Siheyuan: Domineering life

"Fuck, epilepsy."

As soon as Wang Erwa entered the room, he cursed from a distance: "I came to see you, and you didn't even say go out to greet me. Is that polite?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Jun, who was originally sitting, lay down directly.

"Haha, Wu Dalang, who do you think you are?"

"Who are you to dare me to greet you personally?"

"I am your father." Wang Erwa scolded with a smile.

"I don't have a son as old as you." Yang Jun retorted.

In this world, only Wang Erwa dared to play such a joke with Yang Jun. For others, let alone playing such a joke, it was impossible for them to be on equal footing with each other.

Wang Erwa is a few years older than Yang Jun. On the one hand, they are brothers who have shared life and death together, so he has no psychological burden in making such jokes. Even though Yang Jun's position is getting higher and higher now, he still makes jokes.

"I'll kick you to death."

Seeing Yang Jun lying motionless on the rattan chair, Wang Erwa felt that his chance had come. He jumped up and was ready to beat Yang Jun to a pulp with lightning speed. However, when he was about to rush to Yang Jun, his eyes suddenly blurred and Yang Jun disappeared instantly.

He thought something was wrong and stopped abruptly, breaking out in a cold sweat.

Looking back, he saw Yang Jun standing behind him with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face.

He was just a little bit away from pinning Yang Jun to the ground, but he failed.

Wang Erwa looked at him with horror.

"Old Yang, you...how did you do it?"

If it wasn't broad daylight, he would have thought he had encountered a ghost.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that Yang Jun could disappear out of thin air and appear behind him incredibly.

If the two were enemies, he would have died long ago.

"Want to know?"

Yang Jun looked at him with a smile and said teasingly, "Call me daddy, and I'll tell you."

"Your uncle's."

Of course, Wang Erwa couldn't call him dad because of this. If he really did, Yang Jun would have a handle on him in the future. He didn't want to recognize such a father for the rest of his life.

"You can say it or not, I don't care."

After saying that, Wang Erwa lay directly on Yang Jun’s rattan chair.

He crossed his legs and said to Luo Xiaojun beside him: "You are so ignorant, why don't you pour me a glass of water?"

Miss Luo just smiled when she heard this.

He was no longer surprised by the two people's pranks and jokes. In this world, only Wang Erwa dared to play such a joke on Yang Jun. If it were someone else, the grass on his grave would have grown several times.

However, he also hoped that Wang Erwa could call Yang Jun "Dad". After all, he also wanted to know how Yang Jun suddenly disappeared and how he suddenly appeared behind Wang Erwa. Although he was here just now and didn't see clearly how Yang Jun disappeared and how he suddenly appeared, he also wanted to know the answer in his heart, but he definitely didn't have the courage to ask such questions. Now Wang Erwa was unwilling to ask, so it seemed that this secret would always remain a secret.

Luo Xiaojun didn't say anything, just smiled, poured a cup of tea and handed it to him.

"Mr. Wang, please have some tea."

Wang Erwa took it and took a sip.

"Mm, it's delicious. This cup of tea was supposed to be offered to me by your son, but I didn't expect you to take his place today."

Luo Xiaojun smiled and said, "I haven't thanked Mr. Wang for coming to my son's wedding yet. Today I'll offer you a glass of wine instead of tea."

After saying that, he poured himself a glass and toasted Wang Erwa.

"Uh... this wine can't be treated like this. For such a big happy event, of course we have to drink real wine."

Wang Erwa waved his hand and said to Yang Jun, "Damn Old Yang, I came here in person and you didn't even bother to prepare a banquet."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"You have a big face?"

"Oh, you old Yang..."

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, Luo Xiaojun hurried to smooth things over.

"Mr. Wang, don't worry. When Master heard that you were coming, he immediately had someone prepare a banquet."

"Oh, is it so?"

Hearing that Yang Jun had asked people to prepare a banquet early in the morning, Wang Erwa finally regained his sense of existence.

"You are sensible, Old Yang."

After a while, a group of nannies came over with trays in their hands.

First, put the teapot and cups on the small table aside, and then put the wine and food on the table.

The food and drinks were not rich, they were all suitable for drinking, a plate of fried peanuts, a serving of braised beef in soy sauce, and two hot stir-fries, four dishes in total.

When the three of them saw that the food and wine had been served, they sat down around the table.

Luo Xiaojun first filled his glass, then held the glass up to Yang Jun and Wang Erwa and said,

"Uncle Master, Mr. Wang, I am offering you flowers to thank you for taking care of my son. This glass of wine is not a token of respect, but a toast to you two."

Seeing this, Yang Jun and Wang Erwa raised their glasses.

"Xiaojun, I wish the couple a happy marriage and a baby soon." Yang Jun.

"Well, as for me, I wish them a long and happy life together." Wang Erwa echoed.

"Thank you both."

The three of them raised their glasses and drank it all in one gulp.

Luo Xiaojun put down his wine glass, stood up and said to Wang Erwa, "Mr. Wang, let's stop here for today. I will set up a special table to thank you two another day."

"I have something else to do, so I won't accompany you two."

Luo Xiaojun is a man with good judgment. If it weren't for his son's matter today, he would not be qualified to sit at the same table and drink with Wang Erwa, Yang Jun and others. However, since others give him face, he cannot take advantage of it. He still has to abide by the rules.

"Hey, what's going on? You want to run away after drinking just one glass of wine? No, you must drink three glasses." Wang Erwa shouted.

Luo Xiaojun is Yang Jun's subordinate, but not his. He has no official position now, so he cannot take all this for granted. He still understands the ways of the world.

"Mr. Wang, it's not that I want to avoid drinking, but I really have something to do. My uncle-master has told me something very important, and I can't delay it for a moment."

After saying that, Luo Xiaojun looked at Yang Jun for help.

Seeing this, Yang Jun said, "Okay, Lao Wang, let Xiao Jun go and do his work. He won't feel comfortable staying. I'll drink with you."

In fact, Yang Jun didn't assign him any tasks at all. He mainly took care of Luo Xiaojun's feelings. Even if he stayed, he would feel uncomfortable.

Hearing this, Luo Xiaojun cast a grateful look towards Yang Jun.

"Uncle Master, Mr. Wang, you guys drink, I'll go get busy first."

"Okay, let's drink alone later." Wang Erwa said.

"Got it."

Luo Xiaojun responded and left.

After he left, Yang Jun and Wang Erwa felt much more relaxed.

Not only Luo Xiaojun felt embarrassed, but Yang Jun and Wang Erwa also felt embarrassed.

After all, they are not of the same level, and forcing them to sit at the same table would make no one feel comfortable.

"Oh, Xiaojun is a good guy. Why don't I have such a capable subordinate?" Wang Erwa sighed.

When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes at him.

"Why, do you regret resigning now?"

"No matter how I advised you, you just wouldn't listen."

"It's too late. There's no regret medicine for you to take now."

Wang Erwa heard this and for the first time did not refute it. He sighed deeply: "If God can give me another chance..."

"Would you choose the kingdom over the beauty?" Yang Jun sneered.

Wang Erwa ignored him, but looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, muttering, "If God could give me another chance, I would still say to her... I love you. If I have to put a time limit on this love, then let it be 10,000 years."

"Uh... ugh..."

Yang Jun bent over and vomited continuously.

"Fuck, Lao Wang, that's too corny. You're already over 50 years old, why are you still acting like a hooligan?"

"Have you watched too many TV series?"

Wang Erwa didn't blush at all when he heard this. Instead, he said shamelessly, "Hey, I've said too much. I'm just crying."

Yang Jun was already used to his shamelessness, and seeing this, he asked, "What's wrong, did you have a quarrel with Linda?"

It can be seen that Lao Wang came to see him for something today. After laying the groundwork for so long, it’s time to get to the point.

"Don't mention it. It's more than just a quarrel. It's a fight."

"Oh, so serious?" Yang Jun looked at him with a smile and asked in a teasing tone: "If you two fight, who will win and who will lose, you or she?"

"Damn it, I'm feeling upset. Can you say something nice to comfort me?" Wang Erwa rolled his eyes.

"Haha, nothing makes me more excited than hearing this." Yang Jun laughed.

Wang Erwa did not refute and gave him a big sanitary ball.

"Come on, Lao Wang, tell me what happened between you two. Tell me and I'll be happy." Yang Jun looked at him with gloating expression.

Wang Erwa has long been invulnerable to this. Even when the two of them are talking about serious matters, they will always taunt each other. He has long been accustomed to it.

"Nothing much, just..."

"Wasn't it at Mu Sheng's villa that day? Mu Sheng forced a woman on me. Later, I don't know how Linda found out, so she started to quarrel with me."

"Stop, stop, stop." Yang Jun interrupted him and said, "Don't flatter yourself. What do you mean by forced submission? No one was more enthusiastic than you in the talent show that day. You were the second one picked, and you're not happy?"

Wang Erwa didn't feel embarrassed at all when he heard this. Instead, he said shamelessly, "It was forced upon me. I was put there in front of so many brothers that day. If I didn't choose one, how would they look at me?"

"Fuck, Lao Wang, can you have some shame?"

Yang Jun curled his lips and said, "You are already in your fifties, it is understandable that you are not good enough. Do you really have to show off your ability?"

"Besides, if Lao Ji doesn't choose him, why don't others digest him?"

"How can Lao Ji and I be the same?" Wang Erwa said with his neck stiff, "He is in his seventies, and I am only in my early fifties. To him, I am still a young and fresh boy."

"Fuck you, if you're a fresh and hot young man, what am I?"

Yang Jun pointed at his immortal face and said, "Am I a young handsome guy?"

"Yes, Old Yang, I'm also wondering, how come your face doesn't look old at all after all these years?"

Wang Erwa looked at Yang Jun's face carefully, and then continued: "And how did you suddenly disappear just now, and how did you suddenly appear behind me?"

"I want you to take care of it?"

Yang Jun naturally would not tell him this secret, no matter how close their brotherly relationship was.

This was his biggest secret. He couldn't even tell his mother and wife, so how could he possibly tell him?

"Can't even tell me?"

Wang Erwa looked at him seriously.

Before, there were some questions he couldn't ask in front of Luo Xiaojun, but now that they were just the two of them, he asked.

He didn't expect that Yang Jun couldn't even tell him, and he suddenly felt a little lost.

Hearing this, Yang Jun put down his chopsticks and thought for a moment.
"Lao Wang, we are brothers in life and death. I really shouldn't hide this from you. It's just that I have my own reasons. I can't tell you this secret. I hope you can understand."

Wang Erwa waved his hand and said, "Since you have no choice but to do so, then don't say anything."

Hearing this, Yang Jun looked at him in astonishment.

"Aren't you upset?"

"Why should I be upset?" Wang Erwa raised his eyebrows and said, "You said you had your own reasons, how could I force you to do something?"

Hearing this, Yang Jun looked at him with a guilty look on his face.

"I'm sorry, Lao Wang, I really have my reasons."

Wang Erwa: "Okay, why are you being so pretentious? Everyone has a little secret."

Yang Jun didn't want to continue talking about his own affairs with him, so he changed the subject and asked, "By the way, how did Linda know that you kept a woman?"

"Don't mention it now."

Wang Erwa sighed and said, "I forgot to take a shower after coming back from that woman that day. You know, Linda is very sensitive to the smell of perfume, so..."

"Hey, I'm not like you. I keep women openly and honestly. I don't have to hide or cover up. I can bring them home, and I don't have to take a shower or change clothes after every time."

"I don't respect you in other aspects, but I respect you in this one thing."

Upon hearing this, Yang Jun sat there calmly.

Finally, there was something that convinced Lao Wang, and it seemed that he had won this round.

"Well, people are different, mainly because of this damn charm..."

"Okay, stop it."

Wang Erwa pouted and said, "I hate your face. Be careful not to play with women too much or you'll get sick."

"Oh, that doesn't exist. I can walk through a field of flowers without getting a single leaf on me." Yang Jun joked.

"Your uncle's."

Wang Erwa kept cursing and swearing, and Yang Jun had no way to deal with it.

When it comes to women, Yang Jun is indeed better than him, and not a little bit better. He can play with any kind of woman he wants and play with her however he wants. He can keep her outside or bring her home. The most important thing is that he can also deal with Yi Qiu Shui and make a large group of women live in peace, and their relationships with each other are like sisters.

I cannot accept this point.

"Hey, comparing people to each other is so irritating."

When Wang Erwa thought that Yang Jun was better than him in this respect, he was convinced.

"Actually, you can do it." Yang Jun looked at him with a smile.

"Okay, Lao Yang, don't praise you a few words, you will be so proud, don't give me any advice."

"I'm not really advising you, I'm just giving you some advice."

Upon hearing this, Wang Erwa wanted to refute, but suddenly changed his mind.

"Since you are so keen on being a teacher, please tell me."

When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes at him.

I didn't argue with him, so I said, "As long as you bring the first woman home, don't argue with Linda no matter how she makes a fuss. Over time, she will accept it."

"With the first one, the rest will follow naturally."

"When there are too many women, she won't have the energy to move here. She can't make up her mind to divorce you anyway, so let's just live like this."

After hearing this, Wang Erwa blinked and looked at him with a half-believing and half-doubting look.

"Can it be done?"

After that, I added: "Is this the way you managed to get Qiu Shui?"

"Hehe, I'm not."

Yang Jun sat back and said arrogantly, "It's mainly because of my damned personal charm that I can't hide anywhere. They..."

Wang Erwa: "..." (End of this chapter)