World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 959: Learn this skill and reach the peak of martial arts

Guan Hong's face changed: "Hurry up!"

I swallowed my saliva and had no choice but to stand up, imitate his posture, put my hands behind my back, and looked at the sky: "Good disciple! Yiqi Gong is the best Yin Qigong in the world! The Tao creates Yiqi from nothingness, and then From one qi, yin and yang are produced. Yin and yang are then combined into three bodies, and all things are prosperous from the three bodies. One qi contains four images, which is called taking over yin and yang. It seizes creation, turns the universe, twists the qi mechanism, and returns it to the innate nature in the acquired world. True Yang! If you learn this skill, you will reach the top of the martial arts world! If you don’t learn this skill, you will be useless! My dear disciple, do you want to learn it?!"

Guan Hong looked at me, completely dumbfounded.

I feel extremely uneasy.

I think I didn't memorize any word wrong, right?
After half an hour.

Guan Hong suddenly grinned: "Genius, genius! I have accepted so many disciples, and you are the first one who can fully recite them!"

He has many disciples?
Why didn’t I listen to President Liu?
Could it be that he harvested it in Sakura Country?

I saw that he seemed to be in a good mood, so I asked cautiously: "Where are your...those disciples?"

Guan Hong said: "They memorized the wrong word! I beat you to death on the spot... My good disciples, you died miserably. I shouldn't beat you to death as a teacher..."

He began to howl.

There were really tears.

Looked very sad.

The hairs on my body stood up.

I don’t know if what this guy said is true.

if it is real.

I just walked through the gates of hell again.

"correct!"

Guan Hong suddenly stopped crying and stared at me.

My voice trembled with fear: "What's wrong?"

Guan Hong said: "Donkey! You dared to call me a good disciple just now?!"

I hurriedly explained: "I didn't want to take advantage of you! Because you told me not to miss a word, I had to repeat your exact words!"

Guan Hong's face darkened: "Very good, very good! By the way! Are you a virgin?!"

I was stunned.

What kind of tiger-wolf problem is this?
Is it possible that practicing Yiqi Yin Kung Fu requires the body of a child, or is it like practicing the "Sunflower Collection"? If you want to practice this Kung Fu, you must first secede from the palace?If the answer is wrong, will this guy beat me to death immediately or castrate me directly?

I gritted my teeth and said, "Of course not! I am a normal man who has tasted women!"

Hearing this, Guan Hong suddenly slapped her thigh: "Hahaha! I just want a normal man who has tasted the taste of women!"

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Passed again.

The reason for this answer is entirely based on three judgments.

First, according to the information provided by President Liu, Guan Hong had given birth to a son, which proved that he had tasted women.

Secondly, after his wife died and his son died, he suddenly went crazy and went to kill the old head of the Tian family. His skills were extremely terrifying, and Yiqi Yin Kung Fu cannot be achieved overnight. It requires years of practice, which proves that this thing was not developed after he abstained from sex. , he also practiced before when he had a wife and children.

Thirdly, Guan Hong still has a beard, while eunuchs don't have beards, which proves that he has not committed suicide so far and is an extremely normal man.

These few judgments.

Probably the highlight of my brain reaction.

After all, the other party is a psychopath who cannot speculate based on normal thinking at all.

Slightly wrong answer.

My life is at risk.

"You are the destined disciple to inherit my magical skills! My invincible magical skills have a successor! Hahaha!"

He started laughing crazily and dancing, as if he had obtained the most valuable thing in the world.

I saw that he looked genuinely happy, and his eyes seemed to trust me very much. I felt that the time was almost ripe, so I suddenly covered my stomach with my hand and started walking aside.

Guan Hong immediately stopped laughing: "What are you doing?"

I had a painful expression on my face: "I just ate too much and I feel like having diarrhea..."

Hearing this, Guan Hong scratched her head, rolled her eyes, seemed to think for a while, then came over and actually hugged me.

The kind of posture where an adult holds a baby's feet and lets the baby poop.

"I'll carry you to poop!"

"No need! I can do it myself!"

"Aren't you my son?"

"You've made a mistake! I'm your apprentice!" Guan Hong heard this, slapped his forehead, and immediately put me down: "Look at me! Why is it confusing again... Go back quickly, I'm going to teach you how to breathe. ”

I held my stomach: "Okay, okay!"

After getting his permission.

I started walking sideways.

Squinted glimpse.

Guan Hong squatted on the hill, holding a small stick and playing with the ants.

He can't see me now.

I had already spotted a large bush next to me, jumped over the gully, and immediately rolled into the grass.

The grass was very tall and could completely block my figure. I immediately ran like crazy. Instead of running away, I carefully circled along the grass and went around to the other side of the hill, where Guan Hong and I were standing before. High above the river bank directly below.

There happens to be a gully and groove here, and a pile of weeds in front of it can block the body.

I squatted right in.

Heart pounding.

Nervous hands and feet numb.

I hope God will give me good luck!

Guan Hong stood high on the hill and had a very good view. If I had escaped normally, he would have been able to see me. This guy's speed was too terrifying. I couldn't run very far and he would definitely catch me.

So I had to disappear without any movement.

And staying where he can't see is undoubtedly the best choice.

With his brain, he will definitely come to me later, but he shouldn't have imagined that I am hiding right under him at the moment. As long as I can survive until he finds me and leaves, I will win!

Even if it is a one in ten thousand possibility.

He happened to come here and met me.

I can also plunge into the water with a sudden force, and use the strong resistance of the water to offset this guy's incredible Yin Kung.

really.

Only five or six minutes later, Guan Hong's heartbreaking call came from the hilltop.

"Disciple!"

"son!"

"grandson!"

"Donkey fucked me!"

"Where has your kid been?!"

"Ah! I'm going to beat you to death!"

"..."

Every time Guan Hong shouted, he seemed to be like a fierce ghost, which scared my whole body and soul.

The shouts grew distant.

He should leave.

I almost cried.

not easy!
Just in case.

I continued squatting in the ravine for more than an hour, until my legs were almost numb, so I stood up carefully, moved my hands and feet, took a deep breath in my heart, and started running outside like crazy.

No matter the direction.

No matter the time.

Until I almost foamed at the mouth.

It was estimated to be at least thirty miles away.

I just stopped, lying on the ground, closing my eyes, breathing heavily.

After a while.

I was about to get up, opened my eyes, and was completely stunned.

A pair of eyes directly above me.

Looking me dead in the eye.

(End of this chapter)