Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei.

Chapter 391 Boy, it’s hell ahead
“I am Mingfei’s good neighbor, Zihang’s good teacher, Nono’s preferred adoptive father, little monster’s refuge, the destroyer of aristocratic families, children’s favorite monster, and in addition, I am the nemesis of Bloodmourne. , the founder of the Dragon Group, the Terminator of Tragedy, and the favorite big-mouthed kid..."

Seeing the person in front of him opening his mouth and followed by a series of slurs, Xia Mi almost thought she was watching a cross talk show. Just when she was about to shout to stop, Xia Di held her shoulder down with one hand and exaggerated And the sensational voice said:

"Of course, I'm still your Uncle Xia, the snack supplier, beverage contractor, and negative emotion generator.

Don't worry about whether our relationship will change after this incident, I will always be your first choice for food! "

As he spoke, he gave Xia Mi a thumbs up. When he grinned, his big white teeth seemed to shine, shining so brightly that it was a bit dazzling.

Speechlessly, Xia Mi slapped the miniature flashlight that Xia Di was holding in his mouth, and stared at the man in front of him with her bright golden eyes without blinking:
"So, you are not one of my brothers, nor are you my kind?"

"Of course." Xia Di wanted to say who gave Xiao Longnu the confidence to think that she was her kind, but this hurt the child's self-esteem too much, so she couldn't bear it and could only change her words: "Don't worry, even if you think that on this planet, Even the most powerful ones can’t stand a slap in front of me.”

When he said this, he pointed to the direction of the trash can with his eyes: "That thing is called the holy skeleton. It was left behind when King Bai was executed. It can be resurrected by parasitic dragon blood creatures. This morning I went to the high seas While fishing, I happened to see it pop out of the sea and beat the Japanese half-breed until it cried for its father and mother and almost wiped out the whole army.

Although I didn't want to meddle in other people's business, the noise the guy made scared away all the fish in the nest, so I gave him a slap. I didn't expect that the guy couldn't help but slap him, and he directly performed a big explosion. "

Just in case Xia Ya didn't believe it, he turned on his computer and played a video.

The content is that he slapped Herzog away in the extended version of Deadpool. When the white monster crashed into the ruins of the floating platform and set off a huge wave, it turned into a hundred-meter monster and came back, but was slapped away by him again. picture.

Xia Mi looked at the ridiculously big eight-headed dragon on the computer, then looked at the big hand that pinched his face just now, and swallowed subconsciously.

To be honest, she couldn't believe it, and suspected that Xia Di spent a lot of money to create special effects, but the details of Yamata no Orochi being whipped away were too realistic for her to doubt.

While she was secretly worrying about her not being strong enough, Xia Di was also frowning, wondering if Fingel was planning to give up this year's year-end bonus.

His request was clearly to pull out Herzog's second transformation with one slap, and to beat the Yamata no Orochi to pieces with one slap. The final scene was fixed on Herzog looking up at the sky, doubting his life, and waiting for death.

Now the most important thing is that the clip that made Xiao Longnu feel Uncle Xia's strength has been cut out. Xia Di is very doubtful that Comrade Shufen is planning to switch jobs from him to DC.

Just when he was thinking about whether to increase the strength of Fengel later, Xia Mi suddenly spoke, with a slightly nervous expression: "What about Fenrir, what did you do to him?"

The 100-meter-tall Yamata no Orochi made the majestic king of the earth and mountains a little ashamed, and almost removed the mountain from the title, but in the end, his concern for his brother prevailed, and he was worried that his stupid brother, who was not smart, would accidentally offend Xia. Di, he whipped her hard like a top with a whip.

"What you're saying is, I'm not a heinous bad guy. I can still eat your brother." Xia Di was very dissatisfied with Xiao Longnu's distrust. "Don't you always say that your brother is not in good health? He had to go to the hospital, so I thought about doing an operation to improve his health.”

Xia Mi suddenly became nervous when she heard this. She knew Fenrir's situation very well. He was good everywhere except his brain, so...

"You performed a craniotomy on him?!"

Looking at the nervous little dragon girl, Xia Di finally couldn't bear to tease her anymore. The child had been frightened for several days, but it was too much. If the tolerance was built up, there would be less fun in the future.

"Don't worry, it's not a craniotomy, it's an organ separation surgery."

The first half of the sentence made Xia Mi let out a sigh of relief, and the second half of the sentence brought that breath back: "What organ?!"

Because Fenrir had not yet woken up when she found the Nibelungen, she was still unaware of the fact that her stupid brother had merged with the rock wall during his sleep. When she heard Xia Di's words, her heart suddenly rose to her throat, fearing that her brother There are three long and two short.

"Don't worry, the operation was successful." Xia Di still looked like she had everything under control. She took out a photo and placed it in front of Xia Mi: "Fenrir is already a girl. Congratulations, you have a baby. elder sister."

Xia Mi was shocked when he heard this. When he saw the "girl" in the photo who looked somewhat similar to him, with healthy wheat-colored skin, mushroom hair and hairpins, his pupils seemed to change. It was shaking like a six-magnitude earthquake. The CPU in my brain was about to burn out and smoke. At the same time, I was trembling when I spoke: "This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this... Fenrir?!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Xia Mi seemed to be unwilling to accept the reality, "Fenrir is a fool. I taught him for a long time before he learned how to become a human. He has just woken up now and should still be in a state of confusion. How can you transform into a human being without my help if you understand the state of chaos?"

Xia Di raised a finger when he saw this, with a serious expression: "Let's just say, is there a possibility that he is actually a genius.

Is it just that your sister is too smart and has planned everything so that he doesn't need to use his brain at all? Over time, his brain gradually shrinks and is finally taken over by muscles? "

What he said is reasonable and well-founded. The only drawback is that it makes no sense.

But Xia Mi was worthy of being the Dragon King who added all his rare attribute points to wisdom. She quickly realized that Xia Di was teasing her again. This guy's talkative behavior was exactly the same as when she was covering up her fictitious "family".

The golden eyes gradually dimmed and returned to a clear and smooth black color. Xia Mi calmed down and pretended to accept the facts: "Then where is my brother...sister now? I want to see her new look."

When she said this, she was really worried that Xia Di had actually killed Fenrir in order to make up the lie. Fortunately, after getting along with her these days, she also knew that although this person had a bad personality, he was not the kind of person who had no bottom line after all. Guy.

Therefore, this can be regarded as a test to see what kind of relationship the two parties should maintain after their identities are exposed.

Is it true, as Xia Di said, that she can still act coquettishly and mischievously like a child?

Xia Di was naturally aware of her little thoughts, so he simply followed her lead: "No problem, I will take you to see her now, but I have to wait for my arrangements first."

After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and made a call in front of Xia Mi. As a special consultant of the dragon group, he booked a gender reassignment surgery at the plastic surgery department of a tertiary hospital in Beijing. The little dragon girl was so frightened that she jumped at him with all her teeth and claws. Come up.

When he put down his cell phone, he only bit the little dragon girl hanging on his arm with his teeth before letting go and falling to the ground again. "Okay, no kidding, I will take you to see Fenrir later." Xia Di wiped her saliva on Xia Mi's clothes without leaving any trace, "He has a new name now, guess what it is."

Based on Xia Mi's understanding of this person, there is a high probability that he will give him a nasty name: "Xia Ban, Xia Ke, Xia Che, Xia Binghai?"

"Eh~ I can't tell, Xiaomi, that you have such a strong opinion against Fenrir that you would want to give him such a name." It is better for others to take care of him, otherwise he will be nicknamed when he goes to school and goes to work. If he is teased for being autistic or has an outbreak, it will be very difficult for me as a guardian to handle. "

Xia Mi felt tired and didn't want to say anything more: "Ah, yes, yes, it's my fault, so can you tell me the correct answer?"

"His name is Xia Mo."

"What's the meaning?"

"If I have to say it, I would have woken him up from his sleep at the end of summer." name."

"Why are flowers born like summer, blooming until they are in full bloom?" Xia Mi snorted dissatisfiedly when she heard this. The meaning sounded full of tragedy. She didn't want to be a little flower that withered after blooming.

Even if it blooms, it is still a towering tree that blooms and fades again.

"Stop saying these incomprehensible words and take me to see Fenrir quickly!"

"Why go and see him instead of taking him back?" Xia Di looked at Xiao Xiami funnyly.

Hearing this, Xia Mi put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "You said it yourself, you are our guardian, you can't let me, a primary school student, drag Fenrir to grow up, right?"

In ancient times, she and Fenrir were both high-ranking kings. They never lacked servants who wanted to serve them. All aspects of food, clothing, housing and transportation were clearly arranged. Unlike in modern society, if you want to eat some meat, you have to go fishing in the river.

This ability to climb up the pole is really impressive. Xia Di secretly thought that if Xiaolu had this ability, he would not have to worry about who would keep his coffin?
Alas, it can only be said that there is a talent gap.

Xia Di didn't say anything more, turned around, pushed open the office door, and led Xia Mi away.

Xiao Longnu was still gathering her emotions, thinking about what to say when she saw her brother wake up and become a human, whether to apologize for losing him, or to teach him a lesson for running with someone he didn't know without any resistance. , and followed Xia Di out of the office door step by step.

However, when she raised her feet to cross the boundary between the inside and outside of the door, she heard the laughter of adults and children and the sound of large equipment running, and she also felt the warmth of the sun shining on her body.

When he raised his head again, he found that he was already outdoors, and it was also a noisy and crowded amusement park.

Such a sudden change in the environment reminded her of the Nibelungen exit she had set up before, but neither the Dragon Team base nor this amusement park looked like the Nibelungen. At least she couldn't sense the Nibelungen. With Gen's aura, he can also be sure that the people he meets on the road are real people and not Deadpool.

Turning around, I saw that the office door behind me had turned into an iron door with an employee lounge sign.

"How did you do it?" Xia Mi took two quick steps to Xia Di and looked at him sideways, as if he wanted to see if he had Doraemon's Any Door: "This is not about entering or leaving the Nibelung. I didn’t feel any energy fluctuations due to the transition between reality and reality.”

"Want to learn? I'll teach you." Xia Di raised her hand and made a push-pull motion, "Look, I will only teach you once. There are three steps in total. You must strictly follow the process.

First, open the door; second, step out and walk out; third, close the door. "

Xia Mi:......

"Forget it, having expectations for you was my biggest mistake." Xiao Longnu also knew that this guy belonged to the Riddler. In TV series, he is the kind of big boss behind the scenes who only reveals his identity and reveals all the conspiracy in the finale. :

"Where is Fenrir? He didn't come to the amusement park alone. Didn't you arrange for someone to take care of him?"

As a girl who is relatively poor in all aspects, Xiao Xiami naturally does not have the spare money to go to the amusement park, so she usually takes advantage of the fact that there are not so many tourists and drives Yanling Mingzhao to have sex and go whore for free. , enjoying human entertainment facilities without spending any money.

His eyes searched the crowd, but found nothing. Xia Mi closed his eyes and sensed, but did not find his brother's aura. He suspected that he was manipulated by the person next to him.

Just when she was about to use her word spirit, Xia Di suddenly pointed to the roller coaster in the distance: "There."

Looking in the direction he pointed, Xia Mi's pupils changed, and he saw clearly the roller coaster that was speeding on the track in the distance, as well as the boy sitting in the front row who was holding the hand of a human woman and smiling brightly, his expression changed. It instantly became dark.

Xia Mi's anger level skyrocketed when he thought that he had been searching for her in the capital for two days in fear, only to find that Fenrir was following other women around and even calling her sister.

But there was an inhumane guy next to him who was fanning the flames and making trouble. He muttered loudly as if he was afraid she wouldn't hear:
"Tsk, tsk, everyone has their own travel arrangements during the seven-day holiday. Some are traveling abroad and some are visiting the amusement park in the company of their elder sisters. However, it seems that some children are not gregarious. If they are alone, little pearls will fall out of their eyes. ~"

Listening to the noisy words of the man next to him, Xia Mi clenched his fists slightly. When he looked at the cheering figure on the roller coaster, a terrifying murderous aura filled his body.

Xia Mi, as the name suggests, is filled with murderous intent in summer, making people feel bone-chilling in the hot summer. It is really a magical tool to relieve summer heat!
In the distance, the boy who was brought to the highest point of the circular track by the roller coaster suddenly shivered, as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and the hairs on his body stood up.

The roller coaster swooped down from a high place with a loud roar, and there were only a few buffering curves left before the end. However, at the end of summer, I felt that what was waiting for me ahead was more than just the end of the roller coaster.

(End of this chapter)