Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 1043 Uncle’s little plan
the next day.

After breakfast, Yang Jun took several women to the ancestral hall.

Since his mother Wang Yuying left on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, he has not seen her for almost a month.

Today, taking advantage of his free time, he decided to take his wife and children over for a visit.

One family, five or six cars.

After leaving the compound, they drove toward the suburbs in a mighty manner.

As we approached the ancestral hall, the car stopped.

Yi Qiushui and Yang Qingxiang got out of the car.

Sun Zhaodi accompanied them to a nearby grassland for an outing.

Put a blanket there, take out all kinds of delicious food, and lie down on the grass. It's very comfortable.

Since both Yi Qiushui and Yang Qingxiang were pregnant, they were afraid that things in the ancestral hall would hit their unborn children, so they were put down halfway.

"You guys play for now, I'll come back to accompany you as soon as I go."

"I understand, husband, please stay with mom for a while, and don't be in a hurry to come back."

After Yang Jun left enough guards for them, he took the remaining people and continued to set off.

When he arrived at the ancestral hall, Yang Jun ordered people to move the gifts inside, while he went directly to Wang Yuying's room.

"Mom, are you feeling unwell? Why are you lying down?"

As soon as she entered the room, she saw Wang Yuying half lying on the bed, still covered with a quilt.

Wang Yuying opened Yang Jun's eyes in a daze, glanced at Yang Jun, then looked at her daughter-in-law and grandchildren behind her, and quickly got up from the bed.

"I'm not sick."

"Mom just had a meal and felt a little sleepy, so she just lay down for a while."

"As long as you're not sick."

Yang Jun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

Then, he helped Wang Yuying out of the room.

Then a large family moved a small bench and sat in the corner to bask in the sun.

The weather is very good today, the sun is warm on my body.

After a while, my uncle and aunt's family came over.

Cousin Huizhen came over with a plate of fruit.

Then he brought out the peanuts and melon seeds that had not been eaten during the Chinese New Year.

Yang Jun's family didn't want this at all, and almost no one touched it.

Cousin Huizhen gave in for a while, but when no one took action, she gave up.

When Yang Jun saw this, he was afraid that cousin Huizhen would think too much, so he stood up and said,
"Come on, follow me to the ancestral hall and place incense sticks for your ancestors."

Regardless of men or women, everyone followed him.

When he arrived at the ancestral hall, Yang Jun lit three incense sticks, led his family, and kowtowed to his ancestors three times.

After the sacrifice, the group left the ancestral hall.

"Dad, I want to go to the river to play." His son Yang Chengdao said.

Yang Jun nodded after hearing this.

"Take your younger brothers and sisters to play on the shore. You are not allowed to go into the water."

"I know, dad, oh oh oh."

Seeing that Yang Jun agreed, a group of children jumped up and down with joy.

Yang Jun did not follow, but went around to the cemetery behind the ancestral hall.

Arriving at his father's gravesite, Yang Jun patted the dust on the steps and sat down.

The cemetery is very clean, and it seems that my uncle often takes care of it.

"Old man, I raised a few children for you, do you want to thank me?"

Yang Jun looked back at his father's tombstone and said to himself.

"Hey, that's all. It doesn't matter whether you're grateful or not. I've taken your son's body for more than ten years, so I don't owe you anything."

"You are a very rich and powerful person, and you have never suffered a few sins in this world. Unlike me...hey, the one who raises your children also has to take care of a whole family for you."

"I work like a cow and a horse... I'm so tired."

Speaking of this, Yang Jun couldn't help but sigh.

After saying that, he leaned back and leaned against his father's tombstone.

"You should have seen clearly in the underworld that I am neither a person in this world nor your son, but I occupy your son's body. I can't even take care of my own biological parents, but I take care of your family for you. What I have done is already I’m sorry to you, the old Yang family.”

"Hey!"

Yang Jun didn't know where he could complain so much. It was like a flood that was unloading.

"but……"

"If Lao Wu goes in, there's nothing we can do about it. If he doesn't go in, he'll be useless. Don't blame me."

"The third child, Yang Liu, has been married twice and divorced twice. Now... I have completely let myself go. What I say is not as effective as before."

"And the fourth child is not a worry-free thing. He almost made me angry to death some time ago."

"The only one who doesn't worry me is your most well-behaved second daughter. She has a harmonious family and a successful career. Even I am a little envious of him."

Once the cage was opened, Yang Jun had endless complaints.

"As for me..."

"Hey, you say it doesn't matter whether it's excellent or scumbag, that's all."

"Five daughters-in-law... no, seven. I have given you a total of eleven grandchildren, so I haven't embarrassed you."

"My mother's health is fine now, but sometimes she is confused and sometimes she is sober. I don't know which one of her is real."

Speaking of this, Yang Jun felt a little thirsty.

I wiped the foam at the corner of my mouth with my sleeve, then saw a piece of grass in the crack of the stone, so I came over and took it in my mouth.

He crossed his legs, swaying back and forth, and continued chatting with the old man.

"By the way, old man, this year is your seventy-third birthday. People say seventy-three or eighty-four. Do you want me to celebrate your birthday?"

"Hey, I don't know if you have been reincarnated and can hear me. If you can, just say something."

After waiting for a long time, there was no movement.

The corners of Yang Jun's mouth curved.

"If you don't tell me, I will treat you as if you don't want to do anything."

"Hehe, this old man is so kind. He really knows how to save money for his children."

Yang Jun crossed his legs and muttered to himself.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, he heard a muffled sound coming from the tomb.

"I want to do it."

"Just do it as you say..."

As soon as Yang Jun finished speaking, he realized something was wrong.

He suddenly jumped up from the ground.

With a thought, there were two MP5 submachine guns in his hand.

"Who?"

"You're just pretending to be a ghost, believe it or not, I've got you in trouble?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a figure emerging from behind his father's grave.

"Uncle, why is it you?"

Yang Jun looked at him in shock.

When uncle Wang Yuxian heard this, he chuckled and said, "If I wasn't, how could I still be your father?"

Yang Jun heard this and looked at him with squinted eyes.

"So, you heard everything I just said?"

"That……"

The uncle was stunned for a moment, with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Except for you saying that you are not his biological child, I heard everything else."

"Hey, you're still playing this with me."

When Yang Jun heard this, it was okay.

Haven't you heard all this?

The guy in his hand raised slightly.

"No, no, no, no, Jun'er, I am your uncle. You must not bear the reputation of being unfilial."

As he spoke, he slowly approached and pressed down the head of Yang Jun's gun.

"You also know that I am not your nephew, so this charge of unfilial piety cannot be pinned on me." Yang Jun looked at him with a teasing look on his face.

Wang Yuxian heard this and said with a straight face: "Jun'er, please don't say this again in the future."

"If you say that, wouldn't you involve your mother as well?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Yes, you are right. I was just talking nonsense. Don't believe it."

After speaking, Yang Jun thought, and the two weapons in his hands disappeared.

"what……"

Wang Yuxian looked at him in surprise, then looked left and right to see where Yang Jun had hidden the guy.

"Okay, uncle, look at me so scared, I don't know, I thought you were so greedy for my body."

"Fuck you, what are you talking nonsense about? My uncle is so old, why are you still making such nonsense?"

After saying that, he came close to Yang Jun and whispered: "Is what you just told your dad true?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he sneered in his heart.

Even though his uncle tried to persuade him not to talk nonsense, he began to doubt himself in his heart.

Imagine that Yang Jun was talking to his father alone. He must have been speaking from his heart at this time, which made him doubt Yang Jun's identity.

"Uncle, believe it or not, I told my mother to go, how dare you doubt her..."

"Okay, okay, I was just joking, why are you so serious."

After saying that, he continued: "There is no one else here. Just tell your uncle. Why did you say that you were not the one in person and that you took over your son's body? What is going on?"

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"I'm kidding you."

"I spotted you when I came here just now, so I said those things deliberately just to make fun of you."

"Really?" Wang Yuxian looked at him with confusion.

"fake."

Yang Jun said angrily.

"Hehe, no, it must be true."

Wang Yuxian smiled and said: "You and your father are just like the same mold. It is absolutely impossible to say that we are not biological."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "You know it's impossible, but you still say it."

After saying that, without giving Wang Yuxian a chance to speak, he continued,
"Uncle, this ends here. If I hear any rumors outside, you will not only insult my mother, but also cause trouble for me. Don't blame me for not caring about my family."

"When the time comes, I will kill you first, and then my cousin and his family."

Wang Yuxian: "You kid... Isn't it just a joke? How could uncle talk nonsense everywhere?"

Looking at Yang Jun's eyes, Wang Yuxian didn't think Yang Jun was joking at all.

If this word really comes out from his mouth, I'm afraid Yang Jun will really kill his family.

"You know whether I can make it or not. Anyway..."

Yang Jun looked at him with a smile and said half-seriously: "Anyway, I'm not your nephew. I will kill you without blinking an eye."

"This...this...you are talking nonsense. You are obviously my nephew."

"Haha."

Then the two laughed.

The two of them sat on the steps and chatted for a while.

"By the way, do you want to do something about your father's seventy-third birthday?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he looked at him funny.

"Uncle, is it bad to bully me?"

He was really getting impatient after repeatedly provoking his bottom line.

"No, Jun'er, I'm serious."

Wang Yuxian said: "You want status and fame now, but it's not something you can't do."

"Besides, your mother mentioned this matter to me some time ago. She also wanted to do it, but she was afraid of causing trouble to you, so the matter has been delayed."

"It just so happens that you are here today, let's just settle this matter."

When Yang Jun heard this, his head felt heavy.

Just now, he was just the meanest and said something casually, but he didn't expect his uncle to take it seriously.

But to be honest, rural people really care about this.

If the old man was still alive, he would definitely not be able to do it. After all, it would be very unlucky for the King of Hell to invite him if he did not leave.

Therefore, in order to compete with the King of Hell, I had to organize a few tables to ask the King of Hell to show his favor and let him go.

Of course, these are all superstitions. Yang Jun doesn't believe this, but Wang Yuying cares about this.

Especially now that life is getting better and conditions are better, and she is about to turn seventy-three, so she also wants to organize this birthday for her father.

"Jun'er, if you are busy, you can leave this matter to me, and I will definitely handle it for you."

Wang Yuxian said: "Invite Feng Shui masters, invite monks and Taoist priests, hold banquets, do rituals and so on. You don't have to worry about it. Uncle, I will take care of it all for you. What do you think?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I thought this was a joke just now, but now why has it suddenly become something that must be done?

He also knew that his uncle liked to take advantage of others and wanted to get some benefits from it.

After all, Huizhen's cousin still owed foreign debt, and he wanted to pay it off as soon as possible.

"Uncle, I can't make the decision on this matter. Ask my mother. If she agrees, I'll be fine." Yang Jun said.

"No need to ask your mother, your mother listens to me."

After finishing speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing and looked at Yang Jun a little embarrassed.

"Uncle, that's not what you meant. The main reason is that your mother also wants to do this. I have asked for her opinion, and your mother agreed to do it."

When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes inwardly.

However, there was no other way, who asked him to deal with Voldemort's mother.

Yang Jun estimated that his uncle was the one who instigated the idea of ​​holding a birthday party for his father.

"alright, you win."

Yang Jun spread his hands and said, "Tell me, how much does it cost?"

"Hey, let me do the math."

When Wang Yuxian heard this, he started to count with his fingers.

"Junzi, with your status here, you are destined to have a big event. According to the standard of two hundred yuan for each table, set up twenty tables first, then count the ingredients, and ask the monks and Taoists to do the work..."

"There are all kinds of things... you can give me 10,000 yuan."

After finishing speaking, he added: "If you use up the extra money, I will give it back to you."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

His uncle took him for granted.

The two-hundred-yuan banquet was as good as a state banquet, but the total cost of everything was ten thousand yuan.

Yang Jundou doubted whether he knew what ten thousand yuan was.

In rural areas, if you have 10,000 yuan, you can become a household with 10,000 yuan, and you will be paraded through the streets to celebrate.

However, he also understood his uncle, and he was not short of money.

"Uncle, how much debt does cousin Huizhen still have to pay off?" Yang Jun asked.

When Wang Yuxian heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then shouted like a cat whose tail was caught in the door,
"Jun'er, what you said is wrong. I swear on my honor that organizing your father's birthday has nothing to do with Huizhen's debt. I will not fish out of it. My uncle's credibility can still be trusted... …”

When Yang Jun heard this, he interrupted impatiently: "Just tell me how much debt cousin Huizhen still owes?"

Seeing Yang Jun's expression, Wang Yuxian suddenly lost his confidence.

"There's probably another 2,500 yuan."

After speaking, he lowered his head and said nothing.

"How about this."

Yang Jun thought for a moment and said: "I will give you 12,500 yuan. 2,500 yuan will be used to pay off the debt, and the remaining 10,000 yuan will be used to celebrate my father's birthday."

"but……"

At this point, Yang Jun suddenly stopped for a moment, and then said with a solemn face: "The ugly thing is ahead, this ten thousand yuan must not be reduced anymore, you must hold this money and use it all for your birthday. "

Wang Yuxian felt incredible when he heard that Yang Jun was willing to pay off his debts.

It's not that I haven't asked Yang Jun for help before, but he rejected them all.

He didn't know what happened this time, but he actually agreed to pay off his debt. For a moment, he couldn't believe it was true.

However, seeing Yang Jun's firm eyes, he immediately patted his chest and said,
"Jun'er, don't worry, I guarantee my reputation that I will never..."

"Yes, yes, that's it."

Yang Jun really didn't want to listen to his nagging.

Guarantee your reputation at every turn.

It's like you have something.

"When the time comes, I will send someone to assist you. I just hope you can handle it properly."

"No, Jun'er, I can do it alone..."

"Ok?"

"It doesn't matter if you send someone over, I can feel more relaxed." Wang Yuxian quickly changed his words.

At this point, Yang Jun was a little reluctant to continue chatting with him.

His uncle was a philistine, and he didn't like it very much.

"Look back, I'll have someone send the money over."

Yang Jun patted his butt and was about to leave, but halfway there, he turned back.

"besides……"

Yang Jun stared into his eyes and said in a warning tone: "If any rumors about me come out, I will be the first to catch you."

"No...no it can't be..."

Yang Jun ignored him and went to the front yard with his hands behind his back.

After arriving in the front yard, he immediately treated Yang Chengdao to a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.

The kid finally took action.

You don't let him do anything, the more he wants to do it.

If he were obedient, he would not be Yang Chengdao.

After beating Yang Chengdao, Yang Jun went over and picked up the little guys.

The little guys had a great time playing. When they saw Yang Jun playing with the water, they suddenly became unhappy.

"Let's go, I'll take you to have a barbecue."

Yang Jun returned to the yard, said hello to Wang Yuying, and then the family went to pick up Yi Qiushui.

Come to where you were just now.

Yi Qiushui and the others had already set up the grill and were now skewering meat with Sun Zhaodi and the others.

"Oh, there is water here, let's continue playing in the water."

After getting out of the car, a group of children went straight to the river.

"Don't go into the water..."

Yang Jun was worried about them.

Seeing this, Yi Qiushui smiled and said, "Okay, it's a rare occasion for the children to come out, so let them play as much as they can. Keeping them restrained is not the answer."

Yang Jun frowned and said, "But that's water..."

"Hey, just let people watch."

Having no other choice, Yang Jun winked at the guards and asked them to go over and watch.

The children are playing in the water, and the adults are preparing to barbecue.

The women sat in a circle and started skewering meat.

At this time, Sun Zhaocai ran over in a hurry.

"Uncle Yang, I just went for a walk in the woods over there and found signs of roe deer activity. Should we go over and catch two?"

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"You look like a roe deer to me."

After hearing this, everyone covered their mouths and laughed.

Yi Qiushui smiled and said: "Husband, just go catch the roe deer with them. With Lucky and Silly Zhu here, there will definitely not be enough meat here."

"Hey."

Yang Jun let out a long sigh.

"How can I spread these two messes?"

After saying that, he patted his butt, then got up and walked towards the forest.

Hearing this, everyone laughed again.

Yang Jun told the guards, and then went into the forest with Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu.

"Have you brought it with you?" Yang Jun asked.

When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he laughed, patted the hard thing on his waist and said,

"I'm taking them with me. I'm sure I'll shoot them one at a time."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"Just your shooting skills? Haha."

Yang Jun simply couldn't compliment him on his marksmanship.

Let me tell you this, even if the stupid roe deer ten meters in front of him stands still, he may not be able to hit it accurately.

As for Silly Pillar's marksmanship.

Haha, Yang Jun can only say that these two goods are the same.

People who are capable of using force are often not good at marksmanship.

"Hey, aren't you here too?"

After saying that, Sun Zhaocai took out the dick from his waist and stuffed it directly into Yang Jun's hand.

"Go away, have you ever seen someone use a short gun for hunting?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes at him.

"Then where can I find a spear for you now?" Sun Zhaocai said with a frown.

Yang Jun put his hands behind his back, looked down, and then smiled,
"I bring my own weapon, haha."

"Hey, just blow it."

Yang Jun's words aroused the cynicism of Silly Zhu and others.

Afterwards, the three of them continued walking into the woods without speaking.

"Rabbit, rabbit."

Suddenly, Sun Zhaocai pointed to a patch of grass.

After saying that, he hurriedly took out his gun.

"Uncle Yang, hurry up, fuck him."

Before he could put the gun into Yang Jun's hand, he heard a gunshot.

The two men looked back and saw Yang Jun holding a Mosin Nagant in his hand, blowing the green smoke from the barrel of the gun with his lips.

"Uncle Yang, your gun..."

Yang Jun glared and said, "What's wrong with this gun? I told you, I bring my own murder weapon."

When the two heard this, they rolled their eyes.

They understand.

Whenever this happens, Yang Jun will be in trouble and will never tell you where the gun came from.

This kind of scene has not happened before.

If you push him too hard, Yang Jun will definitely reward you with a large sum of money.

Sometimes, Yang Jun always comes up with something out of nowhere, making people confused.

The two of them were already used to this.

"I mean, using a sniper rifle to shoot a rabbit is a bit overkill, isn't it?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he glared at him.

"A sniper rifle to shoot rabbits?"

Yang Jun sneered: "Is it like you can hit a rabbit with a sniper rifle?"

Sun Zhaocai's face turned red after hearing this.

His shooting skills are so terrible that ten people would laugh at him.

"I can." Sun Zhaocai said.

He won't make steamed buns today to get some credit. He must change Yang Jun's view of himself.

"Come, come, follow that dead rabbit. If you can hit it right, this rabbit will be yours today..."

"boom!"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Zhaocai fired.

Yang Jun put his hand on his ears, which were buzzing from the shock, and kicked him.

"Can you aim and hit again?"

"I took aim, and I've already hit it. If you don't believe it, look at it."

Yang Jun heard this and looked up.

Sure enough, there was another hole in the rabbit.

"Damn it, the blind cat just ran into a dead mouse." Yang Jun cursed.

"Hehe, that's like a blind cat meeting a dead rabbit." Sun Zhaocai laughed.

(End of this chapter)