World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 317 pinch seven inches

It's six o'clock in the morning.

Many early stalls just opened.

We found a Waguan soup shop, ate some breakfast, stuffed our stomachs, and drove straight to the farmer's market.

Modu belongs to the national material distribution center.

Goods from all over the world are sent and received from here.

No matter how early, you can buy something.

I bought a medicine called "Three Steps Down", solid small black pills, which are specially wholesaled to mountainous areas in various places to poison deer, wolves, and wild boars.

The shopkeeper told me that after the animal eats this thing, it will die within three steps, but after the animal is dead, its body is non-toxic, and it can still be slaughtered for meat.

After leaving the store.

Yan Xiaoyue's face turned pale with fright: "You don't want to kill Da Caitou, do you?"

"Kill your head!"

"Then why did you buy this thing?"

"Deal with that liar Li who dared to cheat more than 1000 million and wanted to bless you."

"He can't kill him either, you will be shot!"

"I'm not that stupid!"

I don't even bother to explain to her.

Of course, it is impossible for my buddies to kill Li Banxian.

But a big liar like him who has already gained a lot of fame and can coax old people like Da Caitou into a circle has hundreds of tricks in him. To deal with this kind of person, you can't play tricks, you have to be simple and rude Second, if you want to make a move, you have to grab his seven-inch fatal point.

Originally, I wanted to buy another camera, but Yan Xiaoyue already had it in the car, which saved me trouble.

According to the address on that business card, it was already past nine o'clock in the morning before we arrived at Li Banxian's house.

Li Banxian stayed up late last night, obviously he was catching up on sleep at the moment.

At the door of the house, two disciples in long robes guarded the door.

of course.

According to what Li Banxian said, they probably called it protecting the Dharma.

See us coming.

The two disciples first took a look at Yan Xiaoyue's Hutouben, and their eyes were filled with joy, as if they saw the big head being taken advantage of. The old man is practicing the Turtle Breathing Kung Fu right now, so it may take a while..."

Don't bother to listen to their nonsense.

I patted their necks with my palms, knocking them both unconscious on the ground.

Push open the door.

There is an incense hall in the main hall.

There is a plaque on the altar of the incense hall, which is covered with a big red silk cloth, and there are several sticks of incense burning in front of it.

The wall on the left is covered with a mess of Dao talismans.

On the right-hand wall are photos of Li Banxian and celebrities, many of whom are businessmen, celebrities, and movie stars.

There are quite a few people who are cheated by this guy.

The red silk cloth was lifted.

I saw a few words written on the wooden plaque: "Wuxianxingjun's Dandong Huang Santai Nai God Tablet".

I was instantly happy.

What is enshrined is still a weasel.

Here is a brief explanation of Chuma Xianjia.

It is said that there are five kinds of livestock that are most likely to become sperm, also called Wuxian Xingjun and Wuxian God of Wealth, which are fox (fox fairy), weasel (yellow fairy), hedgehog (white fairy), snake (willow fairy), mouse (gray fairy).

Li Banxian's enshrined tablet reads "Huang Santai Nai", which of course refers to the fine weasel.

The working principle of Chuma Xianjia is that when a refined animal is attached to a person, the person can see through the two worlds of yin and yang, and drive away evil spirits and disasters.

But how can it be possessed?
Animals have flesh bodies, and humans also have flesh bodies. Possession can never be flesh on top of flesh.

This involves a Taoist concept called the bardo body.

The so-called bardo body means that a refined animal can cultivate a soul-like thing, which can leave the animal body and possess a human body, and the disciples who go out of the horse start to speak according to the instructions of the animal's bardo body , Do things, a bit like a ghost upper body.

However, the bardo body of an animal cannot be separated from the physical body of the animal for too long, otherwise the physical body will easily die.

Just like the human soul cannot leave the human body for too long.

Under normal circumstances, when disciples go out to watch and exorcise evil spirits, they will invite the bardo body of a refined animal to possess their upper body.After the exorcism is over, the bardo body of the refined animal will return to its physical body.

Therefore, in every home of a Celestial Being, there will always be a spirited animal.Li Banxian worships the weasel.

There must be a weasel in this house too.

Of course, he's a big liar.

The weasel at home was not mature at all, it was an ordinary weasel he caught from other places.

My nose is very sensitive, and through the smell of burning incense, I can smell a fishy smell.

Follow the fishy smell to find it.

Behind the screen in the back hall, I found an extremely delicate nest with talisman flags hanging outside.

There is a small incense altar in front of the nest.

Lifting off the hanging talisman banner, there was indeed a plump, golden weasel with a tiger pattern on its forehead inside the den.

It is sleeping.

Don't say it yet.

Cooperate with the hanging talisman streamers and the incense altar in front of the nest.

The aura of this animal is really like a fairy who has become a spirit.

Maybe there are usually more people coming from Li Banxian's house.

After the weasel was woken up by us, it was not afraid of us at all, and bared its teeth at us, with a look of contempt for us, and continued to fall asleep.

Seeing this, Yan Xiaoyue's beautiful eyes widened, she was speechless in surprise.

I said to her: "Don't just stand there stupidly, go and wake up Li Banxian who is practicing the Turtle Breathing Kungfu. Remember to record the video when I do things later."

Upon hearing this, Yan Xiaoyue turned around and left.

I quickly reached into the nest and grabbed the weasel.

It was frightened and kept struggling in my hand, trying to turn its head and bite my hand.

But I held on to its neck tightly.

It was completely helpless, squeaking in pain.

I carried it to the front hall.

What makes me dumbfounded is.

I found that my hands were covered with paint.

Dare to feel that this weasel is covered in gold, and the tiger stripes on his forehead are all specially dyed by Li Banxian with paint.

Li Banxian had already been woken up by Yan Xiaoyue, and while yawning and giggling, he said obscenely: "Little girl, you are really in a hurry, you have asked me to consecrate you so early... Come on, come on." , Let Ben Daxian touch your bones first to see where the lesions are in your body."

His hand touched Yan Xiaoyue's buttocks.

Yan Xiaoyue is not easy to mess with.

A backhand slap went down.

"Clap" sounded.

Li Banxian was stunned by the beating, and was also completely woken up.

Yan Xiaoyue said: "Turn on your uncle's light! My brother told you not to sleep, wake up!"

When Li Banxian heard this, he covered his face and turned to see me.

When he saw the struggling weasel in my hand, he almost went crazy, his goatee shook violently, and he rushed out of the room immediately.

"Oh my god! If you insult the immortal family, your whole family will suffer!"

I had already given medicine to this weasel just now, and I snorted coldly at the corner of my mouth, and threw it directly on the ground.

The video recorder in Yan Xiaoyue's hand was already turned on.

The weasel staggered and took two steps on the ground, spat out a few mouthfuls of blood, "bang", fell to the ground, and died.

Li Banxian stood there dumbfounded as if struck by lightning.

After half an hour.

He sat down on the ground with his buttocks spread out, and his voice was crying: "Fuck, oh shit... My fairy, you died so badly..."

I picked up the weasel's body, showed it's dyed fake fur to the video recorder, and said, "Li Banxian of Dongcheng, used a weasel to pretend to be a fairy family to defraud. Please keep your eyes open!"

Since then.

I signaled Yan Xiaoyue to turn off the video recorder.

Li Banxian was completely insane.

He picked up a kitchen knife and shouted, "I'm going to fight you!"

This guy had a ferocious expression and a fierce look in his eyes, and he tried to cut me down, but the kitchen knife in his hand quickly slashed at Yan Xiaoyue's hand holding the video recorder!
(End of this chapter)