World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 1052 The Night Banquet
Next to him was a woman from the Miao family. She happily took a big spoon and poured a bowl of tea for Triangle Eye, and a bowl of wine for Xiaozhu.

Triangle Eyes will continue to drink flower wine with Xiaozhu.

Xiaozhu replied hurriedly: "I won't drink anymore, I won't drink anymore..."

She returned to the venue and continued dancing.

A man from the Miao family came to Sanjiangyan for a drink, burping from wine.

Triangle Eyes said: "Go away, go away!"

This guy started following Xiaozhu again.

But this time I didn’t dance for a few minutes. Just when he wanted to touch Xiaozhu’s waist, I saw this guy’s face change, he touched his belly, and then left the scene and ran outside.

I secretly laughed in my heart.

Just wondering, do you still want to eat Xiaozhu’s meat?

Eat shit later!
After a while.

Triangle Eyes came back, walked to the hot grill next to him, ate a few bites of meat, replenished his strength, and wanted to go off to harass Xiaozhu, but his expression changed again, he covered his stomach and ran outside again.

in this way.

Four consecutive trips back and forth.

When he came back for the fourth time, this guy's legs were trembling, his face was pale, his buttocks were bowed, and he was sweating profusely from his head. He had no intention of teasing Xiaozhu anymore, so he walked up with difficulty and left the party place, probably planning to Go back to sleep.

Can take a few steps.

The guy started covering his butt again and ran towards the hut over there.

The posture is very shaky.

It seemed like he was about to fall to the ground at any moment.

I thought it was almost time, so I went to the hut one after another with Old Liu.

By this time, the party was almost coming to an end, and some people who couldn't bear it began to go home, and no one paid attention to us.

Friends in the north may not know.

There is a kind of stilt hut in the south. Taking advantage of the terrain difference, two long, narrow and small boards are set up on it, so that people can squat to go to the toilet. A shelter is set up outside. The board is very deep from the cesspit below, with a total of seven Eight meters tall, this stilt hut is good for storing fertilizer and doesn’t require regular maintenance.

This Miao village is a typical stilt hut!
We quietly arrived at the door of the hut.

I heard the triangular eyes trembling inside and howling: "Oh, hey... this is killing me, this is bullshit barbecue, holy shit, holy shit, it hurts like hell..."

I stood by the door of the latrine and signaled to President Liu.

President Liu opened his mouth.

Several extremely ferocious wolf-dog barks came from his mouth!
Excellent ventriloquism!

And with an accent!

Not to mention the triangular eyes inside, even I, who knew in advance that this was a lie, was so scared that my hair stood on end, thinking that it was a group of extremely ferocious wolf dogs with bared fangs that were attacking the stilt hut like crazy!

I raised my foot from the side and kicked the latrine door violently.

"Clang" made a loud noise.

It seems like a pack of wolves is charging in!

Triangle Eyes screamed in fright and started running outside.

When I was about to wait for Triangle Eye to run out, I kicked him down secretly.

who knows.

There was a "pop" sound.

"Oh shit! Help...help..."

His hands and feet became weak and he fell down a manure pit seven to eight meters high!
President Liu and I left quickly.

"Big head Liu... ah! Brother De Shou, his hands and feet shouldn't be able to get up right now, right?"

"Brother Shapi, please don't worry! A good man can't stand three baths in shit, let alone a latrine seven or eight meters high. It's even hard for him to get on the kang now."

"What will happen to him?"

"It's not possible to die! I took a look during the day. Although the height of the stilted latrine is high, the depth of the cesspool below is only about 1.7 meters, and the length and width are more than ten meters. He will definitely be able to eat tonight! It's late at night and drug-infested , physical weakness, coldness, turbid qi, and internal organs. In the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, the major factors of serious evil invasion of the body are all taken care of in an instant. After soaking for a few hours, he will not be able to recover for several months! After soaking for one night, he will definitely fall. A lifelong disease!"

"Awesome! As expected of Brother DeShou!"

"I am over-flattered!"

We quickly turned back.

Keep singing and dancing.

At about ten o'clock in the evening, everyone dispersed.

We also went back to Granny He’s stilted building, where several people rested at night.

After about half an hour.

It was noisy down there.

Because the triangle eye is missing.I heard Gao Wan’s tone being very angry: “Is he drunk?!”

Someone replied: "I don't know, probably not..."

Gao Wan shouted sharply: "Go find it quickly!"

Chairman Liu and I couldn't sleep either. We lay on the bed and listened to the plot developments outside.

Xiaozhu quietly walked into our room, covered his mouth and whispered: "Brother, I really can't help but want to laugh."

I said, "What are you laughing at! Go back to sleep with Grandma He!"

Xiaozhu went back with a smile.

Two hours later.

Someone hurried back to report: "Boss Gao, the third child fell into the latrine. He rolled his eyes and turned black from soaking in the latrine!"

"Get it!"

"The stilt hut is too high! And when the rope was put down, he didn't even realize it!"

"Idiot! How do the villagers scoop out feces?! Ask the villagers for help!"

"..."

More than an hour passed.

There was a lot of noise down there.

The triangular eye should have been fished out.

We all smelled a strong stench upstairs.

I calculated the time and found that it had been more than six hours since this guy fell down and was picked up now.

There was the sound of rushing water below.

Remove the first explosive to go off!

We fell asleep to the sound of flushing water.

Slept so soundly!
Early the next morning.

I saw that the eyes of Xiang Liu's gang were all red and swollen, and they looked tired, which showed that they had been busy all night last night.

The man with triangular eyes was lying on the ground, wearing only a pair of underpants. His eyes were open but not moving. His body was swollen and his belly was bulging, like a pregnant woman who was ten months pregnant.

He should have enjoyed a dinner party last night.

The area around the stilted building stinks.

I walked over and asked, "What's wrong with this boss?"

One guy yelled at me, "Get out of here!"

I don't know good people!
I had to walk away.

Gao Wan walked up and down the side with his hands behind his back, his brows furrowed into the character "Chuan".

Miao Gu Master leaned down, pinched open the mouth of Triangle Eye, and put a fleshy little bug in. The little bug quickly crawled in. After that, he kept sprinkling potion on Triangle Eye and began to chant in his mouth. What are you wearing?

Ten minutes passed.

Gu Master Miao put a little powder on the side of Triangle Eye's mouth.

soon.

The bug crawled out of the triangular-eyed mouth.

Surprisingly.

The bugs used to be flesh-white, but now they are completely black, as if they were dyed with ink.

Gao Wan asked: "Mr. Yi, was someone poisoning him?"

Mr. Yi looked at the insect, frowned and replied: "Judging from the insect body, the third boss has not been affected by any poison. However, he choked on feces all night, and there are too many toxins in his body, including various impurities. Now I can tell whether it is a problem with my diet or simply accidentally falling into a latrine and choking on something dirty."

President Liu secretly raised his eyebrows at me.

When Gao Wan heard this, his face turned livid. He raised his foot and kicked the triangular eye on the ground: "Useless thing!"

The triangular eye was kicked by him until it screamed in pain, and its mouth was like a dolphin, involuntarily spitting out...

Forget it.

Still can’t describe it.

The surrounding subordinates were accidentally sprayed and backed away in disgust.

Wonders of the world!

President Liu looked very surprised and said deliberately: "Hey! This boss can spit shit..."

This mawei is so exciting!

(End of this chapter)