Relying on the system of criticizing people to become a god in farming literature

Chapter 129 Storytelling

After some thinking, Xiaocui has come up with the answer in her heart.

"If I talk about it myself, those who have money but don't have money come second."

"Think about it, people can't stay poor forever. If you have hands and feet, as long as you work hard and have a flexible mind, it shouldn't be a big problem to live a stable life."

"But being ugly is different. This thing is brought from the mother's womb and has to be followed from birth to death. Not to mention that the men in the east village are short and their height is harder to change than their appearance. Even if you have money, you can’t make yourself taller.”

"Besides, if he is rich now, there is no guarantee that he will be rich forever. What if his family will be ruined if I marry him?"

"So, after much thought, I still have to choose the tall and handsome man from the village to the west, hehe."

Hearing Xiaocui's answer, Cheng Yao couldn't help laughing.

However, this is not meant as a joke.

On the contrary, she felt that Xiaocui was very smart and could filter out the most satisfactory results among the existing conditions.

“Isn’t there a word called pleasing to the eye? Seeing beautiful people or things can make you feel better.”

"Otherwise, when we get married and have children, when I go to bed at night and there is an ugly husband on the left and an ugly child on the right, I will probably be pissed to death!"

After hearing these two additions, Cheng Yao couldn't hold it in anymore and burst into laughter.

Xiao Cui was also infected when she saw Cheng Yao laughing so hard that she fell on her back.

The two of them laughed and became confused.

"Okay, okay, stop laughing and tell me, how did the woman choose in the end?"

Xiaocui stopped laughing first, then shook Cheng Yao's arm, wanting to know the follow-up of the story.

Cheng Yao took a few deep breaths before she managed to stabilize herself.

"The choice that woman made is different from yours."

Cheng Yao deliberately let it slip and winked at Xiaocui playfully.

Xiaocui didn't understand and said doubtfully.

"What do you mean? Did she choose that rich and ugly man?"

"If that's the case, then this story is very boring! It's also a bit irritating!"

When Xiaocui imagined a young woman as beautiful as a flower, committing herself to a short and old man for the sake of glory and wealth, she felt a physical discomfort.

"Aren't these flowers stuck in cow dung?!"

Cheng Yao patted her shoulder and told her not to worry.

"No, no, she didn't choose that rich and ugly man."

Xiaocui was even more confused. In her mind, either choice A should be choice B. Is there a third choice?

"The woman's parents told her that if she chooses the man from the east village, she should hold out her left hand, and if she chooses the man from the west village, she should hold out her right hand."

"As a result, the woman stretched out her two hands."

As soon as Cheng Yao finished speaking, Xiao Cui made a sound of surprise.

"Ah? Can it still be like this?!"

"She doesn't want both, does she?"

Cheng Yao snapped her fingers and said.

"Congratulations! You guessed it right!"

"Her parents were also surprised and didn't know what their daughter's behavior meant."

"The woman said this. If the men in the east village are rich, they should go to the east to eat. If the men in the west village are handsome, then they should go to the west to sleep."

Xiaocui was shocked by this result and jumped up from the bed.

"I'll be a good boy. I can still choose like this!"

"However, even if she chooses this way, no one will agree, right?"

"I have never heard of such a thing in all my life."

Cheng Yao stood up and took off her outer shirt and got under the quilt.While crawling, he replied.

"Of course no one agreed. How could those men tolerate one woman marrying two husbands?"

"But the woman didn't feel sad at all, because she didn't like men to begin with, and her crush was a girl."

"She is doing this on purpose. She just wants those men to quit and stop bothering her."

After saying that, Cheng Yao also climbed into the bed and lay down comfortably.

Xiaocui had a hard time digesting the previous ending, but she didn't expect that it would turn another corner for her in such a short period of time.

"What did you say??? She likes women?!"

Xiaocui rolled to Cheng Yao's side and stared at her with big eyes.

"Yes, yes, I didn't expect that."

Xiao Cui neatly opened her bedclothes, got in, and sighed.

"I really didn't expect that."

"I have to say, your story is really more exciting than the storybook I read."

"Most of the novels on the market are about poor scholars and rich ladies, or honest people and goblins. I'm tired of them."

"I just recently found some different ones at a small bookstall."

Cheng Yao snorted disdainfully.

"When you look at the stories about the poor scholar and the rich lady, you can tell that they were all written by the poor scholars themselves."

"How can a real eldest lady be so easily deceived by their few words?"

"Besides, the possibility of them meeting a rich lady is close to impossible."

"You can tell at a glance that it's their own fantasy."

Xiaocui nodded approvingly and moved her little head closer.

"That's right, you can't buy that kind of story anymore. They will lose all the money you save."

At this moment, the two of them were lying on the bed together, chatting.

As we chatted, we talked about past events.

"Ayao, where are you from?"

"You don't look very young, why did you come out so early?"

When talking about this topic, Cheng Yao's tone couldn't help but feel a little melancholy.

"I'm from Lingxi Village in Qingshan Town next door. It's just an ordinary small village. You may not know it."

"That's not important. If we really talk about my past, I'm afraid I won't have to sleep all night."

"In short, in a nutshell, the people in my family are all weirdos among weirdos."

"I couldn't stay any longer, so I looked for an opportunity to run out."

Seeing Cheng Yao's appearance, Xiaocui could make a guess.

"Is there such a weird family in this world?! I really feel like I'm in heaven."

"Ayao, fortunately you got the chance and were able to escape, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable!"

Cheng Yao was surprised and said in confusion.

"I didn't say anything specific, so why did you scold me for it?"

Xiaocui looked serious.

"Although you didn't say it, I believe you must have your own reasons for doing this. They must have gone too far!"

"And I also know that these people must be patriarchal and indiscriminate. If you scold them like this, you are right!"

(End of this chapter)