Siheyuan: Domineering life
Chapter 1143 Fake Marriage Certificate
Chapter 1143 Fake Marriage Certificate
Leaving the Tongji University faculty and staff dormitory.
Chen Ruolan and Yang Jun were like wild horses that had broken free from their reins, and no one could restrain them anymore.
The two of them hugged, embraced, kissed and nibbled each other.
If they weren't concerned about their identities, the two of them would have liked to play poker in the street.
After not seeing each other for several months, the two missed each other.
"Husband, we lied to our dad today, what are we going to do tomorrow?"
After the passion, the two regained their senses.
I’ve gotten through tonight, but what about tomorrow?
You know, tomorrow they are going to get their marriage certificate, and after getting it they will go back to Chen's house for dinner. By then they will not be able to get away with it without a marriage certificate.
Hearing this, Yang Jun smiled bitterly and said, "Do you really think you can fool your father?"
Chen Ruoyun was shocked when she heard this.
"You mean...my dad already knows your identity?"
Yang Jun shook his head and said, "If you don't know anything, that's impossible."
"Your father is not a fool. He is a university professor after all. How could he not see the trick?"
Chen Ruoyun asked in confusion: "Since my father has some doubts about your identity, why did he accept you and let us get the marriage certificate tomorrow?"
Yang Jun sighed after hearing this.
"Maybe he wants to test us."
"test?"
Chen Ruoyun repeated it, then nodded as if she understood.
"Yes, there is no other purpose except testing."
"Before, for your sake, I was very determined. I refused to eat or drink, and even threatened to die. But today, as soon as I saw you, I immediately agreed to this marriage. If my father can't even see this, then this university professor is a waste."
"Since he has already guessed your identity, he wants to see what your abilities are."
Yang Jun smiled and said, "He not only tests my ability, but also my feelings for you."
"For example, when he asked me about my work unit, he had actually guessed my identity, but he said it deliberately. Just think about it, how could he, a university teacher, not know the Central Committee?"
Chen Ruolan nodded: "Now that I think about it, it's really the case."
"Well, he is very smart. Although he is not very happy to accept me as his son-in-law, he has to accept the reality for your sake."
Yang Jun turned around and looked at Chen Ruolan, whose face was thin, and said, "You have become so thin for me in the past few months. He saw it with his own eyes and it hurts his heart."
"It just so happened that I came here today, so he took advantage of the situation and made it happen for us."
"So that's how it is." Chen Ruolan nodded meaningfully.
"It is true that those involved are confused but those who are not involved can see things more clearly. If I hadn't exposed this matter, I would not have known the reason."
Yang Jun sighed: "It's really pitiful how pitiful the parents in the world are."
Chen Ruolan heard this and said with a smile: "Then you have to treat me well."
"of course."
Yang Jun hugged her slender waist and said with a smile: "I will treat you well tonight."
"No, I'm going to die. My dad is waiting for me at home."
"You are stupid. Your father deliberately created an opportunity for us to make it a fait accompli. In that case, even if he finds out my identity tomorrow, he will pretend to be embarrassed and have no choice but to agree to this marriage."
"If you go back now, how will he step down tomorrow?"
Chen Ruolan was stunned by what Yang Jun said, and looked at him puzzledly: "Is that so?"
"of course."
Yang Jun asked, "Have you ever seen a father who would let his daughter send a strange man whom he just met out alone?"
"That seems to be the case."
Chen Ruolan is usually a very smart person, but today in front of Yang Jun, her IQ seemed to be off the charts.
Perhaps, after meeting Yang Jun, she developed a dependence on him, so she was not as rational as usual in considering things.
"What about getting the certificate tomorrow?"
Chen Ruolan looked at him with a worried look on her face: "You and Sister Qiushui are a legal couple, you can't commit bigamy, how are you going to fool my dad?"
"What do you mean by muddle through?"
Yang Jun looked at her with a wry smile, then explained: "Why not just make a fake marriage certificate? Your father wants an explanation, so he doesn't care whether the marriage certificate is real or fake."
"Is it really?"
"Really, you were right to listen to me."
Chen Ruolan wanted to say something after hearing this, but was pulled away by Yang Jun.
"Come on, brother will treat you well tonight."
The two came to the street where Yang Jun had eaten vegetable pancakes before.
At this moment, it was almost ten o'clock, there were fewer people on the street, and the food carts had gone back one after another.
Yang Jun immediately saw Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu waiting anxiously by the side of the road.
When the two guys came back from eating and didn't see Yang Jun, they were extremely anxious.
You have to know that they are Yang Jun's guards. If anything happens to Yang Jun, they will both be dead.
"Uncle Yang."
"Godfather."
Seeing Yang Jun coming back, the two of them finally felt relieved.
Seeing Chen Ruolan was there too, they both hurriedly greeted her.
"lady."
Upon hearing this, Chen Ruolan blushed and nodded as a greeting.
Her status as a lady was not right, and it was awkward for her to agree or not agree, which made her feel very awkward.
"Are you two full?" Yang Jun asked with his eyes squinted.
"Hey, I was full just now, and now I'm hungry again."
Sun Zhaocai smiled and said, "Uncle Yang, would you like to treat us to another meal?"
Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "Would you like to eat fried bamboo shoots with meat?"
"Then... let's forget it." Sun Zhaocai shrank his neck.
Yang Jun said: "Now I will give you two a task."
"Godfather, you give your orders."
Upon hearing this, the two of them immediately became serious.
"Go get me a marriage certificate."
"what?"
The two were stunned for a moment.
"Uncle Yang, where can I get a marriage certificate for you so late at night?" Sun Zhaocai complained.
"That's none of my business. Anyway, I want to see the marriage certificate as soon as I open my eyes tomorrow. Otherwise, you two know the consequences." Yang Jun said.
Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu looked embarrassed when they heard this.
They are from other places and are unfamiliar with the place. How can they get a marriage certificate?
If it were in the old city, let alone the marriage certificate, even if the Civil Affairs Bureau was demolished, nothing would happen.
Seeing the two of them in such a dilemma, Chen Ruolan reminded them, "Aren't there those little advertisements for getting a permit printed on the walls of the public toilets on the street? You two can think of a way to do that."
"Yes, why didn't I think of that?" Sun Zhaocai slapped his thigh and said, "Madam is really smart."
Chen Ruolan blushed when she heard this, but didn't say anything.
After all, this shameful thing was about her, and it was not appropriate for a woman to say such things.
"Idiot, we can't sleep tonight. We have something important to do." Sun Zhaocai said.
Ding Erzhu rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't it just finding someone to make a fake certificate? It's not a big deal."
"Hey, you dare to say that Uncle Yang's matter is a trivial matter. I think you are tired of living."
Sun Zhaocai wanted to curry favor with Yang Jun and deliberately harmed him.
"Okay, stop being so joking, and get to work."
Yang Jun interrupted them and said, "If I don't see the marriage certificate tomorrow, I will throw you two into the Huangpu River to feed the fish."
"I know, Uncle Yang."
The two of them responded and prepared to look for a public toilet.
He just took two steps and ran back.
"Uncle Yang, can you tell me whose name should be on the marriage certificate so I can know clearly what is going on?" said Sun Zhaocai.
Hearing this, Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "What do you think?" He turned around and glanced at Chen Ruolan, then continued, "Is it possible to write my name and yours?"
"Hey, that's not possible. We are not gay."
"roll."
"Got it."
Without waiting for Yang Jun to raise his leg, Sun Zhaocai ran away.
"Giggle!"
Looking at this pair of funny guys in front of her, Chen Ruolan was laughing so hard that her body was shaking.
"Hubby, it's hard not to be happy when you're with them, don't you think?"
Hearing this, Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "You haven't seen how irritating they are."
"I think they must be very cute when they are annoying."
"Yes, cute but a little silly," Yang Jun retorted.
Just like what he did just now, when he was asked to get a fake marriage certificate, he actually asked whose name should be written on it. Doesn’t he know the purpose of his visit to Shanghai this time?
Afterwards, the two went to the hotel.
That night, the two played poker.
The next morning, Yang Jun got up with dark circles under his eyes.
Chen Ruolan dragged her tired body to help him wash up.
Looking at her strange walking posture, Yang Jun's face was full of pride.
"Do you want to play another round?" Yang Jun asked with a smile.
"No, please don't."
Upon hearing this, Chen Ruolan subconsciously took a step back.
"Do you still want me to go home to see my parents?"
Yang Jun laughed and said, "I just want to beat you up so badly that my father-in-law and mother-in-law will think that we have already done it. Then they will just go along with it and help us."
Chen Ruolan rolled her eyes when she heard that.
"If that's the case, I'll just pretend. Why would I really get seriously injured?"
"Wouldn't that seem more real?"
"Hate."
Chen Ruolan smiled shyly and then started to wash up.
At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Yang Jun rinsed his mouth, rinsed off the toothpaste, wiped his mouth with a towel, and went to open the door.
The people who came were Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu.
These two guys also have dark circles under their eyes, I guess they were busy all night yesterday.
It would be difficult for them to get fake certificates in an unfamiliar place overnight.
"Uncle Yang."
"Godfather."
The two of them shouted at the same time, then took out a bright red marriage certificate and handed it over.
Yang Jun took it and took a look.
It looks quite real, with seals and photos, and is no different from a real marriage certificate.
"Uncle Yang, you don't know, we didn't sleep all night last night, and we searched a lot..."
Just as Sun Zhaocai was about to show off his achievements, he was interrupted by Yang Jun.
"It's pretty good. I'll treat you to breakfast."
"Uncle Yang, this is not good. You sent us away with just one breakfast..."
"roll."
Before he could finish his words, Yang Jun closed the door.
Back in the living room, Yang Jun handed the marriage certificate to Chen Ruolan.
After Chen Ruolan took it, she was stunned for a moment, and then her face was full of ecstasy.
She gently stroked the three large gold-plated characters "Marriage Certificate" on it, feeling the warmth and happiness those words brought her.
Seeing her intoxicated look, Yang Jun couldn't help but remind her: "That's fake."
Upon hearing this, Chen Ruolan's expression changed from excitement to regret.
"I know it's fake, but I'm just happy."
Chen Ruolan's eyes were red: "If this is true, it would be great. I will be your legitimate woman."
Yang Jun sighed when he heard this.
He sat next to Chen Ruolan, put his arm around her shoulders, and comforted her: "I'm sorry, I can't give you this."
Chen Ruolan smiled and said, "Well, husband, I just said it casually, don't take it seriously."
"I feel very happy to be with you. As for the marriage certificate, it's just a piece of paper. It doesn't matter to me whether there is that piece of paper or not."
Even though Chen Ruolan said she was relaxed, she really wanted to have a marriage certificate of her own.
Women all think that a man's love for them is unique.
She gently stroked the fake marriage certificate again, her face full of happiness.
"I'll keep the marriage certificate as a testimony to our love."
After saying that, Chen Ruolan solemnly put the marriage certificate into her pocket.
Seeing this, Yang Jun smiled and said, "Okay, if you want to keep it, then keep it."
Afterwards, the two of them packed up briefly and went to the restaurant downstairs to have breakfast.
When I arrived at the restaurant, I saw Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu waiting there early from afar.
The two of them occupied a large round table alone, which was filled with various breakfasts.
There are fried dough sticks, porridge, buns, and Western breakfast provided by the hotel.
The table was filled to the brim with stuff, so full that it almost covered a person’s head.
Seeing this, Yang Jun shook his head.
"You two idiots."
Sun Zhaocai and the other man burst into laughter when they heard this.
"You can't even have the big meal, but you want us to order some extra breakfast and charge you a lot?"
Upon hearing this, Yang Jun and Chen Ruolan smiled at each other.
The two pulled out chairs and sat down.
"Don't you know that breakfast is provided free of charge by the hotel?"
Sun Zhaocai and the other two were stunned for a moment when they heard this.
They also wanted to take the opportunity to make a fortune out of Yang Jun, so they ordered so much breakfast.
Unexpectedly, breakfast was included in the hotel accommodation fee and there was no need to spend any extra money.
"Then this meal doesn't count. I'll put it on record for you." Sun Zhaocai shouted.
"Yes, this meal doesn't count. It will be put on your bill." Ding Erzhu agreed.
Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.
"Two losers."
Chen Ruolan, who was standing by, couldn't stop laughing when she heard this.
She was amused by these two guys.
She found that when she was with the two of them, her happiness never stopped.
In the past, she thought that Yang Jun asked them to be his guards because of their abnormal fighting power, but today she found out that these two guys can bring endless happiness to people.
She is now liking these two more and more.
"Zhaocai, Shazhu, if your godfather Uncle Yang doesn't treat you to a big meal, I will treat you later."
"My dad is hosting a banquet at home today. You can come with me and enjoy the feast."
When Sun Zhaocai and the other two heard this, they drooled with greed.
"Madam is still considerate of us, unlike someone else, huh."
Upon hearing this, Yang Jun just rolled his eyes.
"Haha, if I treat you, it's like your uncle Yang treating you."
Looking at these two guys, Chen Ruolan felt happy again.
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