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Chapter 136 Sanwa: Nen looks down on hemorrhoids, right?

In the Snake Spirit Cave Mansion.

Lu Chuan lay half-dead on the stone floor and began to curse.

"Damn, now I know why workers hate having their boss monitor them the most."

Just now, not long after the third baby committed a crime, Lu Chuan suddenly realized that he seemed to be missing something.

Fortunately, it only lasted a moment, and it immediately returned to its original state without even having time to confirm.

No need to think too much, this must have been a good deed done by a certain older, menopausal leftover woman whose name was not revealed far away.

Mastering the way of creation, let alone turning a man into a woman, it is not difficult to conjure a man and woman out of thin air.

Well, people did do this at some point in time.

Lu Chuan was still a little frightened here. Suddenly, a piece of gravel fell from the wall in the corner, and a pangolin popped out of it.

"It's not good, it's not good, old eh?"

The pangolin wanted to say that he was sorry for the old man, but when he looked up and saw Lu Chuan, his words suddenly choked up.

A white-haired hunk with his upper body bare and in the posture of a meditator raised his head.

From the angle of the pangolin, you can just see it. Even if the opponent's back muscles are slightly exerted, the fly can be easily pinched to death.

"Where did you come from, little monster? Are you with the snake spirit?"

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Gudong, the pangolin swallowed hard, fearing that he would be beaten to death if he answered too late, so he spoke quickly.

"Calabash Baby's eldest brother was defeated by the snake spirit and has now been captured back to the cave."

"Grandpa, come with me quickly, I will take you out!"

The pangolin knew that the snake spirit was very powerful and if he escaped with the old man, he would definitely be discovered.

But it doesn't matter, he has a means of escape in this mountain.

This back and forth just serves as a catalyst for the birth of other gourd babies.

But this old man in front of me.
"The eldest child was captured?"

Lu Chuan pretended to be calm and stood up slowly.

In an instant, the burly body gave the pangolin a huge sense of pressure, as if it would be torn apart by the wild beast in front of him in the next second.

"Hmph, let me see what's going on!"

Said Lu Chuan strode out of the room.

The pangolin immediately became anxious when he saw it and hurriedly chased after him: "Grandpa, what are you going to do?"

"What?"

Lu Chuan grinned, showing his white teeth: "What do you think?"

The pangolin couldn't help but shiver and didn't dare to fart more.

Something's not right with this old man, so it's better to be careful.

The mountain god won't kill him, but this old man can't tell.

Who knows, one day he just couldn't think about it anymore and wanted to eat some food and drinks to protect animals.

On the other side, Lu Chuan came to Snake Jing's bedroom and caught her looking at the big baby.

"The pangolin said you caught a calabash baby?" Lu Chuan asked.

As soon as he heard his voice, Snake Spirit suddenly looked shy and said, "Hey, it's just a family that can't catch you."

"Okay, I no longer want to use Calabash Baby to practice elixirs."

"Don't catch Calabash Baby?"

Damn it, it’s not okay if you don’t catch the Calabash Baby. No, it doesn’t matter if they take the initiative to deliver it to you.

Erwa's weakness is innocence, and her nose will bleed until she dies.

If the third baby has hemorrhoids, just let the toad spirit go away. If the fourth baby, the fifth baby, and the sixth baby have hemorrhoids, they will automatically throw themselves into the street. The seventh baby only needs to pick off the gourd and he will die.One thing is that the lotus platform alone is not enough, the snake spirit has to be asked to take out the alchemy furnace.

After thinking about it, Lu Chuan said to the snake spirit: "Come here, I will tell you something, and you will be rewarded if you do it well."

The snake spirit had already transformed perfectly, and the tail came from the skirt. Lu Chuan was shocked when he saw it for the first time, but he was relieved when he thought about Little King Kong and Xiao Qing in the big movie.

It's probably Nuwa's bad taste. After all, these great gods have lived for too long and have all sorts of weird reincarnations.

Lu Chuan thought for a while, waved his hand and made a projection screen that automatically played short movies at the entrance of Snake Spirit Cave to deal with the "catastrophe" of the second baby.

After feeling it for a while, he said: "Go a hundred miles east and pick up the dick."

The Snake Spirit is indispensable. Although she is in the same camp as Lu Chuan, catching the Calabash Baby seems to be her instinctive mission from destiny.

It is estimated that this is also a self-protection mechanism of this small world program. In any case, as long as the snake spirit still has the thoughts and actions to catch the gourd baby, everything will be back on track.

Uh. It's formal with quotation marks.

The world controlled by these great gods is really strange. They have to follow certain established outlines, and they also need to see new and different changes in the outline plot.

Think about it, if you keep looking for changes in this mode, you will really have to restart the world countless times.
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At the same time, under the call of "Two Kings" Lu Chuan, Toad Spirit A and B set off with maces.

The gate of the cave.

Sanwa found a dagger from somewhere, bent it with his bare hands, and said with a arrogant look on his face.

"Grandpa, I am the third baby. No matter you are a snake spirit or something else, come out and die!"

As he spoke, he continued to shake his swollen and plump muscles, and metallic luster continued to appear on the muscles.

"Your grandpa, I am made of steel and iron and I am invulnerable. If you don't believe me, I will give you three moves. Whether you chop off your head or stab your eyes, I will do it."

puff--!
A thick mace sneaked up from behind.

Lu Chuan looked at him in the cave with a face that he couldn't bear to look at: "I refuse to accept Sanwa's memory, refuse!"

Outside the cave, Sanwa turned around stiffly, looked at the toad spirit and the mace, and then fell to his knees with pain on his face.

Toad spirit: "!!!"

Sanwa: "Uh-huh. Let me pinch you. You must be a little bit sharper now. It's so exciting right from the start!"

“You don’t know, Grandpa Nen, that I have a weakness, right? Hemorrhoids.

Weaknesses provoke you! "

Toad Spirit: "Hey, hey, you didn't say you had a weakness, didn't you say you can do it anywhere?"

Sanwa was still thinking silently, but her face became paler with the amount of bleeding.

"You look down on weaknesses, don't you? You don't know how uncomfortable it is, right~"

Sanbao, bedding!
Okay, now Lu Chuan finally knows that each of the seven Calabash Babies has its own shortcomings, but there is no doubt that their original abilities are very good.

How should I put it, just like Nezha, it seems ridiculous to need to go through it once, but in fact it is to "complement the self."

Maybe this is one of the most basic laws of heaven.

If there are deficiencies and omissions, only by filling in the deficiencies can the merits be fulfilled.

At the same time, after the snake spirit picked up the second baby, she put her index finger on her lips and thought about it.

"Should I make elixirs?"

"I have it! The alchemy furnace that Taishang Laojun left in the mortal world!"

"It just so happens that this great king has a prescription for elixir here! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

"I am the Queen~"

The snake spirit shook her waist to get the alchemy furnace while recalling the elixir recipe in her mind.

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It may be suspended for a while recently because there are big problems in the family.

I thought that after this book, I would be able to start boldly creating original projects again, but it’s a pity.
(End of this chapter)