World Tibet Bureau
Chapter 913 Oolong
Chapter 913 Oolong
The old man's hand in the back compartment continued to rise, drop, and rise again...
It seems to be described in slow motion.
Actually not.
His hand did not rise high, just above his body, but the frequency was very fast, occurring in just one or two seconds.
but.
The voice we heard just now and the actions we saw with our eyes are definitely not fake!
The red-eyed horse immediately braked and said with a shocked expression: "It's a fake corpse! Don't move yet, watch us!"
After speaking.
He and Da Neck Jiang looked at each other, opened the car door like crazy, and got out of the car.
I thought they had some unique way to stop corpse fraud.
who knows.
The two guys started running like crazy, as if running for their lives. In the process of running, Da Nou Jiang even fell down and dropped his pants, but he didn't care at all. He got up from the ground and rolled around. Climb and continue to run away.
I rely on!
I bet he told us not to move because he wanted us to kill him here first!
Behind him, the old man's hand moved twice very quickly!
I gritted my teeth and prepared to get up from my position and roll to the back of the carriage to see if there was any supernatural phenomenon that would subvert my three views.
Xia Xi shouted: "Don't move!"
Followed by.
He suddenly took out a pair of small scissors from the glove box and quickly pricked his forehead, causing blood to immediately overflow.
This guy wiped the blood from his eyebrow with his middle finger, quickly turned his body to the back, and wiped the blood from his finger onto the old man's mouth.
The old man suddenly stopped moving!
I was stunned.
Will Xia Xi still do this?
Right now.
A black shadow suddenly flashed out from under the old man's hand and hit Xia Xi's face.
Xia Xi was so frightened that she immediately turned around and hid.
That thing flapped its wings on the carriage: "There is a great future, there is a great future..."
A little myna!
I'm just going crazy.
The reason Ganqing spoke before was because this thing was imitating it, but the old man's hand was moving just now because it was hiding under the old man's body!
Where did this thing come from? !
I was so angry that I picked up the self-defense stick beside me and prepared to hit him.
at this time.
The family members of the old man who had been following behind came over on a motorcycle. When they saw the situation in the car, they hurriedly said to us: "Don't fight, don't fight!"
I had to open the car door.
The little bug flew out of the car window and stood on the shoulders of the old man's eldest son.
It was obvious that the little bug knew the family of the deceased.
Xia Xi suddenly became furious: "What's going on?! This thing can learn to speak. Do you know that a bird can scare people to death?!"
The old man's eldest son looked very embarrassed, apologized to us quickly, and then explained the reason.
It turned out that when the old man was still alive, because his sons were working outside and had no one to accompany them, he raised a little myna. He liked this little myna very much and played with it every day.After the old man passed away, the little starling was very sad and stayed around the old man's body every day. Several sons discussed who would support the little starling.
But after they buried the old man, they were all going to go out to work. No one wanted to raise such a thing and wanted to let it go, but the broken bird didn't want to go.Later, several sons worked together to make a bad move and knocked out the myna with poison and hid it in the old man's arms. They planned to cremate the myna and the old man together and let him go down to accompany the old man.Because the little bug was hidden in the old man's personal "funeral bag", I carried the body backwards and didn't pay attention at all. Maybe the bumpy ride woke up the faint little bug, and that's what happened next. event.
I was speechless for a while.
I was almost scared out of my mind just now.
Xia Xi frowned and asked, "Fuck! I thought it was a fake corpse... Then what are you going to do with this little mynah?"
They sighed and said never mind, let it run its course.
Since they didn't care, we didn't bother to care about it, so we said it was fine and let them go ride their motorcycles.
Just finished speaking.
The little starling immediately flew in through the window, flew back to the old man's body, and said to us: "There is a great future."
The future is yours!
I said to Xia Xi, "Okay, Xia Fengxian, where did you learn that trick just now? It can also exorcise evil spirits!"
Hearing this, Xia Xi wiped her nose, snorted coldly, and said extremely arrogantly: "I know a lot, but you don't know it!"
I am more studious, so I asked, "What did you say about that move just now?"
Xia Xi replied: "The center of the eyebrow is also called Yintang, where a person's energy and spirit are located. The blood between the eyebrows is equal to the blood of a person's Zhiyang. The bright Yintang proves that a person has sufficient Yang energy and good luck. The black Yintang proves that a person's The yang energy has declined. This is why fortune tellers often tell people that their halls will turn dark and their life will be short-lived."
"I just saw a corpse scam. I followed the method of the old tomb robbers and used Zhiyang's forehead to pressurize the Yin Qi of the corpse. I don't know if it works. This is my first time trying it. Now it seems that these things are all scams. For humans, there are no ghosts or gods in the world! My world view is not as firm as yours, and I laugh at everything!"
I replied: "Niu Bi Niu Bi, who did you learn your tomb robbing skills from?"
Xia Xi replied: "It's none of your business!"
I:"……"
I think that in a few days, you will reveal all your secrets to me, so I will let you show off for the time being.
Xia Xi said: "Where are those two goods?"
I have a look.
I've been waiting here for a while, but the red-eyed horse and big-necked Jiang haven't come back yet.
I had to call the red-eyed horse.
The red-eyed horse asked in a trembling tone: "Qiao Fantian, are you alive or dead?"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How could it be possible! We are very good, but it is actually just a myna. Brother Ma, please come back quickly. Nothing is wrong!"
The red-eyed horse asked: "You kid didn't lie to me, did you?"
I said categorically that I was not lying.
After a while.
Seeing the red-eyed horse and the big-necked Jiang looking at us from a distance, they came over with lingering fear when they saw that everything was fine.
The red-eyed horse saw the little bug in the car and patted our shoulders: "What about... we just wanted to lure the zombies out to fight, but we didn't expect that it turned out to be an own goal!"
Xia Xi asked: "Brother Ma, Brother Jiang, why are your crotches wet?"
The red-eyed horse replied: "I accidentally fell into a puddle. It's okay. Let's keep walking!"
"Let's go!"
The little myna on the old man's corpse learned a sentence.
I thought this little mynah was quite clever, so I threw some snacks for it.
It seems that it has not eaten for a long time and is eating happily.
We continued driving back.
(End of this chapter)
The old man's hand in the back compartment continued to rise, drop, and rise again...
It seems to be described in slow motion.
Actually not.
His hand did not rise high, just above his body, but the frequency was very fast, occurring in just one or two seconds.
but.
The voice we heard just now and the actions we saw with our eyes are definitely not fake!
The red-eyed horse immediately braked and said with a shocked expression: "It's a fake corpse! Don't move yet, watch us!"
After speaking.
He and Da Neck Jiang looked at each other, opened the car door like crazy, and got out of the car.
I thought they had some unique way to stop corpse fraud.
who knows.
The two guys started running like crazy, as if running for their lives. In the process of running, Da Nou Jiang even fell down and dropped his pants, but he didn't care at all. He got up from the ground and rolled around. Climb and continue to run away.
I rely on!
I bet he told us not to move because he wanted us to kill him here first!
Behind him, the old man's hand moved twice very quickly!
I gritted my teeth and prepared to get up from my position and roll to the back of the carriage to see if there was any supernatural phenomenon that would subvert my three views.
Xia Xi shouted: "Don't move!"
Followed by.
He suddenly took out a pair of small scissors from the glove box and quickly pricked his forehead, causing blood to immediately overflow.
This guy wiped the blood from his eyebrow with his middle finger, quickly turned his body to the back, and wiped the blood from his finger onto the old man's mouth.
The old man suddenly stopped moving!
I was stunned.
Will Xia Xi still do this?
Right now.
A black shadow suddenly flashed out from under the old man's hand and hit Xia Xi's face.
Xia Xi was so frightened that she immediately turned around and hid.
That thing flapped its wings on the carriage: "There is a great future, there is a great future..."
A little myna!
I'm just going crazy.
The reason Ganqing spoke before was because this thing was imitating it, but the old man's hand was moving just now because it was hiding under the old man's body!
Where did this thing come from? !
I was so angry that I picked up the self-defense stick beside me and prepared to hit him.
at this time.
The family members of the old man who had been following behind came over on a motorcycle. When they saw the situation in the car, they hurriedly said to us: "Don't fight, don't fight!"
I had to open the car door.
The little bug flew out of the car window and stood on the shoulders of the old man's eldest son.
It was obvious that the little bug knew the family of the deceased.
Xia Xi suddenly became furious: "What's going on?! This thing can learn to speak. Do you know that a bird can scare people to death?!"
The old man's eldest son looked very embarrassed, apologized to us quickly, and then explained the reason.
It turned out that when the old man was still alive, because his sons were working outside and had no one to accompany them, he raised a little myna. He liked this little myna very much and played with it every day.After the old man passed away, the little starling was very sad and stayed around the old man's body every day. Several sons discussed who would support the little starling.
But after they buried the old man, they were all going to go out to work. No one wanted to raise such a thing and wanted to let it go, but the broken bird didn't want to go.Later, several sons worked together to make a bad move and knocked out the myna with poison and hid it in the old man's arms. They planned to cremate the myna and the old man together and let him go down to accompany the old man.Because the little bug was hidden in the old man's personal "funeral bag", I carried the body backwards and didn't pay attention at all. Maybe the bumpy ride woke up the faint little bug, and that's what happened next. event.
I was speechless for a while.
I was almost scared out of my mind just now.
Xia Xi frowned and asked, "Fuck! I thought it was a fake corpse... Then what are you going to do with this little mynah?"
They sighed and said never mind, let it run its course.
Since they didn't care, we didn't bother to care about it, so we said it was fine and let them go ride their motorcycles.
Just finished speaking.
The little starling immediately flew in through the window, flew back to the old man's body, and said to us: "There is a great future."
The future is yours!
I said to Xia Xi, "Okay, Xia Fengxian, where did you learn that trick just now? It can also exorcise evil spirits!"
Hearing this, Xia Xi wiped her nose, snorted coldly, and said extremely arrogantly: "I know a lot, but you don't know it!"
I am more studious, so I asked, "What did you say about that move just now?"
Xia Xi replied: "The center of the eyebrow is also called Yintang, where a person's energy and spirit are located. The blood between the eyebrows is equal to the blood of a person's Zhiyang. The bright Yintang proves that a person has sufficient Yang energy and good luck. The black Yintang proves that a person's The yang energy has declined. This is why fortune tellers often tell people that their halls will turn dark and their life will be short-lived."
"I just saw a corpse scam. I followed the method of the old tomb robbers and used Zhiyang's forehead to pressurize the Yin Qi of the corpse. I don't know if it works. This is my first time trying it. Now it seems that these things are all scams. For humans, there are no ghosts or gods in the world! My world view is not as firm as yours, and I laugh at everything!"
I replied: "Niu Bi Niu Bi, who did you learn your tomb robbing skills from?"
Xia Xi replied: "It's none of your business!"
I:"……"
I think that in a few days, you will reveal all your secrets to me, so I will let you show off for the time being.
Xia Xi said: "Where are those two goods?"
I have a look.
I've been waiting here for a while, but the red-eyed horse and big-necked Jiang haven't come back yet.
I had to call the red-eyed horse.
The red-eyed horse asked in a trembling tone: "Qiao Fantian, are you alive or dead?"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How could it be possible! We are very good, but it is actually just a myna. Brother Ma, please come back quickly. Nothing is wrong!"
The red-eyed horse asked: "You kid didn't lie to me, did you?"
I said categorically that I was not lying.
After a while.
Seeing the red-eyed horse and the big-necked Jiang looking at us from a distance, they came over with lingering fear when they saw that everything was fine.
The red-eyed horse saw the little bug in the car and patted our shoulders: "What about... we just wanted to lure the zombies out to fight, but we didn't expect that it turned out to be an own goal!"
Xia Xi asked: "Brother Ma, Brother Jiang, why are your crotches wet?"
The red-eyed horse replied: "I accidentally fell into a puddle. It's okay. Let's keep walking!"
"Let's go!"
The little myna on the old man's corpse learned a sentence.
I thought this little mynah was quite clever, so I threw some snacks for it.
It seems that it has not eaten for a long time and is eating happily.
We continued driving back.
(End of this chapter)
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