The fake daughter lives in a haunted house, begging for mercy

Chapter 454 All the contacts fell out
Ye Miaomiao smiled and joked: "Although I traveled on a budget in the past seasons, I still had initial travel funds. Director Lu is really bankrupt now, and he has zero funds."

Director Lu spread his hands: "It's not that we don't have funds, it's just that you have eaten them up."

As he spoke, he glanced at Shi Ling.

Shi Ling looked innocent and pointed at the fruit baskets in the hands of the fruit farmers opposite, "Are these given to us? Can we eat them as we like?"

"Of course you can eat it if you can get it."

Director Lu immediately introduced the rules of the game, "Now, in front of our seven guests, there are a total of twenty-five fruit farmers. They have the right to give the lychees in the fruit basket to any guest. Here are the rules for our seven guests. The moment when strength conquers the fruit farmers. The top three guests with the most fruit baskets will get the right to stay in the hotel for free, while the other four guests can only solve their own accommodation problems.”

Qin Niao: "I understand, talent show, I can do this."

Ling Yuan: "I knew I was going to perform again, but luckily I prepared in advance. Then I'll do it first."

Ye Miaomiao raised her eyebrows: "You kid, you actually have something hidden?"

Ling Yu'an flipped her hair and sighed helplessly: "I can't help it. I'm not as versatile as you, Sister Miaomiao. I just live on my reputation. Can't I prepare something in advance?"

[Although Ling Yuan is indeed a little hottie who relies on his reputation, and he is also the most popular among the guests except Ji Zhuo and Ye Miaomiao, but why do I feel that when he stands next to Chu Qingci and Wu Yin, his figure His figure is a little wretched, and he seems a little short. Just a passerby, please don’t spray]

[There is no one left in the internal entertainment industry. I just want to criticize you, the one who scorns me. You look like a little yellow-haired fan of Wu Yin. We would like the official height to be 1.8 meters. This shot is obviously just a visual effect. 】

[Wuyin fans are just as crazy as Steamed Pork, and they love to mess around, as everyone knows]

[Don’t fall into the trap of fooling fans into taking advantage of the popularity, let’s see what wonderful performances we have prepared]

"Director Lu, can the props in my suitcase be used?"

As a veteran guest, Ling Yuan is well versed in the rules of this show and knows that he can prepare props in advance and bring them to the show in case of emergencies.

Director Lu nodded: "According to the rules of the program, except for illegal items such as valuables and electronic equipment, all items can be used."

Ling Yu'an went to the staff to open his suitcase, took out a notebook, and then mysteriously walked to the fruit farmers with the notebook in his hand.

He opened his notebook: "Let me tell you a joke."

"The orange hit the fungus, and the fungus said, 'Go to hell,' and then the orange died. Do you think why?"

In order to prevent fans from getting involved, the program team selected middle-aged and elderly fruit farmers who are not star-struck.

During their free time, they would also watch short videos, watch news and TV series, but they rarely remembered the names of celebrities, and they didn’t know much about many Internet memes, so they shook their heads one after another.

Of course, the answers have already flowed through the live broadcast room one after another.

The other guests had already whispered their answers.

Ling Yu'an said to the fruit farmers seriously: "Because you want me to die, I have to die."

The fruit farmers looked at each other in confusion.

"what is that?"

"I don't know. What kind of mushrooms and oranges are there? Will you die if you eat them?"

"It's not funny, not funny at all." The fruit farmers didn't laugh, but all the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed.

[I laughed so hard, the uncles and aunties of the fruit farmers don’t understand the joke at all]

[Many fruit farmers don’t read much. It’s normal to not understand classical Chinese and bad memes on the Internet. I feel that Ling Yuan’s jokes were not well chosen at all]

[I hope that notebook isn’t all a joke, right? Although this joke is a bit lame, it was prepared with great care]

The photographer also specially gave a shot of Ling Yuan's notebook.

On the off-white line notebook, the clear and beautiful regular script appears on the paper, which is pleasing to the eye.

[Damn, this calligraphy is so beautiful. You should go to the hard-tipped calligraphy exhibition. I thought celebrities were all stupid. They forget to write when they pick up their pens, and when they sign their names, they just make random circles and make them look like artistic calligraphy.]

[This is probably because the words are like the person they are, but the word wish still surprised me, he is really a treasure boy]

[Oh, I don’t care what Yuan Yuan’s last name is. He is the nephew of Ling Yueshan, a famous entrepreneur and cultural relic enthusiast. Most of the bookshelves at home are books on archaeological cultural relics. I heard that he originally planned to study archeology, but because he is partial to science I wasn't good at math and didn't pass the exam, so I entered the entertainment industry. I heard that Ling Yueshan was childless and was very kind to Ling Yu'an, his nephew, and even asked him to endorse the family's products. The Ling family's property would definitely be handed over to Ling Yu'an in the future. Whether we work hard or not, we still have to go home and inherit the family property]

Fans have been praising Ling Yuan's beautiful handwriting.

But Ling Yu'an found that after he finished telling the joke, the fruit farmers didn't respond, and they had no intention of giving him the fruit basket, so he quickly flipped through his joke book.

Since the elegant one is not enough, let’s do something vulgar.

"Teacher Ling's joke is over, now let me do a hip-hop dance for everyone."

Qin Niao moved her joints and was about to dance when Ling Yuan said hurriedly: "Wait a minute, I haven't finished telling the joke yet."

Qin Niao started playing music, but turned it off after hearing Ling Yuan's words. She frowned slightly and asked, "How many more jokes do you want to tell?"

Ling Yu'an was also a little unhappy: "Just one. Director Lu will definitely give you enough time, so there's no need to rush, Niao Niao."

Ling Yuan's fans noticed the attitudes of Qin Niao and Ling Yuan and were also very dissatisfied.

[Qin Niao really fits my stereotype of the rich second generation, arrogant and rude. Ling Yuan is also a senior after all. Her tone of voice is too aggressive and disrespectful at all. Ling Yuan didn't say it was over in the first place, she was in a hurry. performance. It’s so funny. Who wants to see her dance? She’s a piece of shit. If it weren’t for the Qin World Trade Group, would a little girl like her have a chance to debut? 】

[Good guys, this is the first time I hear Ling Yuan’s fans accuse others of being rude. Ling didn’t give other people face before. This is not what you say]

[Oh, I'm sorry. The Blue Birds apologized to Senior Ling. Our eldest daughter is spoiled. Her personality is like this. She is a bit straight-forward, but she doesn't mean to curse. Senior Ling's fans are so tolerant of his brother. It's definitely unacceptable. Are you going to have such double standards and be so harsh on our newcomer Nia Niao? 】

The live broadcast room started to tear up at every turn, and many passers-by simply blocked the barrage.

Ling Yuan also confidently talked about the joke he had just read:

"A woman was playing with her husband's cell phone and accidentally dropped it on the ground, and a hundred yuan fell out. The woman asked her husband: What's going on?

The husband panicked: Oh my God! The fall was so hard that all the phone bills were lost!

The husband grabbed his wife's cell phone and threw it on the bed, and a man crawled out from under the bed.

The husband asked angrily: What's going on?
The daughter-in-law panicked and said: Oh my god, all the contacts fell out. Hahaha! "