Siheyuan: Originally I just wanted to be a little transparent.

Seeing Lin Shengli say this, the few people said nothing more. They just wanted Lin Shengli to continue talking.

Even Qin Jingru, a young girl with a yellow face, blushed and looked expectant, waiting for Lin Shengli to continue.

Seeing this, Lin Shengli silently complained in his heart: "Who said that women in this era are conservative? In this situation, what they heard seems to be more interesting than what she said!"

Since no one objected, Lin Shengli continued with a more obscure joke.

"As the story goes, there was a couple who were whispering at night. The daughter-in-law asked her husband: Why is it that if a man has three wives and four concubines, everyone talks about his interests?"

"But if it's a woman who doesn't even say she has three husbands and four attendants, but just has some ambiguities with a few people, everyone will call her shameless?"

"The husband who was asked the question thought for a moment and said: The reason is very simple. Let's use an analogy. There is a key that can open many locks. Then this key will be called a master key."

"And if a lock can be opened by many keys, wouldn't that lock become a bad lock?"

After Lin Shengli finished speaking, the women fell into deep thought. After all, with their knowledge and experience, it might be a bit difficult to understand the meaning at once.

After a while, Liang Ladi reacted and slapped Lin Shengli on the arm again, laughing and scolding: "Bah, where did you come from so many fallacies?"

Lin Shengli rubbed the painful arm that was slapped by Liang Ladi and rolled his eyes at Liang Ladi.

Wang Erni and Qin Jingru, who were a little confused, approached Liang Ladi and asked in a low voice what Lin Shengli just said.

After Liang Ladi's explanation, Qin Jingru's face turned redder, and her eyes looking at Lin Shengli became brighter and brighter.

Originally, after finishing this joke, Lin Shengli didn't plan to say it again. After all, every time he said it, he had to bump into Liang Ladi for no reason.

Being bullied unilaterally, there is no place to reason.

This makes the baby feel bitter, but the baby doesn't say it!
But these girls seemed to be addicted to listening to it, and they had to pester Lin Shengli to tell him another one.

Liang Ladi, in particular, said directly: "Shengli, although your fallacies are acceptable, they are just too short."

"You said you're a grown man, and you shouldn't tell a story that's longer and more powerful!"

"Yes, Sister Liang is right, it needs to be longer and stronger." Wang Erni agreed.

"Yeah, sister Liang and Er Ni are right." Qin Jingru also joined in the fun.

Lin Shengli looked at the three people in front of him. You said Liang Ladi and Wang Erni are both married and experienced drivers. It's quite normal for them to drive a car.

But Qin Jingru, you're a young girl who doesn't understand anything. If you don't know what they mean, you just follow them and make fun of them!

Now that the two female drivers and an unknown passenger have started racing, he has nothing else to say, just say, who is afraid of whom?

"There is a man who has gained some weight."

"One day, he was wandering on the street and saw a sign hanging on the street, which said: Lose weight quickly, three prices, namely one yuan, two yuan and five yuan.

"The man thought to himself, let's try one piece first to see the effect."

"After paying the money, he was taken to a room. Inside, a very beautiful girl said to him: The rule is that if you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you have sex."

"Wait a minute, Victory, what does this hey hey mean?" Liang Ladi asked.

"Hehehe, it's hehehe. Those of you who have been married should all understand, but you have to think about what it means specifically."

Hearing this, Liang Ladi and Wang Erni, two veteran drivers, quickly pursed their lips and laughed.

And Qin Jingru, after Wang Erni's explanation, covered her mouth and started laughing secretly.

Lin Shengli continued: "The man quickly caught up with the beautiful girl and then had sex with her."

"He came again the next day. This time he spent two yuan. When he went in, another beautiful girl came out, even prettier than the one yesterday. She also said to him, "Come after me. If you catch me, I'll let you have sex." hey-hey."

"The result, of course, is that he chased this beautiful girl again, and then continued to have sex again."

"On the third day, the man came again..."

"This man's body is so good!" Wang Erni couldn't help but sigh.

"Hey, Erni, don't make trouble. Just listen to Comrade Shengli." Qin Jingru rolled her eyes at Wang Erni and said.

Lin Shengli looked at Qin Jingru's expectant expression and continued:

"On the third day, the man came again. This time he paid five yuan. After entering, he found that this time there was no pretty girl inside."

"What is that?" This time it was Qin Jingru who couldn't help but ask.

"This time, there was a talking gorilla in the room. (Afraid that a few people wouldn't understand, Lin Shengli explained specifically that this gorilla is an extra-large black monkey.) It said to the man , today it’s my turn to chase you, and if I catch you, I’ll fuck you.”

Hearing Lin Shengli say this, Qin Jingru burst into laughter, laughing.

And Liang Ladi was so out of breath from laughing that she almost couldn't breathe.

Wang Erni was also swaying with laughter.

"What are you doing? I haven't finished speaking yet!" Lin Shengli said with a calm expression.

Hearing what Lin Shengli said, the women were stunned for a moment, and then immediately sat up straight again, waiting attentively for Lin Shengli to continue speaking.

"That gorilla, he's a male."

After a brief silence, the room erupted into roars of laughter.This made the girls laugh so much that they burst into tears.

Qin Jingru, on the other hand, smiled and looked at Lin Shengli with piercing eyes, her eyes exuding unconcealable fondness.

As for this woman, she is a particularly strange creature, both greedy and timid, passionate and pretentious.

On the one hand, they don't like honest people who are too serious. They feel that they don't understand romance and have no interest.

On the other hand, they hate those lustful people, thinking that they cannot bring them a sense of security, and are afraid of being hurt.

And the kind of man who is a little bit bad, romantic but not nasty, is the most ideal partner in the eyes of women.

In Qin Jingru's eyes, Lin Shengli was exactly such a man.

And this man has too many advantages.

Not only is he handsome, but he also has status, status, a house, a car, and culture. Now he also has to add one more thing, he speaks with a sense of humor. This is simply the most ideal person in her dream, the ideal partner who can be entrusted to her for life. .

She must marry this man.

Even if she couldn't tell the matchmaker that she was marrying him as a real wife, or as a minor to such a person, she would be willing to do so.

She really didn't mind being the lock that could be opened by Lin Shengli's master key.

"Shengli, how did you make up so many jokes? I'm almost laughing to death." Liang Ladi smiled while looking at Lin Shengli's arm and patting it hard.

"Read more, read more newspapers, do more exercise and sleep more." As he said this, Lin Shengli didn't forget to give Liang Ladi a roll of his eyes.

This Sister Liang is good at everything, but she can't change her habit of using her hands and feet whenever she has nothing to do.

Just be happy if you say you are happy, just take a picture of yourself!

Why are you filming me?
Your hands are so strong that it hurts to take photos of people.

In response to Lin Shengli's nonsense, Liang Ladi rolled her eyes and said, "Do you think I will believe it?"

After looking at Lin Shengli and Liang Ladi, Qin Jingru suddenly had an idea.

Maybe she could ask Sister Liang to help match her up with Lin Shengli. She just wanted to be a little girl.

"Okay, you guys chat first, I'll go buy some food and come back." Lin Shengli looked at his watch and saw that it was almost five o'clock, so he said to the girls.

Hearing this, Liang Ladi said in confusion: "Shengli, what else are you buying?"

"Didn't you carry so many things when you came here just now?"

Lin Shengli stood up, patted the melon seed peels on his body and said:

"Sister Liang, those things are reserved for you to eat later."

"Oh, by the way, you can wash some of the dishes at home later."

"I'm going out for a walk to see where there is fresh mutton or beef."

"Today, let's have hot pot tonight."

Since Lin Shengli said he wanted to eat hot pot, of course Liang Ladi would not object to anything.

After all, she can have the happy life she has now thanks to her younger brother Lin Shengli.

Every time he came over for dinner, he always brought big and small bags. Basically, many of the things in their house were brought by Lin Shengli.

So, let alone Lin Shengli wants to eat hot pot, as long as Lin Shengli is willing, he can eat her!

When Lin Shengli went out to buy groceries, Liang Ladi and Qin Jingru asked Wang Erni to play with their children because she was pregnant.

Liang Ladi and Qin Jingru followed Lin Shengli's instructions to wash some radishes, cabbage, potatoes and the like.

While working in the kitchen, Qin Jingru looked at Liang Ladi who was busy at the side, bit her lips, and rubbed her hands vigorously. Finally, she finally plucked up the courage and asked in a low voice: "Sister Liang, I have something to do. , I want to ask you for help."

Liang Ladi cut the washed cabbage into pieces and put them on a large plate.

She turned to look at Qin Jingru and said, "Sister Jingru, let me guess, is the matter you want me to help you with related to Shengli?"

"Ah! Sister Liang, how did you know?" Qin Jingru asked in surprise after Liang Ladi revealed her thoughts.

Liang Ladi smiled and shook her head and said, "How did I know? That look in your eyes has never left him since Victory came."

"Especially when we were chatting just now, the way you looked at our Shengli made us almost tear our eyes out!"

"Oh Sister Liang, am I that obvious?" Qin Jingru felt embarrassed instantly after hearing what Liang Ladi said.

Liang Ladi looked at Qin Jingru who was blushing with shame, sighed and said, "Jingru, don't blame me for attacking you."

"Do you think you and Shengli are suitable for each other?"

In fact, Liang Ladi still liked Qin Jingru, an innocent little girl. Otherwise, she would not have become good friends with Qin Jingru and Wang Erni, let alone allow them to live with her from time to time.

As long as Qin Jingru was talking about someone else, Liang Ladi did not hesitate and promised to go to Qin Jingru to match him. (End of chapter)