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Chapter 268 Perfect plan, calm mistress, this is a real man

However, even though Tang San had decided to kill his Kunzi, he did not act rashly.

He first found Oscar and asked calmly:

"Xiao Ao, can you give me a few of your super recovery sausages?"

After saying this, I felt that it was not safe.

Even if he knew that Oscar wanted to break his head, it was impossible to guess that he was planning to make his son a eunuch.

Tang San still explained solemnly:

“We lost so badly in the points race. If we weren’t lucky enough, we might not even be able to advance in the final round of qualifying.

So I decided to take advantage of the offseason to train myself hard.

As you know, I have a special exercise technique that requires breaking through the upper limit of the body, which is relatively harmful to the body.

There are so many abnormally strong teams in the qualifying match, they can’t all be defeated by then, right? "

Across from him, Oscar was slightly surprised.

He and Tang San have been getting along for nearly two years, and they are already very familiar with each other.

Usually when people want sausage, they are very concise and concise. The words sausage and Xiaoao are enough, or they just stretch out their hands and don't even say a word.

Even most of the time when he needed treatment, he took the initiative, and the same was true for Tang San. Why did he have to explain so much this time?

Of course, he didn't question the other party just because of this little doubt.

Just feeling a little strange in my heart, Dang even patted Tang San on the shoulder and said with a bold look:

"Why is Third Brother so polite all of a sudden?

After all, as a brother in the same team, let alone you want to practice, just you are greedy and want a snack, brother, I will definitely take care of it, no matter what. "

"I have a big sausage!"

"I have a big sausage!"

"I have a big sausage!"

……

After returning to his dormitory,

Tang San first drew all the curtains tightly and locked the door completely from the inside to ensure that no light from the outside could shine in.

Then, a blank area was cleared in the center of the room, and a large, waterproof blanket was spread flatly on the ground.

There is a sharp dagger placed on the right side of the blanket. The blade is as thin as a cicada's wing, and there is a cold light shining on it. You can tell at a glance that it is extraordinary.

On the left, there are three large super recovery sausages just obtained from Oscar. Whether they are daggers or sausages, they are all within reach.

Finally, he knelt in the middle of the blanket and took off his clothes.

Xiao Sanzi held the dagger in his right hand, closing and opening his eyes, which was already filled with a layer of purple enchanting light.

He is very calm, calmness is an essential quality for a good assassin, and he is the best assassin.

Even in the face of such a big event, his heart and hands did not tremble, and his face was calm and untroubled.

He was even secretly planning in his heart, how to be quick and accurate.

For example, the control effect of controlling the crane and capturing the dragon can put the target in the most convenient position for cutting.

The Purple Demon Eyes can see into the smallest details and avoid visual errors, misjudgment of directions, etc.

Exquisite concealed weapon techniques can ensure that one shot penetrates the soul and hits the planned position accurately.

The combination of the three can definitely eliminate the root cause without leaving any residue.

In addition, a strong will, a calm personality, and clever wisdom can also prevent flaws from being revealed afterwards.

Let Bingqing Yujie still be the same Bingqing Yujie,

It's just that the potential of the Blue Silver Grass has been restored, and it has turned into the Blue Silver Emperor, which is invincible in control, attack, and treatment like the plant martial spirits of A Yin and Zhou Yu'an. Simply perfect.

In addition, you can also obtain the divine inheritance from Zhao Yun, which is even more beautiful. Kill two birds with one stone, kill three eagles with one stone, a win-win situation but you win twice.

However, Tang San began to imagine very well.

In this way, use Control Crane to Capture Dragon to straighten the target, then quickly slash it with a sword from that angle, and then add a super recovery sausage, and everything will be fine.

But when it comes time to take action,

As soon as he lowered his head, he suddenly felt a little unbearable.

No matter what, he is his own brother.

I have never seen a woman in my previous life, but I am still a real man.

Are you going to stop being a man in this life?

His calm eyes suddenly dropped small pearls one after another, and his right hand, as steady as an old dog, began to tremble uncontrollably.

After a few seconds of collapse like this, Tang San suddenly threw away the dagger in his hand, wailing with great despair in his heart:

"What sin have I done to deserve this?"

"It's all my fault, you trash, trash, hypocritical and shameless piece of shit, you are simply a bad bastard, a bastard, a bastard, a bastard who is worse than a pig or a dog..."

I serve you tea and water, pay homage three times and kowtow nine times, and greet you every day. I am more like a father than a real father.

But you lied to me about giving me a plant spirit with top life attributes and a beast spirit ring with poison attributes.

None of the attributes, abilities, categories, years, skills, and bonus effects are right, not even one. How can you even be right?

As a result, such a powerful top-level martial spirit, Blue Silver Emperor, was ruined like this, and its performance was not even as good as that of an ordinary low-level martial spirit that developed normally.

I, Tang San, swear to God, the most vicious oath,

Even if you spend your whole life and use all means, you must die without a burial place. No, it is worse than death and suffer all the pain and torture in the world. "

The mistress roared crazily one after another in her heart,

He roared until his face became ferocious, he gnashed his teeth, and veins popped out all over his body. In his eyes, the previous purple intention completely dissipated, replaced by a terrifying and fierce light.

"And Tang Hao, you are also a father in vain.

When I was a child, he ignored me and only knew how to get drunk by himself.

In my memory, I only had a bowl of gruel every three to five days. I never helped clean up. I didn’t even know how to put on extra clothes when the weather got cold.

I was forced to use half of the bed to use the toilet and the other half to sleep.

If it weren't for the recovery ability of Xuantian Kung, he would have died of hunger, thirst, freezing, and illness countless times.

After I could barely move on my own at the age of three,

You haven't even cooked a meal, let alone cooking, you didn't even buy rice, and you had to have old Jack come to help.

When old Jack didn't come, the two of them were hungry in the house.

Are you prepared to starve yourself and your children to death just in case old Jack doesn't come or is gone?

Is there another father in the world as irresponsible as you?

The most hateful thing is that you are obviously a Haotian Douluo, a super strong man, from the Haotian Sect, the first sect in the world, known as the Haotian Double Star, the youngest title in the world.

But he watched helplessly as I was apprenticed to that piece of shit, and watched as I attached a ridiculously wrong soul ring to my martial soul without even saying a word to remind him.

You even praised me for having a good teacher, I love you so much! "

(End of this chapter)