World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 908 Finding a Job

Buddhism and Taoism are quite different in the way they recruit disciples.

In Taoism, the master usually seeks his disciples.

When the master sees a talented person with a unique frame, he will often come to his door. He will first show off his skills to attract his attention, then give him a magic weapon to make him addicted, and then help him to cause trouble... a dazzling set of tricks until the person agrees. After becoming a disciple, he took him away with a smile.

In Buddhism, a disciple usually seeks a master.

Disciples often go to the mountain gate and kowtow repeatedly to beg for admission. The master has to examine them to observe their sincerity, wisdom, and thoughts. Only after passing various tests can they be accepted into the mountain gate.

But today Master Huiyun came in the opposite direction.

He offered to accept me as his disciple.

My wisdom is so impressive!

But this is absolutely impossible.

I am a typical ordinary person.

If you escape into the empty door.

Lu Cenyin has to impress me!
Moreover.

I can only worship one master in this life.

If Sister Jiuer knew that it took her ten years to train a monk, she would probably take a knife and crack open my skull to see how much water was inside!
I quickly interrupted Master Huiyun: "Thank you for your kindness, Master! I am greedy for money and lust, and I especially like to show off. I am full of shortcomings. I can't bear it even for myself, let alone the Buddha. I can't escape into Buddhism at all, bother me." Got it!"

After speaking.

I got up and left.

"Donor Su, Donor Su..."

After going back.

Just as Mr. Cui and others were ready, everyone got on the camels.

I also got on the camel.

The group left the desert.

on the way.

Master Huiyun’s camel would sometimes come close to me. He clasped his hands together with regret on his face: “Amitabha! What a pity, what a pity...”

Xia Xi saw Master Huiyun looking a little strange and asked me what Master Huiyun was regretting.

I told the truth.

After hearing this, Xia Xi almost laughed like crazy. She even took the initiative to ask Master Huiyun if he was in need of disciples and what he thought of him.
Master Huiyun showed an expression that even a dog would be disgusted with. He said nothing, clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and ignored him.

at dawn.

We came to a small town.

Mr. Cui and He Mancang took Master Huiyun and the inspection results to join the subordinates who had previously escorted the Amina tribe to the front. After meeting, they would quickly transfer to Kyoto.

As for Xia Xi and me.

Mr. Cui asked us to follow Chairman Liu's arrangements.

I think compared to Mr. Cui, a guy like Mr. Cui who can't beat a fart with eight sticks, Chairman Liu who looks like a scholar with a fan is much easier to deal with.

A car was left for us in the town.

Chairman Liu said with a smile: "Two of you, we will be getting along for a long time. Please forgive me for any inappropriateness."

The Tian family has officially declared war on Xiang Liu. The head of the family is making some preparations. Our current task is to wait.

After so many interactions, I have put aside my grudge against the Tian family. Since we are asked to wait quietly, I might as well lie down for the time being.

Xia Xi said to Chairman Liu: "Old Liu, it's time to say it or not. No matter where we go next, we must have enough food and wine. I've had enough of the suffering in the desert!"

Chairman Liu waved a fan in his hand: "It's easy to talk!"

The three of them drove to Urumqi.

When approaching the city.

President Liu took out three human skin masks from the trunk, put them on himself first, and then asked Xia Xi and I to put them on too.

Xia Xi frowned and asked: "Don't you say wait and see? Is it difficult to do something again while wearing this thing?" President Liu replied: "Xiang Liu's people have many hands and eyes. If we stay in Urumqi, we will be easily discovered by them. It's safe. First."

We just had to put it on.

After entering the city.

President Liu found a hotel to stay in.

settle down.

Xia Xi requires that the wine must be Maozi, the cigarettes must be Huazi, and the dishes must be private chefs from the eight major cuisines.

President Liu was satisfied one by one.

He also went out to buy silver needles and medicine and came back to detoxify Xia Xi.

Acupuncture is not very painful.

But Xia Xi's pain was as painful as giving birth to a child, and black blood overflowed from the needle.

Chairman Liu explained that it was because the toxins had been left in the body for too long. If it took another half a month, he would probably be paralyzed.

When I heard this, I was shocked, and I was extremely grateful to the old woman in Ji City, Gan Province.

Xia Xi underwent acupuncture in the hotel for three days and took Chinese medicine for three days. The toxins were relieved, but her hands and feet trembled a bit when she walked.

I asked President Liu what was going on.

Chairman Liu replied: "Before, the toxins invaded deeply, and the body's functions were affected to some extent. It needs to be recovered slowly."

Xia Xi asked: "Let me ask a question, will it affect a man's function?"

President Liu replied: "Yes."

Xia Xi was so frightened that she fell off her chair.

President Liu smiled and said: "Your legs and feet are trembling now, how can your function in that area not be affected? But don't worry, if your legs and feet are healed, you will be fine. Besides, even if there is any problem, you can just come and see me For me, for Chinese medicine, men’s function is a minor problem, no matter how minor it is. One or two medicines can solve the problem, but I don’t even bother to treat it.”

Xia Xi said: "I hope you didn't brag!"

I thought we would just stay in the hotel forever.

The next day.

President Liu told us to go out.

He didn't say what he was going to do.

The car drove to the suburbs.

Stopped at the door of a place called "West Park Crematorium".

Xia Xi asked: "Old Liu, are you planning to train us?"

President Liu smiled and said, "Where are you thinking? The head of the family told you to find a job moving corpses in the crematorium."

Both were dumbfounded.

I asked: "Old Liu, are you kidding me?"

Chairman Liu waved a fan in his hand: "I'm not kidding."

Xia Xi snatched the fan from his hand: "Shake it, sister! Didn't you tell us to wait quietly? They thought we ate too much, so they just asked us to find a job. They even designated us as corpse movers in the crematorium. In my current physical condition, am I not afraid of throwing the deceased to the ground? If I break an arm or leg or something, it will be very inconvenient for people to reincarnate!"

"Why should such an important job be done by Su Shen, who has nimble hands and feet, first-class martial arts, and profound Buddhist roots? Then what...Old Liu, please report to your head of the family and rearrange the job for me. I feel that I am better Suitable for food tasters, sommeliers, film critics, hotel sleep testers, etc. If you really can't do it, I won't choose to be a backup singer in a KTV!"

When President Liu heard this, his face was full of helplessness: "No. This matter was specially confessed by the head of the family, and it cannot be changed."

Xia Xi asked: "Is there no room for negotiation?"

President Liu shook his head: "No."

Xia Xi asked again: "How much money can the Tian family give me per day, based on Miss Lu's painting standards?"

President Liu replied: "The Tian family won't pay, you will earn your salary from the crematorium."

Xia Xi threw the fan back to President Liu and opened the car door suddenly.

(End of this chapter)