Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei.
Chapter 446 Lu Mingfei: This robber is so lame!
Chapter 446 Lu Mingfei: This robber is so lame!
Ajie felt that it was a sure thing, but reality told him that anything was possible.
Just as the two counterfeit Dragon Kings were being chased and hacked by Finkel, the sheriff of the town had already rushed over with his men and weapons, holding up a loudspeaker and asking the people in the smoke to lay down their weapons and raise their hands in surrender.
At the same time, the illegal vendors and customers who came to participate in the black market gathering had already packed up their bedding and prepared to flee the moment the explosions and gunshots rang out.
There is no way around it. The IRS may come to your door at any time, and you have to run away as soon as you see the slightest sign of trouble, otherwise you will be fined to the point of bankruptcy.
In the face of bankruptcy, they ran even faster than Russell and Duke.
Finkel relied on the cheats given by his unscrupulous boss to chase the Dragon King everywhere, but he soon noticed the movements outside and realized that he and others had been exposed.
He wanted to resolve this emergency as quickly as possible, but the two Dragon Kings were clearly avoiding a fight, and the younger one seemed to be planning some big move.
Before he could make a decision, the sheriff and his helpers surrounding the town entrance changed their expressions!
The guns in their hands suddenly became uncontrollable. Although their index fingers were only pressing on the trigger without pulling the trigger, the bullets still flew out with a loud bang.
What was strange was that all the bullets were fired in one direction. Even though they tried hard to stop them, the guns seemed to be welded in the air and couldn't move at all.
All this was completely beyond their understanding, but what was even more incredible was yet to come. All means of transportation on the street leading to the town entrance were in operation.
Regardless of whether there were people there or not, everyone rushed towards the direction of the thick smoke, and those illegal vendors who were fleeing frantically seemed to have found a large group and rushed towards the town entrance together.
Duke, who had already set up his sniper rifle on the roof, couldn't help but curse when he saw this: "Sly dragon!"
Use smoke and ordinary people as barriers to force them not to act rashly.
The sheriff was knocked to the ground by the rushing crowd, leaving several shoe prints on his body. He was also forced to stop the attack because of the sudden chaos.
Without equipment, they had no way of finding the two cunning dragon kings in the smoke.
"Boom boom boom——!!!"
After a chaotic roar of engines, more than a dozen cars, more than twenty motorcycles, and even a three-wheeled vehicle and a tractor suddenly rushed out from the small town of Hammer on the edge of the Hudson River Valley.
These vehicles were emitting billowing black smoke as they headed towards the fields outside the town.
Ajie immediately rushed to the Executive Bureau's special Mercedes-Benz and wanted to ask Finkel to get in and chase after him. However, as soon as he opened the door, he found that not only the seats, but also the steering wheel and gear shift were missing.
Now he was dumbfounded. For a moment he didn't know whether to say that the Dragon King was cunning or that the gang of unscrupulous merchants were too cunning and would not let go of anything that was worth a little money.
They had no choice but to contact the Executive Bureau headquarters and ask the rear to send people to intercept all targets as soon as possible.
However, things went against their wishes. The elites of the Executive Bureau failed to intercept the two Dragon Kings before the encirclement was formed, and they escaped.
"You did a great job. It's not your fault." Professor Schneider rarely spoke out a word of comfort. After all, Finkel and the others were facing the Dragon King directly. Even if he was weak, he was still the Dragon King.
If you’re not careful, the entire town could be wiped off the map.
While they were cleaning up the mess, Lu Mingfei and his crew had already ended their skiing trip and were getting on a bus to return to Brooklyn.
Because Xia Di said he would take them to a high-end buffet that would cost more than two thousand dollars per person, to see who could make their money back, so they didn't stop all day and exercised as much as possible.
There is no other way. Since this concerns the dignity of foodies, the three little ones have no choice but to refuse and vow to get the title of glutton.
"I'm not targeting anyone. I just want to remind a certain little shrimp that if you can't eat more, don't force yourself to eat. Otherwise, you will eat yourself into a fat man and be laughed at by your classmates when school starts."
Lu Mingfei, who was sitting in the back row, gave a friendly reminder, but was glared at by Xiaolongnu. He had no choice but to sit back in his original seat and secretly give Eiry some advice, telling her not to always eat fried chicken, French fries and Coke when she had the buffet later, but to get more high-quality ingredients.
Don’t go for quantity, go for quality!
Just as he was giving his instructions and Xia Mi was listening attentively, a bicycle suddenly rushed out from the woods ahead and stopped in the middle of the road, apparently wanting to demonstrate American-style interception with its flesh and blood.
Xia Di moved quickly. Without moving the steering wheel, he stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. In the blink of an eye, he was in front of the two uninvited guests.
With a loud "bang", the 50% new bicycle was smashed into scrap metal. Old Tang and Constantine, who wanted to stop the car with American force but were instead hit with American sanctions, saw their eyes blur and appeared in the back seat of a car the next second.
"Yeah, what's going on?" Lu Mingfei just raised his hand to hold Eri's little head to prevent her from hitting her head due to sudden braking or collision, and he found that the originally spacious back seat suddenly became more spacious and looked particularly familiar.
After a closer look, he realized that this was the jeep that had run over him for more than half an hour.
What's going on? The Chevrolet turned into a Jeep. Are you playing Transformers here, Old Xia?
What's with that bicycle? Is it the source of fire?
But before he could ask, he realized something was wrong. He slowly turned his head and looked back, only to see two people tied up together in the trunk of the jeep.
Judging from their clothes and appearance, they were the two men who had just blocked the road, wondering whether they were trying to rob or to commit suicide.
Xia Mi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, also felt the changes in the car body and couldn't help but sigh that old Xia had really changed.
In the past, he would try to hide the difference between himself and ordinary hybrids or dragons, but now he is too lazy to even pretend, and the only thing left is to expose the fact that he is Doraemon in front of everyone.
However, she did not comment on this. She just turned her head and looked at the two unlucky guys who were kidnapped instead of trying to rob someone, with a subtle look in her eyes.
If her perception had not been confused by the sweet scent of America, these two should have been old acquaintances.
Eiry pushed Lu Mingfei's hand away and held it instead, as naturally as when they were together at the ski resort. She then stood up slightly and looked at the two people sitting behind the seats, as if she wanted to see through their thick disguise and reveal their true colors.
Lu Mingfei held down her hand that was about to take off the hood, asked her to sit down again, and then asked, "Lao Xia, why did you detain him?
Do you want to take them to the police station to claim the reward? Are there also awards for bravery in the United States?"
"Yes, you don't know, these two are very valuable." Xia Di nodded as a matter of course and introduced them to him:
"One of them is the most wanted criminal in the United States, with a reward of five million dollars, which is almost as much as my monthly income."
Lu Mingfei was excited when he heard the first half of the sentence. He calculated how much interest he would get if he converted 5 million US dollars into Chinese currency and deposited it all in the bank. But the next second, Xia Di showed off his wealth. A monthly income of 5 million US dollars would be more than 40 million RMB. Lu Mingfei didn't even dare to imagine how much money Xia Di had.
He had overestimated it as much as possible before, but now it seems that he underestimated it.
Of course, he would never show this, he just snorted and laughed: "Boasting again!"
"Yeah, I'm a boaster." Xia Di smiled and didn't refute, "What do you mean, do you want to take the person to the police station to claim the reward?
If I go, it may take some time. I can conservatively estimate that I won’t be able to leave until the middle of the night, and I won’t be able to return home for at least a month.”
"What?"
"Because this is Ugly Country, the most wanted criminal has the same characteristics as us." Xia Di chuckled, hoping that Lu Mingfei could understand what he meant.
Lu Mingfei did not disappoint Xia Di's expectations and quickly figured out the twists and turns here: "It's okay then, let's take him back and interrogate him carefully."
He still remembered that last year's news broadcast mentioned that Lao Chou and Xiao Rizi were playing water fights in front of someone else's doorstep like kids playing house, trying to splash water all over people. The water guns they used were filled with the mushrooms that they had given to Xiao Rizi that year.
He was quite concerned about this matter at the time, but unfortunately after he graduated from elementary school, his parents left him to be taken care of by his uncle, and the couple went abroad themselves.
Xiaolu's own life is a mess, so naturally he has no time to pay attention to the more complicated international situation.
"Well, although it was wrong of us to stop the car in the middle of the road just now, there is no need to arrest us, right?"
Just as Xia Di and Lu Mingfei were chatting nonsense, a weak, muffled voice came from behind.
Lu Mingfei immediately became alert upon hearing this, took out a Glock from his trouser pocket, turned on the safety, loaded the bullet, aimed at the enemy in one go.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't do it, we are all from the same hometown!" The wanted criminal, who was wearing a hood and only revealed two round eyes, begged for mercy hurriedly, saying that Chinese people do not kill Chinese people.
"Your accent is not standard." Lu Mingfei pointed a gun at the robber. Although this was just a toy model, its realism was no less than the real thing. As long as the bullet was filled with gunpowder, it could kill with one shot like a real gun!
Because this robber was so weak, and Lu Mingfei didn't know his name, he just called him the weak robber in his mind.
"I came to the United States when I was very young, and I use English in my daily life, so my Chinese is naturally not that fluent." The robber Mr. Sun tried hard to prove his background.
"Well, then tell me, how did he go from being a good young man to being the most wanted criminal? Is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality?"
"It's a slander by the US government!" the robber Mr. Sun said angrily, "I was staying in a hotel and humming a song when the house suddenly melted due to the high temperature. Before I could react, I became the most wanted criminal in the United States."
"It's that simple?"
"It's that simple!"
Lu Mingfei remained silent. He was still young and inexperienced, so it was difficult for him to tell the truth from just a few words.
But he was not smart enough and could easily infer the result from Old Xia's reaction.
If the robber really deserved his punishment, with Old Xia's ability, by the time they arrived at the New York City Hall, the bounty would have been paid and he would have taken them to a buffet. How could he have taken so long?
But that may not be the case. What if Old Xia anticipated that I would infer the answer based on his reaction and deliberately misled me?
Just as he was in a state of self-contradiction, Xia Mi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, suddenly spoke up: "Hey, what's your name, Norton?"
"No, my name is Ronald Tang." The robber Mr. Sun replied subconsciously, but soon realized that something was wrong. Why would this little girl directly ask if his name was Norton? !
Isn't his name clearly written in the news reports?
He glanced at Constantine who was so close, his face turned pale. It seemed that he had just tried to use the power of the King of Bronze and Fire to control the car but failed and was backfired.
Thinking back to how he ran from the front of the car to the back in a flash and was tied up without being noticed, Old Tang felt that he might have met the Jörmungandr that Constantine mentioned.
However, before he could figure out how to deal with the situation when Constantine was unconscious and he was the only one left, the mask on his head was suddenly torn off, revealing a rather funny and embarrassing face.
"Old Tang, is it really you?!"
Lu Mingfei was stunned when he heard the robber Xun reveal his identity. Almost in an instant, his clever little brain connected the two events of Lao Tang's mysterious disappearance and the emergence of America's most wanted criminal together, especially the timing was right!
The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. He couldn't wait for Old Tang to repeat it again. When the other party was not on guard or prepared, he directly tore off the mask covering his entire head.
Sure enough, under the mask were the pair of drooping eyebrows that impressed him the most!
When he heard the familiar name, Old Tang was shocked and tried to look up.
I saw a young man with handsome features, looking sunny and cheerful, but with a hint of meanness in his eyes, staring at me without blinking.
He couldn't help but exclaimed: "Damn it, Mingming, why are you here?!"
"Of course I came to see you. You haven't been online or replied to messages for more than half a month. I was afraid that you were tied up and put into a cement barrel and sunk in the East River of New York!"
Lu Mingfei casually threw the imitation pistol aside, grabbed the bow tie on Lao Tang and pulled it, then released the two brothers who were tied up.
There was a lot of space at the back of the jeep, and it was difficult to talk across the seats, so Lu Mingfei simply jumped into the trunk and squeezed in with Lao Tang.
Eri: “…”
"What are you thinking? You've become a terrorist, but you didn't tell me such a big thing. You don't treat me as a brother, right?"
Ever since he met Lao Tang, Lu Mingfei would fight against him on the interstellar map every night.
In addition, the two of them had somewhat similar experiences, and the feelings between them had long surpassed those of netizens who played games together, and they were truly friends who could confide in each other.
“How would I know you were so capable?” Old Tang muttered, sitting up and trying to help his unconscious brother up.
While helping the man, he raised his head and looked forward, and happened to meet the eyes of Xia Di who was looking at him in the rearview mirror. Old Tang's pupils suddenly shrank:
"Fuck, Master, why are you here too?!"
(End of this chapter)
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