World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 718 For the overall situation
I saw that Fang Lele's chubby little face was extremely serious, as if he would get angry immediately if he didn't agree.

He turned around and looked at the man outside again.

Everyone has a look of anticipation on their faces.

I said: "Heizi..."

Sanheizi immediately turned around, facing outside the hall, and muttered: "Boss, you can be a hero by eating half-baked rice."

I'm so...

Is he pointing at me?

I took a look at the extremely hideous corpse of the old man, gritted my teeth, and said bravely, "I'll carry it!"

Hearing this, Fang Lele nodded with satisfaction.

I walked over and smelled the faint smell of corpses on the tip of my nose. I thought that the dead are the most important. Today I am carrying you on my back. You must bless my journey smoothly.

Just about to squat down.

Fang Lele said: "Xiao Makeng, something will happen if you carry it like this."

I asked in confusion: "What happened?"

Fang Lele shook his head and explained to me: "This old man went up to the mountain to cut firewood a few days ago. He worked fine during the day, but after eating at night, he suddenly bled to death from all his orifices. The death was scary. I asked the family members Great Immortal, this old man accidentally provoked something on the mountain, and that thing killed him. He was still alive and would not die with his eyes closed. He was so angry that he couldn't swallow it, so he refused to close his eyes."

"After his death, he asked his dreams to beat his descendants every day, saying that they were useless and could not avenge him, so his descendants came to me to make peace. The great immortal has gone up the mountain to settle accounts with his enemies... You won't understand even if I tell you this. But if you Let the old man lie on your back, and if there is a bump when you go out, the black gas in his stomach will come out smoothly. You can easily smell it, and you will get a serious illness, and you may be paralyzed for the rest of your life. "

Although I never believed in this stuff, I was still shocked by Fang Lele's words and asked, "How do you carry it?"

Fang Lele said: "The cross-carrying corpse method! You wring your hands and back to back with the corpse, so that the black rice air it spits out will be spit into the sky, and you can't smell it, so you won't suffer disaster."

I asked, "Are you sure?"

Fang Lele nodded very solemnly.

I had to ask Sanheizi to help turn the old man's body over, and then carried the old man's body back to back out of the door.

Sanheizi said from behind: "Boss, come on!"

Just walked out of the hall door.

Fang Lele shouted: "Cannon!"

There was a burst of crackling firecrackers, and thick smoke filled the surrounding area.

Fang Lele said again: "Kneel down!"

The old man's family members began to kneel down on both sides, and a woman began to cry loudly.

Fang Lele said again: "Sprinkle grains!"

Someone started to hit us with grains.

For a while.

I couldn't even see the road ahead clearly.

Are hesitating.

Fang Lele kicked me from behind: "You hurry up! If you waste time, it will be over!"

I had to move forward.

Fang Lele held a soft whip in his little hand and started to beat us from behind like a herd of cattle: "One divine whip goes up to the sky. I invite all the immortals in the family to hold a mountain ax with boundless power and strike forward with dazzling power. The second strike The divine whip was beaten to the ground, and the old immortal brought the Yao Chi energy..."

The whip whipped again and again, making thunderous sounds in the air from time to time.

Fang Lele slapped my legs a few times, which made me grin and almost throw away the old man's body behind me, but for the sake of the overall situation, I endured it.

All the way up the mountain.

Come to the mountain behind the village.

A pit has been dug inside, and above the pit is a coffin with the lid opened.

It seems that there was indeed a problem with the old man before. Everything was fixed, but he was not buried.

None of the old man's family members came with him.

Only three of us went up the mountain.

Fang Lele asked me to put the old man in the coffin.

After releasing the old man.

I was so tired that I sat on the ground to rest.

Fang Lele began to sing and dance around the coffin with great enthusiasm, looking very funny, like a nervous junior student.

After he finished singing and dancing, he ordered us to cover the coffin and bury it with soil.

I thought it was finally over now, so I prepared to build the coffin.

Sanheizi said one more thing: "Master Fang, why hasn't he closed his eyes yet?"

When Fang Lele heard this, he looked at the old man's body and slapped his forehead: "I forgot to burn something!"

I asked: "What?" Fang Lele replied: "Sanitary napkins."

When Sanheizi and I heard this, our eyes widened immediately.

Fang Lele pointed at Sanheizi with her little finger and said, "Xiao Makeng was tired of carrying corpses just now. Go down the mountain and pick up some sanitary napkins."

Sanheizi was immediately dumbfounded.

After half an hour.

He asked: "Did you borrow some unopened ones from the women in the village?"

Fang Lele shook his head: "No, no, it must be used. Only dirty things can exorcise evil spirits. Go to the village to get a dog poop clamp and pick it up in the garbage dump. There must be some."

Looking at Sanheizi's appearance, I almost went crazy with joy.

Sanheizi was so suppressed that his chest was rising and falling: "I can't do this!"

When Fang Lele heard this, he immediately puffed up his cheeks and put his little hands on his hips: "Huh! If you don't pick it up, I won't help you!"

Sanheizi said angrily: "You can't do it, I definitely can't do this..."

I coughed: "Heizi! Eat raw rice with rice and be a hero!"

Hearing this, Sanheizi looked at me and then at Fang Lele, then he gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and went down the mountain.

Next is waiting.

Fang Lele saw me sitting on the ground smoking. He came over and sat down next to me. He was very close to me and said to me: "You are not a good smoker."

I asked back, "Can you smoke and just say that this cigarette is not good?"

Hearing this, Fang Lele said with disdain: "Humph! Isn't it just Huazi! Those of my customers who send cigarettes to Daxian are all soft Huazi with a 3-character code, and they come in boxes after boxes. It's impossible to smoke them at all. over!"

I was very curious: "Why does Daxian smoke?"

Fang Lele explained: "The immortal is attached to my body and smokes through my mouth. I didn't care before. If the immortal wants to smoke, I will let it smoke through my mouth, but its addiction is too strong. Sometimes I just ask the customers how they are doing, and then I finish a pack in less than an hour, making me feel like a big chimney.”

"Later I went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor said that my lungs were full of nodules. I told Daxian that if I smoked again, I would be beaten to death. Daxian didn't want me to die and agreed to quit smoking. Now he and I are in the process of quitting smoking. in the process.”

I:"……"

Fang Lele sniffed the second-hand smoke with her small nose: "It's really uncomfortable to quit smoking..."

I asked him why he came so close to me on purpose. I thought he was addicted to cigarettes, so I asked him if he wanted to take a cigarette to relieve his fatigue.

At first Fang Lele refused.

Later he said he would take one and hold it in his mouth without lighting it.

after that……

He ordered.

He took two strong puffs and looked as if he was in the clouds.

Wait until he finishes smoking one.

This guy said he was a little dizzy.

I wonder if this is nonsense. It would be strange not to feel dizzy during the refractory period after quitting smoking.

Sanheizi came up, carrying a snakeskin bag in his hand, which contained the things Fang Lele wanted, and threw it at Fang Lele's feet angrily.

Good luck.

This time Fang Lele didn’t ask us to work.

He set fire to the snakeskin bag himself.

After burning to ashes.

He spread the ashes around the coffin with a shovel.

Strange to say.

After scattering the ashes, the old man's eyes closed.

We quickly closed the coffin lid and buried the earth.

Done with this.

It's already dawn.

A few of us went down the mountain.

The matter has been resolved. Yamashita's family members were very enthusiastic. They made a sumptuous breakfast for Master Fang and the "two apprentices" and gave Fang Lele a big red envelope.

The three finished their meal.

Fang Lele waved the whip to the sky and said to us: "You are doing well, come with me to the city to do some business!"

Heaven has eyes!

Finally got to do something for us!
(End of this chapter)