a bad luck situation for Xu Fei. What about his character? Please, can I have some snacks?"

"Let's not talk about anything else. Let Xu Fei continue to dismantle a blind box. I don't believe that he can dismantle anything unscrupulous. This time, I will randomly select the blind box. Your program team cannot stop it, you guys. If you dare to stop it, I will directly write negative reviews and say that your program team has a shady story."

"Yes, I agree with the point above. If we were asked to pick the blind boxes, I don't believe that Xu Fei could find anything inappropriate from the blind boxes we picked randomly. The program team must give us an explanation!"

The audience was filled with indignation, calling the program crew to come over, and loudly questioning the program crew for defrauding consumers.

The chief director sitting in the conference room was surprised that Xu Fei was able to open so many blind boxes in a row and come up with some nonsense, but he had to make arrangements because the audience was so excited at this moment.

He, the chief director, swears that these gifts have never been touched at all. Whatever Xu Fei can take out is all his own luck and has nothing to do with the program team. Since the audience wants to see it, just arrange it directly. There is no need to be stupid. Ruin the reputation of the program team.

But he was also curious, was Xu Fei really unlucky or good?
I have targeted him so many times, overtly and covertly, and now because of this little thing, the audience has noticed his existence.

As for the shady story, he, the chief director, naturally does not admit it, but since it can enhance the interaction between the guests and the audience and make the program more popular, he, the chief director, is naturally willing to help.

He immediately called the staff on the island and asked Xu Fei to point out a blind box as the audience said and let Xu Fei continue to dismantle it.

When Xu Fei heard the new task given to him by the program team conveyed by the photographer, he was also very worried.

After so many times of opening the blind box, Xu Fei was completely numb. Now even if he told Xu Fei that he was indeed an unlucky guy, Xu Fei would admit it.

If you can play like this, if you keep playing like this, the audience will sooner or later label me the unlucky guy for the rest of his life.

Damn it, you want me to be nailed to the pillar of shame for the rest of my life!
But since the program team requested it, it was hard for Xu Fei to refuse. After all, he had signed an agreement, and he was not allowed to violate the program team's request without special reasons.

And this request is not too much. It is just asking me to unpack the package for others, and I have no reason to refuse.

So Xu Fei picked up Zhang Hema's package amid Zhang Hema's anxious eyes.

Zhang Hema also carefully reminded Xu Fei.

"Well, be careful."

Hearing the tension in Zhang Hema's words, Xu Fei couldn't help but sweat secretly.

Heaven, earth, please protect me. Don't give me any ghosts or monsters in this package. I don't want to be called the unlucky guy of that day for the rest of my life!
So Xu Fei picked up the knife and slowly opened the package in front of him.When Xu Fei picked up the package, he felt a little heavy, and even heard the sound of iron objects hitting inside.

Xu Fei guessed that there might be iron inside, and the presence of iron meant that there might be traces of modern craftsmanship. Since there were traces of modern craftsmanship, it would definitely not be something weird anymore.

Then a small military green pony fell out and landed on the ground, just wide open.

Then a few more ponies were thrown out of the package and lay sparsely on the ground.

The little horse tie looked brand new, but there seemed to be some dust in the cloth strips on it. Xu Fei flicked it with his hand, and there was dust floating in the air.

So Xu Fei sat down naturally, feeling the tightness and elasticity from his buttocks, and the corners of Xu Fei's mouth curled up.

"Brother Zhang, brother Zhang, your fans sent you this little horse. It's really good. It may be something they left behind after their military training. It's a good thing. You can feel it when you sit on it. Brother Zhang, brother Zhang, why don't you speak?"

Zhang Hema's eyes were already blank at this moment, and he was groping for the small horse on the ground like a zombie, slowly opening it.

The horse formed an "X" in the air.

Seeing Zhang Hema's appearance, Xu Fei couldn't help but sigh, it turned out that the iron sound was made by Ma Zha.

Even in a sense, this maza is indeed the epitome of modern technology.

For example, it was born on the assembly line, and the assembly line is also a part of modern craftsmanship!
However, considering Zhang Hema's mood at the moment, Xu Fei did not say this.

But at this moment Zhang Hema himself collapsed.

"Xiao Xu, didn't you say that? Didn't you say that your luck is not that bad? What's the use of this thing?"

Xu Fei excitedly picked up the ponytail from under his butt and said the same to the other people:
"It's a good thing. This is a good thing. Look at it. It can not only be used for sitting, but also for smashing and chopping. It is a must-have item for home travel and outdoor survival. Brother Zhang, I'm not saying that, this thing Among all the things we sell now, practical functions rank first!”

Be the first in line!I'm sick, so I put this thing first!

But who came up with the idea of ​​mailing the little Mazza to a deserted island?Do you want to use this mazza to knock a shark to death in the sea, then drag it ashore, fry it until both sides are golden, coat it in flour, and make the kid next door cry?
Looking at the sender again, it’s another one I’ve never seen before.

So Xu Fei turned his head, faced the camera, and said in the most sincere and sincere words in his life:
"Family members, you must believe me, this thing is definitely very useful on the island. Put it on the ground, and people can sit there with their legs free. Isn't this a huge progress in human civilization? With it, we We no longer need to sit on the cold ground; with it, we can make a silent protest to nature; with it, we can prove that we are still a part of modern society, not separate from it."

Well, Xu Fei really couldn't make it up anymore, because he found that instead of making up something practical, it would be better to admit it generously. It is indeed a waste.
(End of this chapter)