Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 1215 Embarrassing Thing

Yang Jun was very happy that Yi Meiling was admitted to Yanjing University.

This child worked very hard and was admitted to Yanjing University based on his own abilities. This is truly a blessing for the Yi family.

Yanda is the top university in China, and those who can be admitted to this university are definitely top talents. Yang Jun lamented that among so many children he had, why was there not one like him? Except for Yang Chengcai, all his children would be considered awesome if one of them could get a double-digit score. The others were either at the bottom of the class or at the bottom of the grade.

Yang Jun sometimes thinks that if these children were born in ordinary families, their lives would be ruined.

Fortunately, they were born in such families, they don’t have to worry about food and drink, and they don’t have to worry about not being able to find a job in the future. Even if they do nothing, their starting point is a goal that others cannot reach even after a lifetime of struggle.

Yang Jun no longer had any hope for his child's academic performance. His requirements for his child were simple, which was to keep him in good health and have positive values. Other things didn't matter. Anyway, the rules of this world do not allow anyone with good academic performance to have a bright future. It never has been like that.

As soon as they made their move, they were already sitting in the Colosseum in Rome watching the bullfight. Others would spend their entire lives running on the road to Rome, but even if they ran until they died, they might not be able to reach Rome, and most people died on the road.

Although Yang Jun's children's academic performance is not very good, they are absolutely cheerful and have no pressure at all. It is impossible for them to be unhappy. Each of them is as smart as a human being, thinking about having fun all day long. In short, they are all prodigals.

……

Today, we are still pumping water.

Last night, four pumps worked all night, and the water level in the pond dropped about 20 centimeters. It seems that the effect is not very obvious.

Looking at the pond full of water, Yang Jun pondered, could there be a spring underneath? Otherwise, there wouldn't be much effect after pumping it all night.

"Uncle Yang, do you want to add two more pumps?"

Sun Zhaocai ran over covered in mud and asked.

Although the water level only dropped 20 centimeters, the fish in the river had already surfaced. The fish were next to each other, and the water surface was sparkling.

Just imagine, if 50,000 fish were invested initially, after ten years of development, the pond would no longer be able to hold them.

Yang Jun was also very puzzled. With so many fish, why couldn't he catch even one in all these years?

"Add a fart."

Yang Jun glared at him and said unhappily, "Didn't you see that the fish have come out of the water?"

"Hehe, didn't I just want to do it faster?" Sun Zhaocai said with a silly grin.

This guy couldn't wait any longer, so he went to the river to fish with Sha Zhu and a group of guards early in the morning. At this moment, Sha Zhu was still struggling in the water.

"It's not your money?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes at him.

After that, Yang Jun said, "Find me a rubber suit for fishing."

"Hey, I've prepared it for you a long time ago."

Sun Zhaocai said as he pointed at the latex suit on the shore.

Seeing this, Yang Jun walked over.

Looking at the pond full of struggling fish, he was also extremely excited.

I've let you wear the Air Force hat for me for so many years, and today I'm going to teach you a lesson.

Yang Jun took off his shoes and put on the latex suit prepared for him by Sun Zhaocai.

This kind of latex suit is one-piece and can reach the armpits, so there is no need to worry about water seeping in.

"Hey, you little brats, stay away from the water."

Yang Jun said to the group of children who were eager to try by the river.

Not only his children were there, but also children from Jiuyuan had come. When they heard that the pond was going to be cleaned, they all came with their gear.

It is summer vacation now for the children and they don’t have to go to school. They are all fishing barefoot with nets.

They didn't listen to Yang Jun's words and continued playing by the water.

Seeing this, Yang Jun could only say to Sun Zhaocai: "Ask more people to stay nearby, don't let them fall into the water."

"Yes, Uncle Yang."

After receiving the order, Sun Zhaocai immediately waved to a guard next to him.

"Brother, let me help you."

After Yang Jun put on his latex suit and was about to go into the water, he suddenly heard someone calling him from the shore.

When I looked up, it turned out to be Yang Anguo.

Not only Yang Anguo came, but also Yang Anbang, Ma Juzi, Liu Zhi and others all came, and almost everyone living in Jiuyuan came.

Women and children, each holding a large basin in their hands, squatted by the river and happily caught fish.

"Everyone, please be safe."

Seeing this, Yang Jun ordered, "Stay away from the river and don't go into the water."

"Don't worry, brother."

Yang Anguo patted his chest and said, "As long as we are here, it's okay."

They all came from rural areas and grew up by the water. Each of them is very good at swimming. With them around, Yang Jun feels much more at ease.

"Did not go to work today?"

After Yang Jun went into the water, he pushed a large iron basin on the water.

"No, no matter what class I take, how can it be more important than fishing?" Yang Anguo said with a smile.

"Brother, don't listen to his nonsense. When he heard that you were going to clean the pond, he even skipped work and came here." Ma Juzi said.

"Haha, I'm here to help my brother. Nothing is more important than helping my brother." Yang Anguo retorted.

"I think you are thinking about my fish?" Yang Jun said with a smile.

"Hey, it's not impossible to say that."

Then, several people started to go into the water.

There weren’t enough rubber suits, so Yang Anbang and his friends could only go into the water wearing their clothes.

Each of them held a large iron basin and pushed it across the water. When they saw a fish jumping up, they would grab it and throw it into the basin.

There were so many fish in the pond that in less than five minutes, the iron basin could no longer hold them all.

"Brother, it seems you haven't caught any fish in all these years." Ma Juzi joked.

“Haha, if I finish fishing, you won’t have any fun today.” Yang Jun said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, you are considerate of us."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

They all knew that Yang Jun was a famous fisherman. In more than ten years, he had never caught a single fish. Especially when they saw so many fish in the pond, they laughed at how poor Yang Jun's skills were.

"Do you think we can still salvage the gold bars?" Yang Anguo suddenly asked.

I remember that when Yang Jun lived in the courtyard, he once cleaned the rockery pond and found several gold bars from it. Yang Anguo, Ma Juzi and others all participated at that time, and everyone got a gold bar.

"What the hell are you dreaming about?" Yang Anbang laughed, "This manor is newly built, and the pond is newly dug, too. Where can I find any gold bars for you to dig?"

Yang Anguo: "Unless my brother's head is squeezed by the door and gold bars are thrown in."

"Haha, I took it for granted." Ma Juzi said self-deprecatingly.

"You guys are kidding, could you please not take me with you?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes.

"Brother, why don't you throw a few gold bars in there so we can have some fun?" Ma Juzi joked.

"You're bored, aren't you?" Yang Jun said unhappily, "You guys are worth over 10 billion, do you care about those few gold bars?"

Things are different now. In the past, if there was a penny embedded in the cement road, they would go home and pick it out with tools, let alone gold bars. Now, everyone is rich, so they are too lazy to pick up even a gold ring or necklace that falls on the ground, let alone money.

In their words, they would lose tens of millions even if they bent down to pick up the money.

Of course, these are just bragging. If they really come across a gold ring or something on the road, they will definitely pick it up.

"We don't care about the money, but we really enjoy the feeling." said Ma Juzi.

"Why, are you starting to think about the good times?"

Yang Jun looked at him with a smile.

"Oh, yes, now I really miss the old days." Ma Juzi continued: "In the past, we were poor, but we lived happily. Now, although we are rich, we have no goals to strive for. I feel empty and listless. " "You have money to burn."

Yang Jun said unhappily: "If I really let you go back to the past, you will not be happy again."

"Hey, that's for sure."

After that, Ma Juzi quietly walked to Yang Jun and whispered, "Brother, we are out of stock recently. Please give me some more later."

"No." Yang Jun said angrily.

A man stays young until he dies. Even though Ma Juzi is not as good as before in that aspect, he is still very interested when it is mentioned.

"No, brother, this is the only pleasure in life. You can't deprive me of my only hobby."

"Yes, yes, brother, you can't deprive us of our only hobby." Yang Anguo also joined in.

This guy has been eavesdropping on their conversation.

"Hey, I was wondering if you all looked like decent human beings, but you are all just for show." Yang Jun scolded with a smile.

"Hey, isn't it like this for all men after they are forty?"

Yang Anguo smiled and said, "You have so many sisters-in-law, you must need them regularly."

"Get lost, do you think I look like someone who would use that kind of thing?"

Yang Jun pouted and said, "Look at your wrinkled old faces. If you don't know me, you might be brothers."

After hearing this, the few people fell silent.

They really envied Yang Jun. Look at him, he is almost fifty years old, but he looks like a young man in his early twenties. Yang Jun has looked like this since the first day they met him. More than ten years have passed, and he still looks like this, as if time has never stopped for him.

They not only envy Yang Jun for his eternal youth, but also envy that Yang Jun has more and more women. If he didn't have a good body, they really wouldn't be able to handle it.

"Hey, brother, how do you maintain your looks? Can you teach me?" Yang Anguo asked.

"Yeah, brother, tell me."

"Want to know?" Yang Jun narrowed his eyes and looked at them.

"Yeah." Several people nodded repeatedly.

Yang Jun waved his hand, motioning them to come closer.

Seeing this, they hurriedly moved closer, and even brother-in-law Liu Zhi couldn't help but come closer.

Others can joke with Yang Jun, but his brother-in-law cannot. However, he cannot resist the temptation.

When they all leaned over, Yang Jun smiled and said, "I won't tell you."

"cut."

"Okay, it's useless for you to ask." Yang Jun said, "I don't even know how I maintain my health, so how can I tell you?"

"Oh, I really envy you."

Seeing Yang Jun exuding the youthful vigor, they were extremely envious.

"Wow, what a big fish."

Suddenly, Yang Jun felt something moving between his legs. He grabbed it hard and a big fish weighing about 15 kilograms emerged from the water.

"Fuck, is this fish a spirit?"

When the others saw it, they were also very shocked. They didn't expect there could be such a heavy fish in the pond.

"What are you still standing there for? Come and help me."

The fish wasn't very heavy, but it was slippery and hard to catch.

Yang Jun could only use his legs and hands to hold the fish tightly in his arms.

Seeing this, others rushed over to help.

With the combined efforts of several people, they finally got the big fish into the big iron basin.

"Let's take action against him tonight, and then we can have a few drinks together." Yang Jun shouted excitedly.

He hadn't caught any fish in all these years, but today he caught such a big fish. He felt that he had finally avenged himself for more than ten years.

"Yes, use it for surgery, and it will feel even better if you drink some medicinal wine." Ma Juzi said.

"You should be more promising." Yang Anguo rolled his eyes and said, "Aren't you afraid of being embarrassed?"

"Can't I take it back and drink it with Miaomiao?" Ma Juzi said with a smile.

"You can drink with whoever you want, but it will be embarrassing if you are done drinking."

After saying that, Yang Anguo glanced around and whispered, "Brother, let me tell you a scandal about Juzi. Two years ago, no, it was last year when he was in a bar..."

"Yasukuni."

Ma Juzi suddenly interrupted him and said with a red face: "If you dare to say it, we will break off our friendship."

"real or fake?"

Seeing Ma Juzi's angry and embarrassed look, Yang Anguo felt frightened.

It's quite embarrassing to talk about that matter. If he really told it, Ma Juzi might really break off relations with him.

"If you don't believe me, try it."

Hearing this, Yang Anguo spread his hands towards Yang Jun and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, Juzi didn't let me say it."

After saying that, he suddenly smiled and said, "If you give me a death order to tell me, I can still tell you."

Yang Jun heard this and shook his head.

Looking at Ma Juzi's menacing look, he had long guessed that it was not a glorious thing. With that look, he would really break off his friendship with Yang Anguo, and he could not force others to say it was not the case.

"Do you have to tell me today?"

Yang Jun glared at him and then blinked at him a few times.

"Ohhh, I see. Haha."

Yang Anguo laughed out loud when he saw this.

"An Guo, do you dare?"

When Ma Juzi saw this, he became so angry that his face turned blue.

"If you dare to say it, I will tell you that you were in Guangyuan Villa last year..."

"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you, okay?"

When Yang Anguo heard the words "Guangyuan Villa", his face changed and he quickly raised his hands in surrender.

"Let's just stop fighting and tell no one, okay?"

"Humph."

Upon hearing this, Ma Juzi's expression softened a little.

"Haha, each of you is a talented person..."

Seeing that they both had leverage over each other and had done shameful things, Yang Jun was speechless.

He didn't need to guess, he could imagine that the way they made fools of themselves was nothing more than the trivial things between men and women.

Don't be fooled by their seemingly loving appearance now. In fact, they all have many mistresses behind their backs. It's just that no one knows about it but says anything.

They cannot bring women home openly like Yang Jun did. They can only keep women outside or go to bars and dance halls to seek excitement. Something embarrassing will definitely happen in the process of seeking excitement.

"Hey, brother, let's not talk about this. Let's think about how to eat fish tonight." Yang Anguo said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes. Steamed, braised, and stir-fried are all available." Ma Juzi agreed.

"Okay, I'll arrange some medicinal wine for you later." Yang Jun teased.

Yang Anguo: “…”

Ma Juzi: "..." (End of this chapter)

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