World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 285: Knife behind you
I haven't waited for me to tie the silk scarf.

But seeing the bald head and red body like a civet cat, he pulled up the small colorful flag, picked up the package, and ran wildly outside.

The crowd suddenly exclaimed.

I returned the silk scarf to the girl, and quickly chased after her.

After Yan Xiaoyue came to her senses, she also chased after her and shouted urgently: "Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu..."

There was no way he could hear it.

Bald Zhu's speed was extremely fast.

He crossed the square in no time, and soon got into an alley.

I followed suit.

He ran more than 100 meters into the alley.

I am too lazy to chase.

Because it's a dead end!

After the bald Zhu reached the top of the alley, seeing that there was no escape, he turned around with a twisted expression: "My friend, where is the trouble?"

This is because I don't even bother to learn the southern Hokkien accent.

The eight barrens in the world refer to the eight gates of the rivers and lakes, gold, leather, hanging, color, flat, tuan, tune, and willow.

Chumenzi is asking where to get rich.

The antique business does not belong to those who are partial to the eight schools.

I jokingly replied: "Specialize in digging out Juehu pestle."

When the bald Zhu heard this, the muscles on his face twitched: "No...brother, we have never met each other, and we have never beaten your autumn wind. Why did you pick the booth and pull the flag?"

I think this bald Zhu Shi is really a bit amusing.

Describe it in one word.

sly.

I replied: "No other meaning, just want to make friends with you."

Bald Zhu: "..."

at this time.

Yan Xiaoyue came running out of breath.

"Brother Zhu, why are you running..."

When the bald Zhu saw Yan Xiaoyue, his expression was extremely surprised, and he frowned and asked, "Xiaoyue, why are you here?!"

Yan Xiaoyue leaned on the wall with one hand and put her other hand on her hips, panting heavily.

After panting for a while, she pointed at me with her finger: "This is my friend...don't be afraid..."

When the bald Zhu heard this, his eyes widened first, then he flew into a rage, and said to me: "Dude, are you out of touch?!"

"Since everyone is friends, you still pick a stall and pull out the flag?!"

"We are in the rivers and lakes, smashing people's jobs is like killing their parents, don't you know?!"

I smiled and asked, "Did I succeed?"

When the bald Zhu was asked by me, he was stunned and touched his bald head: "Isn't it because I react quickly?! Slow down, buddy, this flag has been pulled out, what will people in the world think of me in the future!"

I replied, "It's just to scare you. When I borrowed silk scarves from others, I saw that you had already aimed at the gap in the crowd and was about to run away. If I really want to pick the stall and pull out the flag, will I give you a chance?"

The bald-headed Zhu was exposed by me on the spot, and he looked a little embarrassed, and looked at me hesitantly: "So... you are quite particular?"

Yan Xiaoyue said: "Everyone is your own, don't stand here and chat, let's eat first."

The three of us found a restaurant and ordered a few side dishes.

before eating.

Bald-headed Zhu took a long silver needle, tested it first in the water, and then inserted it into the vegetable.

This cautious attitude.

It's comparable to the remaining wind in Xia Xi's mouth.

Seeing this, Yan Xiaoyue looked upset: "Brother Zhu, if I treat you to dinner, can I still harm you?"

Bald Zhu replied, "I'm not guarding against you."

I asked, "Defend against me?"

Bald Zhu bluntly said to the extreme: "Yes, I will guard against you!"

I:"……"

Yan Xiaoyue was very speechless: "Since you were guarding against him, why did you come over to eat?"

Bald Zhu replied, "Isn't it for your sake?"

Yan Xiaoyue said: "Brother Zhu, you are a bit too much. He is my good friend, and you are also my good friend. How could he harm you?"

Bald Zhu heard the words, snorted coldly, and replied: "You can't say that. People who are wandering in the rivers and lakes are most afraid of the knife behind them." "You believe him, he wants to trick you to harm me, you won't have any suspicion at all." . I believe you, and I won’t be suspicious of you even if you do something to me. But if this happens, brother, won’t I be completely pissed off?”

Such unkind words.

It made the scene suddenly awkward.

Yan Xiaoyue looked at me very embarrassed, for fear that I would get angry.

The bald Zhu looked indifferently, looking at me provocatively.

I felt that the bald Zhu was a mild-mannered man, so I asked, "I've tried it now, can I start eating?"

Bald Zhu replied: "Yes!"

Everyone started to eat with chopsticks.

But the bald-headed Zhu thought the wine in the hotel was not good, so he took out a small bottle of wine from the package and handed me and Yan Xiaoyue a bottle each.

"Tianlei doesn't hit the diners. Since we eat at the same table, we won't talk about the past."

"This is prairie kumiss, try it."

"Of course, if you're worried, you can try to see if it's poisonous."

I'm too lazy to try it, so I drink it directly.

Bald-headed Zhu saw me gulp down a few sips of wine, with an extremely strange expression on his face, and asked, "Are you really going to try it?"

I replied: "Not trying."

Bald Zhu asked, "Why?"

I replied: "You offered to try, I will definitely not be able to try."

Bald Zhu sneered, and took a sip of his wine: "If I say this on purpose, the purpose is to make you reassure yourself from trying it?"

I took out a cigarette, lit it, and looked at him meaningfully.

Yan Xiaoyue was suddenly shocked and said, "Brother Zhu, why is your nose bleeding?!"

The bald Zhu touched his nose, raised his hand to look in front of his eyes, and saw the blood on his hand, he was stunned.

Since then.

The muscles on his face were ferocious, he turned his head and stared at me, his voice began to tremble: "You boy... you changed my wine... oh shit, fuck you..."

"Xiaoyue, remember to take the antidote from the blue bottle in your bag later..."

The words are not finished.

The bald Zhu's body twitched continuously, nosebleeds gushing, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling, and fell to the ground with a "plop".

Yan Xiaoyue was scared to death.

I said to her, "Don't be afraid, go get him the antidote."

Trembling, Yan Xiaoyue went to bald Zhu's package and found the blue medicine bottle, which contained only a cow dung pill, and poured it into bald Zhu's mouth.

Five six minutes later.

Bald Zhu's nose stopped bleeding, and he stopped foaming at the mouth, and he woke up.

After he woke up, he got up and rushed out of the box quickly, and went into the toilet to clean up.

I took advantage of this time to eat a full stomach.

Things cluster together.

People are divided into groups.

This bald Zhu and Yan Xiaoyue are exactly the same.

Both of them love to play too much.

If people in Caimen give food to others, if they don't add a little seasoning, it's like asking a Sichuan chef not to put pepper in the food!
When he took the wine from the package.

I saw that he looked slightly embarrassed, as if he was waiting to kill you boy.

I didn't notice while he was pulling the zipper of the package, and I quickly switched the bottle of wine in front of me with the bottle in front of him.

Again.

It's not that I'm so good.

Can avoid being bald Zhu Hang.

It's all because I know he's the right guy.

If you don't know, you can't prevent it at all.

Yan Xiaoyue saw me eating big mouthfuls, her pretty face was speechless, and she said, "Eat, eat! You can still eat!"

"When Brother Zhu gets angry, how can I let him do things for you!"

After a while.

The bald Zhu came back, wiped the water from his face, gave me a strange look, showing a face full of shit, turned his head and asked Yan Xiaoyue: "You monster friend, where did you come from?"

(End of this chapter)